Maybe a Fake Gintama

"...Can you tell us a little bit about that girl, Xinchan?"

After A Miao finished speaking, Jiang Cheng and the others unconsciously glanced at Xin Baji's direction. No one made a sound, just waiting quietly for Xin Baji to speak.

After about ten seconds of silence, Xin Bachi, who lowered his head and couldn't see his expression, spoke slowly in a low voice.

"About a month ago, she... wanted to commit suicide..."

——Exclusive dividing line for new Baji memories——

One morning a month ago, Xin Baji got up early that day, greeted A Miao, and went out of the house to Wanshiwu without even having breakfast.

"The weather is not bad." Xin Baji, who was walking slowly towards the Master's House, looked up at the clear sky, sighed with emotion from the bottom of his heart, then couldn't help smiling, and said to himself: "But Kagura-chan and Yin-sang must still be in bed, even in this weather."

But just now, Xin Baji suddenly noticed something out of the corner of his eye, a building a little far away from Xin Baji and closer to the center of Edo, a small black shadow on the roof was slowly moving towards the edge of the building.

And because it is the morning rush hour, there are not many people who will look up and pay attention to the movement in such a building. Therefore, except for the current Xinbaji, no one noticed the movement in that building.

"That... that is!" Sensing something, Xin Baji burst into a rage without the slightest hesitation, gritted his teeth and rushed towards the building at top speed.

As Xin Baji got closer and closer to that building, even though the floor was very high, Xin Baji gradually saw the figure upstairs. It was a girl with fluttering long hair whose face could not be seen clearly!

"Call the police! Someone is going to jump off the building!" Xin Baji, who rushed into the building, didn't care to take a breath, and yelled at the staff at the door: "It's upstairs! Call the police!"

Looking at the panting and anxious Xin Baji in front of him, the belated staff was stunned for a while before quickly responding and trotting to the side.

Seeing the staff member who seemed to be a security guard dawdling and talking on the walkie-talkie, Xin Baji became agitated for no reason, and cursed: "Can you call the police sooner?! That girl is about to commit suicide!"

Without waiting for the staff member to reply, Xin Baji rushed directly to the direction of the elevator on the first floor. After pressing the switch, Xin Baji discovered that the display on the elevator button actually showed that it stopped at the 20th floor.

"No more!" Xin Baji, who had waited for ten seconds and did not see the elevator descend,

With a heartbeat, he turned around and rushed towards the steps beside him.

At the same time, Xin Baji also heard the sound of the police car coming from outside the door, and the whispering sounds of the surrounding crowd after knowing it.

...

After kicking open the door of the rooftop on the top floor, the out of breath Xin Baji finally appeared.

After hearing the noise behind her, the girl who was just mentally prepared to jump down from the downstairs turned her head to look at the sweaty Xin Bachi who was panting heavily.

"Quickly stop—!" Xin Baji tried hard to stabilize his state, and shouted to the girl.

The girl shook her head lightly, then turned around again, ready to take the last step.

Just a moment ago, Xin Baji saw the girl's lifeless eyes and the faint smile of relief on her face that was clearly ready to face death.

"Stop!!" Xin Baji yelled again, and took two steps forward, "Don't do that stupid thing! There are still many people in the world who are worried about you! Think about your parents and friends, don't give up so quickly!"

But as soon as Xin Baji finished speaking, a gust of evil wind suddenly blew, which exerted a force to one side on Xin Baji, who was already exhausted but still struggling to keep himself from falling down.

With an unsteady foot, Xin Baji was blown to the side of the roof by the wind. Although I really wanted to stand up straight, the fatigue caused by the huge amount of exercise just now suddenly surged up.

[Oops...] Xinpachi, eroded by exhaustion, slowly closed his eyes.

But at the last moment, when Xin Baji's eyes were about to close completely, Xin Baji felt his hand was suddenly pulled.

[Yes...it's her...] At the last moment before Xin Baji fell into a coma, he saw the girl's appearance clearly.

After that, in a daze, Xin Baji heard the sound of breaking into the door and the shouts of many people.

