Maybe a Fake Gintama

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After a few minutes of sounds of killing, weapons colliding, the sound of Kunai piercing into the wall and human body, and screams, the noise in the alley gradually subsided.

Holding the game on his chest with his left hand, and holding Kunai in his right hand, Yueyong standing on the defenseless left side was covered with scars, his legs trembling slightly, still gasping for breath, and there were less than 20 people who fell on the ground in a pool of blood, and there were less than ten people who were still standing with weapons and kept a distance of five meters from Yueyong.

"Look! This woman has reached her limit! Give it to me!" The bald man in the lead shouted, a cold light flashed in his fearless eyes.

Hearing this sentence, Yue Yong subconsciously clenched the Kunai in his hand, and at the same time, the game wrapped in his left hand also subconsciously stuck to his chest, making a defensive movement.

In fact, what the bald man said is correct, Yue Yong has indeed reached his limit, and his physical strength seems to be unable to keep up, maybe...if he also uses his left hand...

Thinking of this, Yue Yong shook her head hastily, ordered herself to wake up, took a half step back with her right leg, and at the same time bent her legs slightly, her eyes brightened again.

"Idiot, are you?" Jiang Cheng's impatient voice suddenly sounded behind Yue Yong, "How can you win with something like that, your body is in tatters."

"You..." Yue Yong turned her face away and glanced lightly at Jiang Cheng behind her.

At the same time, the remaining enemies who were rushing towards this side also stopped instantly because of Jiang Cheng's appearance.

"I'll leave it to you." Jiang Cheng raised his eyes and glanced at the remaining people, and said softly.

"Hi! Jiang Cheng sama!"×n

Seeing the two rows of heavily armed Baihua members appearing on the eaves of the roof above his head, the bald man was visibly panicked.

"Haven't noticed yet? You stupid woman."

Jiang Cheng reached out and took the Kunai from Yue Yong's hand and threw it on the ground casually, then put Yue Yong's arm on his shoulder and wrapped it around Yue Yong's waist, and then turned his back.

"They are not gangsters who want to avenge the younger brother who broke his arm because of their loyalty. They are probably dogs sent by a high-ranking shogunate official. You should also pay attention to it. If you do it like just now, you will really die. Your life should not be wasted in this kind of place, right..."

"Bastard! Know that we are members of the shogunate, so hurry up and hand over that woman! As long as we get rid of her, Yoshihara will return to the shogunate!" The bald man in the lead clenched the knife tightly in his hand, looked at Jiang Cheng's back with hatred and said, "No, it's in the hands of that lord! If Yoshihara is under control, then that lord's position in the shogunate will be even more stable!"

"Actually, I have had a question before," Jiang Cheng said slowly, "Why are the villains on TV or in animations always so stupid that they tell their own goals, but now I understand a little bit, probably because of their stupid heads."

"What did you bastard say?!"

"There are so many people in the world whose strength and desire do not match," Jiang Cheng looked up at the night sky and said softly, "Since he has made a move, it means that he has already made up his mind to fail or succeed. Of course, there may also be a lack of awareness, but... I don't sell regret medicine here. Do it..."

...

Ignoring the screams coming from behind, Jiang Cheng helped Yue Yong out of the alley, and walked step by step towards his residence on the main street of Yoshihara.

"I really don't know what you think." Jiang Cheng turned his face away and spat in disdain, "It's really annoying that a man who is useless at all can do this."

Yue Yong lowered her head and remained silent.

"Ha——" Jiang Cheng sighed, and then continued: "It's been said that we are both the same person, why do we have to be obsessed with him, it really makes me very sad, little cat sauce. And, if you have to say it, I am much better than him,

The brain is also much smarter than him. At least with his kind of empty head, it may take decades to notice your intentions. "

Yue Yong still lowered her head and remained silent.

"Zin, you are really an enviable guy," Jiang Cheng turned his face away again and said with some disdain, but suddenly thought of something, pinched his chin and thought about it, and then said: "Wait a minute, what does this feel like? I envy myself? It's really a strange feeling."

"Here." Yue Yong raised his left hand, and handed the blood-stained but intact game to Jiang Cheng, "The game you want."

After Jiang Cheng took the game, he looked down at the game in his hands and was silent for a long time before raising his head and shaking his head gently, and smiled helplessly: "Now, I don't know whether to be angry or happy. You are also an idiot. But..."

