Maybe a Fake Gintama

At this time, Jiang Cheng, the Wanshiwu trio, and the girl with long lavender hair were sitting on the sofa, and no one spoke.

"Who is this..." Finally, Gintoki spoke, and Gintoki asked while picking up his rice.

"Didn't you bring it back?!" Jiang Cheng couldn't help shouting, "There are so many hotels outside, do you have to bring it home?! Shinpachi and Kagura-chan haven't reached that age yet!"

"Yesterday..." Gintoki thought hard, "No, I just remember going out to drink..."

"You're even pretending to be a ninja, you're just pretending! Do you still want to talk about the details in front of the children?! You're such a weak soul!" Jiang Cheng yelled again.

"You should stop joking in moderation. How could I do that kind of thing!" Gintoki retorted, but then his tone changed, "Really, I still prefer nurse uniforms!"

"Really..." Shinpachi said, staring at Gintoki.

"Xinbaji, men should have more fun with Aru while they are young. Otherwise, he will become a bad old man and either be deceived by young women or fall into strange games. Mommy told me so Aru. Kagura said as she picked up the last bunch of candied haws on the plate on the table.

But it's still not as fast as Gintoki's hand speed, "This... is this scent! This is the scent that wakes me up!"

Gintoki took a bite as he spoke, "What is this?! A revolution in desserts?! So touching!"

"You're so impressed! Is now the time to talk about this?!" Jiang Cheng shouted, "Next time, remember to get a good room outside!" At the same time, Jiang Cheng's face changed, and he smiled at Kagura and said, " Kagura-chan, if you have a chance, introduce your dad to me."

"It's okay, but what's the point of recognizing that kind of bald man?" Kagura said while fighting for the candied haws in Gintoki's hand.

"Ha, you are indeed bald..." Jiang Cheng muttered quietly.

"Huh?" Xin Baji asked.

"Nothing, hahahaha," Jiang Cheng said quickly.

Finally, Gintoki ate the last hawthorn, and Kagura was defeated.

"I said, I really can't remember anything. Did I do anything strange?" Gintoki asked the little monkey who was stirring the natto.

"No, I didn't do anything." Xiao Yuan replied.

"Soga Soga, that's good...I thought I did something wrong while I was drunk..." Gintoki just felt a little lucky, but after hearing the next words of the little monkey, he felt bad. .

"There is no right or wrong between husband and wife. No matter how crazy your desire is, I will satisfy you." Kozaru said as he approached Gintoki, "Come on, my dear, Natto is already so entangled, come on, open your mouth Mouth, ah…”

As he said that, the little ape stretched his chopsticks towards Gintoki's eyes.

"Ah, that's not a mouth!" Gintoki reminded, "Although people say that a look with a look is more powerful than a word, but that's not a mouth. And what are you talking about [couple]?"

"You will be responsible, you have done that kind of thing..." Xiao Yuan put down his chopsticks and lowered his head.

"What is [that kind of thing]? I didn't do anything at all." Gintoki retorted.

"What are you talking about? I've obviously been as entangled as this natto..." said the little ape and stretched the chopsticks to his eyes, "It hurts..."

"Didn't I say it? That's not the mouth!" Gintoki replied, while looking at Jiang Cheng and the other two people on the sofa opposite.

At this time, Jiang Cheng was covering Kagura's ears. It should be said that he covered Kagura's ears when Kozaru spoke the first sentence.

"Yin Sang, there's nothing you can do about it after everything you've done, just admit it." Xin Baji said helplessly, holding his hands.

"It's easier to get used to getting married than falling in love, Aruyo." Kagura said at the same time as she opened Jiang Cheng's hand.

"Hello,

Kagura, please be sure to introduce me to your bald dad..." Jiang Cheng said with a smile again.

"Why? Are you learning how to be bald?" Kagura asked curiously.

"Why do you even say such things!" Gintoki yelled, "Gin-san, who belongs to everyone, is going to be kidnapped to death by such a natto girl! What a joke! You want to take advantage of me when I can't remember anything. Trick me into getting on the pirate ship!"

As he said that, Gintoki turned to look at Kozaru, "Tell me, isn't it a bit..."

But at this time, the little ape was holding Sadharu's head, looking shy, "Why are you pretending to be stupid? We are obviously familiar with each other's bodies."

"Don't say such disgusting things!" Gintoki replied, "Besides, that's not me, Gin-san, okay!"

"If you have bad eyesight, just wear your glasses! This one fell off!" Xin Baji said, picking up the glasses that fell on the ground.

"That's it, my name is Xiao Yuan. I pray that we can grow old together happily forever, my dear husband." Xiao Yuan said solemnly as he knelt on the ground.

"We are here." Xin Bajia stood up and said politely, "Please take care of me."

"Aru, I want fish more than meat for dinner, please!" Kagura raised her hand and said.

