Maybe a Fake Gintama

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"What's wrong? Can't you do it soon?" Gintoki asked.

"No... this is too fast..." Yamazaki was still a little unbelievable, and continued to ask as he jogged, "Where is the wounded person? Did he just throw it over there?"

"No, he said he would catch up immediately after the treatment." Gintoki shook his head and replied.

"Here we go again," Yamazaki said with a relaxed smile, "Is there any point in delaying time? You can't come back anyway, right?"

"Ah, here we come." Gintoki stopped and turned around to look behind.

"What?!" Yamazaki was startled, stopped and followed Gintoki's gaze.

"Hey -! Here - here -!" Gintoki waved and shouted.

At this time, a tall and sturdy figure slowly came to Gintoki.

"Ah, that's great. It's nothing serious." Gintoki said happily, and then looked at the visitor and pretended to complain: "After all, you are too fragile. It won't work if you don't exercise more." ,"

As he spoke, Gintoki looked up at the man and patted him on the shoulder. "Right? A Gao."

Looking at this tall man with a fierce expression and equally luxuriant chest and body hair, the costume of the Temple Gate Guards was set off by his tall body like a small gown. He was wearing sunglasses, a red scarf on his head, and a hand in his hand. Yamazaki couldn't react for a long time to the man with flowing blond hair who clearly didn't look Japanese, holding a baguette and chewing gum in his mouth.

"Who -!!" Yamazaki, who had just recovered, pointed at the man and complained wildly, "Who is this person?! He is a completely different person! Who is this person? This fat foreigner!"

"Huh? What do you say?" Gintoki asked doubtfully in his Japanese English, with a look of confusion on his face, "Isn't this Agao? No matter which angle you look at, who else could it be besides Agao himself? ?That's true~"

"No! No matter which angle you look at it, it's nothing but another person!" Yamazaki quickly corrected, "From all 360-degree angles, there is no place that is not replaced by someone else!"

"Yes, it's not a replacement," Gintoki shook his head and explained slowly, "Agao rushed over right after he finished his treatment."

"What kind of treatment is this!" Yamazaki spit, spitting.

"It's just a character reset! Don't make such a stupid mistake as getting the wrong goods! Besides, what is "Agao TAKATIN"? Why is only part of the name changed to English? "

(The Japanese pronunciation of Gao Zai is: takachin. Gintoki changed the second half of the sound into the English pronunciation, that is, takatin. The difference between "A Gao" and "Gao Zai" here is different. In addition, when Jiang Cheng calls Takasugi, the pronunciation is takachi. , the accurate translation should be Xiao Gao or Xiao Gao classmate, but for the sake of familiarity, I have always used Gao Zai.)

"Wellwell, don't look for trouble anymore," Gintoki came over and patted Yamazaki's shoulder with a squinted smile, comforting: "Whatever you replace, you are completely me. You are completely covered by me, hahaha..."

Listening to Gintoki's words, a vein popped out on Yamazaki's face. He clenched his fists and reminded:

"Stop speaking in half-baked English. It makes people uncomfortable!"

"Forget it, forget it, try to think about it," Gintoki frowned slightly, and then said, "When I talk about Agao, I will think of that big bag-like head."

"This is just a baguette in your hand!" Yamazaki pointed at Agao and complained crazily, "At least put the baguette on your head! Why are you standing there so stupidly?! Why are you like this? Standing stupidly with a baguette?!"

"Well, treatment is treatment," Gintoki spread his hands and explained to himself, "Man, as long as you take off the hat over there, you will become one of the adults. You must take off the sun hat in the sun, It is this awareness that makes him look a little bit like an adult."

"So! What kind of treatment did he receive?" Yamazaki was a little crazy. "What did he do to make him become an adult who wears his coat as a T-shirt?"

"Ah, because he lost the turtleneck sweater he has worn since he was born." Gintoki explained.

"Timeismoney" Agao said after taking a bite of the French bread in his hand.

"Ah, yes." Gintoki nodded, "Now is not the time to do these things, you must catch up quickly."

"What he just said was completely English, right?" Yamazaki complained speechlessly, "He had no intention of imitating it, right? And he was still eating French bread!"

A Gao raised an index finger and spoke in blunt Japanese: "Ten thousand yen for one hour, twenty thousand yen for two hours."

With that said, Ah Gao pointed at himself and continued: "During this period, I am Ah Gao, okay?"

"OK, OK," Gintoki replied, then raised three fingers, "Three French breads in three hours, four French breads in four hours, huh? OK?"

