Maybe a Fake Gintama

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"General! General! Where are you?!" Fourteen kept shouting the word "general" without stopping, struggling to pull out humanoid carrots one after another.

But even after pulling out everyone, Fourteen still didn't find the general's figure. He was a little panicked for a moment, his pupils were shaking, and he murmured in disbelief: "He's not here...the general...is gone..."

"Well..." Jiang Cheng, who felt that the development of things was a bit unexpected, silently picked up Kagura and Yue Yong, turned around and said without any hesitation, "I just remembered that I actually forgot to turn off the air conditioner when I went out. , then, let’s first…”

"Wait! Bastard!" Fourteen grabbed Jiang Cheng's clothes with a ferocious expression, "Do you want to run away alone in this situation? Do you want to run away after doing something like that to the general?!"

"Hey, the police nowadays really don't talk about any evidence~" Jiang Cheng's face clearly showed a feeling of tut, and he sighed, "Don't talk about evidence, they don't even talk about reason~ General? Who is that? ?I don’t know him at all~”

"You guy..." Fourteen gritted his teeth and said word by word, "Anyway, stay with me! If we don't find the safe general, everyone here will be beheaded!"

"No, it has nothing to do with me." Jiang Cheng looked impatient and spread out his hands and replied, "You should understand that there is an owner for every injustice, right? If the general didn't come here, he wouldn't have encountered it. This kind of thing is just something he brought upon himself. If he didn't make a decision and came here, nothing would have happened! In other words, it was the general himself who caused the current consequences! It's already good that we didn't hold the general responsible. Got it!"

"It makes sense, boss." Sougo, who didn't know when he woke up, nodded and agreed.

"It makes sense!" Fourteen rolled his eyes and shouted.

"But it would be a shame to let the general take all the responsibility." Sougo crossed his chest with one hand and supported his chin with the other hand as he thought. After a few seconds, he raised his index finger and continued seriously, "Then please leave it to Hijikata-san. Let’s take responsibility together with the general!”

"Why do you have to catch up with me!" Fourteen shouted angrily with his veins bursting, and then suddenly thought of something, and quickly took out his mobile phone, "Rescue... It should be too late to call for rescue now... Outside the circle?! Are you kidding me? ! Did we slip into the deep mountains there? There are no streets, no human habitation, and no rescue, just a bunch of losers. We are in trouble, let alone protecting the general, we are all in trouble."

Sougo and Jiang Cheng, who were chatting at the side, didn't hear the thoughts in Shi Shi's mouth at all.

"Really? Have you booked a hot spring hotel?" Sougo said in surprise, and then showed a sigh on his face, "That's great~ We don't get this treatment at all~"

"If you want to go, let's go together." Jiang Cheng said nonchalantly, then turned to leave, "Bathing in a hot spring in this weather is the most comfortable thing."

"Is it really possible?" Sougo asked again while following Jiang Cheng.

"It doesn't matter. After all, I heard from Yueyue before that the venue was reserved." Jiang Cheng replied, "But if there is only one person in the men's bath, it will feel a bit lonely."

"Yoshi!" Sougo cheered, then turned around and waved goodbye to Fourteen, "I'm sorry, Hijikata-san, I went to the hot spring hotel with the boss."

"Haha...hot spring hotel?" Fourteen raised his head with twitching corners of his mouth, revealing a face that had obviously been played with, "Where is it? Is there such a thing here? By the way...where are we?"

At this time, Jiang Chengcai stopped, looked around, and suddenly became expressionless.

"Where...is this?"

…

"Sir General——!" Xin Baji was shouting towards the deserted snow-capped mountains, "If you are here, please answer——! Mr. General——!"

behind him,

Jiang Cheng and others sat around a small bonfire. While Xin Baji kept shouting for more than ten minutes, no one said a word. Everyone lowered their heads and showed no expression.

After Xin Baji sat down again, Shi Shi was the first to break the silence. He lit a cigarette, took a puff, curled his lips and said, "I'm going to be beheaded. If things become like this, everyone here will lose their heads." ”

"Are you kidding me?" Jiang Cheng folded his hands and curled his lips, showing disapproval, "What does it have to do with me? We are the ones who are being dragged down. We are just here for a comfort trip."

