Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Thank you so much, Jiang Chengsang~" Xin Baji said, rubbing his overstuffed belly.

"Following this poor warrior will be a hardship for you two." Jiang Cheng finished paying, put away his wallet, and said casually, "Underage people should eat well and not be picky about food, otherwise they will not grow taller."

"Why can't you be a picky eater? Haven't you been a picky eater since you were a child? You secretly put all the spinach in the wig's lunch box!" Gintoki muttered disdainfully, "Also, why did you only treat me to a bowl without any ingredients? Ramen! Why can they choose whatever they want! Why should they be treated differently? At least treat me to a parfait!"

"I never said I wanted to treat you to a meal. I'll pay for my share of the ramen myself." Jiang Cheng said and walked out of the shop, followed by Kagura and Shinpachi.

"Speaking of which, why didn't Jiang Chengsang come out with Qingtao today?" Shinpachi asked curiously, "Last time I heard from Dr. Nichiwa that Jiang Chengsang is now Qingtao's tutor."

"Well, he hasn't finished the Gundam series and Transformers series that he was assigned to watch a hundred times before, so he was grounded by Nichirin." Jiang Cheng replied casually.

"You can't complete this in just one summer vacation!" Shinpachi complained, "Besides, there's no summer homework that requires you to watch Gundam a hundred times! How much do you like Gundam!"

"Xin Baji, ask yourself, don't you want such a cool big robot?" Jiang Cheng turned around and asked, "Deep down in your heart, do you really not want it? Don't want a transformable robot like Bumblebee?" A sports car? Do you really not want to have Megan Fox in the passenger seat?! Do you really not want to be out in the wild with Megan Fox on the hood of a bumblebee doing something that cannot be written?! PS: I only like one or two of them The heroine." (ps: Megan Fox: the heroine of the first and second Transformers movies.)

"Hey, the subjects of the last few sentences have completely changed to Megan Fox!" Xin Baji complained.

"Megan Fox?" Jiang Cheng continued to say to himself, "Ah, I understand! That scene of him lying on the hood to inspect the engine is also my favorite. If you rate it, it would be a perfect 10 points!"

"Is that so, Aru?" As Kagura spoke, he stopped a car, kicked off the hood of the car, struck the same pose as Megan Fox, and stuck out her butt. "a bit?"

Looking at the passers-by and drivers who were trembling with fear, Jiang Cheng and Xin Baji had black lines on their heads.

"Ten points, it's just destructive power." Xin Bajia replied.

"Ah haha." Jiang Cheng said haha ​​but did not answer.

"If you think about it this way, is Jiang Chengsang's favorite type Megan Fox?" Xin Baji finally brought the topic back.

"No, the type I like is the type of Wang Zuxian who played Xiaoqian in the Hong Kong movie A Chinese Ghost Story." Jiang Cheng replied seriously.

"It's just a short distance from one end of the earth to the other. I don't know how to complain..." With a sigh, Xin Baji had no choice but to follow Jiang Cheng's words, "Wang Zuxian in A Chinese Ghost Story is indeed beautiful. That’s true~”

Jiang Cheng got excited when he heard it, "Really! Especially the little bit of playfulness and sexiness revealed in the purity, it's so addictive! Especially the scene in the barrel, the wet body [beep—— ], it’s simply impressive…”

"Hey, I seem to have said something outrageous again. It has nothing to do with the first half of your sentence! I just like it because I get wet!" Xin Baji didn't know how to complain, "Hey, forget it. , I don’t want to complain anymore.”

"Speaking of which, there has been really little work recently. This summer seems to be extremely hot, and no one wants to go out." Shinpachi said with a sigh.

"Go out for a walk more often. In fact, work is everywhere. If you don't believe it, just look..." Jiang Cheng pointed to the [Urgent! Recruit mages! ] said the paper.

"This is..." Shinbachi said and walked over, looking at the piece of paper carefully, "This is posted by the Shinsengumi! And the commission is extremely high!"

"Look, isn't this kind of job suitable for you? It must be a job like removing spirits. You can earn a lot of commission by changing your clothes and fooling around, and no one else can tell." Jiang Cheng waved his hand. Say it casually.

"As long as we can do this, we can replace it with a larger air conditioner this summer!" Shinpachi said excitedly. At the same time, he looked at Gintoki, who was following everyone with a look of despair, and shouted, "Gin-san! Work! High commission, effortless work!”

"Really?!" When Gintoki heard this, he instantly resurrected on the spot and ran over at a sprint speed of 100 meters. "Where is it?! Where is it! I just paid for all the money I had and the jump I just bought. Got the ramen money!”

"Look, here!" Shinpachi tore off the notice attached to the telephone pole and handed it to Gintoki.

