Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Shinae! Natural roll!" Kagura didn't have any intention of letting go, and still bit Gintoki's head fiercely.

"It hurts, hurts, hurts! Hurry up and stop!" Gintoki kept shaking Kagura, but it didn't help at all, "Blood is coming out!"

"Stop messing around, Kagura-chan." Xin Baji smiled helplessly, "Kagura-chan is not included in the women Yinsang said."

"Bastard! Virgin glasses!" Kagura jumped onto Xin Baji's shoulders again in an instant, opened his mouth wide and gnawed down on Xin Baji's head, and cursed vaguely with white eyes, "Did you scold me this time for not even being a woman, Aru?! Wash me, wash me, wash me!"

"Who is the virgin glasses! Let me go! Smelly woman!" Xinbaji roared, "The woman we are talking about is a woman in another sense! Just like Miss Saki who restored our bodies in the screwdriver chapter! Besides, aren't you Jiang Chengsang's niece?! You are just Jiang Chengsang's family!"

"Huh? Is that so, Aru?" Kagura let go of his mouth, raised his head and looked at Gintoki who was still spurting blood with a puzzled expression.

"What do you think?!" Yin Shibai growled with eyes wide open.

...

At the same time, Yoshihara and Jiang Cheng were in the room.

It's rare that today's Jiang Cheng didn't just stay in front of the computer and play games as usual. Of course, there may be reasons why the budget for new equipment has not been approved by Yueyong.

Jiang Cheng leaned against the window of the living room, looking up at the clear sky with a smile on his face, an empty wine glass and a bottle of liquor with the lid unscrewed on the window sill.

"Brother Jiang Cheng, my mother told me..." Mrs. Qing opened the door and walked in, but before she could say anything, she suddenly saw a new object in Jiang Cheng's room - a shrine placed in the corner of the living room, "Brother Jiang Cheng, do you have such a thing in your room? Why didn't you find it before."

"There are many things in adults' rooms that children haven't discovered." Jiang Cheng replied casually.

"But I really don't have any impression, as if it was just put here." Saying that, Qingta came to the shrine, carefully looked at the golden statue in the shrine, "but then again, what kind of god is this? A little fox god with nine tails?"

"Who knows? It is said that there are eight million gods in Gaotianyuan, and who can tell who is who?" Jiang Cheng replied without turning his head, "But, maybe this one is a little different."

"It's really rare. Brother Jiang Cheng still believes in these superstitions." Qingtai said in surprise, "But after all, can I worship this god? Will it make me pass the final grade?"

"Probably not," Jiang Cheng shrugged. "It should only cause strange bugs to appear in your lunch box. It's better to memorize your multiplication formulas."

"I've already memorized it completely!" Qingtai hurriedly patted her chest and replied, "This time, it was my mother who asked me to ask you to recite the multiplication formula! Please listen carefully! It will definitely surprise you!"

"Sorry, I don't have time to listen to you recite that kind of thing now, next time." Jiang Cheng lowered his head and glanced at the wine glass that had been filled for some reason, slightly raised the corner of his mouth, then picked up the wine glass, raised his head and drank it down in one gulp.

After thinking about it carefully, Jiang Cheng looked at the empty wine glass with a disgusted expression on his face.

"As always...hard to swallow."

As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, there was a slight "pop" sound from behind, and the pure gold statue in the shrine split a crack in the middle.

"Brother Jiang Cheng! The statue is cracked!" Qingtai pointed at the statue and exclaimed.

"Get out quickly," Jiang Cheng turned his head and said angrily, "or I'll throw you out."

"Cut!" Qingta spat, then turned and left angrily, muttering as she walked, "Sama must be disgusted by your attitude that caused the idol to crack! God sama, you must punish him well!"

"Really, what an unlovable brat~" Jiang Cheng shook his head and sighed softly, but then, Jiang Cheng found that the wine glass in his hand was miraculously filled up again.

After raising his glass again without the slightest hesitation, Jiang Cheng showed an even more disgusted look.

"Why does it get worse every time?" Jiang Cheng looked at the wine glass in his hand with disgust.

"Really?" Yue Yong's cold voice suddenly came from outside the window.

"Hey? Why is Yueyue here?" Jiang Cheng raised his head, and asked Yueyong who was standing on the eaves outside the window with a puzzled face, "Why are you holding my wine?"

"No, it's nothing." Yue Yong's face obviously flashed unnaturally, and then put the wine back on the window sill.

"Speaking of which, your expression is very strange..." Jiang Chengzhi looked at Yue Yong with a puzzled expression on his chin, then suddenly thought of something, and suddenly said: "Could it be...!"

