Maybe a Fake Gintama

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"Cold... calm down!" Yinshi comforted himself with a trembling voice, and then buried his head in the cash register in a nearby shop, "Anyway, calm down first, go find Doraemon..."

"Calm down for me first!" Xin Baji yelled, spitting, "We are the only ones who can reverse this situation now. We must settle these two guys before the ambulance arrives!"

"How about using plaster?" Tsubaki Pingzi raised an index finger and suggested with a smile, "If the fracture is broken, how about using plaster to fix it first?"

After all, Chun Pingzi thought of the man just now, although he kept squinting and smiling, but he felt a very dangerous aura from him.

【That man... is he helping me? ] Chun Pingzi wondered in his heart, 【Or, is he also that woman's man? 】

"Nice idea!" Yinshi raised his head and praised, and then he thought about Xin Baji and shouted: "Hey! Xin Baji, go find a plaster! If you find that, you should be able to clear up the suspicion on me! Afterwards, you will have comminuted fractures all over your body and apply plaster to apologize!"

"Nothing has changed at all! Am I still unable to escape the fate of comminuted fractures all over my body?!" Xin Baji complained vigorously.

"Well, although I didn't find plaster, I found this Aru." Kagura walked over holding a large bucket of cement.

"Nice job Kagura!" Gintoki praised, "Cement is actually no different from plaster. They are things that will harden and fix after a while! Hey, give me a hand and throw these two people in! This way, the two of them can get good treatment, and we can all be cleared of suspicion except Shin Hachi!"

"What do you mean except me?!" Xin Baji yelled with his eyes wide open, his veins popping, and his saliva flying all over the place.

"Oh! I'm here to help too, big brother!" Saying this, Chun Pingzi dragged the bald man up and threw him into a bucket filled with lime slurry.

"Kagura, there's another one, hurry up!" Gintoki shouted again.

"Oh! Here we come!" Shouting, Kagura kicked the sunglasses attendant into the cement bucket.

"Yoxi, yoxi, in this way, these two people can get good treatment, and in this way, our suspicion will most likely be eliminated. Now even if the other party sees this situation, we can explain it well." Yin Shi looked at the two people in the lime bucket, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and exhaled.

"That... do you feel that what you did just now..." Xin Baji pushed the glasses on his face, and complained expressionlessly, "Is it more like some kind of gangster's way of killing people than treatment?"

"Ah, indeed..." Yinshi nodded, and echoed in a low voice.

"Well, if this situation is seen by the other party..." Xin Baji murmured and continued, "Basically... there is no need to wash it."

"Well, indeed..." The cold sweat on Yinshi's face gradually appeared, and at the same time, his eyes began to tremble back and forth, "Hey...Xin Baji, um, in this case..."

"Well, boss, give me the dog food I usually buy..." Katsuo Kurokoma's voice suddenly came from the side.

But just after finishing speaking, Katsuo Kurokoma suddenly noticed Gintoki and the others standing around the cement bucket, as well as the two people in the cement bucket who rolled their eyes and looked very much like his subordinates...

"That... it's just treatment!" Yinshi explained with sweat on his face, "It's just treating their fractures! Because there is no plaster, there is only cement! It is definitely not the kind of cement that you think and sinks into the sea!"

...

Unknowingly, the time has come to dusk.

In the Kabukicho meeting hall, the three kings known as the four kings of Kabukicho are gathering here. By the way, the three are an old woman with heavy makeup who is the same as the voice actor of Orochimaru,

A certain blue-bearded pirate captain, and a woman who looked like a normal woman but held a peacock-feather fan with a wicked smile, were also Jiang Cheng's targets this time - Hua Tuo.

"We are holding... Uta... Kabukicho... the regular meeting of the town..." A somewhat short Mediterranean uncle stood by a small white bulletin board, holding a manuscript and whispered tremblingly, "This time... the topic this time is about the classification of garbage..."

"Garbage disappears for me!" ×3

Grandma Dengshi, Mrs. Xixiang and Hua Tuo spoke fiercely at the same time.

"Yes! I'm sorry!" After saying this, the middle-aged bald man turned around and opened the door to escape and left the room.

After the man left, Dengshi took a puff of the cigarette in his hand and exhaled lightly, "What's going on? Call me to this kind of place? I don't remember violating garbage classification."

"It's obviously a violation." Xixiang closed his eyes and replied slowly, and then opened his small eyes, "Why did a trashy old woman get mixed in between us two beauties?"

"Do you have the right to say that about me?" Dengshi complained mercilessly.

