Maybe a Fake Gintama

[But... it doesn't matter if it's real or fake...] Xinghai Fangzhu and Yinshi thought at the same time, and they got up slowly at the same time, and then rushed towards each other with their fists raised at the same time.

[Santa Claus...it's me! ! 】×2

Two very slight snaps with low sound! The sound sounded at the same time.

"Hey, that's it." Jiang Cheng stood between the two of them, with his arms crossed in front of his chest, and he opened his hands to block the fists of Xinghai Fangzhu and Yinshi respectively.

But what everyone didn't notice was that standing in the shadow under the wall behind Jiang Cheng seemed to have just jumped off the wall, holding a knife and a scabbard in his hand and holding a kind of Santa Claus who wanted to rush over to stop Yinshi and Xinghaifangzhu...Santa Claus.

[Nani! 】Xinghai Fangzhu was startled, 【This stinky brat blocked my full blow so easily? ! Growth... This can't be considered growth anymore, can it? Can it really grow to this level in just twenty years? ! What kind of monster! 】

【What kind of trouble are you coming out to make at this time? ! ] Yinshi cursed in his heart, 【I will kill him soon and become the real Santa Claus! 】

"That, I'm really sorry." Jiang Cheng let go of the fists of the two of them, rubbed the back of his head and smiled a few times in embarrassment, and then reached into his arms again and took out the wallet. With a painful face, he took out 10,000 yuan and stuffed it into the hands of the owner of Xinghaifang.

Looking at the 10,000 yuan banknote in his hand, the owner of Xinghaifang was stunned for a long time before recovering.

[Does this idiot think we're fighting over such nonsense? ! 】Yin Shi thought with black lines all over his head.

[Can you see the atmosphere, the atmosphere! 】Xinghai Fangzhu put the money into his trouser pocket and gritted his teeth and thought bitterly, 【No matter how you look at this situation, it is impossible to fight for such a boring thing! 】

【It hurts! what's up? These two guys. 】Jiang Cheng thought to himself, 【Arm is almost broken, these two guys are definitely not ordinary people! But... I didn't expect that such a guy would actually fight over such a boring thing... But this way, it will be fine. If both of them have 10,000 yuan, they should not fight again. In order to keep the happy Christmas party going, and to let Kagura-chan and Jiang Hua sister have a happy Christmas Eve, this method can only be used. Although it is a bit painful, this is the only way to do it! 】

"That..." Xinghaifang Master laughed and said, "Actually..."

"I'll tell the truth, can you two take a look at the atmosphere?" Jiang Cheng sighed helplessly,

Interrupting Xinghai Fangzhu's words, he pointed to a group of people in the room, "You are spoiling the atmosphere of our Christmas party here. It was a pleasant Christmas party, but you were calling back and forth in the yard. We are really distressed. I don't know that you are volunteers of the volunteer team, but enough is enough. We really don't need this kind of program. Let's go..."

"Huh? Are you happy? Is the atmosphere very pleasant?" Yinshi looked at the people in the room and asked pretending to be puzzled, then pointed at himself calmly, "Since it's a Christmas Eve party, isn't there something obviously missing?"

"That's right, that's right, there's something obviously missing." Xinghai Fangzhu hurriedly echoed, pointing at himself in the same calm manner, "Ahem, something very important and decisive is missing. Without that, it doesn't look like a Christmas Eve party, it just looks like an ordinary party."

"Hey?" Jiang Cheng looked at the room and made a suspicious sound, then folded his chest with one hand and pinched his chin with the other hand, and began to think, "Indeed, there is indeed something missing that can set off the atmosphere of Christmas Eve, what is it..."

"Yeah, right! Did you find out too? Idiot!" Gintoki quickly took over the conversation, "Yes, there is indeed something missing, and it's not suitable to call it an object. It's a creature! Without that, it wouldn't be like a Christmas Eve party at all!"

"Yeah, I did find out..." Jiang Cheng nodded, but then he reacted and turned to look at Yinshi, "Wait a minute, did you say idiot just now? Absolutely? You just said I was an idiot, right?"

"No, no, absolutely not." Yinshi quickly shook his head and defended, "Let's talk about the topic just now. Haven't you noticed the things that your Christmas Eve party lacks?"

"Cough cough!" Xinghai Fangzhu coughed twice again, raised his eyes and glanced at Jiang Cheng, "Have you noticed it? If you look carefully at the yard, you will definitely find what is missing in your party!"

"Oh!" Jiang Cheng raised his hand and tapped his palm, "I know! What's missing!"

