Maybe a Fake Gintama

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Jiang Cheng saluted Elizabeth straightly and put up his writing board: "Understood!"

But the next moment...

"I know your size!!" Arusha Bai and Yueyong Shabai kicked Jiang Cheng aside with their eyes white at the same time.

"Ugh! What are you doing?!" Jiang Cheng spat out a mouthful of blood instantly, but after seeing clearly the scenery under Fujiko's leather holster on his head, he immediately changed his attitude and showed a look of surprise, "What Xia Ya said was unexpectedly It’s true! The driver inside actually has no clothes on!”

"Yes, what Char said is indeed true," Shinpachi complained with disdain, "There are also a bunch of disgusting tentacles coming out of the pocket on the crotch of the machine to harass female soldiers."

Hearing the sound, Fujiko held up his leather case and crossed his legs with a melancholy look on his face: "I really don't want to admit it. This is a mistake I made because I was too young..."

"Are you coming too?!" Shinpachi rolled his eyes and complained crazily again with his veins popping out.

"Please don't mind this kind of thing," Jiang Cheng, who looked up without blinking, comforted very gently, "Human beings always repeat the same mistakes. But it doesn't matter, even though you keep making mistakes, But I believe that one day mankind will be able to find the right path from these mistakes. So, without further ado, let’s find a place to make mistakes again and regret it. That regret will definitely become a guide for us. A beacon on the road…”

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng covered his eyes again and rolled on the ground in pain, "Eyes! Eyes! My eyes! Yueyue! You plotted against me!"

Yue Yong, who was the culprit of all this, just retracted his fingers, then folded his hands and snorted softly and turned his face away, the contempt for Jiang Cheng in his eyes seemed to be real.

"It's not over yet!" Shinbachi gritted his teeth and roared, "After playing so many tricks, even if I could have gotten away with it, it's hard to tell now!"

"New Bachi-kun! At this time, why do you still have this attitude?!" The resurrected Jiang Cheng stood up and complained with a solemn expression, "This is war! We are fighting against the evil people on earth. A war between us!"

"Although I am a little surprised that the position is so firm, let's go against it! 100% go against it!" Xin Bajiu complained wildly, "Why did you stand on their side in an instant?! Please correct your position! "

"Set up your position? Who do you think I am?" Jiang Cheng folded his hands and laughed, "Oh, wow! (I'm the naughty waiter!)"

(Note: The original words are, Oh, wow! (I am Gundam)) From the 19th episode of "Mobile Suit Gundam 00", as a rare middle school boy in the Gundam series, in Setsuna's heart, Gundam It is a symbol of maintaining peace and the existence he aspires to be)

"I told you not to play anymore!!" At the same time as Xin Baji roared, Arusha Bai rolled his eyes and roared at Jiang Cheng and kicked him again.

After screaming, Jiang Cheng, who was kicked ten meters away, struggled to raise his head and murmured with blood in the corner of his mouth: "The warriors of Lianpeng... are simply monsters..."

After saying that, Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and fell to the ground without making any sound.

"This person... is hopeless." Xin Bajia complained silently.

Kagura, who suddenly thought of something, turned around, looked at Fujiko with a puzzled face and said, "But having said that, uncle Aru was standing in front of Xiaoyi just now, and what happened at the dinner party, could it be that Did Xiaoyi say that he has discovered us, Alu?"

"He used to be very good at work, but very slow in this aspect," Fujiko replied casually. "He couldn't even notice that his girlfriend's ribbon had changed colors."

"Men are all like this, they're just a bunch of idiots who don't notice anything." Yue Yong said coldly.

"Yes~" Fujiko sighed,

He echoed with feigned annoyance.

"No, it's strange that someone would know this!" Xin Baji retorted, "It's probably more difficult than the smart Wally!"

"That's it, then even if Shinpachi changes his skin color, he won't be discovered." Kagura narrowed her eyes with a smile on her face.

"You'll find it!" Shinbaji rolled his eyes and complained with all his strength, "Just because Shinbaji is protruding, he should have discovered it!"

"Now is not the time to talk about this." Fujiko looked at Yue Yong Sabai and Arusha Bai in front of him with a serious expression and warned, "In short, being able to sneak in here is a good opportunity. I will try my best to think of ways to destroy the stubborn servant. You can discuss with those four idiots how to weaken the driver and vanguard."

With that said, Fujiko turned around, waved, and left briskly with duck paws.

"Be careful, Sister Fuji~" Kagura waved to Fujiko.

"Then next, Jiang Chengsang, you heard what Gin Sang just said..." As he said that, Xin Baji turned his head and looked at Jiang Cheng and Gintoki's group, but...