As he spoke, Jiang Cheng raised his head to look at the full moon in the sky, and murmured softly: "Maybe idiots are more compatible with idiots."

"Don't worry, he will come back," Jiang Cheng looked ahead, and then said, "wish or something, because it is a person, if it really exists, it is the same, his wish... No, we have only one wish from the beginning to the end."

As he spoke, Jiang Cheng stopped in his tracks, and after releasing Yue Yong, he stretched out his hand to hold the demon tail protruding from his waist.

"Stop!" Yue Yong's pupils shrank for an instant and he hurriedly stopped him.

"It's too late~Little Kitty Sauce~" Jiang Cheng held the unplugged demon tail that was still moving, and said with a smile on his face, "That man will never come back~"

"You bastard!" Yue Yong cursed through gritted teeth, clenched her fist unconsciously.

"Hahahaha..." Jiang Cheng couldn't help laughing, "I didn't expect to see such an interesting expression in the end, and suddenly I feel a little bit reluctant."

After all, Jiang Cheng's waist, where the devil's tail was originally, slowly sprayed out a faint smoke like the night.

"By the way, one last reminder," Jiang Cheng raised his index finger and said with great interest, "Because the two of you are one person this time, so the interest is the same~ Then, goodbye~"

After all, Jiang Cheng's head drooped instantly, and after a few seconds, Jiang Cheng raised his head again, but his expression had completely changed, it should be said that he had returned to the original idiot expression.

"Why am I here?" Jiang Cheng scratched the back of his head, looking at Yue Yong in front of him with a puzzled face, "Yueyue, are you... involved in some bombing?"

"Welcome back, idiot." Yue Yong said with soft eyes, but she couldn't hold on any longer, her legs gave way and she was about to fall to the ground.

Jiang Cheng, with quick eyes and quick hands, caught Yue Yong in an instant, and recited Yue Yong by heart.

Looking at Yue Yong who was sleeping soundly on his back, Jiang Cheng couldn't help complaining in a low voice: "It's true, cleaning every day will cause trouble for others."

Just after finishing speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly felt something, reached into his arms and took out the blood-stained game disc, after a long silence, gently raised the corners of his mouth, raised his face to look at the night sky, and said softly:

"I'm back…"

...

In the morning, Yue Yong woke up from the bed and sat up, looking at the pajamas she was wearing, Yue Yong frowned. After a long while, the frown that was furrowed gradually relaxed.

"Is it... a dream?" Yue Yong muttered to himself.

...

Looking at Jiang Cheng who kicked off the quilt lying on the quilt on the ground, wearing pajamas and sleeping soundly, drooling, Yue Yong felt a burst of irritability for no reason.

Then he raised his foot and stepped on Jiang Cheng's face fiercely, constantly ravaging that face that made him uncomfortable no matter how he looked at it.

"Hey, you hateful woman," Jiang Cheng felt the strange touch on his face, opened his eyes, and scolded with blue veins in his white eyes: "Why is it like this every time! Can't you be more gentle?! Bastard! Let me explain in advance, I'm not M! I don't like getting up like this at all!"

"It's time for work." Yue Yong gently squeezed the cigarette rod, moved her feet, turned and walked towards the door.

"Bastard," Jiang Cheng rubbed his face and stood up, then continued in a low voice with disdain, "Don't think that changing into that style of trousers will change my opinion of you, absolutely not!"

In an instant, Yue Yong stopped in her tracks, turned her head, blushed and cursed incoherently: "You... you bastard, you are looking there!"

"No, that, after all, you are just standing on my head like that," Jiang Cheng spread his hands and explained confidently, "You can see it if you just open your eyes."

"You pervert!!" While shouting, Yueyong involuntarily took out several kunai from her bosom.

"I told you it wasn't intentional!" Jiang Cheng hurriedly defended, "And didn't I remind you many times before? "Don't wake me up in that way" included that kind of reminder! "

As he spoke, Jiang Cheng clasped his hands and snorted softly, "At first I thought that no matter what, you're still a woman, so I reminded you in such a subtle way. But I didn't expect you to be so ungrateful. Every day, every day when I open my eyes, I feel like my panties, which is not good at all! And several times, you only changed them for two consecutive days. Do you understand how I feel when I see my dirty panties?!"

"Go to hell!!" Yue Yong roared with a flushed face and threw the Kunai out of his hand.

"Ah!!!" Jiang Cheng screamed.

...

