Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Shut up for me ahhhhhh!!!"

Along with the sound of the wall cracking, Yin Shi's voice came from the wall behind Jiang Cheng and Fangyi.

Immediately afterwards, Yin Shi rushed out of the collapsed wall with a roar, and quickly rushed towards the lion who was flying upside down because Jiang Cheng's kick was still in the air.

"Who do you say is stubborn and reluctant to give up the natural curls ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" While roaring with white eyes, Yin Shikong turned around and kicked the lion's chin forcefully.

After this blow, the lion screamed again, and spit out a big mouthful of blood again, before falling heavily to the ground.

"Yin...Yin—!" Fang Yi looked in Yinshi's direction in disbelief.

"What happened to those two cats?!" The head of the embassy with a bell shouted in surprise.

"It's Jiang...and the new guy..." Wildcat looked at Yinshi and Jiang Cheng who were guarding Fangyi in surprise.

"Ah, ah, ah," Jiang Cheng turned his head, grinning and showing his big white teeth, showing a playful smile, "It's just that I haven't seen you for a day, why do you all come here? I've been looking for it for so long, is it because I've been a wild cat for too long, so I want to become a house cat?"

"Stop joking, Jiang Cheng, they can't be changed into that kind of docile and obedient house cat." Yin Shi said with a snort.

"Believe it or not?" Jiang Cheng squinted his eyes and complained contemptuously, "Who is a docile and obedient house cat?!"

"Hey! You! Did you hear that?!" Ignoring Jiang Cheng's indignation, Gintoki glanced at Fangyi who was lying on the ground, and then shouted to the wild cats: "This guy just gave up the throne of the cat boss, and from now on Kabukicho will be changed to a wild cat free city! There is no cat boss in this Kabukicho! From now on, you are free to do whatever you want! Live in your own way! Then! I want to test the way you guys express freedom! You have to use your brains to think clearly and answer me! "

Saying that, Gintoki glanced at Yoichi who was lying on the ground dying and unable to move, "Now there is no more cat boss! Who is this Doraemon who looks like a dirty rag?! Who is this ugly Frieza who vomited blood by himself to protect you, and fell to the floor covered in bruises?!"

After listening, a group of wild cats looked at each other, then nodded at the same time, got up and rushed towards the blood-spitting male lion who couldn't even stand still.

"It's just... a friend!!"×n

All the wild cats yelled and jumped at the male lion, and they jumped on the male lion and bit them vigorously.

"No...impossible!" The person in charge of the embassy opened his eyes wide and looked at the group of wild cats who were crazily biting the lion through the window in disbelief. "The wild cats are united? Such a thing will happen!"

"It's... so perfect!" Cat King clenched his fists and looked at the scene below excitedly, "Look! That wave of energy is overwhelming like the clouds! That's it! That's the Phantom Thief Cat Omega!"

Looking at the window that had started to crack, the person in charge of the embassy on the side quickly said: "Now is not the time to talk about this, Your Excellency! If you don't evacuate quickly, there will be danger here too!"

"I don't want it!" Cat King shook his head as he played a little temper, and at the same time, his lower body pushed forward a few times excitedly,

"I want to use Phantom Thief Cat Prime Omega to rejuvenate, rejuvenate!"

But at this moment, a cat's claw and an orangutan's claw simultaneously grabbed the crotch of the cat king and the person in charge of the embassy.

In an instant, Cat King and the person in charge of the embassy fell silent, sweating coldly but did not dare to make a sound.

"Do you know?" Gui raised his hand and grabbed the cat king's buttocks, "It is said that as long as the naughty cat..."

"If you do a vasectomy, you will become obedient..." Kondo, who was holding the crotch of the person in charge of the embassy, ​​took the words.

"Hey..." The person in charge of the embassy turned his head mechanically with black lines all over his head, and said with the corners of his mouth twitching with sweat, "This is the first time I've heard of it..."

"But that's superstition, isn't it superstition..." Cat King turned his head slowly in the same mechanical way, and said in cold sweat, "That kind of trivial matter can't stop my fiery passion!"

"Then let's try it..." Gui continued.

"Huh?" The person in charge of the embassy and the cat king uttered doubts at the same time, but the hairs on both of them exploded at the same time.

Immediately afterwards, at the same time as the sound of "ding" sounded like something was being removed, the head of the embassy and the cat king screamed through the sky.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" ×2

...

Hoichi, who was lying on the ground between Jiang Cheng and Gintoki, looked at the unfinished battle between wild cats and lions in front of him, and said slowly, "Gin, you really did something amazing. Not only did you not inherit the throne of the cat boss, you abolished it instead, turning Kabukicho into a lawless area. Those guys should make more trouble than before."