"I said you two accepted it too quickly!" Gintoki yelled, "Jiang Cheng, you believe me! Absolutely believe me! If you don't say anything over there, are you suspicious? Are you thinking?"

Jiang Cheng, who was being questioned, finally raised his head and said, "Well, actually I was thinking about how much we should follow when the child is born, how much we should follow when the child is one month old, and what to do if it is twins, or three. How much should we do about the situation of the twins..."

"Hey!" Gintoki collapsed, "That's too early!"

"Actually, there's nothing wrong with getting married. At least it can teach you what responsibility is. Don't you think so, Kagura-chan, Shinpachi-kun?" Jiang Cheng looked at Kagura and Shinpachi-kun and said.

"That's right. I'm going to inform my sister and the others right now." Xin Baji said as he picked up the phone and prepared to call home.

"Hey! That's enough for you!" Gintoki was completely speechless.

"Don't worry! Gintoki, if you are worried about not having enough money to hold a wedding, I can lend it to you for the time being." Jiang Cheng said casually.

"Huh? Really? How much can I borrow?" Gintoki asked.

"Hey! That's enough for you!" Shinpachi roared.

Looking at the people who started to argue, the little ape's eyes flashed with a hint of cunning, and at the same time he thought to himself, "In order to avoid the pursuers, let's hide here temporarily"

In fact, the story started last night. Sarutobi Iris, referred to as Kozaru in the following, was originally a ninja of the Royal Court Fans. After retiring, he became a freelance killer in the "Aftermath House".

Just yesterday, I was chased by the enemy during the mission. When I escaped to Gintoki's roof, I stepped on the roof and fell down. I happened to fall into Gintoki's room and fainted on the spot. That is, Jiangcheng and Shinpachi The scene I saw this morning...

…

Seeing the little monkey minding his own business in the house, pretending to be a housewife and cleaning with a vacuum cleaner, the trio of Jiang Cheng and Gintoki were speechless.

"She seems to really plan to stay here, what should I do, Yin Sang?" Xin Baji couldn't help but ask.

"A real woman is more clingy than pork bone noodle soup, Aru." Kagura continued.

"It seems that you are really in trouble this time, meeting such a serious woman." Jiang Cheng couldn't help but say.

"Hey! What qualifications do you have to say this!" Gintoki yelled, "The women you abandoned can circle the earth three times, okay!"

"Stop talking nonsense, Gintoki!" Jiang Cheng suddenly became unhappy.

"Am I talking nonsense? Should I call Wig and Sakamoto over to confront him?" Gintoki retorted.

"Just scream! Who is afraid of whom?" Jiang Cheng was not to be outdone.

"You two, please be quiet!" Xin Bajia's head was getting bigger.

"Hmph!" Gintoki snorted and stood up, saying at the same time, "Really, at this time, I can only rely on sugar to calm down..."

After saying that, Gintoki walked towards the refrigerator, but when he opened the refrigerator door, Gintoki was stunned, "Where's my pudding?! Where's the pudding I put here?! Jiangcheng!! It's you, isn't it! You're the one who eats it!" You dropped my pudding, didn’t you?”

"I have no interest in that kind of stuff at all." Jiang Cheng said disdainfully.

[It’s so easy to trust me, so it’s stupid to say that men are stupid. ] Seeing this scene, the little ape was feeling complacent, [The next step is just to play the role of a lovely and docile young wife. 】

"Then, is it you?!" Gintoki asked Shinpachi and Kagura.

But both of them shook their heads.

"Speaking of which, I saw it when I was putting out the candied haws on ice this morning..." Xin Baji said suddenly.

"Candied haws on a stick?! Is that revolutionary dessert called candied haws on a stick?!" Gintoki was shocked, "Is it sold there?! Is it sold there?!"

"Be quiet, this is the location of the store." Jiang Cheng took out a small piece of paper from his body as he spoke, "The store owner said he wanted to help him promote it."

Gintoki held the small piece of paper and looked at it for a long time as if he had found a treasure.

Seeing that there was no intention of coming over to ask him where the pudding was, the little ape couldn't help but remind him, "Um... I know where the pudding is."

"Ah? Really?" Gintoki rushed to Kozaru in an instant, "Do you know where the pudding is in the refrigerator?"

"Really, I hid it on purpose~" Xiao Yuan made a surprised expression, "You greedy guy~"

Jiang Cheng and the other three people almost vomited when they heard this.

"Ah? Didn't you say you knew? What are you acting here?" Gintoki asked.

"What day is today?" Xiao Yuan asked again.

"Huh? What day? Drainage day? The pudding's shelf life has passed?"

The little ape snorted in disappointment, "Really, have you forgotten? It's my love anniversary with the little ape~"

Jiang Cheng and the others sprayed wildly again.

"We just met today, okay..." Gintoki said speechlessly, "Also, compared to when you first appeared, you seem to be a different person..."

"Look! The commemorative natto pudding!" As he said that, the little ape took out a pudding filled with natto from behind...