Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Kagura-chan, are you okay? Don't be brave..." As he said this, Shinpachi looked at Kagura beside him.

"It's okay Aru... As long as you have an umbrella, it's okay..." Kagura replied weakly, and stood up, "But I'm just a little thirsty. I'll go to the river over there to drink some water..."

Looking at Kagura walking into the distance, Shinpachi finally came to his senses and shouted to Kagura: "Did you see the river?! You must not cross that river!" (Note: Japanese legend says that people die seven days after death) If you cross the Santu River within a few days, you will reach the underworld.)

Saying that, Shinbaji rushed forward and knocked down Kagura, stopping Kagura's footsteps.

"Dad... let me go..." Kagura raised her face and said weakly, "I've had enough of boxing and stuff... I really want to drink water..."

"Who is your father!" Shinpachi complained and then looked at Gintoki and Jiang Cheng behind him, "Gin-san, Jiang Cheng-san, it's not good, Kagura is about to cross the Santu River!"

"That kind of thing is just for tricking children," Jiang Cheng stood up, and at the same time, he lifted Haruta, who was already extremely hot, and carried it on his back. He shouted towards Kagura, "Kagura, come here, let's Let’s go to the old lady on the bridge over there and ask for a bowl of iced mung bean soup.”

"Hey! Yours is about the same!" Shinpachi roared.

"You are the one who coaxes children," Gintoki said disdainfully. At the same time, he walked up to Kagura and patted Kagura's face. "Hey, Kagura, cheer up..."

"Idiot dad, I'd better keep boxing..." Kagura, with dull eyes, was still immersed in fantasy.

"This won't work, my eyes are all gone," Gintoki said while looking at Kagura's eyes, and at the same time he leaned down and carried Kagura on his back, "I'll carry her to the river over there to drink some water..." He said Then he started walking towards the other side.

"Hey! Didn't you see it too?!" Xin Baji quickly grabbed the two of them.

"What are you shouting for? Can't you see?" Gintoki retorted, "Ah, there are also flower beds..."

At this time, Sakamoto staggered over, pointed at Gintoki and said, "Oh! Isn't this Miss Aling? Marry me..."

"Why did you all stop so quickly?"

Yinshi's side is going to Santu River, and Jiang Cheng's side is going to find Po Meng. Shinbaji stood there and felt completely unwell.

But just then, a passenger pointed to the sky and shouted, "What, what is that?!"

Then everyone raised their heads and looked at the little black dot that was getting bigger and bigger. The black dot was getting bigger and bigger, and getting closer. As time went by, the complete outline finally appeared. It was three people. A spaceship!

"It's a spaceship! Someone is coming to save us!" a passenger shouted.

The other passengers also cheered happily...

After the spacecraft landed, Sakamoto scratched his head in embarrassment at Luo and said, "Ah hahaha, I'm really troubling you, Mutsu, for making you come so far to pick me up..."

"This kind of thing will never happen again," Mutsu replied helplessly, "Our ship is used for business, not a rescue team. As the boss, you are always like this. It's very difficult for the brothers. Moreover, you don't even say hello. Just running out and wandering around will never happen again."

"I'm so sorry. I really prefer women from Earth, hahaha."

"You are really annoying, why don't you die..."

"Haha, Mutsu, you have a bad mouth."

"Sakamoto-san, this is..." Shinpachi polished his glasses and looked at these large spaceships, and then asked.

"Oh, it's called [Quick Rescue Team], it's my personal fleet..."

…

At this time, all the passengers had boarded the rescue team's spacecraft, and Sakamoto took Shinpachi to visit the cabin.

"This ship is not designed to fight in the air. The hull itself is a company." Sakamoto explained.

"company?"

"Yes,

I pilot this ship to do some large-scale business, reselling items among various planets, just doing some trade." As he said that, the two of them had arrived outside the cabin. Sakamoto glanced at the bright metal barrel on the hull of the spacecraft and continued, "However, the universe has not been very peaceful recently, so I have equipped myself with some weapons like this. "

"Sakamoto-san, it seems you just look a little stupid." Shinpachi sighed as he lay on the guardrail.

