Maybe a Fake Gintama

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"Why are you ignoring us!" the little ape shouted angrily, gnashing his teeth with white eyes.

"That is to say! Is it okay to die before seeing the cuteness of the young master?!" Dong Cheng, with veins on his forehead, was indignant.

"I... I... That..." Yue Yong pretended to be calm with one hand around her chest, and the other hand was holding the cigarette rod, but even though she was pretending, her face was completely red, and her voice was trembling, "...Darling said that …to participate in…”

"It's enough, Yueyue, you've worked hard." Little Ape showed a rare soft expression and patted Yueyong's shoulder, comforting him softly.

At this time, all the judges lit up their score cards at the same time... well, no surprises, all zero points.

"Well, it's all zero points." The host said again.

"We haven't done anything!" Yin Shibai retorted angrily.

"No, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look cute." A middle-aged man with a bun muttered while pinching his chin.

At this time, perhaps only Jiang Cheng noticed the fleeting disappointment in Yue Yong's eyes.

"Stop joking!" Yinshi clenched his fists and looked angrily at the judges, "Why do you think I am participating in this disgusting conference!"

"Then let me ask you the other way around, do you really want to date Pingzi?" The judge crossed his hands, narrowed his eyes slightly, and asked Yinshi in a flat tone.

"No, that's hard to say..." Yinshi was a little stuck for a while, "Anyway, I want to enter the final..."

"Do you really love Pingzi?!" another judge asked.

In an instant, several black lines ooze from the corners of Yinshi's eyes, and with the corners of his mouth curled up, he glanced at Pingzi behind him with disgust, then stood up straight, and after a few seconds of silence, he forced himself to lie loudly: "When...of course Love it! You bastard!"

As soon as Yinshi's words came out, the audience fell silent, and everyone present showed a very shocked expression, with their mouths half-opened, staring blankly at Yinshi.

"Yinshi...you..." Jiang Cheng opened his eyes wide with disbelief.

Yin Shi, who also noticed the change in the atmosphere, looked around for a week, and at the same time complained in his heart: [Huh? Wait a minute, why is the atmosphere so serious all of a sudden? Why is this the only one that is truly understood? 】

Saying that, Yinshi glanced at the little ape who for some reason turned his face away showing resignation, Yue Yong who was patting the little ape's shoulder to comfort him, and Dongcheng who was crying silently for some reason.

[Why do you seem unwilling? Why the face of recognition? Why are you crying? 】

Gintoki had already begun to doubt life, but then he thought of something again, twitching the corners of his eyes and mechanically turning his head back to look at Hirako.

Hirako, who accidentally glanced at Gintoki, quickly turned his face away, and at the same time, his face blushed unconsciously.

"I... didn't feel happy..."

[You are blushing! ! 】Yin Shi's constipated face was already covered with cold sweat, and at the same time he prayed in his heart, 【Stop it! Please! Stop this atmosphere quickly! 】

"I understand." The host nodded, and said again, "Since you have said so, please come and prove your words. Hirako group's date location is—Dream City (LOVE World)! "

(Boyfriend's perspective) Looking at the love hotel in front of him, Yinshi felt bad all of a sudden, and his expression was completely frozen.

【Immediately... Immediately come to the official duel? ! ] Yinshi slandered in his heart, and then spittled and protested loudly towards the judges: "Wait for me! There is an amusement park and a zoo in front, why are we the only gymnasium?!"

【Come on, let me see your brilliant tricks. 】 Sougo raised the corners of his mouth and smiled badly.

"Which brilliant move?" Yinshi crazily complained.

【Climb up, come here...】Xin Baji helped the eyes on his face,

When looking down at Yin Shi condescendingly, the corners of his mouth curled up at the same time.

"How could it be possible to climb up! It's the bottom layer! It's in the cesspit!"

"What are you afraid of! Ah Zhang!" Kondo, who was cosplaying a one-eyed boxing coach, gritted his teeth and shouted, "Let everyone see your fastest left hook in the world!"

"What's a left uppercut?" Yin Shi's face burst into blue veins instantly, and he frowned and tried to complain, "Don't talk about straightening, it's so soft at all! You can't see "Tomorrow" at all! "

At this time, Dongcheng took the lead to operate the game console in his hand, and at the same time blushed slightly and murmured: "Let me reveal the shameful appearance of the young master in this kind of place, that... that... so exciting Bar!"

"No. 311 is the first to act!" The host continued his old business.

On the big screen (boyfriend’s perspective), Dong Cheng, who was standing in front of the love hotel, bit his thumb and acted coquettishly to Pinghei in front of him like a child: “Young Master~ My diaper is so itchy~ I want to go Where can I change it~"

Looking at Dongcheng, who was constantly pulling Heibei like a baby, Gintoki complained with a look of contempt: "Very well, you should change your mind compared to diapers."