"Looks like I finally remembered..." Xinghai Fangzhu shook his head and chuckled, then pointed to himself again, "Sarah, then hurry up and invite "that guy" into your party, your Christmas party will be complete with "that guy"! "

"But you have to keep your eyes open, "that guy" is also fake." Gintoki glanced at the Xinghai Fangzhu who was at the side, then coughed lightly twice and pointed at himself calmly, "You have to look carefully before making a decision! "

"That's right, you have to make a good decision! Your Excellency Jiang Cheng!" Jiubingwei's voice suddenly came from behind the crowd, "Which "that guy" should be invited to such a pleasant party..."

"Are you in the same volunteer group as you?" Jiang Cheng pointed to Kubei in Santa Claus costume and asked Gintoki and Xinghai Fangzhu in front of him.

"No, that should be Xiaojiu, right? It must be Xiaojiu, right?" A Miao looked at Jiubingwei in the yard and said, then smiled and waved to Jiubingwei, "Come in quickly, Xiaojiu, I just said why I couldn't contact you, come in and have a party with everyone."

"It's not Little Jiu, but Old Man Nine!" Jiu Bingwei corrected.

"So that's it, it's Mr. Jiubingwei," Jiang Cheng looked closely at Jiubingwei's face, and then smiled and said, "But then again, did you dress like this on purpose to attend the party? Sorry, Jiubingwei... No, you can't be called a gentleman with this outfit now, it should be Miss Jiubingwei. Come in quickly, Miss Jiubingwei, the party really needs a lot of people to be lively."

"Your Excellency Jiang Cheng, I hope you can treat me as a real Santa Claus and invite you to your party. Tonight, I don't want to be that Kubei, just an ordinary Nine Santa Claus!"

"Do you like this tune?" Jiang Cheng made a suspicious sound, then shrugged and said casually, "It's up to you, that old man who is nine... come in quickly..."

"Wait!" Xinghai Fangzhu and Yinshi interrupted Jiang Cheng's words at the same time and put their hands on Jiang Cheng's shoulder at the same time.

"Didn't I tell you to think about it just now?" Yinshi had veins on his forehead, half of his face twitched, and he reminded, holding back his anger, "Why did you make a decision so easily?"

"Did you do it on purpose, kid?" Gritting his teeth, the blue veins on his forehead were still throbbing, and whispered bitterly, "Isn't it definitely on purpose? That kind of guy is clearly not Santa Claus, right? Why invite that kind of guy to the Christmas Eve party so casually?"

"No, because this guy is an acquaintance. Is there anything wrong with inviting acquaintances to the party?" Jiang Cheng looked puzzled, then slapped off the hands of the two and smiled gratefully, "But having said that, I am also very grateful to you two. Thanks to you two, I realized what was missing in today's party."

"Hey, don't show me such a refreshing smile, I just feel more angry, bastard..." Yinshi's expression gradually softened.

"Think it over for me before making a decision, bastard!" Xinghai Fangzhu looked at Jiang Cheng with a kind face.

"Well, it really wouldn't be a Christmas Eve party without turkeys~ Thank you both for reminding me of this~" Jiang Cheng said with some emotion, then turned his head to Miss Baihua and said with a smile, "If possible, can I ask you to buy a few turkeys?"

"Hi! Let's go right away!" In an instant, several Baihua ladies with quick eyes and quick hands responded and rushed out towards the door.

"Not at all!!" Xinghai Fangzhu and Yinshi raised their legs at the same time and kicked Jiang Cheng away.

"Why would you think of that kind of thing! It's not right at all!" Xinghai Fang pointed at Jiang Chengbai and shouted, "What's going on with your head? Why do you think it's Christmas as long as you have turkeys!"

"Because..." Jiang Cheng got up from the ground, looked at the two and replied seriously, "When watching American dramas, the most indispensable thing on Christmas Eve is turkey..."

"Hey, do you think this is a small theater for American dramas?!" Yin Shibai yelled, "Move your barren brain cells and think about it again! Why can't you see things that are obvious at a glance?!"

"Oh! I thought of it!" Jiang Cheng tapped his palm again with his fist, "Sure enough, only turkey is not enough! That! Only with that can it be called Christmas!"

"Looks like I finally noticed it." Jiubingwei chuckled.

"Thank you, you guys!" Jiang Cheng said gratefully to the three of them, then turned his head and said to the people in the room, "That, meat pie..."

"It's still not right!!" ×3

The master of Xinghaifang, Yinshi and Jiubingwei shouted with blank eyes at the same time, and kicked Jiang Cheng at the same time.

boom!

Jiang Cheng who was kicked away by the three fell heavily to the ground...