Maybe a Fake Gintama

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[Mayonnaise Kingdom...] Fourteen suddenly started thinking wildly again, [Is it really there? Does that kind of thing really exist? The mayonnaise kingdom where the egg yolk spirit lives...Ah, I really want to live in the mayonnaise kingdom...]

Fourteen, who was lost in his reverie, suddenly became excited and woke up from the host's words.

"Zhai Shishi? Zhai Shishi? How many times have I called you? Zhai Shishi?" The host took the trouble to call Shi Shi's name.

Fourteen opened his eyes and realized his situation. He had unknowingly descended from the slide and entered the mayonnaise swimming pool before the game started! !

【Oh no! I really got caught! 】Fourteen felt bad all over, and quickly turned his head to look at the people still sitting on the slide.

"Fourteen, what did you do? I tried my best to stop you, but in the end you jumped off on your own." Kondo pretended to complain.

"That's right, Takushi-kun, are you too impatient?" Gintoki spread his hands with a teasing look on his face.

"You have no right to accuse me at all!" Shi Shibai pointed at Gintoki who was almost floating in the strawberry milk pool on the other side and yelled, "Aren't you the same?!"

"What an unexpected situation!" The host held up the microphone and explained in surprise, "I didn't expect that just before the start of the game, the general selection team and the Temple Gate Guards each lost a member! And what's even more terrible is that the general selection team and the Temple Gate Guards each lost a member! The team lost its captain! Losing the captain is the most devastating thing for a team!"

[Those two bastards! ! ] Fourteen gritted his teeth and looked at Sougo and Jiang Cheng who were also smiling.

[Although it’s a pity that I can’t kill Hijikata-san with my own hands, it will be fine this way. If one of the two personalities becomes a Buddha, doesn't that mean... either one is fine? ] Sougo curled up his lips calmly, thinking to himself: [Thanks to the boss's suggestion, now, please let Hijikata-san ascend to heaven in happiness! 】

[This game was never about victory from the beginning! 】Jiang Cheng curled his lips slightly, 【Our purpose has been only one from the beginning! 】

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Cheng and Sougo raised their heads at the same time, showing the same sinister smile.

Jiang Chengzongwu: That’s right! Our goal is to make you two Hijikata become Buddhas in happiness!

"How is your investigation going? All the information about that girl.

"Jiang Cheng turned his head and looked at the three Miss Baihua beside him, who were looking excited and cheering.

"Don't worry! Jiang Chengsama! You have to believe in our Baihua's intelligence capabilities!" A Baihua lady replied confidently.

"Yes, Jiangcheng Sama! We have even investigated the lipstick color that the little girl usually uses and the color of today's underwear!" Another Baihua girl continued.

"Well... isn't the color of the underwear a bit too much..." Jiang Cheng smiled awkwardly, "No matter how you sound, it sounds like a crime..."

"Are you all ready?!" At this time, the host announced, "The first battle of the finals! The question and answer showdown begins!"

But as soon as the host finished speaking, something happened on the field again. The glasses that were originally placed on the slide accidentally slipped down! He fell straight into the strawberry milk pool!

"Shinpachi!!" Gintoki, who was also in the swimming pool, quickly picked up the glasses that fell beside him and shouted loudly, "What kind of plane are you doing?!"

"The accidents in the second game are really happening one after another," the host said again, "The Guard eliminated a member again! That's terrible! As the host, I feel terrible! As a member of the Guard, I have been supporting him from the beginning. Attsu-chan’s Shimura should have been the player most likely to win the championship in this game! What happened? Did his hand slip? Shimura showed a regretful expression!”

As soon as the host finished speaking, his head was lifted up by Xin Baji, who had just come out of the toilet, and he kicked it directly onto the hosting table in front of him, causing the entire hosting table to shatter.

"Complain to me!!" Shinpachi rolled his eyes and cursed, "Why did you proceed without hesitation at all?! Why did you start the decisive battle without permission!"

"Ara? There is a Shimura here too!" The host raised his head and looked behind him, with a look of surprise on his face.

"Alas, you are so big!" Shinpachi clenched his fists and his voice was trembling, "I finally ran a marathon and got here! I got here with the determination to die! I just had to go to the toilet because I felt a little urgent. That’s it! Why did you start the game without me? Don’t you count the number of people before the game?!”

"Ah? So you haven't arrived yet? New Yaji-kun?" Kondo asked doubtfully.

"I didn't notice it at all," Kagura continued.

"I really don't think anything is wrong." Gintoki said, looking at the glasses in his hand.

"I didn't expect... Mr. Xinbaji actually learned the shadow clone!" Jiang Cheng pinched his chin and said with some surprise, then stretched out his hand to look at the host, "Well, can I report it? Is it illegal to use shadow clones in this kind of competition? Is it a foul? We are all fighting alone. We should be strict about the participation of people from the movie set."

