Maybe a Fake Gintama

One day, in the afternoon.

Yoshihara, in Jiang Cheng's room, Jiang Cheng, who had just finished a game, suddenly received a call from Kagura...

"What? A monkey with a bell around its neck? What's that?" Jiang Cheng replied casually while staring intently at the monitor in front of him with his mobile phone under his shoulder.

"Anyway, now we need to find that monkey! That's the general's nephew's pet!" Yinshi's voice was tinged with anxiety.

"So you... do you like things with bells? Pets and owners... There are stores like Yoshihara, but I won't give you a discount."

"Listen to me carefully! Now all of us are trapped in the phone booth! There are a large group of monkeys throwing poo at us outside!" Gintoki shouted, "Anyway, hurry up and write down that for me The name of a stinky monkey!"

"Hey, you say."

"Your Excellency Yinshi, let me talk to Your Excellency Jiang Cheng." Dongcheng's voice suddenly came from the other end of the phone: "Well, Your Excellency Jiang Cheng, please write it down carefully, this is related to the reputation of the Yagyu family..."

Before Dong Cheng could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng hung up the phone and threw it aside.

hum...

Looking at the vibrating mobile phone beside him, Jiang Cheng finally picked it up, but before he could speak, Dongcheng's voice came from the mobile phone first.

"Shou Zhiwu · Shou Zhiwu · Shit Thrower · Xiaoxin's underwear the day before yesterday · Xinbaji's life · Balmonk · Fezarion Isaac · Schonida One third of pure love and the remaining three The second part is the feeling of caring about the thorns. I know that the betrayal that cannot be escaped can actually be escaped. Traveling away from home. Squid fried. Bonito. Fish roe. My own cesspool. The strip is Chi Nai catfish, the hot oil, the male, the palace king, the king of Kimura Emperor 呸 呸 呸 呸 呸 呸 呸 呸 呸 呸 呸 小 呸 呸 呸 呸 呸 呸!

(Note: "One-Third Pure Love", singer SIAMSHADE, ED6 of the animated version of "Rurouni Kenshin". "The Inescapable Betrayal": Hotaru Odagiri's famous Tanmei manga, adapted into an animation broadcast in April 2010 The paragraph "Leaving home——(Chino) bonito" is a word solitaire. "Chino bonito": Japanese comedian. "Xiongdi—bah": DQ2 classic resurrection mantra.)

"Well, Yueyue, there is a cosplay shop here called... that... Shou..." Jiang Cheng turned his head and asked Yue Yong, who arrived at the door who didn't know when to arrive, "Uh...what's going on...well, don't care Anyway, is there a wandering girl named Smelly Monkey?"

"I didn't remember a single word in the end!" Gintoki on the other end of the phone roared,

"And you're still talking about the girl! You're still talking about the girl at this moment! Please stop it, you bastard!"

"How could you girl have such a name?" Yue Yong clasped her hands, snorted softly and glanced at Jiang Cheng strangely.

"That's it, you probably misremembered the store." Jiang Cheng replied casually to the phone, "Goodbye..."

"Hey! Wait for me! Give the phone to that woman! If you pick it up, I won't be able to remember this name for the rest of my life!" Gintoki shouted again.

"I really can't help it," Jiang Cheng shrugged, and then threw the phone at Yue Yong without looking back, "Yueyue, please."

"Why do I have to do such a troublesome thing?" Yue Yong looked at the mobile phone in his hand and said with a look of disgust, but he said so, and finally put the mobile phone to his ear, "Moxi Moxi ..."

two minutes later...

"Life limit life limit no life limit no shit thrower The day before yesterday Xiaoxin's underwear Xinbaji's life Balmonc Fezarion Isaac Schonida Two-thirds pure love and the remaining one-third is caring The feeling of flesh thorns..." After speaking, Yueyong stopped and let out a doubtful sound, "What? Pure love is one-third? What about two-thirds? Wait a minute, that... the underwear just now, who found that is When is it coming?"

"Basically, it's always stuck..." Yin Shi's voice just finished, and Xin Baji's noisy voice came from the phone again.

"Give me just enough! Give me your phone!" Xinbaji roared, and then said again: "Miss Yueyong, it's Shou Jianwu, Shou Jianwu, Shit Thrower, Xiaoxin's underwear from the day before yesterday, Xinba Haw's life Balmonk Fezarion Isaac Schneider One-third pure love and the other two-thirds caring about thorny feelings I know that the betrayal that cannot be escaped can actually be escaped Leaving home Going out · Squid Fried · Bonito · Caviar · Own cesspool · (Ikeno) bonito · This bonito is different from the one just now. Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, little shit pill!"

"I know, Shouxianwu, Shouxianwu, Shit Throwing Machine, Xiaoxin's underwear the day before yesterday, Xinbaji's life, Balmonk, Fezarion, Isaac, Schonida, one-third innocent The remaining two-thirds of the relationship is the feeling of caring about the thorn. I know that the betrayal that cannot be escaped can actually be escaped. Traveling away from home... Eh? What is the solitaire here?"

