Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Hey, is this really brother Jiang Cheng?"

Haruta looked at the small piece of paper in his hand and felt a little doubtful about life.

"He said it himself," Yue Yong said, leaning in front of the door.

"I can't tell at all. Brother Jiang Cheng was so cute when he was a child..." Qingta couldn't find any adjectives. At the same time, she thought of Jiang Cheng who was now squatting at home, "The gap is too big!"

"That's right," Riwa said as he took the card over, "With An Xing? They don't seem to have any impression."

"It seems to be a planet that was destroyed in the war," Yue Yong said. "It is very far away from the earth..."

"That's right," Hinawa replied with a smile, and then continued to look at the photo on the IDCARD.

"Hey, what are you looking at?" Jiang Cheng's voice suddenly came, startling the three of them.

The next moment Jiang Chengcheng saw his IDCARD in Rilun's hand, smiled and walked over, took the IDCARD back, held it in his hand and looked at it, "What did I think it was? What does this thing have?" It's pretty." Jiang Cheng said disdainfully.

"Eh? Brother Jiang Cheng, don't you want your own home?" Qingta asked doubtfully.

"Not at all." Jiang Cheng replied without thinking.

"Hey?! Who doesn't want their own home? You are definitely a liar!" Haruta retorted.

"Don't compare me with a little brat like you..." Jiang Cheng said and turned to leave.

"Not honest at all, just say you miss home." Haruta muttered.

"I heard you, brat." Jiang Cheng's voice came, and at the same time a hawthorn hit Haruta's head, "Don't talk about adults' affairs casually."

"It hurts, it hurts!" Haruta said, rubbing his head that was hit.

Yue Yong stood there thoughtfully, but Ri Lun's focus was not on that. Instead, he thought of the photo of Jiang Cheng as a child on the card. If you look carefully, Jiang Cheng's eyes seemed to be turned in one direction. It's like seeing something you like, that's why you smile so happily.

…

"Huh? Space travel?" Jiang Cheng asked, lying on the roof, and muttered disdainfully, "What's so interesting about that kind of place? Everything is dark."

"It's Qingta who wants to go see it." Yue Yong explained aloud.

"Huh?" Haruta was caught off guard by the sudden attack.

"Is it you again? Brat," Jiang Cheng said helplessly, "Wouldn't it be nice to play games at home? How much energy do you have when you run around all day?"

"Anyway, the tickets have been bought. If you don't want to go, just go and see it." Haruta replied.

"How about you take your mother and Yue Yong with you? I'm not interested at all." Jiang Cheng said with a yawn.

"There's so much nonsense, hurry up and get going!" Yue Yong shouted and dragged Jiang Cheng off the roof.

At the same time, Qingta and Yueyong exchanged glances, as if to say [mission accomplished]

…

On the spaceship, Jiang Cheng looked at the Wanshiwu trio in the seat in front of him with a depressed expression, and said with black lines on his head, "Why? Why can I meet them in a place like this?"

"Jiang Chengsang, it was actually Kagura-chan who won the first prize in the shopping street, three free places for [Cosmic Journey]." Shinpachi turned around and said.

"Ah, Souga," Jiang Cheng glanced at Kagura and Gintoki, who were eating and drinking free meals on the spaceship, and didn't know what to say.

"If I had known they were coming, I wouldn't have come." Jiang Cheng sighed.

"What are you talking about, Jiang Chengsang, can you entrust my safety to such an unreliable guy?" Haruta said with a little pout.

"Boys, as long as they reach the age where they can urinate standing up, they should learn to take charge of their own lives!" Jiang Cheng retorted.

"Hey! There's no such thing! You made it all up!" Haruta said angrily.

"Hey, forget it, I'll just take a nap first. Call me when the spaceship returns to Earth." After saying that, Jiang Chengcheng stretched, leaned back in the chair and closed his glasses.

"She looks so harmless when she's asleep." Qingta looked at Jiang Cheng who was already snoring and muttered disdainfully, but then turned to look at Yue Yong next to him, and said excitedly, "Sister Yue Yong , change places with me, I want to be at the window!"

"Okay." After saying that, Yue Yong changed places with Qing Tai.

Haruta was lying on the window looking at the scenery of the universe, his whole little face was full of excitement.

Although the Jiang Cheng trio and the Wanshiwu trio are one behind the other, their styles of painting are completely different. On Jiang Cheng's side, one is sleeping, the other is not sure what he is thinking, and the other kid is looking out the window excitedly. As for the Wanshiwu trio, Shinpachi looked at Gintoki and Kagura devouring their food and didn't know what to say.

"What did you say? Kagura," Gintoki said while eating, "Sadaharu was abducted by a weirdo?"

"That's right Aru, so I have no intention of enjoying the journey at all," Kagura replied while eating, and at the same time reached out to the flight attendant not far away, "One more beef and fish (One more beef and fish)"

"So, why don't you just leave mine with the old woman," Gintoki said, reaching out to the flight attendant not far away, "Strawberry milk, give me some strawberry milk."

