Maybe a Fake Gintama

There is only a little bit of starlight in the universe, an ugly spaceship that looks like a conch...or the space station is floating quietly. On the top of the space station, the symbol of Spring Rain occupies a large area.

That's right, this is the headquarters of Chunyu, the largest criminal group in the galaxy. Of course, it is wrong to say that it is a complete headquarters, because the few veterans who actually control Chunyu and...some existences that Chunyu himself thinks are extremely dangerous are not there. here.

If you just take pictures of the space station in front of you with the dark background of the universe, you may not think how big the space station is, but if you compare it with ordinary spaceships, you will find that this space station is bigger than the space station. A metropolis is still big, and even speaking, it can be called a small planet.

A spaceship that looked like a small bean compared to the space station slowly docked into the space station. After docking, the hatch opened, and a smiling Shenwei slowly walked out.

Only half a body away from Shenwei is the tall Afutu, and behind them are all the night rabbits in black gowns and gray cloaks.

"Ah, ah, it's really annoying~" Shenwei said as he walked, perhaps because of excitement, the dull hair on his head was still moving, "On the way to get the gift, I found out that the gift was cut off. Yes, it's really annoying."

"In order to accompany you, the leader, to relieve your anger, we stayed with you for three full days on a planet full of turtles," Afu Rabbit curled his lips, "So it should be enough? You know That kind of tortoise shell is very hard. My brothers' hands are numb."

"I feel that if I don't let go of my emotions, maybe I can't help but want to kill him when I see that Gao Zai or something." Shenwei smiled, "Even if he is an old friend of that guy, but he will be robbed without saying a word. Isn't it impolite to take other people's gifts?"

"Allah? Our leader has begun to be polite." Afutu turned to the night rabbits behind him, and then said, "Did you hear what the leader said just now. You...be polite when you go out in the future, Otherwise, the leader may be angry!"

In an instant, all the night rabbits burst into laughter.

"Sa, let's go and see the gift that originally belonged to me." Shenwei narrowed his eyes and smiled, "Afutu, do you want to go together? After all, he is also your friend."

"Hey, don't talk nonsense! That kind of thing, that kind of thing and the most important thing have never happened!" Afutu frowned and complained.

"You... are really useless, Afutu." Shenwei replied, "You were run away by that fox without doing anything. Would you like me to give you some pointers on this?"

"No, no need."

...

In the Chunyu Headquarters Prison, prisoners are being held one after another on both sides of the dark corridor, and at the end of the corridor, in the dark and damp cell, is Hua Tuo, who was brought back by Gaoshan two days ago.

Unlike Yoshiwara on Earth, Hua Tuo is now wearing a worn-out earth-colored bathrobe, sitting slumped on the ground against the wall, his eyes are dull, and he keeps repeating laughter. There was no anger on the whole person's face...

Hua Tuo kept turning a broken bowl on the ground with his left hand, and he could vaguely hear the sound of something hard hitting the bowl at night.

"Double...or single?" Hua Tuo murmured softly.

Shenwei, who had just arrived in front of the cell, replied casually, "Then... I guess odd or even."

"Hehehe..." Hua Tuo lifted the bowl on the ground, revealing a screw and a small screw inside, "It's a single..."

"Oh, I actually lost." Shenwei squatted down and let out a sigh.

"It's really sad," said Afutu, who was standing behind Shenwei, with some emotion. "Speaking of the head of the Fourth Division of Chunyu, he used to be known as an overlord flower blooming in the dark. He lost his status in the factional struggle." , After taking away the money that stopped me and running away, I was still thinking about where you went, but I didn’t expect to return to your hometown in such a miserable state. Ah~ I was disillusioned, I thought I could see your charm again, but look Looks like that man completely defeated everything about you."

"I don't remember that man being interested in abusing women. He has nothing to do with women. You know, because of him, I was chased and killed by very powerful women in the universe for a long time." Kamui stood up Come, replied with a chuckle.

"You are the same, right? After seeing my sister, I even learned how to pretend to be sick." Afutu snorted softly.

"But having said that, Afutu, you actually like this vixen." Shenwei continued.

"Huh," Afutu pinched his chin and looked at Hua Tuo in the prison, "What do you know, little devil? Although it has become an era where everything can be portable in the size of a palm, but only women should not be too easy to compare. good."