...

It was already half an hour later when Xin Baji woke up again. At this time, Xin Baji found that he was lying on the roof. And the girl was squatting on the ground with her legs crossed beside her, watching her.

"They said that you passed out because you didn't eat breakfast and then exercised so hard." The girl's voice was soft.

—————

"... Just like that, I saved her life..."

"It's the opposite, right? She saved you, right?" Jiang Cheng corrected speechlessly.

"That day, the two chatted a lot on the rooftop," Xin Baji continued, "After hearing my crappy complaints, she smiled, and she laughed happily. She said it was very interesting, and she liked it very much."

Saying that, Xin Baji closed his eyes, and at the same time, big tears rolled down Xin Baji's cheeks again, "But, we can no longer see each other... She is going back to her hometown, and she will take the Shinkansen tonight..."

After that, there was another long silence...

"That..." Yin Shi put his elbows on the table and his palms on his cheeks, and suddenly said, "Is it time to see her?"

"But I have already been issued a good person card..." Xin Baji wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, lowered his head and said with some disappointment.

"It's okay." Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and smiled, then turned to look at A Miao.

"Because," A Miao took the words, squinted her eyes and looked at Xin Baji with a smile, "You know, girls are the most troublesome thing, especially when they move out to meet someone, this is the most troublesome thing."

"Sister... sister..." Xin Baji couldn't help but open his eyes wide, looking at A Miao in disbelief.

"And, isn't there something that you want to see the most but you haven't seen yet?" Kondo clasped his hands and closed his eyes and said in a deep voice, "That girl's smile, right? Shin Hachi-kun."

After listening, Xin Baji suddenly clenched his fists, supported the table and stood up.

"Sister, Yinsang, Jiang Chengsang, and everyone, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." After speaking, Xin Baji turned around and opened the door of the private room and rushed out.

It wasn't until Xin Baji's back disappeared from everyone's sight that everyone smiled in unison.

"In this way, Xinjiang must be able to grow." A Miao murmured.

"No!" Jiang Cheng suddenly patted the table and stood up.

Everyone looked at Jiang Cheng.

"I..." As he spoke, Jiang Cheng raised his head and laughed twice, "I didn't bring my wallet today, so I'll take it out first! The last person to treat me!"

After all, Jiang Cheng directly pulled Yue Yong's feet to apply oil and rushed out in the direction of the door.

"Bastard!" Gintoki, whose veins popped instantly, cursed, pulled up Kagura and rushed towards the door.

"A Miao, we also..." Saying that, Jiu Bingwei pulled A Miao and quickly followed them in the direction where everyone was leaving.

In just a few seconds, only Kondo and Xiaoyuan, who hadn't reacted yet, were left in the entire private room.

"That..." After a long silence, Kondo lowered his head and said expressionlessly, "Even if there is only one person left, can you have an AA with me?"

Little Ape: ...

...

Looking at the open tram door in front of her, the girl hesitated for a long time before pulling up the suitcase and walking in with her head down.

But just as the girl stepped into the tram door, she suddenly heard the sound of hurried footsteps getting closer and closer behind her, and Dang even turned her head.

Looking at Xin Baji, who stopped suddenly, bent over and lowered his head, panting, the girl's eyes flashed with surprise.

At this time, the announcement that the tram was about to start sounded. The girl let go of the suitcase, clenched her fist and put it on her chest, tears welled up in her eyes instantly.

"New...New Hachi-kun, I..."

"Finally... we meet again!" Xin Baji raised his head, grinning with a big smile.

Seeing Xin Baji's expression, the girl couldn't hold back her tears any longer, big and big teardrops fell down her cheeks, the girl covered her mouth trying not to let herself cry out, but the sobbing couldn't stop no matter what.

During the month with Xinbaji, those beautiful memories kept flashing in the girl's mind. At this moment, the girl really wanted to take a step forward, throw herself into Xin Baji's arms and cry, but the girl held back...

"What's the matter? With that look on your face," Xin Baji waved his index finger, put one hand on his hip, pretending to be exaggerated, "Could it be that you won't be able to laugh without me? Then I will be really distressed. That's right, even the glasses will be very distressed!"

