Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Why can I meet you guys in a place like this..."

Looking at Gintoki and Kagura standing in front of the convenience store counter, Jiang Cheng looked disgusted.

"Ah, Jiang Chengsang!" Xin Baji quickly put down the mop in his hand and walked over, "What an adventure, to meet him in a place like this."

"Ah, what an adventure..."

"Actually, I was asked by Hasegawa-san. Originally this was his job, but it seemed that he suddenly had to go out for some personal matters, so he entrusted us with the job and let us look after the store for him for a day." Shinpachi replied.

"Ah, are you sure this store can still be intact before he comes back..."

As he said this, Jiang Cheng looked at Kagura who was heating the customer's jump in the microwave.

"Probably..." Xin Bajia replied with black lines on his head.

At this moment, Xinbaji turned his head and suddenly saw a person sneaking in front of the shelves.

"I asked you, what are you doing?" Xin Baji walked over and grabbed the hand that wanted to steal something, "Let me see your waist, did you just steal something?"

"What are you doing! Who stole your stuff..." The thief turned his head as he spoke, but the next moment, he froze, "Xin... Xinjiang..."

And the same goes for Shinpachi, "Ta...Takajin! (Takajin!)"

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Convenience store lounge.

"Takaya Hachibei, sixteen years old, the same age as Shin Hachi. Don't you feel shy? Your mother is going to cry!" Gintoki stood in front of the table and looked at the thief in front of him. , and at the same time looked at the stolen goods found on Gao Wu’s body on the table: several bottles of hair restorer.

"Besides, why do you need so many hair restorers? Don't worry, you are very stylish. Have some confidence in yourself!"

"How can it be that I use it all for myself!" Gao Wu retorted.

"What are you doing? You can't eat it as a meal! Are you going to make [Refreshing Hair Growth Serum Rice Bowl]?!"

"Gao Zai, why would you do such a thing?" Xin Baji asked with his head lowered, "Gao Zai, you would never do such a thing before..."

"That's so long-winded! How many years do you think it's been?" Gao Wu glanced at Xin Bajia, and then said disdainfully, "I'm no longer the Gao Zai you knew before! That's enough, the yamen is also everywhere. Okay, it doesn’t matter where you want to take me. You can kill or chop me up as you please, Hun Dan.”

At this time, Jiang Cheng and Kagura were hiding outside the door and eavesdropping.

"Hey, Kagura-chan, is that hairstyle really cool?" Jiang Cheng asked in a low voice.

"I don't know about Aru, but I've seen a lot of French bun hairstyles recently." Kagura replied.

"French bread? I always thought it was a [beep--], but it turned out to be French bread!" Jiang Cheng exclaimed, "Why do you think they put a French bread on their heads?"

"Probably... to eat aru when I'm hungry!"

"Souga, so that's what it is!"

"Hey, you two are so loud that everyone can hear you!" Gintoki walked to the door, opened it and said to the two of them.

…

"Hey, hey, does it really matter if you let that guy go?" Jiang Cheng said while eating a bowl of cup noodles.

"Ah..." Xinbaji lowered his head, not knowing what he was thinking.

"If you care that much, just catch up and have a look." Jiang Cheng continued, "Treat him as a friend."

"Jiang Chengsang, speaking of [Wu Liu Du Yu], they are really the worst group of bastards here." Xin Baji raised his head and said slowly, "Fighting and stealing are as casual as eating, and Gao Zai actually joined That kind of..."

"So, don't we still have you as a friend?" Jiang Cheng finished his last mouthful and continued, "Isn't that what a so-called friend is? Wouldn't it be nice to stop him when he makes a mistake?"

Jiang Cheng then glanced at Gintoki who was doing nothing at the counter.

"Although I don't want to admit it, the silver-haired natural curly man and I are the same. We both know that no matter who makes a mistake and deviates from the track, the other person will stop him, even if he risks his life, he will pull the companion who went astray. Return to the original trajectory, so we can live well and live according to our own will."

"It's all my fault that Gao Zai became like that. It was because of me that he became like that. At the moment when he was most troubled..." Then, Xin Bajiu was about to fall into memories.

"That's it for the memories," Jiang Cheng clapped his hands and interrupted Xin Baji's memories. "The readers have objections because the memories take up too many words. If you insist on recalling them, please condense it into twenty words. Within.”

"..." Xin Baji was silent for a moment, then continued, "Youth is like a castle made of sand. It collapsed instantly just because of some trivial things. After that, due to the debts of the family, he soon stopped going there. I'm studying in private school. But I can fully imagine what Gao Zai's life will be like from now on. What should I do at that time? How can I save Gao Zai?"

"Hey, we don't know anything! Why did you go on without letting you recall it! What happened after that? We have no idea what happened!" Jiang Cheng complained.

"No, no, it definitely can't be done." From the side, Gintoki came over at some point and said.

"I can't do it, I can't do it." Kagura also nodded and held her head.

