Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Then let me ask you..." Yinshi looked at the child who asked the question before, and asked, "What is that...under your nose?"

The child was startled, and looked down unconsciously, but saw nothing.

"All human beings have a strange groove between their noses and lips, right?" Gintoki explained, "What is that used for?"

"No...don't know."

"Right..." Yinshi lowered his head, and his forehead had already turned black before he knew it, but even so, he still said nonsense seriously, "Simply speaking, a patriot is... the same as that."

Xin Baji complained wildly in his heart.

"It doesn't matter the groove under the nose, or the microphone on the FC2P handle." Gintoki closed his eyes and explained slowly with a serious face: "There are many things in this world that don't know why, but human beings don't know what to do except eat, drink, and drink. Sasuke, everything else is superfluous. We're just the ones who created the superfluous."

Xin Baji complained angrily in his heart.

"Question..." Daigoro, who had been sitting on Gintoki's boss chair from the beginning, raised his hand with a dull expression, "Then, is Wanshiwu just doing extra work for extra items?"

"It seems that you don't understand anything." Yinshi spread his hands and replied, "I mean, what seems superfluous is actually indispensable..."

"But..." Daigoro interrupted Gintoki's words, and asked the question that Gintoki and the others were heartbroken even though he had no motivation, "Isn't it also useless to make these useless things out of the house of all things? something?"

Xin Baji slandered.

"Mr. Dawulang, what you said is too much." Wuyue hastily persuaded him.

"Mayue-chan, can the social practice end here?" Daigoro asked Wuyue, "In short, the job of Wanshiwu is to do things that don't contribute to society."

After all, Daigoro propped up the table with both hands and was about to stand up.

"Wait, wait a moment!" Xin Baji stopped him hastily.

"Although the Patriot looks useless," Kagura picked up the Patriot from the table and stood up, "But it is actually a comprehensive entertainment toy that can play many meaningless games~"

"Huh? Really?" Daigoro stared blankly at Kagura, "Then how do we play?"

"For example..." Kagura clenched the Patriot's wooden stick tightly, and smashed it down on Daigoro's little head, explaining blankly as he smashed it, "It's used for those who need to be beaten like Kai Bian Patriot missiles, guys."

Xin Baji complained in his heart.

Snapped!

Daigoro suddenly raised his hand to block the patriot... or to say, he blocked the towel box, wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth with his other hand, and raised his head with a serious expression, it seems that he should have entered the serious mode.

Daigoro snorted softly: "As expected, I didn't expect this kind of trash-making job to exist in this world."

Xin Baji struggled to complain in his heart,

"Mayue, I'll go first," Daigoro jumped off the chair, and walked towards the entrance without the slightest hesitation, "I've learned enough."

"Dawulang-kun..." Wuyue called out hastily.

"Wait a minute, boy!" Gintoki hurriedly said to Daigoro who had just walked in front of the living room, "You haven't put Calcutta..."

"Excuse me, President," Daigoro stopped in front of the door, and replied calmly, "I am neither Calcutta nor Mesogian, I am... Bourbon."

The entire half of Xin Baji's face began to twitch.

"I will work hard so that I don't become an adult like you," Daigoro turned his head, showing a bit of disdain on his face, "Thank you for letting me see the bottom of this society, all of you in Wanshiwu..."

...

An outdoor coffee shop on the streets of Kabukicho.

Yin Shi, who was sitting on a certain table outside, was drawing out the Patriot papers one after another, and his whole body was buried in depression.

"Cheer up, Yinsang." Xin Baji comforted, "That kind of kid still can't understand the power of Wanshiwu."

"The other kids said they had a lot of fun." Kagura also persuaded, "Although the patriots that they brought home as souvenirs were thrown on the side of the road, and at the same time they refused to visit the useless people. Janet's life is just Aru."

"Even so..." Yinshi finally opened his mouth and murmured, "For me, I started from nothing to do a job I like very much. Sure enough, in the eyes of children..."

"No... there is no such thing!" Xin Baji said hastily.

"Then let me ask you, this..." Yin Shi looked at the patriot on the table in front of him, "what is it used for?"

