Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Because those idiots keep appearing one after another, there are fewer and fewer guests." Hasegawa, who was patrolling the shore, said helplessly while nibbling on the watermelon in his hand, "Not only should we watch the little ghosts, but also those who teach others how to play. A grown-up who plays strange games."

"Yoxi, so there is a legitimate reason to monitor Puri Niang with big breasts." Gintoki, who was looking around with a binoculars, replied solemnly.

Hearing the sound, several black lines appeared on the back of Hasegawa's head, twitching half of his face and complaining: "It seems that this guy is the most dangerous adult..."

Just finished speaking, Hasegawa suddenly discovered something through the binoculars. It was... a girl with a ponytail in a pink one-piece swimsuit in the children's pool was teaching a little devil in a blue one-piece swimsuit with twin ponytails to swim.

"What? Actually teaching the kid to swim in the children's pool?!" Hasegawa's expression turned serious, "Where are the adults, it's forbidden to swim!"

"What?! Is it Puri girl with big breasts?!" Hearing that, Gintoki became excited, and at the same time looked in the direction Hasegawa was looking.

"No, it's not so much Puri with big breasts, it's better to say Paul Mann..." Hasegawa looked at the little girl in the blue one-piece swimsuit with a telescope.

"What! You are a MAN with **?!" Yinshi was surprised, but then changed his mind after seeing clearly, "Ah, are you talking about that MAN..."

"Hey! Wait for me!" Hasegawa suddenly noticed something, looked at the girl with a single ponytail in the pink swimsuit, and asked doubtfully, "That brat...is it really a brat? He's quite big, and he looks taller than Paul Mann is taller."

"All the little ghosts eat too well now, only they are tall." Yinshi looked at the girl in the pink bathrobe from bottom to top with the binoculars in his hand, "Look, it's Robert Cliffs, right?"

"It's not so much a cliff, it's better to say it's a man?" Hasegawa replied, "That figure looks like a boy."

"Strange, why is the field of vision dimmed?" Yinshi wondered.

"Me too..."

Just after Hasegawa finished speaking, he suddenly heard something broken in front of him. At the same time, A Miao, who was holding the binoculars of the two of them with both hands, stood in front of the two of them with a half-smile and said, "Who do you say is Robert Cliffs?"

"I'm sorry... I made a mistake..." Yin Shi replied weakly with a trembling voice.

"Are you Sylvester Stallone? Please sign for me..." Hasegawa said in a low voice.

After crushing the two telescopes with bare hands, A Miao directly grabbed the two of them, "Aren't they the same?!"

While shouting like this, he threw Gintoki and Hasegawa into the swimming pool at the same time.

Yinshi, whose head was down, choked on a mouthful of water, then struggled to stand up, and grabbed something in a hurry. Of course... Hasegawa too.

Coincidentally, Gintoki's hand happened to grab Kubei's... chest swimsuit sitting on the bank with twin ponytails, and at the same time, Hasegawa's hand grabbed Kubei's thigh.

The air... freezes.

Seeing Kubei who was blushing in front of him and trembling slightly because of shame and anger, Gintoki whispered with sweat all over his face: "So...so that's the case, it is indeed Paul Mann..."

A second later, Kubei immediately jumped up, grabbed the two of them and threw them into the swimming pool with force, and was slammed into the iron fence in the swimming pool. Gintoki and Hasegawa smashed the iron fence. It was smashed, and the two of them screamed out a mouthful of blood at the same time...

Kubei hugged his knees, squatted on the ground and sobbed, "That's why I said don't come, swimsuits, swimming pools..."

"Xiao Jiu..." A Miao hurriedly patted her head to comfort her, and then yelled angrily at Yinshi and Hasegawa who were floating on the water with blue veins and white eyes: "What have you two bastards done! Do you really want to court death!"

"This is a misunderstanding!" Gintoki, who was covered in blood, stood up and defended slowly, "We are just patrolling as lifeguards!"

The person next to Yinshi is holding his shoulders and his head is covered with blood.

I don't know if it's because of the pain or fear. Hasegawa was trembling all over. By the pool, there were several children who gathered together because of the scene in front of them, trembling and frightened.

"Shut up! Nosebleeds are coming out! You perverts!" A Miao yelled angrily.

"What about nosebleeds? It's all because of you, so we're covered in blood!" Gintoki argued, "Besides, this is a children's pool. Adults are not allowed to swim!"

A Miao, who was comforting Jiubingwei who was hugging her and buried her in front of her chest, retorted with bursting veins, "That's okay! Because Xiaojiu said he can't swim, that's why I came to contact you!"

As she said that, A Miao gently rubbed Jiubingwei's head, and comforted softly: "I'm sorry, Xiaojiu, it's all because I insisted on bringing you here that you will be hurt..."

Jiubingwei, who was rubbing against A Miao's chest, with a subtle expression on his face, shook his head slightly.

