Maybe a Fake Gintama

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On the ski resort, Jiang Cheng, who had just completed a lap, ended with a super cool 360-degree low-altitude jump and stopped in front of Yue Yong.

"How's it going? Awesome, right?" Jiang Cheng picked up the skis and raised his eyebrows with a look of pride on his face.

"Super handsome! Jiang Chengsama!" A Baihua girl shouted excitedly while holding up her camera, "I just took a picture of it all! I also took a picture of the moment when I fell to the ground in the middle! I was rubbing my head. , Kang Sung-sama, who has tears in her eyes due to pain, is also super stylish!"

"Hey -" Yue Yong turned away with a disdainful expression and deliberately dragged out a long sound, mockingly saying, "That's really awesome~"

"Hey, delete that kind of photo!" Jiang Cheng reminded him expressionlessly, then he folded his hands and turned away and snorted, "It's normal for beginners to fall down once or twice in the beginning. It's happened. But you, it's even more incredible that you haven't set off after so long since you've been here."

As he said that, Jiang Cheng seemed to have suddenly thought of something, with a teasing look on his face, he raised his eyebrows and continued in a sinister tone: "Is it possible that Yueyue is afraid of falling so she doesn't dare to try it? Yeah, yeah, yeah~ Just Just like a primary school student~"

puff! (Sound of kunai entering the body)

Bah——! (sound of blood)

Plop! (Sound of someone falling to the ground)

"No," Yue Yong lowered her eyes and glanced at Jiang Cheng, who was lying face down on the snow, then raised her foot and stepped on Jiang Cheng's back before finally settling down, "I just didn't find the right one." It’s just a ski, but now I’ve found a ski that fits me perfectly.”

"Smelly woman, I will kill you one day..." Jiang Cheng struggled to raise his head and cursed softly.

…

"Relax your body a little bit," Jiang Cheng gently held Yue Yong's waist with one hand, and guided Yue Yong hand by hand on the skis with his other hand, "Spread your legs apart and bend your knees slightly, that's not right! You are too nervous. ! I told you to relax your body!"

"Relax your body, spread your legs..." Yue Yong adjusted her position little by little according to Jiang Cheng's words, then turned back and looked at Jiang Cheng with cold eyes, "Are you sexually harassing me?"

"Why can you think of that kind of thing? Is it because you are a Yoshihara woman?" Jiang Cheng complained speechlessly, and then curled his lips disdainfully, "Forget it, just don't want to accept the teaching, it's not bad anyway. , you’ll learn it after falling twice.”

After saying that, Jiang Cheng let go of the hand holding Yue Yong, but just as he let go, Yue Yong lost his footing and fell to the ground.

Plop!

Looking at Yue Yong who fell face down on the snow, Jiang Cheng couldn't help but burst into laughter, "Hahahaha... I asked you to force yourself. If it's your first time skiing, wouldn't it be better to choose double skis? Why do you have to do it? Are you forcing yourself to choose a veneer? Are you a fool? Hahahahaha... uh..."

Plop!

Yue Yong stood up and looked at Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the snow with a kunai stuck on the back of his head and still twitching from time to time. The contempt in his eyes was as real as the substance.

"This board looks good, I'll use it for practice." Yue Yong stepped on Jiang Cheng's back again, her legs slightly bent, and her feet slightly apart, "Let's go..."

"...You're so old! You stinky woman!" Jiang Cheng got up and said angrily.

"But the feeling just now would be easier to learn..." Yue Yong nodded and replied thoughtfully.

"Sorry, I like to be on top most of the time." Jiang Cheng raised his hand and refused, "I can't accept having a woman ride on my head. After all, I like to attack."

"What a coincidence. In fact, I am too." Yue Yong replied coldly.

"I'm sorry, actually I reject my colleagues." Jiang Cheng raised his hand with a regretful expression, shook his head and replied.

After a moment of silence, Yue Yong pretended to look over at the extremely happy Baihua members who were playing.

Looking at Yue Yong’s appearance,

Jiang Cheng sighed helplessly, and took a step forward to support Yue Yong's waist again: "There is no other way, I have to study hard this time."

Yue Yong, who blushed inexplicably, lowered her head and responded softly, then hurriedly posed under Jiang Cheng's guidance.

ten minutes later……

"I said... why do you always make mistakes?" Jiang Cheng complained with disdain, "Why can't you always learn simple postures?"

"Yes..." Feeling Jiang Cheng's thick-gloved hand on her waist, Yue Yong started to scramble again, then blushed and shouted, "It's all your fault!"

"Huh?!" Jiang Cheng became upset for a moment and replied angrily with his eyes rolled, "What did you say?! Smelly woman! Don't you have any gratitude to me for teaching you seriously?! Having said that, Aren't you the ones who pulled me out by playing such a prank on me?! Just stop it!"

