Maybe a Fake Gintama

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As soon as the host finished speaking, a smiling female staff member in a light green bathrobe pushed a small half-height display stand covered with a red cloth, and slowly came to the host's side.

The staff gently picked up the opaque metal cover placed on the display stand, and the items inside were revealed - a pack of potato chips with the image of Atung printed on the outer package and a set of chips on the side for display. Plate of heart-shaped potato chips.

"This is what we need to use in this round!" The host explained at the right time: "A Tong Potato Chips! A card duel with the cards that come with Atong potato chips!"

"Card... card duel?!" Xin Baji was in a bad mood.

"The rules are very simple," the host picked up a card and continued: "These cards have a variety of photos of Atong, and each card has its own AP (attack power) and DP (defense power). force) these pre-set values.”

"Why do idol cards have attack power and defense power?" Xin Baji complained vigorously.

"Put these cards into the "Virtual Reality System" in front of you, and let the three-dimensional Atong-chan fight each other! "

"So I said why let them fight?! And it's Atong-chan fighting each other?!" Xin Baji crazily complained.

The host perfectly ignored Xin Baji's complaints, and then introduced the rules of the game: "The initial LP (life value) of both sides is 2000 points, and each round takes turns to release cards. LP will be consumed according to the battle situation, LP The first team to consume will lose the game!"

At this time, Xin Baji discovered that there was a duel board for drawing cards above his boxing gloves! Similar to the one in You O Wang! Only then did Xin Baji realize that this was all prepared by the organizer in advance! It's just that I didn't notice it before!

At the same time, Xin Baji also found that two real virtual systems appeared on the ground in front of him and Shishi, which were not at all abrupt! It's really not obtrusive at all! It was as if something that hadn't been seen in the previous picture suddenly appeared in this picture. It's like it was there in the first place!

"By the way, the organizer does not provide cards," the host continued. "As a fan, it is natural to have these cards, right? The cards you have collected in your respective hands now are the cards that you played in this duel. The cards you have in your hand!"

[Oops... Oops! 】Xin Baji thought with sweat on his face: 【I don't even have a card like that! Don't say no more, I didn't even know it was on sale! By the way, the bag of potato chips just said the smell of corn poop, right? Is that really edible? ! 】

【...No, wait a minute, there is no way Hijikata-san has this kind of card. 】Xin Baji thought about it again, and at the same time cast his sights on Fourteen.

"Please shuffle the cards into the duel tray!" the host shouted.

At the same time, Xin Baji discovered at this time that Fourteen actually took out a thick stack of cards and put them into the duel tray. After the shuffling, he had already drawn five cards in his hand!

"Tu...Tufang!!" Xin Baji was in a bad mood, with black lines all over his face, and his voice began to tremble: "Why do you have it? And there are still so many!"

[That Hijikata-san... that Hijikata-san who sells his coldness... There are so many cards that come with Atong Potato Chips! 】Xin Baji was full of surprise.

[Even if I do whatever it takes, I will take myself back! 】Sincere's face was full of seriousness, and then he slightly raised the corner of his mouth and thought: 【It is impossible for a half-hearted person to become the overlord of an otaku! 】

[Tufang-san... is really an obsession to shoot] Xin Baji secretly thought that something was wrong, [No, you can’t fight without cards! 】

At this moment, the host announced the start of the third decisive battle, and at the same time the bell rang, heralding the official start of the game.

At this critical moment,

Xin Baji thought of something, and hurriedly turned his head and shouted at Yinshi in the audience: "Yin Sang! Go to the store! Hurry up and buy a lot of Atong potato chips!"

Yinshi nodded, then turned around and rushed out quickly, leaving only one sentence, "Wait!"

"Hmph, you really didn't bring it, but it's too late to prepare the card now!" Fourteen snorted softly, and then selected one of the five cards in his hand, "I'm not even The third series of Atong Potato Chips has completed a complete collection! Before you get the card, I will clean you up in one go!"

As he said that, Fourteen slammed the selected card into the virtual reality system on the ground in front of him, and then shouted: "This is my card!"

"The first one to make a move is Shishishi of the general selection group!" The host who became the referee shouted: "The card used is "The Melancholy Before the Show Begins Five Minutes"! "

Just after the host finished speaking, the virtual reality system in front of Fourteen issued an introduction to this card: "Melancholy five minutes before the start of the show——A Tong who was in the background five minutes before the concert. Because of nervousness , the nerves are quite tense, and whenever there is a gap, he will get angry with the people around him. (Especially Kimura) AP: 460, DP: 3」

"What kind of card is that?! It's clearly overwriting the shameful aspects of idols! And who the hell is Kimura?!" Xin Baji crazily complained.

