Maybe a Fake Gintama

At dusk, in the Wanshi House.

Jiangcheng, Yueyong, and Shinpachi were sitting on the sofa. On the opposite sofa were Gintoki, who had a colorful face, and Kozaru, who was holding a tea cup and had changed back to his original costume.

Except for the little ape who was holding a teacup and drinking tea, no one else made any sound.

[This man has been captured by me and regards me as his own! What a stupid creature men are! ] Kozaru looked at Gintoki on the side and thought to himself, [But what is the reason for this excitement that sometimes appears in his heart? ! 】

But the next moment, Xiao Yuan felt that the phone in his arms was vibrating, and he spit out the tea in his mouth. He covered his stomach with two hands and ran out. He also said that he had just finished saying "I came back. ] Kagura passed by.

"Gin-chan, Masaka!" Kagura looked shocked.

However, the four people on the seats did not speak. Jiang Cheng, Yue Yong, and Shinpachi still looked at Gintoki opposite with contempt. It’s just that the contempt seems to be stronger...

"How is that possible!" Gintoki finally couldn't help it, "And why do you look at me with such contempt?! Hey! Jiang Cheng, why are you secretly extending your thumb?!"

"Gintoki, I can't help you this time." Jiang Cheng sighed and stood up, "I have decided! I will attend the wedding as your father! Don't worry!" As he said, Jiang Cheng didn't know when he changed into formal clothes (a black kimono)

"Yin Sang, we will also attend the wedding, please don't worry." Xin Baji didn't know when he also changed into a formal suit.

"Then I also..." Kagura was interrupted by Gintoki before she could finish her sentence.

"You don't have to! Just give it as a betrothal gift!" Ginshi yelled, looking at Yue Yong aside, "Isn't there a woman here? Can't you just ask her?! Even if it's true No matter what I did, it’s impossible to win in one go! It’s absolutely impossible!”

"Well... isn't it common in TV dramas to fall for this trick in one go?" Yue Yong replied.

After hearing this, Gintoki's face turned even darker...

…

At the entrance hall, Xiao Yuan took out the phone and pressed the answer button.

"Moxi Moxi, I'm the little ape."

"Hello, aftercare room." A man's voice came.

"Who are you?!"

"It was a great pleasure to meet you last night. I was so happy to hear your voice. I seem to have fallen in love with your beautiful aftercare room..." The mouse was the target of the little ape's mission last night: Nezu Miya's voice sounded again, "I asked for your mobile phone number from your companion who sneaked into my house. I really want to see you again. Will you come? Even if the stars change, the importance of companions It won’t change, right?”

"That's it, I'll wait for you..." After saying that, Nezu Miya hung up the phone.

Nezu Miya, a rat-headed humanoid who is a loan shark, is the target of Kozaru's action this time. Last night, Kozaru and his companions sneaked into Nezu Miya's house, but the mission failed. Kozaru accidentally escaped while escaping. Falling into Gintoki's house led to today's series of events.

After learning that his companions had been captured, the little ape put the phone in his pocket. Now, what the little ape wants to do most is to rush over and save those companions.

But at this moment, Gintoki's voice suddenly came.

"Hey, I've made up my mind, I'm a man too!" Gintoki appeared behind Kozaru in a formal suit and said, "Although I don't remember, I can't act stupid after doing that kind of thing! If I really do this If possible, please accept me!"

"Well, not bad, Gintoki, this is what men do!" Jiang Cheng said from behind Gintoki.

"Not bad, Yin Sang." Xin Bajia said as he wiped the tears from his eyes.

"snort,

He looks a little more manly. Yue Yong exhaled a puff of smoke and said.

"Really?" Kozaru walked towards Gintoki, "Then come with me." After saying that, Kozaru took Gintoki's arm.

"Wedding? I don't have much money..."

But as soon as Gintoki finished speaking, he was dragged out by the little ape.

"It hurts, wait a minute! This is my first time, please be gentle..."

…

"Well, first of all, we have to tidy up this room. After all, it is going to be used as a wedding room. Xin Baji, let's tidy it up together!" Jiang Cheng said energetically to Xin Baji who was beside him.

"Hey, if the teacher knew about this moment, he would definitely be very touched." Jiang Cheng said while cleaning up, unable to stop the tears of emotion.

But at this moment, Kagura's voice sounded.

"Xinbaji, you all are here to see..."

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng Yueyong and Xin Baji came over at the same time.

"What's wrong? Kagura-chan." Shinpachi asked Kagura who was in Gintoki's room.

"Look at that..." Kagura said, pointing to the ceiling.

The three of them raised their heads and saw a hole with a diameter of more than fifty centimeters in the ceiling, from which the sky could be clearly seen.

"When did this hole appear?" Xin Baji asked doubtfully.