"I can't be your size! You have no idea what's going on!" Jiang Cheng shouted.

"Do you still have to guess at the embarrassing things you were embarrassed to say when you were in school? Like peeing your pants, or being asked by the teacher to answer some questions you don't know the answer to, etc.? Aren't these the most annoying things for elementary school students? ?" Gintoki said disapprovingly.

"Yes, it's a big one." Xin Bajia nodded.

"Suga, it's big," Jiang Cheng nodded, but then asked, "Huh? Big? What's big? Did you have a bowel movement? Did you shit your pants? Did you shit your pants in class?"

"At that time, I chose to turn a blind eye to Gao Zai who asked me for help..."

Jiang Cheng: "..."

"How could it be impossible?!" A Miao's voice suddenly sounded.

"Sister, when did you..." Xin Bajiu murmured as he looked at A Miao who didn't know when he would arrive.

"Just now, I heard everything you said." A Miao replied, and then looked at Xin Baji, who was a little depressed, "When a friend is crying, just cry with him. When a friend is distressed, just cry with him." Just hold your head and worry together, and when your friend relieves his big hand, you just need to relieve his big hand together, Shin-chan!"

"If you are truly a friend, you should be able to share any pain. Then," A Miao put down the lunch box in her hand and looked at Shinpachi again, "Shin-chan, when a friend goes astray, even if it means I won’t hesitate to lose this friendship! We must bring him back! This is the friendship that a true samurai pursues!”

"Sister..." Shinpachi shouted and then looked at Gintoki, "I'm sorry, store manager, there is something personal, please allow me to leave early!"

"Wait a minute," A Miao shouted at this time, and opened her lunch box, "The condolence items have become practice items. In short, let's eat before setting off! I have challenged a new cuisine this time. ! Juicy egg rolls!”

Everyone looked at the dark substance and didn't know what to say.

"It is indeed a practical product, where are you going to send us! A hellish practical product?!" Gintoki yelled.

"Well, I've just eaten a lot of cup noodles, and I'm very full now. I can't bear this anymore." Jiang Cheng pointed at the dozens of empty cup noodles next to him and swallowed his saliva.

"Ara, how can that kind of thing be nutritious?" A Miao covered her mouth and said, "Jiang Chengsang, at least have another piece of egg."

"Ah, there's really no need. I'm really full now. I'll try again next time I have a chance..."

Before Jiang Cheng finished speaking, A Miao pushed the lunch box towards Gintoki and Kagura, "Well, you must be very hungry now, right?"

"I just ate a lot of delicious bars, so I'm not hungry at all now Aru!" Kagura raised her hand first and pointed to the mountain of delicious bar packaging bags beside her.

"What about you?" A Miao looked at Gintoki.

"Me? Actually, I..." Before Gintoki could finish speaking, he was frightened by A Miao's aura. He turned around and ran away, saying as he ran, "I'll go buy a drink!"

"This is a convenience store. There are so many drinks there that it's almost rotten." A Miao turned her head and said with a smile.

But at this moment, Xin Bajiu walked out with his head lowered.

Looking at Shinpachi's back, Gintoki sighed and said, "Is it really okay? Everyone knows what the recent gangster will do, and I can't control it."

…

Jiang Cheng helped the customers in front of him skillfully check out and pack up, and after saying "Welcome to visit next time", he finally reacted.

Why am I doing this here? Jiang Cheng asked himself, why did they all run away and leave him, an irrelevant person, to look after the store? !

Jiang Cheng sighed and looked at Sadharu, who was sleeping obediently on his stomach, and smiled helplessly.

Forget it, just help them a little bit...

"Jingle Bell……"

"welcome!"

…

It wasn't until night that the scarred Shinbaji and Gaozai returned to the convenience store.

Seeing the two people holding hands, talking and laughing, Jiang Cheng couldn't help but feel a little emotional. At a certain moment, Jiang Cheng remembered a time in the past, when several people were talking and laughing like this, and they were also covered in injuries. .

"Hey," Gintoki's voice woke Jiang Cheng from his memories, "This is the reward."

With that said, Gintoki threw a can of Coke at Jiang Cheng.

Jiang Cheng took it and took a sip, then complained: "You guys are taking too much time. Besides, after I've been looking at the store for you for a long time, is it just a bottle of Coke?"

"Souda, Gintoki, you have always been so stingy," Gui said standing aside, "really, you are so stingy." As he said this, he walked aside and picked up a delicious stick, peeled it open and ate it.

"Hey! When did you come!" Gintoki shouted. "Hey, put your stuff down! Did you pay for it?! You can just eat for yourself. What do you think this place is?!"

"I just passed by and saw two old friends here. So..."

"So you are a ghost! Pay me money, Hundan!"

Seeing the two people quarreling, Jiang Cheng smiled, then cleared his throat and said...

"Hey, you two, do you want to go get a drink?"

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