"It's a trip away from home, fried squid, bonito, fish roe, home-made cesspool, (Ikeno) bonito!"

"Wouldn't it be repeated then?" Yue Yong wondered, "The ending is bonito too."

"No, that's what I said, but this bonito is different from the one just now..."

"Oh, I see," Yue Yong nodded, "Shou Xianwu, Shou Xianwu, Shit Thrower, Xiaoxin's underwear from the day before yesterday, Xin Baji's life, Balmonk, Fezarion Isaac One-third of Schneider's innocent feelings and the other two-thirds are feelings that care about fleshy thorns. I know that betrayal that cannot be escaped can actually be escaped. Traveling away from home. Fried squid Ikeno) Bonito. This bonito is different from the one just now. This is Ikeno bonito. Spicy oil Xiongdi Palace King Kimura Emperor Bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah

"No! There's one bah missing, it should be bah bah bah bah bah..." Xin Baji's voice stopped abruptly.

"Moxi Moxi? How many bah?" Yueyong asked on the phone, but after waiting for a few seconds, she didn't hear any sound. Only then did Yueyong realize that the phone had been hung up.

...

Looking at Yue Yong who put the mobile phone on his table, Jiang Cheng stopped his hands, raised his head and asked Xiang Yue Yong: "Is it over?"

"I don't know." Yue Yong replied casually, "What did you say about Xin Baji's underwear stained with shit... I didn't hear it very clearly."

"Is it really indifferent to say this kind of thing?" Jiang Cheng had a weird expression on his face, "It's hard to re-serialize, and let the readers imagine something extraordinary from the beginning. But then again, after resting for so long, Do you have any good ideas for re-serialization? Yueyue? After all, readers who have been looking forward to it for so long...no, maybe not looking forward to it, have a refreshing feeling..."

"Indeed..." Yue Yong squeezed her chin, folded her arms with one hand and nodded, "After all, such a long time has passed. Although it may only be a few days in reality, it has been a long time for us here, and we need to find a way Let the readers know about our recent situation..."

"Since then... on the toilet all the time."

"Hey, what did you say all of a sudden? Kill you, stinky woman." Jiang Cheng complained with contempt.

"Since then... the head has been in the toilet."

"Why am I getting worse and worse?"

"Since then... have not been able to rush down."

"Enough is enough!" Jiang Cheng roared.

"Then, how about this?" Sunlun, who was pushed into the room by Qingta at some point, put up an index finger and said with a smile, "Let everyone have a refreshing feeling, leave it to me, Jiang Chengsang, Yueyue."

"Anyway, don't go too far." Jiang Cheng reminded.

"Since then, five years have passed..."

"Wait!!" Jiang Cheng quickly raised his hand to stop him, "Time flies too fast! What the hell is going on in five years! There is no such thing in Miss Conch's mode!"

"That man and that woman also had a five-year-old child! But... at this moment, a new crisis suddenly appeared! The Shintian who snatched the child turned out to be that man's own brother!"

"Sounds...very familiar..." Jiang Cheng pinched his chin and murmured.

"From my brother's mouth, I learned that in half a year, another two men of the same race will come to attack the earth and grab the beads that can grant wishes, so after sacrificing myself and defeating my brother, the man started in another world. A new practice!"

"It feels more and more familiar..."

"At the same time, the man's companions also came to the temple to start a new practice under the guidance of God! Half a year later, the man who was revived by his companions with the seven beads used the skills he learned in another world"Kai Wang Fist "defeated two celestial beings who reached Earth!"

"Hey! It's definitely Dragon Ball!!"

"However, the crisis has not been resolved! Next, there are new powerful enemies and adventures for men! The emperor of the universe: Frieza! Terrifying man-made humans! Resurrected demons! However, men are not afraid! On the contrary, these powerful Enemies excite him!"

"Oh! I'm Jiang Cheng, I'm so cool... so tall!!" Jiang Cheng hugged his head and roared, "What are these things! This kind of thing is not good! You will definitely be complained !"

"However, it's more fresh, isn't it?" Hinata said with squinted eyes and a smile, "And you can also add new elements such as super peace people and beads that can fulfill people's wishes."

"That can only be regarded as plagiarism!" Jiang Chengbai complained angrily, "And didn't the fighting clan already exist? Didn't the artificial human already exist?! For the devil, the idiot prince changed his clothes basically It’s exactly the same! By the way...Even if it doesn’t need to be added, this work is full of Dragon Ball elements! It’s terrible! It’s really terrible——!”

After finishing speaking, Jiang Cheng raised his head, pointed his eyes at the camera seriously, but then he narrowed his eyes and grinned: "Anyway! "Maybe this fake Gintama Z" will start again! All of us are cool, cool, suzo ! Bitter night Lucy!"

As soon as the words fell, Jiang Cheng, who had two kunai pierced on his forehead for some reason, rolled his eyes and fell down.

"Please... please take care of me." Yue Yong slightly nodded to Qingqing.

"Please take care of me!" Haruta smiled happily at the camera, comparing the scissorhands.

"Please take care of me." Sun Lun squinted and said with a smile.

Anyway, it’s reopening like this, please continue to take care of it...

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