The girl burst into tears instantly...

"Laugh!" The corners of Xin Baji's eyes gradually became moist, but even so, he forced the corners of his mouth to show an unattractive smile, "Laugh like you usually do! Don't cry! Laugh! Live with a smile!"

The girl turned her face slightly, covered her chest, no longer suppressed her voice, and began to wail loudly.

At this moment, the tram door closed slowly, and at the same time the tram started slowly. The girl wiped away her tears, put her hand on the tram door, and looked out through the glass window on the door.

Outside the window of the tram is Xin Bachi who is running desperately and making grimaces one after another.

The speed of the tram was getting faster and faster, and Xin Baji was clearly unable to keep up, and was about to catch up to the end of the platform.

【no! Haven't seen it yet! 】Xin Baji gritted his teeth, and chased after him with all his strength.

When Xin Baji was catching up with the door again at the end of the platform, when he raised his head and wanted to make another grimace, he suddenly saw that the girl... smiled at herself...

Xin Baji stopped at the end of the platform, took a deep breath and shouted loudly towards the passing tram: "Thank you——!! And goodbye——!"

After finishing speaking, Xin Baji lay down directly on the ground, panting heavily, and then smiled easily with a grin. Of course, there were tears of parting...

...

On the tram, the girl lowered her head and leaned against the tram door, her right hand tightly grasped her left wrist, her shoulders twitched constantly, and silent tears flowed wantonly.

After a closer look, it was discovered that the girl was wearing a wristband on her left wrist, and there was a pattern on the wristband that could not tell whether it was the number 8 or glasses.

Xin Baji would not know these things, let alone the deep wound on the girl's skin under the wristband...

...

Late at night, in an abandoned building on the outskirts of Edo.

A few hooligans wearing sunglasses, who didn't look like any good guys gathered together and talked excitedly.

"Country girls are so foolish, they actually made so much money for us, not only magazines, but also those AVs, net profit, net profit, hahaha..."

"It's true, as long as she is threatened a little, she doesn't even dare to resist. But it's a pity for that girl, she chose to cut her wrist. There is a scar on her skin, and she can't use it anymore, really."

"Tomorrow, after selling the previously auctioned ones to magazines, let's look for new targets. The most indispensable thing in Edo is those country girls."

"It seems that you are really happy, such a profitable business, do you want to take me with you?" Yinshi's unmotivated voice sounded behind these punks.

"Who?!" Several gangsters stood up in an instant, pulled out their pistols and pointed at Yinshi.

"Don't be so excited," Yin Shi flicked off the booger on his little finger and stared at the lifeless dead fish eyes, waved his hand and said, "I'm not some weird guy, I just want to join you."

"And me," Jiang Cheng's voice sounded from the other side, "after all, it's such a lucrative business, it's really itchy, right? Yueyue."

"That's right, it feels bigger than Yoshihara's profit." Yue Yong said lightly.

"The Yagyu's family, which is number one in the world, couldn't bear it any longer. When they heard about such a lucrative business." Jiubingwei's voice came.

"The ninja really wants to get involved too." The voice of the little ape came from above.

"Really? Are you all so interested?" Kondo's voice came, "Then I just have to bring you all back to the Shinsengumi, doesn't it matter?"

"Really...Really selected group?!" All the gangsters panicked for a moment.

"It seems that everyone has the same nose." Jiang Cheng chuckled, and then pulled out the umbrella from his waist, "Then, there is nothing to say."

"This incident is special, don't think that I will give you a good citizen award!" After Kondo shouted, everyone rushed to the dozens of punks.

"No need!" ×5 (Jiang Cheng, Yinshi, Yueyong, Xiaoyuan, Jiubingwei)

...

The next day, Jiang Cheng, who had bought the game from Akihabara, passed by Master House on the way.

After hearing the usual noise from Wanshiwu, Jiang Cheng raised his head to look at the sky in the distance, hooked the corners of his mouth, and murmured softly.

"Sure enough...it's best like this."

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