"Ah hahahaha, why do you praise me so much that I want to cry..." Sakamoto was a little speechless, but he continued, "What can influence people's hearts is neither force nor ideas, but interests. It brings benefits to both heaven and earth. By removing interests, we can seek to reconcile relationships. I just defend my country according to my own ideas."

"That's amazing," Shinpachi sighed, then turned to look at Gintoki who was feeding Kagura water with a wooden bucket behind him. He sighed and continued, "Our general here has always been so careless. appearance."

"Ah hahaha, that guy is really confusing, no, it's not that guy, it's those two guys," Sakamoto said and looked at Jiang Cheng, who was snoring softly with his eyes closed, "But, look The two of them feel that nothing has changed, they are exactly the same as before... Some things about them are the same, although I can't explain it, but I can understand..."

Suddenly, Sakamoto seemed to have thought of something, "Souga, Jiang Cheng asked me for something before..."

But at this moment, a green tentacle wrapped around Sakamoto several times and dragged him out. It was only then that Shinpachi discovered that many members of the rescue team had been infected...

"That's...!" Xin Baji shouted in disbelief.

"Ah hahaha, it seems the weather is still too hot, and I'm hallucinating again..." Sakamoto, who was kidnapped by the tentacles, still had an indifferent expression, "Don't worry, it's just a hallucination..."

"what is that?!"

"Monster!"

Several staff on board the cabin were a little panicked as they pointed at the countless large green tentacles emerging from the sand.

"What on earth is that..."

"That's a sandworm," Mutsu came over and answered Shinpachi's confusion. "It's a creature at the top of the planet's food chain. It was supposed to be a quiet guy, but it was probably a group of people who made a noise about it in the desert. Wake up."

"I'm talking about you! How can you be so calm when your boss is in such big trouble!"

"It's because he always acted recklessly that he suffered the consequences," said Mutsu, shouting at the tentacles, "Sandworm! Kill that shaggy-haired man. The lower body is the focus of the attack."

"Do you have any deep hatred..."

"Ah hahaha, how could I die in a place like this?!" As he said this, Sakamoto took out his gun and saved his companions who were in the same situation as him, except himself.

"Everyone, run away!" Sakamoto shouted.

The rescue team members who fell to the ground quickly ran towards the spacecraft.

At this moment, a huge creature with a hard shell emerged from the sand. It must be the sandworm Mutsu mentioned. At the same time, the entire hull began to shake violently.

Seeing the sandworm that was bigger than the three ships put together, Xin Baji couldn't help but panic, "Come out, come out!"

The sandworm stretched out several tentacles and enveloped the entire fleet.

"Asshole! It plans to drag all the ships into the sand!" Mutsu cursed.

"Use the cannon! Fire and kill it!" Sakamoto shouted.

"If we start firing, Sakamoto-san, why don't you come too..." Shinpachi shouted.

"Do not bother me!"

"But, Sakamoto-san..."

Before Shinpachi could finish speaking, he heard Mutsu on the side take the lead in giving the order: "Prepare for bombardment!"

At the same time, everyone obeyed the order and pointed the barrel at the sandworm.

"I told you, are you really planning to kill Sakamoto-san!" Shinpachi said angrily, "Isn't he the captain?!"

"[Never lose justice], we must not put all the passengers in danger for that guy alone. What we have to do now is to save the lives of all passengers!" As he said this, Mutsu turned his head and looked at Shinpachi. , "[Never lose justice] But that guy's catchphrase was that he left his comrades fighting on the ground and went to the universe during the Anti-Barbarian War. Why do you think he did that? It was for justice, and he was thinking about the future of the country. The final painful decision was, of course, really painful, and the war ended after he went to the universe..."

"Although he was in so much pain at the time, he still continued with his decision. We were attracted to him like that and gathered here. Therefore, we must never do anything that goes against his life creed!"

"The bombardment is ready!" a staff member shouted.

"Fire!" Mutsu shouted, and at the same time two laser beams were fired at the sandworm itself.

The huge explosion not only succeeded in scaring the sandworm into the sand, but also woke up Jiang Cheng beside him.