"Hmm, Soga Soga, this kind of job is simply tailor-made for the current Wanshiwuwu." After Gintoki finished speaking, he had already finished his disguise. Unexpectedly, he got a bamboo hat and put it on his head. At the same time, he used The bandage wrapped around his entire head, leaving only two eyes.

Kagura got a hat from somewhere and put it on her head. At the same time, she snatched the sunglasses from the fortune teller at a roadside stall.

The new Baji is even simpler: he wraps his whole head in white cloth and replaces it with a pair of toy glasses.

"Hey, this is coming over there..." Jiang Cheng pointed to Yamazaki who was posting notices everywhere not far away and reminded softly, "Look over here! Look over here!"

"You also need to change my clothes!" Gintoki said softly. At the same time, Xin Baji and Kagura understood Jiang Cheng's transformation.

"Hey! Why do you want me to participate in your work! I still want to go home and play games!" Jiang Cheng retorted, but facing the large and powerful trio of Wanshiwuwu, Jiang Cheng had no resistance at all.

After changing Jiang Cheng into the clothes of an old fortune teller, Gintoki looked at Yamazaki running over, cleared his throat and said, "Ahem, little brother over there, I see there seems to be a trace of gloom between your eyebrows. But it’s not quite clear, so please come closer.”

"Hey, is it true?! Can you really see it?!" Yamazaki rushed over excitedly.

However, after Gintoki took a closer look, he sighed and shook his head. At the same time, he looked at Jiang Cheng beside him and whispered, "This situation seems to be very difficult."

Jiang Chengdu hadn't reacted yet and didn't say a word for a long while.

"Master! Is it really serious?! Is it so serious that I can't say a word?!" Yamazaki was obviously frightened, and then bowed, "Masters, please save us!"

"This..." Gintoki paused, as if he was a little embarrassed, "It seems that you have provoked something terrible. Even if we take action, although we can 100% eliminate it, our moral skills will at least be lost. More than half..."

"There is no problem with the remuneration at all!" Yamazaki said and handed over his wallet, "This is just a deposit! The bureau will definitely provide generous rewards afterwards!"

"It's not about remuneration, it's just... well, whatever, it's fate that we met. We will go with you to slay demons." Gintoki calmly took out all the ten thousand yuan bills in Yamazaki's wallet and put them into himself In his arms, he said at the same time.

"Really?! Thank you so much! I, Yamazaki, will retire and spend my whole life thanking you all!" Yamazaki said with tears in his face...

Looking at Gintoki and Yamazaki walking in front, Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of a good idea, secretly smiled evilly, and said softly to Kagura and Shinpachi, "Hey, you two, do you want to know Gintoki?" Weaknesses?"

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At the same time, the real selection group.

"It's really terrible. Hey, what's your rank here?" Fourteen looked at the members of the True Selection Team who were being carried in one after another, and his face was a little ugly.

"Well, it's already the eighteenth person." Sougo replied, "More than half of the members have been knocked down. When things have reached this point, even I feel a little hairy."

"Are you kidding? The world-famous Shinsengumi were all knocked down by ghosts. Such a shameful thing must not be leaked. It's so shameless." After finishing speaking, Fourteen slowly exhaled a puff of smoke.

"Fourteen, don't confuse me with that. I was brought down by mayonnaise!" Kondo said from the side.

"What you added is really unnecessary." Fourteen replied without looking back.

The incident starts last night. Last night, members of the Shinsengumi gathered together with flashlights to tell supernatural stories. A member of the Shinsengumi named Inayama told a strange story about a woman wearing a red kimono. Just as he was about to talk about it, When he was in high spirits, Fourteen appeared behind everyone with fried noodles and shouted: "There's not enough mayonnaise!"

It really scared a group of people, especially Kondo, who was so scared that he rolled his eyes, foamed at the mouth and fainted. Then the time came this morning, and when it was time for the exercises, it was discovered that half of the people had not done the exercises. Fourteen was about to get angry, but suddenly received a report from his subordinates, saying that those who did not come for the exercises were all asleep, and they were still sleeping. From time to time I say this nonsense, it seems a little painful...

"Amidst everyone's confused nonsense, a woman wearing a red kimono appeared." Sougo sat at the table and analyzed, "Is it the weird story Inayama said?"

"Stupid! I don't believe in such things as ghosts!" Fourteen retorted without any hesitation.

"If you underestimate spirits too much, you will be punished, Fourteen." Kondo sat at the door and said, "This house is cursed. It must be haunted by an incredible spirit."

"What the hell? It's so stupid." Fourteen looked disapproving, but then he remembered that he saw something on the roof at night, "Ah, no, no..."

But at this time, Yamazaki's voice sounded, "Director, I brought the man."

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