"It's finally back to the usual routine, the two of them." At the door of Jiang Cheng's room, Sunlun, who was pushed by Qingta, was sitting in a wheelchair. Hearing the noise from the two of them in the room, he squinted and said with a smile, "It's really great."

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The second episode of "Three Years Group Z, Teacher Jiang Cheng"!

"Let's finish class in three minutes, let's talk a little bit," Jiang Cheng on the podium looked at the students in the audience with drooping eyelids, and said nonchalantly, "Well, we will have a physical examination in the next class, and all of us will change into sportswear during the break. Boys go to the gymnasium to find a physical education teacher, and girls go to the health care room to find a health care teacher."

"Hi——"×n

"Tch, that stinky woman..." Jiang Cheng turned his face away and spat in disdain.

"It seems to be very upset, teacher," Xin Bachi looked away from his sister, and complained silently, "I'm upset when I mention Teacher Yueyong, and I just scolded a stinky woman."

"That..." A Miao, who is the study committee member of the class, nodded her chin lightly, and explained in a low voice while thinking: "Actually, I heard..."

Before A Miao finished speaking, Jiang Cheng's voice sounded again.

"Well, we still have classrooms to do before that," Jiang Cheng said, glancing at a certain student in a seat who was wearing a sky-blue school uniform and blue hair, with big eyes and listening carefully, "Iruma-kun, you... went to the wrong school, right?"

"Hi——! Teacher!" Iruma raised his hand in response.

"No, I mean you went to the wrong school."

"I know! Teacher! I will work hard! Teacher!"

"It's not a question of whether you work hard or not. Please go back to Ishiyamo High School next door after class. This is not your school." Jiang Cheng sighed and replied.

"I see! Thank you, teacher!"

"Well, teacher," Sougo raised his hand and reminded, "Ishiyama High School is not Iruma-kun's school. Iruma-kun's school should be Babelus High School next door to Ishiyama High School."

"It's almost there," Jiang Cheng waved his hands impatiently, "Anyway, Mr. Iruma, please go back quickly, please."

"I got it!" After hearing the three words please, Iruma was as if dazed. He got up instantly, picked up his backpack and yelled, then turned around and strode towards the door of the classroom.

Seeing Iruma disappearing at the door of the classroom with his head up and chest up, the whole class was silent for a while.

"Okay, class is over..." As he said that, Jiang Cheng packed up his textbooks and walked towards the classroom door, but when he got to the classroom door, he suddenly thought of something, turned his head and reminded: "By the way, don't forget the physical examination later, and there is Kondo over there. , I don’t know how to check the development there, instead of caring about that kind of thing, don’t be picky eaters. Finally, there is the wig classmate over there, take off the wig and go to the physical examination.”

"Teacher, you can't take this off." Gui raised his hand and said.

"It's really a group of problem students..." Jiang Cheng shook his head while holding his forehead and sighed before finally stepping out of the classroom door.

After Jiang Cheng walked out of the classroom door, Xin Baji looked at his sister and asked: "Sister, what were you going to say just now? Is it about the teacher and Teacher Yueyong?"

"Ah, I heard it from students from other schools before." A Miao turned to look at Xin Baji and explained, "I heard that they organized a social gathering of single teachers from several schools before. It seems that they met at that time. The teacher Yueyong who met for the first time seemed to smash the game console that the teacher just bought that day after getting drunk at the social gathering."

"Hey?! Is there such a thing?!" Xin Baji said in surprise, "So the teacher hates Teacher Yueyong because of that?"

"No," A Miao shook her head, "Afterwards, Teacher Yueyong asked the teacher out, it should be a matter of compensation and apology."

"Have you compensated and apologized? Then why is the teacher still so upset?"

"Teacher Yueyong was drunk again that day..." A Miao replied, "Not only did he smash the game console that the teacher bought that day, but he also smashed the izakaya... The police who arrived took the two of them back to the police station... I don't know what happened after that. But since then, the two of them would ridicule each other whenever they met..."

"Uh...that's it..." Xin Baji replied blankly, but then he discovered something, "Wait, sister, what is that in your hand?"

"No, there's nothing!" A Miao defended with a slightly blushing face in a hurry.

"No, I've already seen it. That...is a breast pad, right?" Xin Baji complained blankly, "It's just a physical examination, sister, didn't the teacher just say that? I won't check that kind of development anymore..."

"Girls also have times when they absolutely don't want to lose!"

Xinbaji: ...

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