Maybe a Fake Gintama

Zou Wu: ...

"Well, forget it," Jiang Cheng shrugged, glanced at Souwu and continued, "The only thing I can remind you is—wipe your own butt clean, and then...remember to wash your hands when you're done. Well, the next thing is up to you, whether you want to shut their upper mouths or gag their lower mouths, it's up to you. I won't help..."

After finishing speaking, Jiang Cheng ignored the group of rogues who collapsed on the ground with their trousers stripped off, turned around and walked in the direction of Kagura.

"Leave it to me, little girl." Yueyong, who did not know when she came to Kagura's side, pinned the tobacco rod back to her waist, and then reached out to take Wujiang from Kagura's back.

"Boss..." Sougo spread his hands and said helplessly, "This kind of guy who is so scared by you that his legs are limp and can't stand up, and the guys who are incontinent, what do you want me to do? It looks disgusting, and it feels like they won't be able to wash them clean if they don't soak in the hot spring for a year."

"Don't worry, this kind of guy is obviously much cleaner than your butt." Jiang Cheng smiled disapprovingly, "In a sense."

"It's indeed Aru, the guy with incontinence." Kagura nodded in agreement.

"I told you I don't have incontinence..." Sougo squinted his eyes and replied expressionlessly, "That's a strategy, just a combat strategy."

Saying so, Sougo clenched the knife in his hand, turned around and walked slowly in the direction of the rogues, "But...Even so...you need to shut up forever. After all, I also gave a lot of perjury in that incident. If the local officials know about it, it is impossible not to be expelled..."

"When did you like your job so much?" Jiang Cheng asked with interest.

"Surrender! We surrender!" Cangda, who tried several times to get up but was still unable to stand up, quickly turned to Sougo who was walking towards him step by step with cold eyes, "We will go back to the Shinsengumi with you! Please!"

"Samurai, you have already prepared your awareness when you go to the battlefield," Sougo continued unhurriedly as he walked, "The awareness of taking other people's lives...and the awareness of being killed."

"No...no...don't!!"

Seeing Cangda who was already incontinent in front of him, Sougo waved the knife in his hand with cold eyes, but...in the end it still didn't fall.

"Well, boss," Sougo turned his head to look at Jiang Cheng behind him, "Is there any better way? It's really disgusting."

"Of course there is,

"Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and smiled, then pointed to Zou Wu's side, "You can ask the little brother with V bangs beside you or the orangutan on the other side. "

"Huh?" Sougo instantly became expressionless.

"You bastard..." Fourteen, dressed in casual clothes, gritted his teeth and cursed bitterly, "You dare to perjure yourself, and cut your seppuku now!"

"Calm down, Fourteen." Kondo, whose body was only covered by leaves, comforted him while eating a banana, then looked at Sougo and continued, "This time, writing a letter of repentance can't solve it, Sougo."

Looking at the group of Zhenxuan team members in casual clothes, Zongwu turned his head to look at Jiang Cheng with some helplessness: "Boss!"

Jiang Cheng shrugged, narrowed his eyes and said with a smile: "I never said I would wipe your butt for you, but they...but everyone has prepared high-grade toilet paper and hemorrhoid medicine for you. Then...bye~"

With that said, Jiang Cheng turned around directly, and glanced at Yueyong who was holding Wujiang and Kagura who was standing beside him.

"gone……"

...

Looking at Yueyong who was walking unhurriedly with Wujiang in his arms, and Jiang Cheng who was leisurely wearing a kimono pocket, Kagura suddenly stopped and sat down on the ground.

"What's wrong?" Jiang Cheng turned around and asked.

"Stomach...so hungry," Kagura said aggrievedly, rubbing her stomach, "I didn't eat Aru for lunch or dinner, and I didn't have any strength at all, and I ran with Wujiang on my back for so long..."

"Then you can rest for a while and follow up by yourself. Goodbye." Jiang Cheng nodded and replied, then turned around again and walked forward.

"Hey! Stupid little uncle! Bastard!" Kagura yelled with white eyes, "Why did you just leave Aru like that?! Did you do it on purpose?! Absolutely do it on purpose?!"

After listening, Jiang Cheng's pace gradually slowed down, and at the same time he smiled helplessly, then raised his hand and hooked his index finger without looking back.

"Hurry up, or else I'll really leave you behind."

Seeing this, Kagura's face was overjoyed, and he got up in an instant, and after cheering, he rushed towards Jiang Cheng, and landed firmly on Jiang Cheng's back with a small jump.

