Maybe a Fake Gintama

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"Your father... has come back to you." Jiro-chan let out a soft chuckle, and said slowly, "He's back, Hirako."

"Wait a minute," Granny Dengshi's voice suddenly came from one side, "I don't fully accept this level of apology, at least...I won't do it without dancing two octopus dances at the reception held in my store later. Accept it. Jiro-sama will also come, it can be regarded as a farewell bar before leaving."

"Dad...my mother..." Pingzi turned his head and lowered his head and asked slowly, "Who is my mother?!"

"Is this kid really stupid?" Jiang Cheng pointed at Hirako and looked at Jiro.

"It's not wrong, it's just an idiot." Yinshi played with the ten hands in his hands and said casually, "Hey, Pingpingping, you were fired from Wanshiwu today. Follow your stinky father back."

...

In Dengshi's small shop, today should be the most crowded ever. Except for a vixen who has been imprisoned in Yoshihara, the rest of the Three Heavenly Kings are all gathered here.

The entire Dengshi shop was crowded with people and there was no place to stand.

"Hey, today's Kabukicho's first acting competition, who is the first?" A Miao squinted her eyes and asked Jiang Cheng with a smile, "It must be my old lady, right? When will the promised one million bonus be credited? "

"No, I'm the one who is against Alu!" Kagura retorted, "It's very hard to play dead! I tried my best not to fall asleep!"

"No, it should be me without a doubt!" Gintoki shouted holding his wine glass, "I'm lying on the ground in the rain and I'm about to catch a cold!"

"Shut up! She should be the most beautiful Kanban lady in my small shop!" Catherine retorted.

"That..." Looking at the group of people who were about to fight in front of him, Jiang Cheng silently took out an envelope from his pocket and put it on the table, "You decide for yourself..."

Seeing the kick of a wad of ten-thousand-dollar bills exposed from the envelope, Gintoki and the others scrambled over, and saw that Kagura kicked Catherine, who was closest to the envelope, first, but before she could touch the envelope, she was thrown away. Yinshi directly pressed his head with the palm of his hand, but when Yinshi was about to touch the envelope while taking advantage of the gap, he was kicked directly in the face by A Miao with a powerful vajra leg and flew aside.

"It's mine!" A Miao yelled.

but……

"Today's drink money." Granny Dengshi picked up the envelope on the counter and stuffed it into her cuff without blushing.

"Stop joking! Didn't you say you were treating guests?!" Yinshi got up instantly and expressed his dissatisfaction, "That's my money!"

"I don't remember saying that I want to treat you!" Grandma Dengshi shouted with white eyes and spit flying all over the place.

"Forget it, since I've accepted it, let's pay off the rent owed before. How many months? Half a year? One year? Well, it doesn't matter." Yinshi said casually.

"Give me the rent and pay it back! You're so in debt!" Grandma Dengshi roared angrily with blank eyes.

"What's the matter?" Jiro Chang, who was sitting at the counter, asked with an empty wine glass in front of him.

"No, it's nothing..." Hirako, who was sitting next to Jiro, lowered his head and shook his head and said softly, "I just feel... Some don't understand what I am here for. Hua Tuo, one of the Four Heavenly Kings, has been eradicated. I don't know anything..."

"You kid, you just need to know who your parents are." Jiang Cheng twitched his lips in disdain.

"Bastard! You lied to me!" Pingzi gritted his teeth instantly, and stared at Jiang Cheng.

"Hey~ Once I become an ordinary kid, I won't like it anymore~" Jiang Cheng sighed, "Really, it's really distressing~"

"Bastard!" Saying that, Hirako was about to draw out his own knife.

"That's enough," Jiro said, "He's not someone your dad can mess with, it's a kid's privilege to make trouble for adults,

But this little brother is not included. "

"Little girl..." Jiang Cheng propped his cheek with one hand, turned his face to look at Kagura who was fighting with Gintoki, and said softly, "Child...but you can't bear the weight of life. Killing, being killed, It’s not something a child can afford. Remember well, and your father’s chain has been cut off. If it’s not broken, you can just rush up and take a bite. No matter how hard Even the chains on her body can't beat...that daughter with steel teeth...it hurts! Bastard!"

Jiang Cheng turned his head and looked at Pingzi who was grabbing his head and biting his mouth fiercely, and shouted with white eyes, "Do you want me to break all your teeth?! Do you want to die? Damn girl!"

"It's all your fault, that's why I was fired by the elder brother!" Pingzi didn't have any intention of letting go, and still bit Jiang Cheng's head fiercely.

"Hey, Kagura, call an ambulance, I'm going to get a rabies vaccine." Jiang Cheng casually pulled Hirako off and threw it aside, and said to Kagura at the side.