"Oka~Oka~that one," Jiang Cheng pointed at a naughty waiter on the side, saliva dripping from the corner of his mouth, and shouted excitedly towards Yue Yong with stars in his eyes, "Can I take that one home? "

"Is now the time to talk about that?!" Yue Yong complained crazily, "Who is your Oka~?!"

"I will feed him responsibly! I will also take him for a walk in the park every day seriously! Teach him not to defecate in the open! He will not bark when acquaintances come to the house! I will also take responsibility for the hair that falls on the ground. The cleaning... will definitely not cause any trouble to the family!" Jiang Cheng's eyes were filled with only excitement.

"If you say so..." Yue Yong frowned and thought, "Then there's nothing we can do..."

"Oduo-san said no, ahhhhh!!" Along with the roars of Shinbaji and Kagura, Arushabai kicked Jiang Cheng again and kicked him away.

Ignoring Jiang Cheng who was kicked ten meters away and rolled his eyes with his butt stuck out, Xinba sighed and looked at Yue Yong: "Miss Yue Yong, you should be more firm, why is he acting like a coquettish person?" Did you just agree?"

"Yueyue, men can't be pampered, Aru!" Kagura nodded, put one hand on his hip, and waved the other hand in front of his chest, saying seriously, "Today I just picked up a stray naughty boy, then tomorrow will be I picked up a stray woman, Alu!"

"What is a stray dog?!" Xin Bajiao complained, "I've never heard of it! Don't talk like a stray dog!"

"Rilum said before... that if a man has a reasonable request, he can satisfy him at least once out of three times." Yue Yong replied, "And he also said just now that he will be responsible for this wandering servant."

"I always feel... I don't know how to complain. I can't figure out whether Jiang Chengsang was fooled or loved." Xin Bajia pushed the air on the bridge of his nose and silently complained, "That's absolutely it. Are you treated like a child?"

"Men are still children no matter what age they are." Kagura waved her hand, shook her head slightly and sighed, "We can only rely on women like us to save the earth~"

"Hey——" Xin Bajia deliberately dragged out a long sound with an expressionless face, "That's really awesome——"

"Speaking of which, Shinyachi, can I take that wandering Dingchun 33 home, Aru?" Kagura asked, pointing to a certain windy machine.

"Aren't you the same?!" Xin Bajiu complained crazily again, "And have you even given a name?! Yin Sang, tell me about them..."

Before he finished speaking, after seeing what Gintoki and the others were doing, Shinpachi became expressionless again.

"Our loyal and brave Renpeng-kun warriors!" Gintoki stood in front of all the Renpeng-soldiers with a serious expression on his face, mobilizing for the war very seriously. "Now half of the residents of the earth have been soaked by our Elizabeth Rain and disappeared. On the other side of the writing board. That cloud floating above the earth is really proof of the justice of our lotus army! The remaining strength of the earth army that has suffered heavy losses is already a shell! To put it bluntly, It’s just rubbish!”

(Note: Gintoki’s words are a spoof of the last speech delivered by Kirien Zabi to the remaining sergeants gathered here before the first battle of A. Bawaku, after refusing to reconcile and kill his father.)

"It is said that people on earth have three important bags," Gui on the side took over and said while gesturing, "salary bag, mother's bag, and golden mother's bag. First...we must aim at the golden mother's bag to seal their actions. , then use their mothers as hostages, and finally seize their salary bags, which will definitely make them powerless!"

"See? It's reliable, right?" Jiang Cheng stood up at some point and came to Arusha Bai's side. He chuckled and said, "But having said that, I really miss this long-lost scene of pre-war mobilization. But at that time, I felt a little sleepy at times like this, ha~ just like now...ZZZ..."

Xin Baji's entire face turned completely black.

"On the battlefield, you can only rely on the shouts of your comrades," Sakamoto took Katsura's words and threw away the writing pad he took out. "Remember to throw away the writing board and shout support for each other. Also, you can only rely on your companions when going to the battlefield. For snacks worth less than 300 yuan, comrades around Jiang Cheng must protect the snacks in their arms! Remember!"

As he spoke, Sakamoto took out a large plastic bag again, "Last point, don't forget to bring the Gaelic (vomiting) bag used for MS..."

Before Sakamoto could finish speaking, Arusha Bai, who couldn't bear it anymore, kicked the three of them aside along with Katsura and Gintoki.

"Why do you want to make the people on earth powerless?!" Shinbaji glared at his big red eyes, with big veins popping out on his white-eyed face, and complained, "What are you here for?! Completely stand up. They are invading the earth!"

"Hit me!" Gintoki covered his face with an aggrieved look on his face, "Not even Brad has hit me!"

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