"Don't cherish this rare trip." Gintoki complained while eating.

"Can you also cherish your own character?" Xinbaji complained at the side.

"But it's so pitiful to just leave Sadharu at home." Kagura retorted, "Doesn't Gin-chan love Sadharu at all?"

"Don't make any noise when you're out," Gintoki replied, "It's really disappointing. Do you want to go home now? Huh?"

But at this moment, the announcement sounded: "Passengers, please look to the left. That is the Earth, which is known as the most beautiful planet in the entire solar system, and the one that raised us."

"Oh, so beautiful!" Kagura exclaimed while lying on the window.

"Really." Gintoki agreed, looking out the window.

But at this moment, Gintoki heard a familiar voice...

"Sister Yueyong, brother Jiang Cheng, look at it!" Qingtai shouted excitedly.

"Hey, why are you here?" Yincai finally noticed the Jiang Cheng trio behind them.

"I've always been here, okay! You two are completely immersed in the food, okay!" Xin Bajiao complained.

"Really?" Gintoki asked doubtfully, but he continued to look out the window for the next moment, ignoring it, and then sighed, "It feels like small worries are no longer important~"

"It can really cleanse people's hearts~" Kagura replied.

"You two are just enjoying the trip!" Xin Bajiu complained crazily, "What are you washing with? Some stains must be kept in your heart!"

"Really!" As he said this, Xin Bajiu sat down again, but at this time a gun was already pressed against Xin Bajia's forehead. As soon as Xin Bajiu turned his head, he saw a masked man with a bun.

"Don't move," said the masked man with a bun holding a gun.

At the same time, Xin Baji discovered that many masked and armed robbers appeared in the entire cabin.

"Hijackers! Hijackers!" a woman shouted in panic.

"What are you calling! Shut up!" one of the robbers said, then turned around and shouted to all the passengers in the cabin, "This spaceship has been hijacked by our revolutionary organization [Meng Dou Hun]! We will ask for your ransom from the shogunate! Also, since you have the leisure and elegance to be obsessed with some space journey, then at least give me some activity funds! The bastards or paupers who don’t pay are all ready to see the Lord of Hell. Bar!"

"Yin Sang, it's not good, Yin Sang!" Xin Baji shouted softly.

But at this moment, Gintoki and Kagura were all focused on the scenery outside the window.

"Jiang Chengsang, Miss Yueyong!" Seeing this situation, Xin Baji quickly shouted behind him.

However, Jiang Cheng was still sleeping soundly at this time, and beside him, Yue Yong and Haruta were in almost the same state as Gintoki and Kagura...

"If I die, I really want to be buried in the universe." Gintoki said with emotion, "That way I will feel like I have become a star."

"Well, you can definitely become a star!" Kagura replied,

"At best, it will just turn into space junk." Yue Yong replied disdainfully.

"What did you say?!" Gintoki was immediately unhappy.

"Hey! You are going to become stars soon!" Xin Baji couldn't help shouting.

But at this time, the robber pointed his gun at Gintoki and Kagura, "What are you guys doing?! Didn't you hear what I said?!"

At the same time, another robber came over and pointed his gun at Yue Yong and Qing Tai.

At this moment, Jiang Cheng finally woke up. To be more precise, he should have been woken up by the noise. "It was so noisy with the chatter! Are you the primary school students who couldn't sleep the night before because they were so excited about going out for the first time?!" Didn’t your mother teach you to keep quiet in public?! You bastards!”

With that said, Jiang Cheng stood up and unloaded the guns of the two robbers closest to him in an instant. At the same time, Yue Yong, Gintoki and Kagura all moved. Facing these people, those The robber had no strength left to resist and was knocked down in the blink of an eye.

"Awesome!" All the passengers clapped excitedly.

But just when everyone thought they were out of danger, an armed robber rushed in from the door with a gun.

"What a joke! Go to hell!" the robber said and was about to shoot, but at this moment, the robber was knocked down by the door that was opened again.

"I really want to vomit..." Sakamoto Tatsuma rubbed his chest and walked out. At the same time, Sadaharu was still biting Sakamoto's head on Sakamoto's back. "I forgot about the wine when I woke up a little, and started drinking again..."

"Ahahaha, eh? What are you doing? What happened?" Sakamoto asked curiously, looking at all the passengers looking at him.

"Sadaharu!" Kagura shouted first, "You bastard!" After saying that, Kagura rushed forward.

Sakamoto adjusted his glasses and before he could react, Kagura had already reached him and kicked Sakamoto away.

"Give me back Sadharu!"

Jiangcheng and Gintoki walked forward, looked at Sakamoto who fell on the ground, and murmured to themselves, "This guy..."

"Do you two know him?" Xin Bajia asked from behind.