"Really, you're still acting like a baby at such an age." Jiang Cheng moved slowly, and at the same time sighed leisurely, "If I can, I'm the one who wants to act like a baby."

"Smell," Kagura put his head on Jiang Cheng's shoulder, and grinned unconscionably, "The smell on my little uncle's body is very similar to that of Mommy's Aru."

"Your mother...does she also smell like an uncle?" Yueyong looked at Kagura and complained solemnly.

"Hey! What do you mean? Are you saying that I smell like an uncle?" Jiang Chengbai yelled loudly at Yueyong who was beside him, "Smelly woman! Who smells like an uncle!"

"If it's not uncle smelly..." Yue Yong lowered his head, thinking carefully, "Is that house smell?"

"I really killed you!!" Jiang Cheng said angrily with white eyes.

"Neither of them," Kagura shook, then closed his eyes, and murmured softly, "It's the smell of family."

Jiang Cheng glanced at Kagura in some surprise, opened his mouth to say something, but finally gave up, smiled lightly and then gradually quickened his pace.

...

"Little uncle, why doesn't that person want others to know what Wujiang's father did, Aru?" Kagura suddenly asked.

"Who knows." Jiang Cheng responded casually, "Samurai guys are very stubborn guys."

"Although I don't know what bad things her father did, Aru, or how she died, but..." Kagura glanced at Wujiang who was sleeping soundly in Yueyong's arms, "Just concealing the truth from Wujiang like this, and bearing the blame alone, is it really the most appropriate way for Wujiang and that person, Aru?"

"Little uncle is not a warrior," Jiang Cheng replied casually, "Otaku like me can't know what those stubborn warriors are thinking. But...well, isn't the result pretty good? It just followed the kid's original wish, and the situation developed as the kid hoped. For him, this is the most important point. So there is no need to ask why. There are many things in the world, and knowing it will only increase unnecessary troubles."

"Does little uncle have it too, Alu? Things you don't want to know but you know."

"No," Jiang Cheng replied casually, "I hate troublesome things and troubles the most."

"That's it..."

"Also, men still need to maintain a sense of mystery to be more popular." Jiang Cheng continued, "Like a certain silver-haired natural curly cat that is lazy all day long, has no energy, and has been burned and stares at dead fish eyes all day long. This kind of thing has to be remembered well."

"But the little uncle is lazy all day long, slovenly, and has no energy at all." Kagura said ruthlessly.

"Kagura-chan, you didn't understand what I meant," Jiang Cheng shook his head, and then continued with a serious face: "The most important thing is the last few words, the head and the silver hair that has been burned and stared at dead fish eyes all day. Natural curly... and... bad."

"It feels like what you're talking about is silver sauce..." Kagura complained silently.

"It turns out that even Kagura-chan thinks silver time is bad." Jiang Cheng said with some emotion, "Ahahaha..."

"Hello!"

"There are also bald men who should be careful," Jiang Cheng added, "Shoulders and human glasses should also be avoided. If you meet these types of men, you will never be happy in your life."

"I included myself without mercy." Kagura laughed and complained.

"After all, little uncle is considered an excellent man." Jiang Cheng smiled, and then glanced at Wu Jiang who buried his head in Yue Yong's arms, "And... that little girl over there, if you want to cry, you can cry. If you don't even dare to cry when you want to cry, that kid will definitely feel that everything you do is meaningless."

"Wujiang..." Kagura looked at Wujiang in disbelief.

"Thank you? Apologize? No, that kid doesn't want to see that kind of thing," Jiang Cheng continued indifferently, "What he wants is that the next time he appears in front of him in a dignified manner, he just swings his weapon at him again. It doesn't matter if it's Kunai or a short knife, it's just your own."

Wujiang didn't reply, but the shaking of his shoulders gradually became more intense...

At this moment, Yinshi's lazy voice came from the side.

"Yo, Kagura, we're here to save you." Gintoki, who was standing not far from everyone, raised his hand and waved to Kagura.

"That's right, Kagura-chan, is it okay?" Shin Hachi who was standing beside Gintoki asked with a concerned expression.

But after seeing the bulging stomachs of the two clearly, Kagura couldn't be moved at all.

"You two bastards, did you go out to eat delicious food behind my back, Aru?!" Kagura jumped off Jiang Cheng's back, and rushed towards the two with blank eyes.

