Maybe a Fake Gintama

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"Is it this team that caused these commotions? Can humans really do this kind of thing?" the host continued, and then whispered to a staff member beside him, "Someone go and remind Yoshihara team, telling them that the rules have been lifted and that the place they should go is the traffic police team instead of the marathon finish line.”

"Well... I'm really sorry," the staff member replied in a low voice, "The staff who went to remind them all went to the hospital... Even the traffic police who tried to stop them were ignored by them..."

"They are really a group of egoistic people..." the host made a rare comment, but then suddenly discovered something and looked at the figure that had just passed the corner and rushed towards the finish line, "Ah! Finally it appeared! Like! The figure of the team running like the wind on the deserted field! That is... that uniform is——Teramondori Guards!!"

"Who is that?!!"

Seeing A Gao crossing the finish line with a victor's attitude in slow motion, Shi Shi felt bad all over.

"Great! Entering the finals! yean~" Gintoki, who was following Agao, stretched out his hands to touch Agao.

"The Simentong Guards turned around! They actually reached the finish line in second place!" the host announced.

"Wait a minute!" Looking at Gintoki and Agao who had just stopped, Fourteen couldn't help complaining, "Who is that?! Where did you find it? Why did an unknown person appear? The guy crossed the finish line in slow motion? You don’t have this guy on your team, do you?”

"Ah, okay, okay," Gintoki waved his hand impatiently, "That's enough. I saw your reaction yesterday... no, I saw it the day before yesterday."

"What kind of attitude do you have!" Fourteen shouted in displeasure, "It's obvious that the team members were secretly changed. What's going on with your attitude that is so natural?"

"Secret exchange?" Gintoki sneered disapprovingly, "Hey, don't make such weird excuses to find trouble without evidence."

"In terms of evidence, isn't that guy living evidence?" Fourteen pointed at Agao and retorted, "You can arrest him as an active criminal!"

"Hijikata-kun," Gintoki said seriously as he closed his eyes, "marathon is actually just like life. I have overcome countless difficulties and hardships. I have grown up the moment I cross the finish line and become like other people."

"It must have been someone else!" Fourteen shouted angrily,

"It's someone else entirely!"

"What an unreasonable guy~" Gintoki sighed, then suddenly noticed something, turned away and glanced behind him, "Ah, I came at the right time. Come and see what your teammates look like."

Just as Gintoki finished speaking, Yamazaki, who was wearing a mohawk and looking hopeless, had already arrived behind everyone.

"Yamazaki-kun has grown up and completely changed~" Gintoki continued with pretense of emotion.

"It's just that the hair style has changed!" Fourteen complained, "Why does the hair style change after running a marathon? Why does the hair style grow after running a marathon? Ah, this is growth... no matter how you look at it, it is deterioration, right?"

"Oh! After the Guards, the members of the general selection group also seem to have turned into someone else!" the host said again facing the camera.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Yamazaki immediately fell to his knees and sobbed, "How can I continue to do supervisory work in the future with such a swaggering hairstyle?"

"Yamazaki...were you given by this guy..."

"I'm sorry, I failed so much..." After saying that, Yamazaki raised his head, tears streaming down his face, "But, Hijikata-san, don't pursue it now. Let's let them go for now. We have bigger problems." The handle is in their hands..."

Just as he finished speaking, a green taxi suddenly stopped behind Shi Shi. Immediately, Shi Shi turned his head and looked over.

"Ah, that's all. Don't worry, it won't be exposed. Ah, by the way, please issue an invoice..." Sougo opened the car door and walked out, "Just write Hijikata Jushiro."

Seeing this scene, Fourteen suddenly dropped the cigarette in his mouth, and froze in place with his eyes wide open and his mouth half open.

"Ah? I seem to have seen that guy somewhere~" Gintoki came up behind Fourteen, squeezed his eyes, and said with a teasing expression, "That one is..."

In an instant, Fourteen stretched out his hand and covered Gintoki's mouth. He turned around with sweat on his face and said, "That being said, it does seem to have happened before, boy... If you think about it carefully, there is one in your team. Foreigner, ah...what’s your name?”

"Agao." Gintoki replied.

"Yes! Ah Gao! Yes! Ah Gao!" Fourteen continued with a dodgey look, "I'm really embarrassed to find such a strange excuse. Yamazaki has also grown a lot. Yosi, in that case Just hurry up and get to the finals! Stop thinking about it and get to the finals!"