"It's great that you two are still the same as before." Hua Tuo, who has long blue hair and a golden hair ornament on his head, covered his face with a fan gently, "I'm sorry to invite you here during his busy schedule. But please wait a moment, there is still one person who hasn't arrived yet."

Granny Dengshi glanced at the cushion on one side of the floor, and said lightly: "Is Jiro long... It's useless, he hasn't appeared in the past two or three years, right?"

"Anyway, the opportunity is so rare, I want to wait until the four heavenly kings are all here." Hua Tuo said softly to the two, "I called you here for no other reason. You must also know that this street is in the most tense state in recent years, right? If you let it go like this, it will definitely lead to war. No one wants to see such a gaffe, right?"

Xixiang glanced at Hua Tuo while clasping his hands, and at the same time showed a look of disdain, "It's really nice to say, isn't it you and Jiro's family who caused the most trouble? The casinos on this street were managed by Jiro's family before, who told you to build another casino or something."

"You're half-baked, right? Xixiang," Hua Tuo said with a chuckle, looking at Xixiang, "I've heard of it. Are you hiding wandering barbarians and down-and-out warriors?"

"Huh?" Hearing the sound, Xixiang showed a trace of displeasure on his face.

"Even if they are dressed strangely, they are still a powerful army." Hua Tuo glanced at Xixiang and said teasingly, "Say you want to use the power of those people to build a monster empire."

"What nonsense are you talking about!" Xixiang immediately expressed his dissatisfaction, "I just give homeless guys a home..."

"But you have repeatedly ignored the demands of Jiro's family to collect protection fees." Hua Tuo covered his face with his fan and interrupted Xixiang softly, "Is it true that you have disputes with him?"

Hearing the sound, Xixiang's expression changed.

"And... Dengshi." Hua Tuo glanced at Dengshi's mother-in-law.

"I don't have the slightest interest in this kind of boring fight." Granny Dengshi said without hesitation, "I don't remember participating in it."

"Even if you're not interested, you've always been a respectable person on this street. You've been in close contact with the residents on the street, advising them to find solutions. And... the suspicious guys in the Master House are used as pawns, no matter who they are in, they are very arrogant~"

"I really didn't know I had such a convenient pawn." Granny Dengshi put the shaking head in the ashtray, then picked up the teacup in front of her, and took a sip, "In addition, this street was divided into whose territory or something without permission. This street is not owned by anyone. That guy and I live here according to our own principles, that's all."

"But there are also people who don't like it," Hua Tuo replied. "Speaking of it, I don't know when we started to be called the Four Heavenly Kings, and we became such a mutually restraining relationship. It's all because a certain rogue leader can't understand others gaining power. In fact, there is no need for us to be hostile. Shouldn't our enemy be... Jiro Chief?"

"I see," Jiro-chan's voice suddenly came from the door, "The three of you want to get rid of Jiro-chan, who is in the way?"

"Meow~"

Looking at Jiro Chang, who was leaning against the door, holding a cat in his arms and gently scrubbing the cat's back hair with his hands, he said, "You..."

...

At the same time, on the other side, on the streets of Kabukicho, Shin Hachi and Kagura are desperately fleeing, behind them are countless members of the trench rat group.

"It's over! War! It's a war!" Xin Baji shouted in horror while running, "Yin Sang! Things are terrible! Because of Jiang Chengsang, now we have been completely involved in some kind of war!"

"Ginta-kun, I went on a date with Shizuka Gozen." Kagura beside him replied with a low voice while running.

"Huh?!" Xin Baji gritted his teeth and cursed, "Bastard! You actually used us as bait, remember!!"

No matter whether it was Shin Hachi, Kagura or the members of the Gushu group, no one noticed that there was an extremely unnatural blue trash can in the alley just passing by.

Hearing the sound of the rats shouting and killing gradually faded away, Tsubaki opened the lid of the trash can with both hands, "It seems to be far away, big brother. Woohoo~ It seems that things are getting more and more interesting~ No matter what, I will have a big battle with Jiro-chan~ Let's decorate with bright red flowers and become the number one boss in Japan~"

"Shut up! Who's going to fight Jiro-chan!" Gintoki, who was also curled up in the bucket, shouted with bursting veins, and then whispered fiercely through gritted teeth, "That bastard! He actually let us get into this situation! He must be killed! This time, no matter what, we must kill that Shaking S! This is no longer an ordinary S, it is already a super-S!"

[It seems that the man really helped a lot. 】Tsubaki Tsubaki thought to himself, 【My brother didn't use my plan to cause this kind of conflict between my brother and Jiro... how lucky...】

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