"Like NDS?" Shenwei glanced at Afutu.

"No, just like MD." Afutu replied.

"So that's it, don't make it too easy?" Shenwei nodded and said to himself, "That's why that man likes the type of woman he can't control, just like you, Afutu."

"That's really... a coincidence~"

"But no matter how you look at it, this woman can hold it with one hand." Shenwei looked at Huatuo again, "BSIZE?"

"Hey, what are you talking about?" Afutu complained silently, "Who said it was that kind of thing? That kind of thing is the most irrelevant thing, right?"

"That man's favorites are above DSIZE." Saying that, Kamui turned around and left slowly, "For him, the size there is a very important criterion for judging a woman."

"I'm not that kind of superficial man." Afu Rabbit followed Shenwei slowly, curling the corners of his mouth in disdain.

"That's right, after all the levels are different," Shenwei said with a narrowed smile, "after all, that man's situation is exactly the opposite of Afutu's. Because... he is the one who cannot be controlled, no matter what kind of woman, I can't control him. Whether it's the planet's chief executive, or the god who voluntarily fell into a monster for him, all... can't really control him."

"Really, the more you say it, the more outrageous it is." Afu Rabbit turned his face away and spat.

"But having said that, it's really a pity that Chen Luo's group of guys," Shenwei continued, "I wanted to try the group tactics that those guys were proud of, but was buried on the earth by that man alone. But I think I can do it by myself? After all, I can't even touch a single hair of Yetu, so, as the second apex of Yetu... I should be able to do it easily, right?"

"The second vertex? What about the first vertex? Is that the man or Master Xinghaibo?"

"No, no, the number one apex is a woman..." As he said that, Shenwei suddenly seemed to think of something, "But then again, why didn't I see that Gao Zai, it's really like thanking him for bringing me a gift. kindness."

Before Shenwei finished speaking, a figure suddenly brushed past him, and Shenwei, who sensed something, stopped and turned around to look at the past.

At the same time, Takasugi, who had just passed by Kamui, also stopped, turned around and looked at Kamui with the corner of his mouth curled up.

"Gao Zai, right? Please help me bring the gift back." Shenwei narrowed his eyes and said with a smile, "But it doesn't seem to be delivered to me. Why?"

"It's too early for a brat to have such a woman." Gao Shan snorted lightly, "Also... your deliberately murderous look and your manners are far from him."

"Team leader!" Afutu shouted hastily.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh~ Gao Zai." Shenwei smiled and said, then turned around and started to leave, and at the same time, he didn't forget to raise his hand and waved behind him.

After Afutu glanced at Gao Shan, he turned around and followed his team leader slowly.

"Samurai...?" Kamui rarely showed a bit of excitement on his face, "I heard that he is the only existence in this universe who can compare with Yetu. The silver-haired guy I saw made me a little curious. So does this guy."

"Don't lie," Afutu replied with the corner of his mouth curled up, "No matter how you look at it, you don't look like you are interested. For you, isn't that man the only existence that excites you?"

"As expected of Afu Rabbit, no matter what I think, you know it." Kamui squinted and said with a smile, "But...you are wrong about one thing, I... really hate samurai, and of course I have a little interest. "

"It's true that there are not many beings that the leader is interested in."

...

"Takasugi Shinsuke?" Kamui held a piece of meat with a bite in one hand, and a piece of bread with a bite in the other hand. While eating, he looked at the dumb admiral sitting opposite with confused eyes—— Chunyu's actual control Or the puppet or useless leader of the elders.

"Don't you know?" The dumb admiral, who only had a bunch of green hair on his head, a chubby body with pointed ears, and a bit of a mouse-eyed look, replied unhurriedly, "He made an alliance with us before. leader of the armed group."

Shenwei, who was constantly sweeping the delicacies on the table, asked with a lobster in his mouth, "Could it be that you are from Earth?"

"It seems to be called a warrior, right?" Admiral Dumb replied, "It's the remnants of the barbarians who used to fight us with a short stick on the earth."

"Hey? Is that so..." Kamui, who was chomping at the fried rice on the big plate, responded casually, and then put the plate down, "The person who can make an idiot... no, the dumb admiral remember his name must be amazing, right?"