"Nothing, I didn't do anything, I just happened to pass by." Yue Yong silently turned her face away.

"Could it be that I suddenly wanted to take a shit during the patrol, so I came here to borrow the toilet? If that's the case, tell me earlier, don't be shy, this kind of thing will happen to anyone," Jiang Cheng retreated to the side to give Yue Yong the window position, "Say, come on, use whatever you want, constipation is a woman's natural enemy."

What Jiang Cheng didn't know was that when he was speaking just now, Yue Yong's face was completely darkened, and there were even blue veins throbbing on his forehead.

"Wash inside!!"

Without the slightest hesitation, Yue Yong took out countless kunai from her bosom, and threw them vigorously towards Jiang Cheng.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!"

...

On the other side, at this time, the three of Yinshi had also returned to the Wanshiwu.

"But after all, I'm really surprised," Xin Baji still couldn't stop feeling emotional, "That Jiang Chengsang still has such a side, and suddenly he has changed a little bit towards him, has he never made a woman cry... It sounds a little unclear."

"Uh... did you misunderstand something?" Yin Shi, who was sitting on the sofa and watching the divination program hosted by the anchor Yuye on TV, said without looking back, "It is true that that idiot has never made women cry, but those women just wanted to kill him."

After a long silence, Xin Baji raised his glasses, and then took a deep breath.

"Isn't that just a simple scum?!"

"Didn't I say that a long time ago?" Yinshi waved his hand and continued without looking back, "That guy is just a pure scumbag."

"However, even if he is a scumbag, yesterday's little uncle worked very hard."

"My Miss Pandermonion!" Xin Baji, who thought of something, shouted with grief on his face while holding his head.

"Σ_(???」∠) vomit..." Thinking of the scene where Shin Hachi hugged Pandemonium and exchanged love stories, Kagura couldn't hold back his head anymore and vomited directly.

"Hey! It's so dirty! You bastard!" Yinshi jumped onto the sofa in an instant, pinching his nose and shouting with black lines all over his head, "How disgusting you are going to be!"

"Ah, I'm sorry," Kagura wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, "I accidentally thought of some disgusting picture, and I couldn't help it, Aru. If you want to blame, blame Xinbachi, Aru."

"It's so disgusting, it makes me want to vomit..." Yinshi suddenly felt nauseous for no reason, lowered his head and vomited, "Σ_(???」∠)vomit..."

"Hey! What are you two doing? What did you do when others fell into good memories?!" Xin Bachi yelled angrily with his veins popping, but he didn't hold back just now, "I too...Σ_(???」∠) vomit..."

"You two made me want to vomit again, Aru... Σ_(???"∠) vomit..."

...

A week later, Yoshihara.

"Well, Jiang Chengsang..." Xin Baji pushed his glasses, and asked Jiang Cheng who was still immersed in the game with a blank expression, "May I ask, what did you do to the ex-husband of the anchor of Yuye? Why did you become a relentless stalker? The anchor of Yuye came to Wanshiwu to complain about his bitterness. He said that he could see his ex-husband secretly showing love to him at any time recently. Up and down, Yinsang is already so angry that she wants to kill you..."

"It's not a stalker!" Daoman's voice suddenly came from Jiang Cheng's door, "It's the hunter of love! No, I made a mistake, it's the hunter of Christ's love!"

"I always feel that this person is completely gorilla-like now, but the stalking gorilla is completely indistinguishable. So what happened?"

"I came here this time just to thank you," Daoman came to Jiang Cheng's side and bowed deeply to Jiang Cheng. "Thanks to the two masters you found for me, I realized in a true sense how stupid I was in love before. Thanks to the careful teaching of the two masters, now I can have close physical contact with Christ (being kicked away) basically every day. I can feel that Christ and I have become more and more inseparable!"

"Ah, keep going." Jiang Cheng, who had just finished a game, turned his head and said casually to Daoman.

"Goodbye. Christ will be recording the show later. To be honest, watching the live broadcast now is not a bit worse than recording it on DVD. Of course, people like Qingming will not understand. After all, the gap in experience is too big. I won this round. Hahahaha..."

Seeing Daoman leaving with a big smile, Xin Bachi twitched the corners of his mouth and looked at Jiang Cheng, "Jiang Chengsang, what's up with the two masters in love? It can't be the orangutan and the natto-shaking woman, right?"

"Teaching is excellent, right?" Jiang Cheng winked his eyes.

"Excellent ghost!!!"

(Onmyoji chapter, end.)

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