Maybe a Fake Gintama

"No, I didn't mean that..." Xin Baji quickly denied.

"If you don't succeed, you don't need to talk nonsense to him. Even if you find trouble, you have to beat him up." Fourteen folded his hands and sighed, "It's been a long time."

Sougo on the side also nodded,

"No, it's better to pierce him." A Miao said.

"Wouldn't it be better to crush it?" Fourteen answered.

"Pull it out, then tear it into pieces." A Miao continued with a smile on her face.

"Get closer slowly and swat him like a fly!"

Just as Shi Shi finished speaking, Xin Baji quickly separated the two of them, "Hey! You two are too scary!"

"You're right, Mr. Xinbaji. How could you do something like that?! Just capture the person and hand him over to me. I guarantee that he will never appear in this world again, forever." Jiang Cheng walked away Come here, he said with a smile on his face.

"You are the most dangerous one, okay! I can't imagine it at all!" Xin Bajie spat wildly, but then he came to his senses, "Jiang Chengsang, why are you covered in dust?"

"Yeah, it was really hard to lay [landmine analogs] just now." Jiang Cheng said and rubbed his waist.

At this time, Xin Baji took a look at the bag on the ground, "Hey! Why is it empty! Have they all been buried?!"

"Finish the job Aru!" Kagura ran over, also covered in dust, and saluted Jiang Cheng.

"Yo Xi, yo Xi, go buy what you like." Jiang Cheng took out a few ten thousand yuan bills and handed them to Kagura.

After taking the money, Kagura ran away excitedly.

"Report, mission accomplished!" Kondo ran over also covered in dust.

"Go buy the bananas you like." Jiang Cheng took out a few coins and handed them to Kondo.

"Thank you!" Kondo took the coin and was about to leave, but suddenly he realized, "Why should I buy bananas? As I said, I'm not a gorilla! I just look like him!"

But Jiang Cheng ignored it, "Then, let's wait for that bastard to come to the door!" After saying that, he laughed. A Miao and Shi Shi were also laughing.

"Hey, that's enough for you three!"

…

At night, the bright moon is in the sky.

A group of people were lying in ambush in the grass beside the wall. Not far from them was the main house. Under the eaves of the main house was a clothes drying rack. On the clothes drying rack, only a pair of trousers that were used as bait hung.

"Why did you only bite me?" Gintoki asked, slapping the mosquitoes off his face.

"Because Gin-chan, your blood is the sweetest, Aru." Kagura answered.

"Why hasn't that perverted thief come yet? I can't wait any longer." Jiang Cheng held his umbrella and looked around.

"That's right," Xin Bajia adjusted his glasses, "Isn't it because he won't come today? Or will he never come?"

"Are you kidding?!" Jiang Cheng suddenly became unhappy, "What about the free trial tour of hell I prepared for him!"

"Don't worry, it will come." Gintoki said aloud.

"Why do you say he will definitely come?" Xin Baji asked.

"There is such a ostentatious pair of panties hanging here. How could the underwear thief miss it?" Kagura replied.

"It's just because it's too explicit! It looks like a trap at first glance!" Xin Baji retorted.

"Xinjiang, for a thief, the more difficult it is to achieve his goal, the more excited he will be." A Miao said.

"Souga, he's exactly like Kaitou Kid~" Jiang Cheng echoed, "You know there's a trap but you still go there."

"Search, search, search, search." Everyone except Xinbajiu said while holding their hands and nodding.

"Why did you take it upon yourself to create a personality for him?!" Xin Baji retorted, "What if he is a coward?"

"Don't worry, if he doesn't come, wouldn't it be enough to blow up the entire Edo?" Jiang Cheng patted Shinpachi on the shoulder and said,

At the same time, he looked at Sougo aside, "Isn't that right? Okita-kun~"

"What the boss said makes sense~ Not only the underwear thief, but also Hijikata-san can go to heaven~ Then I will be the deputy commander of the Shinsengumi~" Sougo replied with a refreshing look on his face.

"That's enough! You two are so stupid!" Shinpachi couldn't help but say, "If you blow up Edo to the sky, the Shinsengumi will be gone!"

"That makes sense," Sougo said, holding his chin, but suddenly an idea flashed, "Then just blow up the rest of the place except the Shinsengumi and Hijikata-san."

"Don't worry, I will give you a place to live in Yoshihara when the time comes." Jiang Cheng promised, patting his chest.

"I did not mean that……"

Before Shinpachi could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Gintoki.

"Don't yell. What if the thief is scared away?" Gintoki said impatiently, frowning.

"I want to destroy you, but you have to stay here in such a hot day." Shinpachi turned to Gintoki and said.

"Hundan, what did you say?! Believe it or not, I made your two cakes invisible?!" As he said that, Gintoki started to fight with Shinpachi.

On the side, Sougo and Shizuo had been fighting each other for a long time, and Jiang Cheng was still adding jealousy, "Just cut off the bangs, why do you hit the neck every time? Your sword skills are really not good, Okita." Jun."

In short, just like this, the small brawl turned into a big brawl, and everyone except Kondo participated.

"I told you to stop, don't fight." Kondo, who had become an idler, persuaded at the side, "Because the weather is too hot, everyone is in a bad mood, right. Yossi, then take a rest."

However, everyone still did not stop fighting, but several different voices came from the melee...

Jiang Cheng: "Shut up, gorilla!"

Gintoki: "Shut up, you're defeated!"

A Miao: "Shut up, Butt Mao!"

Kagura: "Shut up, Big Muyu!"