"Little ape, maybe it's the goddess Aru who fell from the sky." Kagura replied.

Xin Baji: "..."

Jiang Cheng: "..."

Yue Yong: "..."

"Um, are Yin-sang okay..." Xinbajiu turned around and asked with some uncertainty,

"I don't know, don't ask me, I'm going home for dinner." Jiang Cheng said and turned around to leave.

"I'm going home for dinner too, bye." Yue Yong said and turned around to leave.

"Hey! Aren't you two the ones who got things into this situation?! Are you going to run away now?!" Shinpachi yelled.

"What are you talking about? Shinyachi-kun, you are obviously the one who scolded Gintoki the most. It's all because of you that Gintoki realized his conscience and brought the incident to this point." Jiang Cheng retorted, but then he said The wind turned, "Well, just pretend that nothing happened today. I'll treat you two to a barbecue."

"Hey?! Really?!" Kagura replied instantly, "Is it really barbecue?!"

"Well, let's go quickly!" Jiang Cheng said and turned around to leave, followed by Kagura and Shinpachi.

"Barbecue, I haven't eaten it in a long time~" Xin Baji said with emotion.

"Then, have a good time today! Forget all those unpleasant things!" Jiang Cheng said.

"Oh~!"×2

"Well, I won't go. Baihua still has a lot of things to do." Yue Yong said, "Besides, you have to don't let this idiot drink anything other than Chinese liquor." After saying that, Yue Yong turned around and left.

Just as the three of them happily set off to eat barbecue, Gintoki on the other side was suffering...

"First, let's go see my father." The little ape said while crawling.

At this time, Gintoki and Kozaru were climbing a high wall with the tools they had. It is said to be a tool, but it is actually a metal claw like Wolverine's claw worn on the hand, which can be used to climb up by grabbing the cracks on the outside of the wall.

"Hello, right? I won't object to wherever you go now..." Gintoki replied, climbing up at the same time, "But why do you have to turn over such a thing?"

"I am a boudoir who never leaves home, and the threshold is very strict." Xiao Yuan replied.

"This [girlfriend] is indeed very deep..." Looking at his feet, Gintoki continued, "So, is your father a very fierce person? What kind of person is he?"

"A hairy, buck-toothed loan shark," the little ape replied.

"I'm talking about you, are you still in the period of rebellion where you despise your father and treat him as dirtier than his underpants?" Gintoki stopped and looked at the little monkey beside him and continued, "Girls always have a period of time. It’s a period like this, but if you think about it, your first love was dad, right?”

Just after he finished speaking, the little ape pricked Gintoki's head with his claws, and blood immediately flowed all over his face. But then, the little ape continued to climb up.

"I'm telling you, you have to be more careful about your behavior after your newlywed life..." Gintoki also followed, and at the same time, he kept talking, "I am very chauvinistic!"

"Be quiet." Xiao Yuan warned, and stopped again. At this time, the two of them were only a few meters away from the top of the wall, but above them, there was a samurai looking around. look.

"Who is that?" Gintoki asked.

"The servant of the family, Nakamura. Because I came home too late, I am on patrol." Xiaozao replied.

"As I said before, I like to tie people up. If I get married, I will definitely tie my wife up at home!" Gintoki couldn't help but say again.

"Hey? Tie me up at home?" Xiao Yuan's heart trembled, [Why is my heart starting to throb again~ Tie me up, tie me up, tie me up hard! 】

But in the end, the little monkey broke away from the fantasy and looked at Gintoki with a shy look, "Tie me up at home...do you mean to tie me up?"

"Of course," Gintoki replied without hesitation, "Don't tell me that you can't refuse invitations from female friends. It's absolutely forbidden to go out for socializing."

Just after he finished speaking, Gintoki noticed that the samurai above him looked over and said, "No, Nakamura found out..."

But in an instant, the little ape rushed forward and knocked down [Nakamura] with one kick.

But at this time, several samurai with swords in the yard also discovered the little ape...

"what is that?!"

"It's the aftermath room! The aftermath room sneaked in!"

But at this time, Gintoki had just climbed to the top of the wall and looked at [Nakamura] who was being killed by the little ape. He shouted, "Nakamura-san!" He looked at the little ape beside him and said, "You are too harsh. !Nakamura-san is just doing his job!"

Gintoki finally stood on the wall, but at this moment Gintoki found a group of samurai rushing towards him, "Why do a bunch of people seem to be rushing towards him! What is it this time?!"

"It's [Nakamura B] [Nakamura C] [Nakamura D]..." Xiaozaru replied.

"Why are they all Nakamura!"

"Father's son-in-law test has begun. Let's work hard together."

"Huh? Nani?" Before Gintoki could finish speaking, Kozaru pushed him down from behind...