"Shut up!" Yue Yong warned coldly, then turned to look at a man wearing sunglasses who was flying low on skis, "Is it really possible to ski to that level?"

"Okay." Jiang Cheng nodded, then raised his index finger and continued with a smile, "But it just requires some special methods. Yueyue, do you want to learn?"

"It doesn't matter if you learn...it doesn't matter." Yue Yong replied with a slight blush.

"Then, please look carefully." After saying that, Jiang Cheng reached out and picked up his skis, and at the same time made a projection shape towards the sky, "The first step is to pick up the skis like me."

"Isn't it stepped on?" Yue Yong was confused.

"Ah, that ordinary method won't work." As he said that, Jiang Cheng's expression changed instantly. He gritted his teeth and used all his strength to throw the ski in his hand toward the sky at an angle of 30 degrees. "The second step is to Throw the skis as hard as I do!”

"Hey, I feel like I'm getting further and further away from the theme of skiing!" Yue Yong complained with white eyes.

"The most important thing is the third step!" As he spoke, Jiang Cheng spread his feet slightly and bent his legs. "Stand up according to the posture I just taught you, and then..."

After that, Jiang Cheng jumped up hard to catch up with the skis flying in mid-air and stood firmly on it. Then he turned back again and raised his index finger with a smile and said, "Just jump off."

"What kind of nonsense is this?!" Yue Yong, who was standing behind Jiang Cheng and tugging on Jiang Cheng's scarf, complained wildly with white eyes, "Did you learn it from Tao Baibai?!"

"Loose... let go," Jiang Cheng tugged on his scarf, and while struggling, his expression turned ugly and he said, "Huh... I can't breathe, quickly... let go! I'm... going to suffocate..."

Two minutes later...

Jiang Cheng, who was kneeling on his skis, took a few deep breaths, then turned back to look at Yue Yong, "Huh... Huh... Huh... I almost died, what are you doing? Yueyue! Why are you saying that? On skis too? I’m not very good at this trick either, it’s very difficult for me to do it alone.”

"Let's not talk about this first..." Yue Yong pointed to the extremely fast skis under her body, "This... when can I stop?"

"When we catch up to General Lan..."

"Who is General Lan?"

"have no idea."

After a long moment of expressionless silence, Yue Yong once again pulled Jiang Cheng's scarf and roared with white eyes: "What should I do now?! If I can't stop, I won't be able to go down!"

"You followed up on your own!" Jiang Cheng argued angrily with his eyes white, "It has nothing to do with me! You followed up on your own! Why do you seem to say it's all my fault! And..."

After saying that, Jiang Cheng gave a thumbs up and winked, "Our speed is much faster than that person just now!"

"Is now the time to talk about this kind of thing?!" Yue Yong shouted with spittle, and then she started to shake Jiang Cheng vigorously, "Stop! Make it stop! Make it stop now!" !”

"Stop, stop! You're going to fall!" Jiang Cheng shouted quickly, "And it's so cold! It's me who's facing the cold wind in front! The most painful thing is how am I doing?"

Three minutes later again...

"Anyway, I didn't expect to encounter this kind of situation," Jiang Cheng, who was standing in front of the skis, turned back to Yue Yong and said, "Now we can only wait for it to stop on its own. Don't worry, According to this speed, it will stop after about one circle around the earth, very soon. Ah, it’s so cold..."

Yue Yong said something quietly at this time.

"Huh? What did you say?" Jiang Cheng turned around and asked Xiang Yueyong doubtfully, "Feng Da Tai, I didn't hear clearly."

"No, it's nothing. I just said that if it's really cold, you can turn... around." Yue Yong replied calmly.

"Oh, thank you." After saying that, Jiang Cheng turned around and looked at Yue Yong face to face, smiled and said with emotion, "But having said that, I didn't expect that the skis with rocket jets would be so powerful, hahaha... "

The moment she heard this, Yue Yong became expressionless, and then turned back to look at the flames still spraying under and behind the skis.

"It's all your fault!!!"

"What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng retorted without thinking, "It's obviously your fault."

"Make it stop! Make it stop!" Yue Yong once again grabbed Jiang Cheng's collar, shaking her eyes hard.

"The remote control... was thrown on the ground." Jiang Cheng rubbed his head and laughed, "Originally, I wanted Yueyue, who was still on the ground, to control it to stop, but I didn't expect Yueyue to come up too, haha. Haha... I really can’t help it, hahahaha..."

"Is it time to laugh now?!"

"I told you not to worry, we can stop when we run out of fuel."

"How long will it take to wait?"

"I've said that circling the earth once is enough," Jiang Cheng spread his hands and chuckled, shaking his head, "Yueyue, your head is really not very good~"

"Are you qualified to say such a thing?!" Yue Yong said, taking out the kunai, "I can only dismantle it."

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