"Why did the reward after three hours become French bread?" Yamazaki complained, "No matter how you think about it, it will never be OK! In the end, didn't you only get 20,000?!"

As soon as Yamazaki finished speaking, a shocking scene appeared. Agao came over, shook hands with Gintoki, and responded loudly:

"OK! French bread!"

"Okay, you! In the end, you prefer French bread to money?!" Yamazaki felt bad, "This is obviously unfair, right? He is simply a fake, right? Sorry, I can't The organizers of the competition must be notified.”

Saying that, Yamazaki turned around and said, "Everyone is working hard, I can't pretend that I haven't seen anything..."

With that said, Yamazaki started directly. But... before Yamazaki could even take the first step, Agao held up the baguette and aimed it hard at the back of Yamazaki's head.

pound!

"It hurts!" Yamazaki instantly covered the back of his head with his hands and squatted on the ground. Tears from the corners of his eyes were forced out by the pain. "The French bread is so hard! The French bread hurts!"

"Everyone is serious?" Gintoki came up behind Yamazaki, sneered, and continued condescendingly, "Hey, stop joking. Hey - I'm talking about you."

"Huh?" Yamazaki turned his head and made a confused sound.

"Do you need me to tell you why Gao Zai was so seriously injured?" Gintoki frowned and looked down at Yamazaki with a dark face, "Huh? Do you need it?"

Next to Gintoki was Agao, who was still chewing gum with the same expression.

Looking at the intimidating two people, Yamazaki couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva...

…

On the other side, the host was constantly explaining through the footage transmitted from the helicopter.

"From the beginning of the preliminaries, the competition has been going up and down, and more than two-thirds of the contestants had to abstain due to the involvement of the two rampaging people at the front (Kagura, Kondo) and a rampaging limousine. "

"However, the two first place runners lost their whereabouts after mistakenly taking the route, and the limousine was stopped by the traffic police. Now, the remaining less than one-third of the contestants who are running at the end are passing the distance that represents the distance. There are only five kilometers left around the corner from Atong-chan’s location.”

"Teramondori Guards, the general selection group, were originally in sight of victory, but now they have fallen to the end. To be honest, a comeback should be impossible, right? It is really a pity. There are always two top teams in the qualifiers Just being eliminated is so..."

Suddenly, the host noticed something on the broadcast screen.

"Huh? Then...that is! The one who came from the opposite side, stepping over the corpses of the otakus at an alarming speed, was...could it be! That was...that was!"

The camera gradually got closer, and the figure of the man gradually emerged. It was Xin Baji who had been chasing after him all the way!

"Here it comes——! The Teramondori Guards crawled out of hell in order to once again attack the victory! However, there is a huge gap between the last place and the first place. It is difficult to catch up with such a huge distance. It’s extremely difficult!”

…

Even though his whole body was soaked with sweat and even though he was out of breath, Xin Baji still didn't slack off at all. He still looked ahead and chased with great strides.

【We can’t lose here! 】Xin Baji thought to himself, 【How can you lose in a place like this? ! 】

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

The roaring Shinbachi once again increased his speed and rushed forward like crazy.

"Even so, I refused to admit defeat and accelerated my speed! I caught up with the vanguard in one breath! I am gradually overtaking them!"

But just when Xin Baji was about to catch up, a hand suddenly stretched out from the large crowd in front, and a familiar voice sounded at the same time.

"Formation, Xuanwu!" Fourteen's voice sounded.

Afterwards, Shinpachi was surprised to find that the loose group of OTAKU in front of him actually put their shoulders tightly on each other, forming rows of extremely solid human walls!

"Ara!!! What...what is going on with this? The people in front suddenly formed a formation, blocking the path of the Teramon Gate Guards! Wall! Like a wall, the huge human wall of OTAKU made the Teramon The Imperial Guards can't move forward even one step! What's going on here? I didn't expect that there could be such a unified action among the many mixed teams!"

Xin Baji looked at the wall of people in front of him, and couldn't help but think of something, and his eyes widened instantly.

[Could it be...? ! ! 】

I saw a wisp of cigarette smoke floating in the sky in front of the human wall, and then Fourteen's voice came again.

"What a sympathetic guy, be it the organizer of the conference, the guys from your personal guard, or that idiot team from Yoshiwara." Fourteen pretended to sigh, "There are 5,000 people participating in this conference, that is, Approximately 1,000+ teams compete for official fan club status..."