"How is it possible, Yinsang and I have been looking for you all day." Xin Baji quickly waved his hands and replied with dodgy eyes.

"Yes, you can't frame others casually," Yin Shi took over the words, pretending to complain, "Xin Baji and I had a hard day today."

"Stop lying!" Kagura sniffed his little nose, then kicked the two of them to the ground with white eyes and roared, "You two's clothes are full of the smell of the Xuxuyuan store, Alu! It's full of the smell of roasted beef tenderloin and grilled beef tongue! Bastards! You actually left the two of us to go to that kind of high-end restaurant! Wash it, wash it, wash it!"

"No! It's just the smell I got when I went to Xuxuyuan to find you!" Yinshi retorted loudly.

"Yeah! Kagura-chan! It's just stuck when one store after another looks for you!" Xin Baji echoed.

"Ghosts believe it!!"

...

On the other side, Shisi commanded a group of true selection team members to escort these rogues who gave up resistance one by one into the police car, and then came to Sougo, lit a cigarette and ingested two mouthfuls of nicotine before asking lightly, "How is it? Did you find anything after so long? That man."

"Go by yourself next time, Hijikata," Sougo spread his hands and said helplessly, "I feel that if the boss wanted to kill me, I would have died 800 times. That person... ah, I really don't want to admit that kind of guy is a human being. That kind of toughness is obviously beyond the common sense of biology. That kind of monster is not something we or this country can deal with."

"Of course it's most appropriate for you to go, aren't you friends?" Fourteen said with a teasing smile on his face.

"It's just a relatively harmonious relationship," Sougo replied, "As a human being, I don't dare to explore the other side of the boss easily, but then again, why is Hijikata obsessed with the boss so deeply? Could it be that he is lonely? Do you want to join us to play? If so, you can tell it. As long as you speak well, you can also bring shy you to the next party."

"No!" Shisibai retorted, "It's that uncle! That uncle asked me to do it!"

"Uncle Matsudaira? What does he want to do?"

"I don't know." Fourteen replied casually, "Probably they want to seek cooperation or something. If you pull the guy who has a great deterrent force against the upper echelon of the shogunate to your side, the general's situation may be better..."

"If that's the case, you can persuade him to give up." Souwu spread his hands and replied, "The boss can't do such troublesome things."

"cut…"

...

Two weeks later, Sougo, dressed in plain clothes and punished by Fourteen with three thousand letters of repentance, fell asleep on the table in the room.

Beside Sougo is Kamiyama in casual attire who is scribbling on the desk.

"Speaking of which, Captain, have you seen the little girl from the Hexagon House again after that?" Shenshan suddenly thought of it, and stopped writing and looked at Souwu.

"No, I haven't seen it." Sougo took off his blindfold, yawned, and answered.

"Hey?! Could it be that she still misunderstands that the captain is her father-killing enemy?! Maybe she will set her sights on your life again!"

"I heard that she was picked up by relatives in the countryside, so she probably won't have the chance to see her again. She's such a troublesome brat." Sougo replied helplessly.

"It would be great if she could live happily, so happy that she forgot about the Captain. But speaking of it, Captain, your personality is so unforgettable!"

"I don't want you to say that..."

As soon as Sougo finished speaking, a Kunai shot straight at Sougo from outside the door, but the speed...was a bit slow, and it looked like a novice.

Sougo stretched out two fingers to clamp Kunai without any panic, and took off the small note tied on it.

"Enemy attack?! Inside the Zhenxuan Group's settlement?!" Shenshan got up and rushed outside the door in an instant.

"Ah, yes, enemy attack." After glancing at the content on the paper, Sougo folded the note casually and stuffed it into his arms, then smiled and continued, "It's really troublesome, being targeted by another difficult enemy."

"Where?! Where?!"

At this moment, Sougo, who felt the vibration of the phone in his arms, took out the phone, turned on the screen and glanced at it, it was a text message from Jiang Cheng.

"Half of the reward has already been credited into your account, next time I will introduce a better girl. Then, one last reminder, remember to clean up after doing things that make you happy with that chrysanthemum mountain."

"Shenshan, what did you tell the boss?" Sougo asked blankly after taking back the phone.

"What? Of course it's to show him the symbol of our steadfast friendship!" Shenshan stood at attention, saluted and replied loudly: "The one left by the captain's sharp weapon on the buttocks! It can prove that the captain and I are a symbol of the relationship that can safely and boldly hand over our backs and chrysanthemums to each other!"

"Washing——!"

(This article is over.)