"It doesn't matter if you don't have the cat boss or something," Yinshi slightly raised the corner of his mouth, "because those guys have already experienced the so-called pain between friends, so you can also forget about those troublesome things, look forward and live happily."

"I…"

Fang Yi was about to say something, but was interrupted by Gintoki again.

"Blindly looking back on the past. No one will be happy." Yinshi continued, "Your friend did not hesitate to lend you your body to let you live. It must not be something like letting you atone for your sins..."

Saying that, Gintoki turned his face and looked at Fangyi, "I hope that my friend who is bound by iron chains and suffering can live freely like a stray cat..."

Looking at Gintoki's face, for some reason, Fangyi saw the wild cat from before, smiled lightly and closed his eyes, "Is this what you mean by "live according to your own rules"..."

"That's the most suitable place for Kabukicho..." Gintoki glanced at Jiang Cheng who was slowly walking towards the hole in the wall behind him, "Hey, where are you going?"

"After becoming a cat, I haven't tasted the smell of a mouse yet," Jiang Cheng said without looking back, "I'm a little curious..."

"Don't go too far." Yinshi reminded, "Your stomach that is used to eating delicacies from mountains and seas will cause diarrhea if you eat such dirty things."

"Ah, don't worry. Then..." Jiang Cheng responded, and then gently raised his right paw, "Goodbye, wild cat friend, I will come to play with you again when I am free."

"Ah, good." Fang Yi sat up slowly, raised his right paw without looking back, "Even if it's a ball of wool, I'll definitely have a good time with you at that time."

After smiling lightly, Jiang Cheng jumped to the entrance of the cave and completely disappeared there.

After Jiang Cheng left, Fang Yi lowered his head and continued slowly: "Yin, I have one thing to ask you, don't worry, I won't say that I want you to succeed the cat boss, just be friends with me..."

But before Fang Yi finished speaking, he realized that Yinshi, who was supposed to be by his side, had disappeared without a trace...

After a moment of silence, Fang raised her head with a bit of relief on her face. At the same time, with a loud bang and a howl of the male lion, the male lion was finally defeated by a group of wild cats.

All the wild cats jumped up and cheered instantly...

...

Outside the Mutian Liaoxing embassy, ​​night has fallen unconsciously.

The younger brother of the Ditch Rat Team turned the key to start the car, then looked at Katsuo Kurokama who had just closed the door and sat down on the passenger seat, and said, "Brother, is this okay? Leave the king alone, and it has nothing to do with me if it turns out to be a terrible thing."

"Idiot, are you? What kind of bullshit is that kind of guy?" Katsuo Kurokama said disdainfully, then turned his head to look out the window, twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "But it's really a good job, I made a lot of money, and I saw a good show. It's really a real king of cats."

"That's right, I saw a good show and made a lot of money, I'm really happy~" Jiang Cheng's voice came from behind Katsuo Heiju and the younger brother.

"You think so too?" Katsuo Kurokoma grinned and looked at his little brother, but then, Katsuo Kurokoma reacted, turned his head to look behind him instantly, and at the same time tightly held the knife in the corner of his eye.

"If you don't want to die, keep quiet, otherwise..." Jiang Cheng said coldly, "I'll kill you now..."

"You bastard!" Katsuo Kurokoma thought of the man in front of him, because of this man, the humiliating memory in Gao Tianyuan.

"I... hate not speaking Mandarin well when talking to others, and..." Then, Jiang Cheng snatched the toothpick from Katsuo Heiju's hand and stuck it firmly in Katsuo Heiju's hand holding the knife, "The guy who keeps chewing something in his mouth."

"Oh!" Katsuo Kurokoma covered his hands and cried out in pain.

"Brother!" Seeing this, the little brother at the side became anxious in an instant, quickly drew out his knife, turned his head towards Jiang Cheng, and wanted to chop it down, "You bastard!"

"Tell me to keep quiet," Jiang Cheng propped his cheek with one hand, and pointed at the boy's head with an umbrella in the other hand, "Do you want to be shot in the head by me? Brat."

The little brother stopped his movements instantly, cold sweat dripped down his face instantly, and then swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

"Isn't... what happened last time already over?" Katsuo Kurokama held his hand that was pierced, gritted his teeth and said bitterly, "We haven't had any conflicts with Yoshihara recently, and we haven't been to Takamahara again, have we?"

"Tell me to speak Mandarin, and then use your Kansai accent that makes people feel disgusted, and I will send you to hell now." Jiang Cheng reminded him coldly, and then chuckled, "It is true that there is no conflict with Yoshihara, but this time, you seem to have offended my "friend" again inadvertently..."

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