"Xiao Jiu is subtly very happy!" Yinshi tried to complain, "He is enjoying the situation to the fullest while taking advantage of the chaos!"

"I can't take it anymore!" As she said, A Miao stretched out her hand and grabbed the clothes of Hasegawa and Gintoki at the same time, "I'm going to take you to the police, that's the fastest way!"

"I said it was a misunderstanding!" Yin Shi shouted while struggling.

At this moment, Kondo, holding the camera in his hand and wearing a snorkeling mask and snorkel, came out of the water, held a very refreshing and straightforward smile, and shouted with a thumbs up: "A Miao Miss! It's my turn to play! The evidence has been perfectly recorded by the video recorder! It can be arrested as an active criminal!"

"Arrest you!!" A Miaobai roared angrily, flying over with both feet at the same time, not only the camera, but even Kondo might have been trampled.

"Young master!" Dongcheng, who was dressed the same as Kondo, got up from the water with a camera in one hand and a thumbs up in the other, "The evil deeds of that policeman just now have been perfectly recorded! In this way, the stalker will be able to It will disappear, the battle is successful!"

"I don't remember ever planning that kind of battle!!" Jiu Bingwei shouted angrily and kicked Dongcheng into the water with his camera.

"Great, Yinsang~" Wearing a white swimsuit, the little ape, who was almost in the same outfit as the two in front, emerged from the water holding a camera and shouted excitedly: "I finally recorded it, Yinsang side tits...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Only you don't want to do what you said!!" Yin Shi kicked over and roared with white eyes.

Looking at the three Kondo people who were buried head down in the swimming pool, and the blood gradually spreading from around the three people, several children scrambled to the shore as if fleeing.

"Another guest has escaped! Wait!" Seeing this, Hasegawa shouted hastily.

Just after finishing speaking, a little girl's voice came from the side.

"Look, there are bloody people there too."

Hasegawa looked in the direction the little girl pointed, and saw a person in a blue and white striped one-piece swimsuit lying face down on the water without moving, and there was a lot of blood around him.

"Hey! Hold on!" Hasegawa hurriedly ran over, "What's going on! Finally even the dead appeared!"

"Hah!" Gui stood up from the water, held up the fish he had stuck in with his right hand, and shouted to Elizabeth who was digging wood to make fire on the bank: "I caught it! Hahahahaha...Elizabeth, make a fire quickly, today Dinner tonight…”

Before he could finish speaking, Gui was knocked away by Jiang Cheng, Yueyong, Kagura, and Xinbachi who slid down the slide on the same surfboard, and the harpoon in his hand was instantly dropped.

"How is it? Is it fun?" Jiang Cheng, who got ashore safely, gave a thumbs up with the surfboard in his hands, and said to Yue Yong who was beside him.

"Well... so-so..." Yue Yong blushed slightly, turned her face away and responded in a low voice.

"It's so exciting! Added lubricating fluid, it feels like real surfing!" Xin Bachi said with a smile.

"Really?" Jiang Cheng smiled.

"This time I want to skate Alu alone!" Kagura snatched the surfboard from Jiang Cheng's hand and rushed out first.

"Hey! You're so cunning! Kagura-chan!" Xin Baji hurriedly chased after him, "It's more fun when everyone plays together!"

"Jiang Cheng sama! Come with me this time!" For some reason, the members of Baihua, whose bodies were covered in lubricating fluid, walked over with their surfboards in their arms.

"Didn't everyone say that you can just apply lubricating fluid under the surfboard?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.

"It's ready! Jiang Cheng sama!" Ge Ye, who didn't know when he had recovered, came over with his surfboard in his arms.

"Me too!" With a mace in one hand and a surfboard in the other, the horn on his head... It should be that Ge Ye healed Waidao Wan also walked over.

"Jiangcheng sama is our thing!" A group of Baihua girls shouted one after another, looking at Ge Ye and Wai Dao Wan with unfriendly expressions.

"When did I become an object?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.

"Jiang Cheng sama~ You just said that you just need to apply the lubricating fluid on the bottom, and they have already... ah!"

Before Ge Ye could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng kicked him away again.

"Jiang Cheng sama, you can apply it wherever you want." Waidaomaru, who had already been lying in the bedding at some point, pointed to a bucket of lubricating fluid beside him and said, "Sprinkle! Come on!"

It was another blow and kick, and the Wai Dao Wan wrapped in the bedding was kicked and flew tens of meters away.

"Really, the level is too low," a young lady Baihua twitched her lips in disdain, "That method is left over from our play!"

"That's right, it's completely incomparable with us~"

"For people of this level, let's go home honestly~"

Jiang Cheng: ...

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Half an hour later, Hasegawa, who was sitting on the bench and saw that there were no more customers except acquaintances, lowered his head and sighed, "It has become a state of being reserved by idiots. It's a rare peak season..." High-speed text hand typing Possibly this fake Gintama chapter list