Shinhachi and Kagura were silent at the same time.

"I don't know! Of course!" Yinshi stood up suddenly, with a smile that had been spoiled by playing on his face, and shouted self-destructively, "Because I don't know either! Like iron, Master House is also a piece of rubbish! It is a job that is completely unimportant to society! Hahahaha..."

With that said, Yinshi turned around and left slowly while smiling wryly.

"It's completely broken," Xin Baji complained silently, looking at Yinshi's shaky back, "It's really a big blow."

But just after finishing speaking, Xin Baji suddenly saw Fourteen talking to a group of children by the side of the road through the gap of the landscape trees.

"Huh? Isn't that Hijikata-san?" Xin Bachi asked doubtfully.

"I often patrol indoors to see if there are any bad people doing anything wrong." Fourteen held up his index finger, with a cigarette in his mouth, and explained to the children in front of him with a serious expression, "This is the most basic principle of our police. responsibility."

"Excuse me!" A little boy wearing glasses and holding a notebook and pen raised his hand.

"Is there a problem?" Fourteen asked.

"What kind of person is the bad guy?"

"It refers to people whose behavior violates the law." Fourteen explained.

"Then the law is infallible?"

"Basically you can say that." Fourteen nodded and replied honestly.

"Then I want to ask!" The little boy pushed his glasses on the bridge of his nose, "It is forbidden to jump on the railway tracks on the platform of the station, but if a drunk falls, the one who breaks the rules to save him is a bad person. Is a person who refuses to be saved a good person?!"

A vein popped up on Shisi's face in an instant, and he gritted his teeth and replied, "At a time like this, let's talk about the matter."

"I don't think the law that adapts to the situation can perform the duty that the law should have at all!"

"My statement is wrong," the veins on Fourteen's face twitched, "The one who causes trouble to others is a bad person. It doesn't matter what the law is..."

Xin Baji on the side complained wildly in his heart,

"Then!" The little boy pushed his glasses again, took a step closer, and continued to ask, "Smoking and spreading second-hand smoke around you can also be called a criminal?!"

"I'm sorry! Did I choke you!" Fourteen's face was getting more and more blue veins, and his eyes were bloodshot. While pressing the cigarette with the back of his hand, he gritted his teeth and replied softly, "This way Just forgive me, so forgive me!"

Xin Baji complained in his heart again.

"What kind of trouble is a crime? Please give a specific example." The little boy asked again, and then pointed to a shop on the side of the road, "For example, chasing and pestering a girl and being beaten violently. Who is the criminal?"

Looking at Kondo, who was hiding only a head in the wooden box full of persimmons in the store, and was still being greeted by A Miao with the shopping bag in his hand again and again, Shisi said again after a moment of silence: "Uh... In fact, what I said before was just to tease you. The police, in fact, are..."

As he said that, Fourteen held up the patriot he found somewhere, "It is an institution that manufactures and sells this patriot."

Xin Baji complained angrily,

"It's too bad. If the situation is not right, change jobs immediately?" A boy said with a sigh, resting his hands on his head.

"I heard that the police in Japan have been depraved recently, so it's true~" Another boy shook his head and echoed.

Immediately afterwards, several children turned and left one after another.

Three minutes later...

Seeing Sisi sitting on another table with his head lowered and constantly pulling the roll paper on the patriot, Xin Baji complained silently.

"Even Hijikata-san is broken."

"So there's still that kind of Faalu." Kagura said with a little surprise.

As soon as Kagura finished speaking, Yueyong and Jiang Cheng's voices suddenly came from the side.

Yue Yong: "Enough is enough."

Jiang Cheng: "Well, isn't it normal for children to be curious about these things? They will definitely be able to use this knowledge in the future."

"It's Miss Yueyong and Jiang Chengsang..." Xin Baji looked through the gaps in the landscape trees, and saw Jiang Cheng and Yueyong standing in front of a group of boys holding an unopened game .

"Yes, yes! I will always use it in the future!" A little boy rubbed his hands and looked at Yueyong longingly, "Also, we really want to see what Yoshihara's work is like... "

The rest of the children nodded in agreement, and one of them had a nosebleed all over the place.

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