"Shut up! That's not a clone at all! New Eight-Jaw is here! I'm the New Eight-Jiao!" New Eight-Jiao rolled his eyes and roared, then glanced at everyone and continued expressionlessly: " By the way, is it true that none of you noticed my absence? Can you not put on such a serious expression? Be careful that I will cut you all into pieces..."

"Well, in short, as a penalty for being late, you will be disqualified from participating in this question and answer showdown." The host turned to face Shinpachi and announced.

"Wait a minute! As long as one member of the team arrives, it doesn't matter if the other members are late." Is this what you said? "Xin Baji quickly defended, "It's you who forget my existence without authorization, right? "

"Shinpachi! Don't worry Aru!" Kagura shouted towards the glasses held by Gintoki in the swimming pool, "And Ago Aru and I! We will never lose to them!"

"I already told you that that one is not the new Bali! Those are just the glasses of the new Bali!" Shin Bali complained loudly, "And why are there only two people left? Why was Yin Sang also eliminated? Already?!"

"Now we are really sure of victory," Jiang Cheng chuckled, then glanced at the glasses held by Gintoki below, and said to himself: "This biggest enemy has been eliminated. With Baihua investigating, With the intelligence, today’s victory must be mine!”

"Jiang Chengsang, it's my fault for eavesdropping on your soliloquy, but can you look at me and say it? Why do you have to look at your glasses and say it?!" Xinbaji pointed at himself angrily and yelled, "Everyone said Xin Baji is here!!"

[It seems that the first game of the finals has been lost...how can it be repaired! ] Fourteen gritted his teeth and thought to himself, then glanced at the glasses in Gintoki's hand, [But the same goes for the Guards who have lost their precious combat power! The remaining two people will never be the opponent of that sly bastard. As for us, Sougo has already confirmed that he is that guy's helper... We have no choice but to work hard to win in the next two games! 】

"Well, it's my fault to spy on your thoughts, but..." Shinpachi pointed at Fourteen with cracked teeth and shouted loudly, "Can you look at me carefully?! Why are glasses considered a precious combat power? ! I’m the one who’s good!”

"Then let's start the game again!" Ignoring Xin Baji's complaints, the host said again, "The first question is the first question!"

"What?! Is it true that I can't participate?!" Xin Bajiao was a little crazy, "Is it really that I can't participate?!"

"What is your favorite movie that Atsushi-chan watched when she was four years old?" the host asked without even thinking about Shinpachi.

"Ah!! It's really super simple! Can you tell them the answer to this?! Can you tell your teammates?!"

Just as Xin Baji finished speaking, Jiang Cheng, who had already obtained the answer from Miss Baihua on the side, pressed the answer button with confidence.

Ding dong…

"Team Yoshihara, Jiang Chengshi!" The host looked at Jiang Cheng.

【No way! Logically speaking, Jiang Chengsang would never know the answer to this kind of question! 】Xin Baji looked at Jiang Cheng in disbelief.

[Xin Bajijun, don’t underestimate Baihua’s ability to collect intelligence. 】Jiang Cheng raised the corner of his mouth, then snorted and answered directly: "Roman Death Day!"

【The answer is correct! ] Shinpachi gritted his teeth and thought to himself, [This is the last movie Atong-chan and her father will watch together - "The Death of Rome"! Jiang Chengsang never expected that Baihua's intelligence ability could be used skillfully in such a place! Something bad happened! If this situation continues, the result of the first game of the finals is already determined! No matter whether it is the general selection group or our team with only two people left, there is absolutely no way we can beat him! How can it be repaired? ! 】

Jiang Cheng raised the corner of his mouth slightly, looked down at Xin Baji in the distance, and said in his heart: [I'm sorry, Xin Baji, although I have no interest in that flat-chested girl at all, but I won't give in to you today! 】

But at this moment, an electronic beep sounded, which was a warning tone for a wrong answer!

"Cannian! Wrong answer!" the host announced.

In an instant, Xin Baji and Jiang Cheng looked at Atong with wide-eyed expressions of disbelief.

"Stop joking! There will be no accidents in Baihua's investigation!" A Baihua lady said angrily.

"It's really a pity. The correct answer is Roman Death Day (high school rock style)" Atong explained with a smile on his face.

Jiang Cheng:......

"What a pity! Jiang Chengshi accidentally forgot to add the Atong idiom at the end!" the host said.

"Wait a minute! This kind of rule is too arbitrary!" Jiang Cheng shouted quickly, and then looked at Atong-chan who was holding the remote control of the lifting platform with a smile on his face, "Don't be anxious yet. Flip the switch! I have something to say! Just a moment! Just a few seconds! Please!!”