Looking at Sakamoto who was about to be dragged into the sand, Jiang Cheng stood up reluctantly, "Hey, we finally have a rest, what are you doing?"

"Jiang Cheng-san! Hurry up and save Sakamoto-san!" Shinpachi asked Jiang Cheng for help as if he was grasping a life-saving straw.

"Ah? How could that kind of snail threaten Sakamoto? Are you kidding me?" Although Jiang Cheng said so, he still jumped onto the barrel, and Gintoki also moved at the same time.

"Hey, that... snail, let go of Sakamoto..." Jiang Cheng took out a cardboard speaker from nowhere and shouted to the sandworm, "That... think about your old mother at home, she You know you’ll cry if you do something like this, right?”

"Hey! Does this method work?!" Xin Baji shouted from below.

"So didn't I say it before? This guy is just an idiot!" Gintoki also yelled.

"Gin-san..." Shinpachi wanted to be moved for a while, but after hearing the second half of Gintoki's words, he was not moved at all.

"That's obviously a conch!" Gintoki said disdainfully.

"Hey! You two are going too far one by one!" Xin Bajia's whole body felt bad.

"Really?" Jiang Cheng scratched his head and then shouted to the sandworm, "That...conch, let go of Sakamoto, think about your old mother in your hometown, she will definitely cry if she knows you did such a thing. Yes, you will definitely cry..."

"Ah hahaha, I think I will definitely die this time." At this time, Sakamoto only had his head exposed on the sand.

"So, didn't I tell you to let go of Sakamoto?" Jiang Cheng's tone suddenly changed, and everyone who heard it felt as if they were shivering in the cold winter.

"What...what's going on..." It took a while for Xinbaji to wake up from the shock.

"It's just murderous intent." Mutsu explained, and looked at Jiang Cheng, who had a smile on his face but couldn't feel any emotion, "That umbrella..."

But at this time, Sakamoto was finally sent out by the sandworm, and the sandworm also escaped into the sand.

"The sandworm was made to obey just by its murderous intent. It seems that the rumors are true..." Mutsu murmured.

"Ah hahaha, it's still exactly the same as before." Sakamoto lay on the sand and muttered to himself, "I always wanted to say to you, I'm sorry for abandoning you at the last moment..."

"What are you talking about in your sleep?" Jiang Cheng jumped down, helped Sakamoto up, and said disdainfully, "For a man of your level, one more person than you is not too much, and one person less than you is not too much."

Gintoki supported Sakamoto on the other side and said the same, "That's right, it's just that his voice was loud."

"It's just that if you fall to the ground at this level, I will look down on you, Sakamoto." Jiangcheng continued.

"What nonsense are you talking about fishing for stars?" Gintoki muttered disdainfully.

“However, we will always be on the ground to support you in your [righteousness].”×2

"You guys..." As he said this, Sakamoto was so moved that his nose and tears welled up, and he hugged the two of them and rubbed each other crazily.

"So dirty! And, it stinks!"

"Fuck me!"

"Wow, wow, I'm so moved~"

…

Looking at the three people making a fuss below, Mutsu raised his lips, but said nothing.

…

"This is what you asked me to get before." Sakamoto said as he threw a stone at Jiang Cheng, "Your hometown, the meteorite of He An Xing. Although the whole He An Xing is no longer there, I still found it. Some."

"Ah, I almost forgot." Holding the fist-sized stone, Jiang Cheng said casually, turned around and threw the stone to Haruta.

"I knew what you were thinking from the beginning..." After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he walked aside, sat down and closed his eyes again.

"This is..." Haruta murmured while holding the stone.

"It seems the plan has been exposed." Yue Yong said while taking a puff of cigarette.

"Plan?" Xin Baji asked doubtfully.

"Well, let Jiang Chengge take a look at his hometown plan..." Qingtai answered honestly.

On the side, Sakamoto was bothering Jiang Cheng, "Hey, I heard from Wig that you are in Yoshiwara now. Hey! Don't be silent! At least give some point cards or coupons to your former friends! Hey!"

…

(Tatsuma Sakamoto’s appearance chapter, end!)