"As expected of a couple who are used to playing with babies, they passed the first hurdle easily..."

Before the host finished speaking, there was a sudden change on the screen, and Heibingwei shook off Dongcheng's hand impatiently.

"Really, can you please stop in moderation?" Heihei looked impatiently at Dongcheng who had a constipated expression in front of him, "We don't play for real, if I don't restrain myself, I will call the store manager. "

"Oh! What's going on here? Hirai who thought he was his girlfriend is just Hirako from Hirako Salon!"

"What is Hirako Salon?! Why go to a store after you've gone into the game?! That idiot!"

At this time, Heibing on the screen took out his mobile phone and dialed the store manager's number without any explanation and put it to his ear, "Moshi Moshi, I'm being stalked by a strange customer now..."

Panicked, Dongcheng quickly raised three fingers and begged, "Ah, wait! I...I'll add another 30,000!"

"Store manager, here it is." Hebei waved at the store manager who rushed over.

"Don't call the store manager! Please don't call the store manager!"

Dongcheng begged loudly, but it was too late, the store manager wearing sunglasses had already arrived at the door of the hotel and entered the battle mode.

Looking at the big screen that suddenly turned into a fighting game, Gintoki complained again: "Why did you start a fighting game without authorization!"

"No. 311 entered the battle with the store manager!" The host explained, "In this case, we must first defeat the branch store manager, then the head store manager and the president, and we will not be able to return to the date until the final boss Frieza is defeated! "

As soon as the host finished speaking, Dongcheng on the screen was filled with serum and emptied of HP by the store manager, commonly known as... a complete victory!

"It's completely changed into another game!" Yinshi complained again.

"Hey, as expected, Hirako is the worst. It's a good thing he can associate with that kind of girl." A virgin with glasses and bucktooth wearing cat ear jewelry spoke with disgust.

Looking at the group of virgins who aroused anger because of Pingzi, the host once again shouted passionately: "The impression of Pingzi is getting worse and worse!"

"Stop joking!" The little ape who was one step ahead of Yueyong began to control the game console in his hand, "Don't confuse my Pingsang with that kind of Pingsang!"

"At this time, No. 294 is acting, the Hirako couple who forcibly turned Hirako into a boyfriend!"

Looking at the little ape who forcibly transformed Pingzi into Pingsang, resulting in the DQ of the entire game screen and operation, Jiang Cheng was speechless for a while.

Fortunately, after just a few minutes, the little ape was defeated by the store manager.

"Let's... let's do it too." Yue Yong's hand holding the game console was still trembling slightly, her eyes gradually changed into mosquito-repellent coils, her pretty face was completely red, needless to say.

"No. 233 and the boyfriend couple who also transformed Hirako into Heisei are leaving!" The host explained again, but...

five minutes later……

"Hey? What's the matter...stopped? Is it a malfunction? It stopped at the hotel entrance, and it stopped for five minutes. It's not good. If it takes more than five minutes, it will attract the attention of the security guard! It's already calling! The security guard is already shouting The store manager is here!"

Another two minutes later...

"Then... that, next time... I will definitely win next time..." Yueyong glanced evasively at Heisei who could do nothing but squint and smile, "Yes... right?"

Accompanied by the music at the end of the battle, the host simply announced the result: "Only the last group is left!"

"Wait for me." Jiang Cheng held up the sign that said "Mind - 100P", and said, "What is over? No, I haven't lost yet."

"It's Jiang Cheng from the harem group! Jiang Cheng from the harem group raised objections and gave 100 points!"

"You..." Yue Yong looked at Jiang Cheng in disbelief.

"Although there are many things I want to say, what I want to say the most is..." Jiang Cheng put down the sign in his hand, scratched his head at the same time, and looked at the host, "Can this boring game be stopped? What? My wife is the No. 1 Martial Arts Association in the world? What is this disgusting tournament? There is no such disgusting tournament in reality. After all, what are you guys competing for? The charm of your own wife?"

"That, Jiang Cheng?" The host called out cautiously.

"Shut up," Jiang Cheng glanced at the host coldly, and then said again, "Ah, it's so troublesome that you actually came to such a disgusting conference for such a thing, your own girlfriend's charm contest? Someone else A contest where you criticize your girlfriend and still happily accept it? Is that so? Shin Hachi? Sogo-kun?"

As he said that, Jiang Cheng glanced at Shin Hachi and Sougo on the stage, and then at the audience, "And you, there should be a limit to innocence, right? Why don't you have girlfriends? Because of your disgusting thoughts, because you start to dislike your own girlfriend because you see the charm of other people's girlfriends, and then... point fingers at other people's girlfriends... Hey, hey, a little bit of moderation, you guys... really understand what it means Girlfriend?"

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