"It would be great if you could understand," Gintoki said with a treacherous look, "It would be great if you just obeyed me from the beginning~"

But just as Gintoki finished speaking, a police car suddenly stopped behind Gintoki, and Gintoki immediately turned his head and looked over.

"Are you okay? If not, shall I take you in?" the police officer in the police car asked carefully and concernedly.

"It's okay..." Kondo replied.

"Don't get lost next time."

After leaving such a kind reminder, the police car drove away.

Looking at Kondo and Kagura getting out of the police car, both Gintoki and Shizuo felt bad.

But before the two of them could say anything, the roar of the engine was heard again from the distance, and Jiang Cheng's shouts were also heard.

"Get out of the way, get out of the way, get out of the way, get out of the way!!!" Jiang Cheng leaned out of the car window and shouted loudly toward the front, "Get out of the way! You scum that are getting in the way!!!"

Everyone was startled by this tattered car that was rushing towards them, and they all ran away without having time to think.

The moment the car crossed the finish line, it finally stopped, not because of the brakes, but because the car had reached the end of its life.

"Finally we caught up," Jiang Cheng opened the door and walked out, taking a long breath, and then looked at the car that had begun to disintegrate with soft eyes, "Don't worry, brother, I know your dream. , I will never give up the championship to anyone else! Meili!"

"Jiang Cheng, sama, don't worry!" A group of Baihua ladies came to Jiang Cheng, pointed to a brand new golden sports car beside them, and comforted: "Sunny, the successor to Meili, is ready!"

"That's it..." Jiang Cheng wiped the non-existent tears from the corners of his eyes and showed a smile again, "Don't worry! Meili! I will definitely become a pirate..."

Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, he was kicked out by Gintoki and Shishiro with white eyes and roars at the same time...

"You are collecting treasure!!" Gintoki shouted with white eyes, "Why does it still appear at this time?! I already said that you have been disqualified!"

"Why did you drive your own car to participate in the marathon! Are you an idiot?!" Fourteen complained crazily.

"Huh? Can't it?" Jiang Cheng stood up and asked doubtfully, "But I tried really hard. I only have an automatic transmission driver's license, but this is my first time trying to drive a manual transmission."

"That kind of hard work is useless!" Gintoki scolded, "Put that kind of hard work into driving school!"

"Why does the guy who has been disqualified still appear here as if nothing happened?" Fourteen shouted.

"Don't pay too much attention to this kind of thing," Jiang Cheng waved his hand and continued indifferently, "The so-called victory or defeat will not end as long as I don't admit defeat! This is my life creed!"

"Shut up!" Gintoki and Fourteen shouted at the same time.

…

In the finals venue set up next to Oedo TV Station, Jiangcheng, Gintoki and others were gathered on the stage here.

"Teramondori Official Fan Club Decisive Battle (The Pianist on the Field) has just begun. Injuries, stragglers, and abstentions continue to appear in the budget marathon. Only three of about a thousand teams reached the finish line. A team!”

“They are the Teramon Guards, the general selection team and the Yoshiwara team!” the host continued, “and there were also players who got lost and were sent to the finish line by the police in police cars, as well as players who drove over from the beginning. The whole team!”

"How subtle, Aru!" Kagura argued dissatisfiedly, "When you explained the rules, you didn't say you couldn't ride in the car!"

"That's right! It didn't say that you can't drive by yourself without a traffic card!" Jiang Cheng argued at the same time, "Do you know how uneasy I felt when I drove a manual car for the first time? Several times I was even scared!”

"No, I really didn't say it, but I usually wouldn't say it, right?" the host retorted, "You can understand this kind of thing without explaining it, right? Also, the Yoshiwara team asks you to return to the audience seats and sit down. There is no doubt that the rules have been lifted!”

"Why?! Didn't they come by taxi?!" Jiang Cheng pointed to Sougo on the side and argued, "At least I drove here by myself! You've worked hard! Besides, you don't have any You're not allowed to drive! You should have made that rule clear in advance!"

"Yes, yes! Jiangcheng-sama works super hard! We can all testify to that!" All the Baihua ladies agreed, "It's obviously your fault! It's your fault for not making the rules clear!"

"Yes! How can we understand if you don't tell us!" Kondo said dissatisfied, "Do you know how stupid we are?! Don't underestimate us!"

"That's right! You should stop treating us like idiots!" Kagura agreed.

"Idiot, all I need is you two. Please don't get me involved with you two." Jiang Cheng raised his hand as a reminder with narrowed eyes.

"So, Atong-chan, what do you think?" The host turned to look at Atong, who was sitting behind him, "Siting in a car during a marathon, no matter how you think about it..."