Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Heh heh heh..." Antianmaru laughed, "Descendant of Yumen, it's too late! The guy I'm possessed can't hear any sound anymore! Put myself..."

"Wait for me!" Jiang Cheng raised his hand to stop him, and then showed a face of complaint, "Is the voice too loud? What's the matter? Don't you know how big you are? Can you care about the feelings of others? Do you think you are a stereo? Make your voice lower!"

"Hey, sorry, I'll change it now." Antenmaru scratched his head quickly and replied, then cleared his throat, and continued in a very weak voice, "The rat who locked himself in the dark actually said that he wanted to use my power. It's really ridiculous, but this guy's negative emotions are really a good object of possession.

"Well, the voice is a bit too low," Qingming reminded, "I can't hear what you are saying at all, it can be a little louder."

"Yes, big guy," Kagura who didn't know when came to Antenmaru's shoulder and sat down on Antenmaru's head, patted Antenmaru's head, "The voice is too low, Aru, are you a shy elementary school student? Even I can't hear you clearly."

"Ah, I'm sorry, let me increase the volume by a few decibels." An Tianmaru hurriedly continued, "Then, can you stop patting my ears? My ears are very sensitive."

"What's the situation?" Xin Baji adjusted his glasses, and complained silently, "Is Jiang Chengsang so scary? Is Antian Wan really that afraid of Jiang Chengsang?"

"As far as I know, there is only one person in this world who can easily solve Antianmaru..." Heidoumaru glanced at Jiang Cheng at the side, "But now it seems that there should be two people."

"I really can't do anything about you~" Jiang Cheng sighed helplessly, then turned around and said to the crowd behind him: "Hey, you guys, come with me and solve your two and half ass problems. I can't think about it because I've been so annoying all the time."

(The Japanese pronunciations of Yuno and Miri both mean chrysanthemum.)

After all, Jiang Cheng turned his head and started to walk slowly towards Antianwan. At the same time, all the Siliye people followed carefully after whispering to each other. Shinbaji, Waidaomaru and Ge Ye quickly followed, but Gintoki who was still lying on the ground was temporarily forgotten by everyone.

"Hey, that...that big guy called what pill," Jiang Cheng stopped in front of Antianwan, and raised his head to point at Antianwan, "Then what, you squat down first, it's too high, I feel uncomfortable with my neck up. Then, let's put down that sister-in-law first, it's useless, and it's quite a pain to hold it."

"But..." Antianmaru scratched his head.

"Hurry up!" Jiang Cheng scratched his ear with his little finger, with a look of impatience, "Hurry up and finish your affairs, I have to think about my own affairs, I'm going to be bored to death all the time."

"I can't run anyway, so let's put it down first..." As he said, Antianmaru gently placed Seimei on the floor.

"Also, that ex-husband, don't sleep. This time, I will definitely tell you how to pursue that woman. If you continue to sleep, you will never be able to pursue that woman in your life."

"Really?!" Daoman's surprised voice suddenly sounded.

【what happened? ! This guy! He was still awake! 】Feeling some uncontrollable body,

An Tianwan thought to himself.

"Well, although there is a method, it depends on you whether you can succeed or not," Jiang Cheng nodded and said, "In short, the matter of the method will be discussed at the end, and your problem will be solved first, that... big guy, get out of that ex-husband's body first, I can't tell who is who like you. In fact, all the conflicts in the world can be resolved by just sitting down and talking about it. Hurry up."

"That... I can't seem to get out," Antianmaru said weakly, "This man borrowed my power and locked me in this body. Unless he lifts the spell himself, I can't get out. And now his consciousness has recovered..."

"That ex-husband, did you hear that?" Jiang Cheng said to An Tianwan, "Hurry up and undo your spell, and let this big guy out."

"No!" Daoman's voice came out of Antianwan's mouth, "Now I can forcefully seal Antianwan's movements! If it is released, no one will be able to seal him again!"

"Do you still want to know how to go further with that woman's remarriage?"

"untie!"

Daoman yelled, and then Daoman's body began to shrink at a speed visible to the naked eye, and at the same time, a black smoke was continuously forced out from Daoman's body.

After just a few seconds, Daoman, who had returned to his normal body with mosaics all over his body, appeared in front of everyone.

"Master Daoman! Are you alright?" A group of wild people surrounded Daoman in a hurry.

"Ahahaha! My uncle is finally free!!" An Tianwan, who had turned into black smoke, raised his head and roared.

"It's so noisy!" Jiang Cheng cursed loudly, "Be quiet! Do you want to be made into a barbecue by me?!"