In stark contrast to the surrounding noise, Jiro Chang on the side just looked at the half-remained cigarette stick in his hand and the empty wine glass in front of him.

"Would you like a drink? Although you are injured, I give you permission to drink this farewell wine." Granny Dengshi took a bottle of shochu and slowly filled the glass in Jiro's hand, and at the same time glanced at him faintly. Glancing at the half of the cigarette stick in Jiro's hand, "Also, you who have been trying your best to protect this street can already pass the task to the next generation. The promise has been kept, so let's put that thing down. You must Aren’t there still many promises to fulfill? Jiro-cho, I... I’m very happy now. I met Chen Goro in this Kabukicho, met those guys again, and met our favorite Jiro-cho once again "Thank you for all this time."

Looking at the full wine glass in front of him, Jiro rubbed his eyes, "No, have you finally reached the age where you don't even have good eyesight? I'm still wondering what to do if I can't stop urinating? Hey, no Think of it even above."

After finishing speaking, Chief Jiro picked up the wine glass in front of him, raised his head and drank it down in one gulp, "Thank you...for the hospitality."

"Dad, don't worry!" Pingzi squinted his eyes and raised an index finger and said with a smile, "The urinal and the daughter who can dry your tears are all ready. But the urinal is a little heavy, so I can help you a little bit." Is it your daughter?"

As he said that, Pingzi pointed to Jiang Cheng's head, "Look, isn't this urinal pretty good?"

"Whose head is a urinal?!" Jiang Cheng picked up Pingzi's artificial hair that had been glued back on at some time, and said in a low voice with blue veins on his face and white eyes, "Kill you, stinky!" Girl!"

"Father, how about killing this man as compensation for my daughter for so many years?" Pingzi, who was dragged by Jiang Cheng and held up in the air, squinted and suggested with a smile, "I like this man's head very much, as your future The urinal is very nice~”

"Sell you to Jiyuan, believe it or not? You bastard!" Jiang Cheng cursed in a low voice.

"Forget it, this kind of little girl might ruin Yoshihara's business." Yue Yong, who arrived at an unknown time, lightly squeezed the cigarette stick and replied casually.

"Isn't it okay for the SM club? I feel that this kind of kid will definitely become the top card if he trains well." Jiang Cheng nodded and nodded while pinching his chin, and then his tone became cold again, "Of course, it needs to be cultivated well. Ordinary training is not enough."

"Dad, can you help your daughter get the spare panties?" Pingzi squinted and said with a smile, "This man is so scary~"

"Really, didn't you just say to bring the urinal to Dad? How did you become the one who needs Dad to take care of so quickly?" Jiro snorted, "Daughter, I'm ready for compensation or something Yes, but not to kill this man for you, but... the rest of my life, is that okay?"

Hearing the sound, Pingzi twitched the corners of his mouth, and unsatisfactory tears flowed down his cheeks.

"Really, they really are a pair of father and daughter who look alike." Yinshi twitched the corner of his mouth in disdain.

"That's right." With that said, Jiang Cheng put Pingzi down.

On the side, one of the members of the Ditch Rat group who were sitting on the deck and drinking and drinking suddenly thought of something.

"That... have we forgotten something?"

"Indeed, I also feel that we seem to have forgotten something, but when we think about it carefully, we can't remember it."

"I feel the same way!"

"By the way, what have we forgotten?"

"You don't need to worry about that kind of thing! Today is the cocktail party for the reconciliation between the boss and Dengshi, and the farewell party for the boss and the young lady! We should celebrate it!"

"That's right! We need to be happier today! Besides, Hua Tuo is gone, and the big casino is ours too! We should celebrate!"

On the other side, in the hospital in Kabukicho, Katsuo Kurokoma and the two younger brothers with broken bones were lying quietly on the hospital bed, also silently looking at the ceiling.

"Well, big brother Katsuo, I want to go to the toilet..." The bald and scarred face shouted weakly, "I can't hold it in anymore."

"Ah, me too, please, Brother Katsuo." The boy in the sunglasses shouted.

"Give me enough moderation! You two! This is the eighth time in the whole afternoon! Can't you drink less water?!" Katsuo Kurokama unconsciously had a blue vein on his face, but even with his mouth He stood up from the hospital bed cursing, helped his younger brother and put him on the wheelchair beside him, "But then again, what's going on with the boss? I'm very worried. You shouldn't lose, right?"

"Brother! I will follow you!" The bald scarred man, who could only sit in a wheelchair because of one arm and two broken legs, shouted emotionally.

"Me too!" Another younger brother agreed with tears.

"It's too loud!" Heiju Katsuo pushed one, supported the other, and cursed with blank eyes, "This is a hospital! Please lower your voice!"

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