Fourteen: "Shut up, miso bread!"

Sougo: "Shut up, gorilla!"

Jiang Cheng: "I've already said it!"

Sougo: "Oh, then shut up, chimp."

Kondo's face turned darker and darker, and finally he burst into tears. "It's all the fault of the hot weather. It's all the fault of the bad weather~ Well, let me buy some ice so that everyone can calm down a little."

Jiang Cheng: "Ice Coke!"

Kagura: "Red bean shaved ice!"

Gintoki: "Just have a parfait!"

A Miao: "Haagen-Dazs!"

Soongwu: “The more expensive, the better!”

Fourteen: "A big bowl of beef rice bowl with mayonnaise, and a large 500ml bottle of drink!"

Xin Baji: "I want tea!"

"Okay, I'll buy it back right away. You guys should be good to me." Kondo said and turned around to leave. At the same time, he kept muttering, "There's really nothing we can do against these guys." But just after he finished speaking, he heard the sound from under his feet. There was a sound of [di-di-di], followed by a huge explosion.

Everyone also stopped fighting and looked at Kondo who was lying on the ground in the bomb crater.

"Ah, Kondo-san exploded." A Miao covered her mouth and pretended to be surprised.

"It must be because of the hot weather Aru." Kagura waved her hand and said.

"So it exploded," Fourteen took over.

"How is it possible? He stepped on the landmine he planted, right?" Gintoki said, "He's walking around without knowing where he buried it. What an idiot."

After saying that, everyone laughed at the same time.

"Ah? Wait a minute," Xin Bajie reacted first, "Does it mean that no one remembers where the mines are buried?"

At this time, everyone finally reacted.

"Too bad, the old man who delivers the newspaper tomorrow will crush it." A Miao said aloud.

"Don't worry! Isn't this the wall over here?" Jiang Cheng said, patting the wall behind him, jumping up and standing on the wall. At the same time, Jiang Cheng heard the sound of [didi-didi] under his feet...

Jiang Cheng rushed to the street...

"Why, why are there landmines on the wall?" Jiang Cheng asked intermittently as he got up.

"Didn't you say you wouldn't miss every place?" Kagura raised her hand and said.

"Is it all your fault?!" Xin Baji yelled, "Wait a minute, so except for this area..." Xin Baji said and looked at the entire yard, "Are all mines buried? !”

But at this moment, a man's laughter came from the roof, "Hahahahahahaha..."

"That guy, that guy is..." Xin Baji said in disbelief.

At this moment, a man covering his face with a bright red crotch cloth and wearing only a pair of shorts jumped onto the main house. But before he could say anything, he heard the sound of [didi-didi], followed by a huge explosion.

"Um...are there landmines on the roof?" Shinbashi asked with a dark line on his face.

"Well, because [you can't let go of] Aru in every place." Kagura nodded and said.

"Hey! If you do this, our house will be blown up to the sky first!" Shinpachi roared.

"A small sacrifice is unavoidable, and don't worry, the orangutan will be responsible for the compensation." Jiang Cheng said, wiping his nosebleed.

"Even so..." Shinpashi said coyly, "Ah, now is not the time to say this! How is the underwear thief doing?! Is anyone going to take a look? There seems to be no sound."

"They are all bombs. How could anyone be stupid enough to look at them?" Jiang Cheng said with a chuckle.

"Who is to blame! Who is to blame for all this!" Xin Bajia shouted angrily.

"Don't worry, I just called the police. It is said that the director and deputy director of the real selection team who are patrolling will come over to remove the landmines." Jiang Cheng replied.

"Hey, the two people mentioned are here now!" Shinbaji shouted again.

"Huh? Really." Jiang Cheng said in surprise.

"Hey! Is it really okay to pretend to be surprised?!"

"Hahaha, this is far from difficult..." The perverted underwear thief's voice just sounded, but he just took a step forward, and the sound of [Didi Didi] sounded again...

"Hey, I didn't even look at it! How many times has this happened! This is too tragic! My whole body must be injured!" Shinpachi said, covering his eyes.

"I won't give up... These alone can't defeat me!" Finally, the man stood up again, and the man who took one step at a time finally only had the last few steps to reach the eaves.

"Stop! If you continue like this, you will... die!" Gintoki shouted.

"The perverts, scoundrels, perverts, and paranoiacs all over the country...are still waiting for me to come back...their...voices...are...giving me strength..." As he said that, the underwear thief staggered again took a step forward.

[Didi Didi]......

boom……

"Well, it seems like it's really over..." Xin Baji couldn't help but say.

"Ah, it's really over."

"It's really over."

Everyone said in a hurry.

"Then, what should we do?" Xin Baji asked again.

"Yeah, what should I do?"

"That's right, what should I do?"

"It's really troublesome. What should I do?"

Everyone was talking again.

"Don't worry, isn't there an orangutan demining machine here?" Jiang Cheng said, pointing to Kondo who was still lying in the pit.

"Really! I didn't expect there to be an orangutan demining machine here. Jiang Chengsang has such good eyesight." A Miao praised.

"Then, please, gorilla!"

…

That night, the entire Edo heard the screams of a certain orangutan and the incessant explosions...

…

Yoshihara.

"Well, Yueyue, I seem to have put your panties in the wrong place, in Jiang Chengsang's room..." Rilun seemed to have thought of something, and suddenly said, "I originally wanted to find Jiang Chengsang. I washed the dirty clothes together, but I also forgot your panties..."

Yue Yong: "..."

Haruta: "..."