"As expected of Shishi Shishi, he used a card with extremely strong attack power from the beginning!" The host once again perfectly ignored Xin Baji's complaints.

At this time, the card effect of the first round of Fourteen gradually appeared. I saw the translucent Atong sauce wearing a cute green bathrobe and holding a guitar in his hand, slowly appearing in the virtual reality in front of Fourteen. on the system.

But then, the figure of this virtual Atong-chan solidified in an instant, but his appearance had also changed, and he turned into a somewhat thick old lady as a whole, and even his voice became the same as that of another person.

"Don't enter the backstage casually!" [A Tong Jiang] shouted with a look of displeasure, and at the same time raised the guitar in his hand and threw it at Xin Baji.

Unexpectedly, Xin Baji, who was attacked directly, would be unable to dodge in time, so he could only hurriedly lie down behind him to avoid the attack.

"Why does the stereoscopic image directly attack the living people?!" Xin Baji raised his head with lingering fear and complained.

But [A Tong Jiang] did not stop the movement in his hand, and still waved the guitar in his hand reluctantly.

Seeing this, Xin Baji could only dodge in a panic while complaining vigorously: "By the way, who is this?! The recurrence rate is too low, right? It's someone else!"

Looking at Xin Baji who was being chased and fled around by [A Tong Jiang] on the stage, the host held up the microphone and said: "Shimura-san is completely helpless against the three-dimensional Atong! It's Shimura-san's turn, don't hurry up If we deal with it, LP will be greatly reduced!"

Just when Xin Baji was being chased by Atong sauce and jumping up and down without any countermeasures, Yin Shi's voice suddenly came from the audience.

"Xin Baji!" Yin Shi, who ran over with a pile of Atong potato chips, picked up a bag and threw it directly at Xin Baji.

"Yin Sang! We caught up!" Xin Baji, who took the potato chips, responded, and then took off the card bag on the back of the potato chips in his hand and tore open the package, "No time to choose cards , use this one, go!!"

After all, Xin Baji threw this card that he hadn't had time to see into the virtual reality system in front of him.

In the dazzling golden light, the card effect of Xin Ba Ji gradually appeared, and a figure appeared in the light.

"This... this card is..." The host looked at the figure gradually revealed, and shouted: "It's KIM! It's the bass player KIM!"

Looking at the sluggish expression in front of him, a paralyzed passer-by in green clothes and even green hair, Xin Baji's entire face began to twitch: "Who is it?!"

"Bassist KIM. The backstage supporter of Atong, one of the members of the band OH! TWO. Responsible for the bass and occasionally castanets."

"Why does it seem that I accidentally drew a super inconspicuous card!" Xin Baji shouted a little madly, but then thought of something, and then asked: "What about the attack power? Do you have any special abilities? "

"The mole on the nose occasionally falls off. Even if you ask him why, he won't tell you the mystery man. (real name is not KIM but Kimura Chutaro)"

"Isn't that Kimura?!" Xinbaji crazily complained, "Is that Kimura who was used as a punching bag by Atong sauce just now?! The mole was obviously picked off by Atong, right?!"

"This card is an auxiliary card that has neither attack power nor defense power!" The host explained: "It has the effect of making all the Atongkas on the field go berserk and double their attack power! "The Melancholy Five Minutes Before the Show" attack Power doubled to 920 points! "

"Hey, what is that? That mole?" [A Tong Jiang] looked at Kimura in front of Xin Baji with a displeased face, "Is it a switch? Ah? It's really an eyesore!"

Before Xin Baji could react, [A Tong Jiang] rushed over with blank eyes and waved his fist. While shouting, his fist also hit [Kimura] in the face.

[Kimura] was knocked to the ground with Shin Hachi behind him at the same time, and slid on the ground for several meters before being able to stop.

"Shimura-san, what a regrettable mistake!" The host continued, "This auxiliary card can actually double the opponent's attack power. Nearly half of the LP was lost!"

"Xin Hachi!" With two mustaches on the corners of his mouth and a black blindfold on his left eye, Kagura, who was cosplaying a certain character in Tomorrow's Jojo, yelled at Xin Hachi while eating potato chips.

"What kind of plane are you doing?! Stupid!" Gintoki in the same costume clenched his fists and shouted exaggeratedly: "Hit the inner corner more for me! Don't tell me you've already burnt out?! You bastard!!"

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