"Ah, I'm sorry." An Tianwan hurriedly bowed his head to admit his mistake, then scratched the back of his head and smiled a little embarrassedly, "Isn't it because I just regained my freedom that I was too excited..."

"Hey! Does the method you mentioned really exist?!"

The curse mark on his face had disappeared, but so had his clothes. Dao Manpa pulled away a group of wild people, and walked towards Jiang Cheng excitedly.

"Well, in short, we'll talk about that later. Now you put on your clothes first, and everyone settles your grievances first." Jiang Cheng said with a sigh.

...

So, after a short two-minute rest, the crowd sat down in three groups, Seimei, Ge Ye, and Shinbachi, the Mirino family headed by Doman who was dressed, and Antianmaru who was alone.

The three sides form a triangle. In the middle of the triangle is Jiang Cheng who has changed into a black professional suit at some time, and Kagura who is also wearing a red professional suit and holding a stack of documents in his arms with a pair of bottle-bottomed glasses. The last one is Waidouwan standing beside the two.

Next to the three of Jiang Cheng was a small blackboard, on which several titles were simply written in chalk, namely: [Yumen], [Brother], [Brother], [Princess], [Son of Brother], [Antianwan], [Yutano], [Siliye].

"Ahem! Concentrate and look over here," Jiang Cheng tapped on the blackboard, "Student Antianwan over there, the first half of the class has nothing to do with you, you can just study by yourself. I will remind you in the second half of the class."

"Well, little uncle, this is not "Three Years Group Z, Mr. Jiang Cheng", this is the feature film Alu." Kagura reminded.

"I know, but that's the only way to make them understand," Jiang Cheng said, tapping the blackboard again and looking at Qingming and Daomanfang, "In short, let's go through the past one thousand years ago first, and only then can we find the contradiction between your two families."

As he said that, Jiang Cheng showed contempt on his face, turned his face away and spat in a low voice, "Really, it's hopelessly stupid that this kind of crap can keep conflicts going on for a thousand years."

"Hey, what did you just say? Are you insulting our ancestors?!" Daoman said dissatisfied.

"No, I didn't say that," Jiang Cheng shrugged, "I'm just insulting the descendants of your two ancestors, a group of idiots who can lose the most basic human ability of independent thinking."

"You bastard!"

"Sit down, idiot number X." Jiang Cheng glanced at Daoman coldly, then patted the blackboard again, pointed to the word "brother" on the blackboard and asked everyone, "Let's start with the story where the elder brother elopes with the princess. Do you think the elder brother has done something wrong? Or is there something wrong with the elder brother here?"

"Of course! This is the woman who robbed her younger brother!" shouted a member of the family.

"It's your fault!" Jiang Cheng scolded angrily, "It's said in the story that this younger brother has never said anything like that he likes the princess. If he doesn't tell anyone else, who would know? Are you all idiots? Is your head just muddy?"

"It's true, neither the elder brother nor the princess knows that the younger brother likes the princess, so no one is wrong here." A member of the wild family nodded and said.

"Besides, my brother is still in love with the princess. Under such circumstances, it is justifiable for the two of them to elope." Another Si Li wilderness nodded and analyzed.

"But why did I only feel that my brother was wronged when I heard this in the past?" A member of the Sili wilderness said to himself suspiciously.

"Because you are all single-minded idiots, idiots." Jiang Cheng said contemptuously, and then patted the word [brother] on the blackboard again, "Then my brother accepted the king's order to kill, and this right is his loyalty, so it doesn't matter whether it is right or wrong."

"Afterwards, because I saw my elder brother and the princess living in seclusion, I became jealous, and killed my elder brother and the princess, leaving only my nephew who was still waiting to be fed. Ask, who is wrong here?"

All the Sili wild people turned away their faces silently and remained silent.

"Give me an answer!"

"It's the fault of jealousy." Qingming shook his head and said slowly.

"Well, forget it, this answer is also considered correct," Jiang Cheng glanced at Qingming lightly, and then said again, "After my brother returned to the capital, although he became a high-ranking official, he was swallowed by darkness until he turned into Antianwan. At this time, my brother's son appeared and retreated Antianwan. Is there anyone wrong here? Answer me! Is my brother's son wrong?! Is he wrong in terms of emotion and reason?!"

"Although it's true...but..." A barista hesitated to speak.

"But you are big!" Jiang Cheng scolded angrily, "My brother's son is right in both emotion and reason. Yuqing avenges his parents, and Yuli protects the country and repels the demon god. Why can you put all the blame on your brother and son? Why can you hold grudges until now? Is it because you are stupid?"

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