"That's right, we involve kind-hearted citizens and want to behead them." Gintoki agreed with some disdain, then spread his hands with a sigh on his face, "We just won a prize in the shopping street and went on a ski trip. A trip to hell is still Go on your own."

Fourteen instantly became unhappy, and a vein popped up on his face unconsciously, "So, do your condolence travel itineraries and travel vouchers include using the general as a ski and letting the general be attacked by bombs?"

"Who knows, he was already at my feet when I came to my senses." Gintoki replied impatiently.

"Don't worry, Yueyue." Jiang Cheng raised an index finger to Yue Yong beside him, squinted his eyes and smiled to comfort him, "There is actually such a provision in the law. People who are unaware are not guilty. Even if they go to court You can also use the sentence "I don't know" to get away with it."

Listening to what the two said, two more veins appeared on Fourteen's face.

"Really?!" Gintoki looked surprised, then took out a small notebook and began to write down, "Those who don't know are not guilty...that is to say, if you kill an idiot without knowing that killing is a crime, that is Don’t you have to take responsibility? It’s amazing. Are the laws nowadays so humanized? But then again, killing an idiot is not a crime in the first place, right?”

"Who is the idiot?!" Jiang Cheng roared with his eyes white, and at the same time punched Gintoki's head hard.

"Don't worry about Aru." Kagura, who was sitting next to Jiang Cheng, had a well-behaved look on her face, "Speaking of which, that guy seemed to have said that Aru, the people above should understand the mood of the people below... ah , and maybe I didn’t say Aru.”

"Have you ever told me that you don't know yet?!" Fourteen complained crazily, "Besides, are the people below going to be snowboarders?"

"Really?" Kondo, who was only wearing shorts and his body was still shaking from time to time, with an expression on his face that looked like he had walked through the world, lowered his head and said, "Then Fourteen treats me as a snowboard because of that. As the director, do you need to understand the thoughts of the people below? That’s it.”

"Yes," Fourteen nodded in an instant and replied, "That's how it seems to me anyway."

"But no matter what," A Miao said seriously at this time, "If the general wearing only a pair of underwear is left alone, he will die."

"Well, eldest sister, there is a guy wearing only a pair of underwear right in front of you and being left alone." Fourteen reminded him aloud.

"What should we do?" A Miao continued, minding her own business, "If you want to warm your body, hugging Quan Guo is the best way, right? So let's send Quan Guo's people to find it."

"Someone bring that blanket over here!" Kondo, whose soul was hit hard, shouted, "Bring over that blanket that can wrap my fragile heart!"

"Whether we want to save the general or wait to be beheaded, we must first ensure our own safety." Fourteen said again.

"I understand, we are in trouble now." Sougo interjected.

"It does make sense," Gui suddenly suggested from behind the crowd, "Then let's divide the members into the safety assurance team and the general exploration team. Well, don't worry, although the general is something we must defeat, But in this situation, it’s useless to talk about position and identity.”

"Everyone!" Gui, who was turned into a snowman by Sougo, continued with excitement, "Let us forget the past and face this crisis together! From now on, I am just the captain! I don't mind if everyone jumps in Come into my arms!"

"Well..." Sougo turned around and glanced at Katsura who was not far away, "If the general has some bad intentions and puts all the blame on that guy and Hijikata-san who didn't arrange the escort work, what should we do?"

"Hey! Why do you have to force me on!" Fourteen said displeased, "Just leave it all to him alone!"

"Hey! Did you hear that?" Gui, who was buried in the snow, struggled desperately. "It's almost time to release the captain, right?"

"Yueyue, what happened to you?" Jiang Cheng looked at Yue Yong with some doubts, who kept his head down and remained silent. "This is not the first time you have been in trouble. Your reaction was too big, right?"

"No, it's nothing..." Yue Yong replied silently, while holding a folded piece of paper tightly in her hand, she said helplessly in her heart: [The plans for the consolation trip arranged for this idiot were all canceled because of this idiot. It’s messed up! 】

"But the expression is a bit forced..." Jiang Cheng pinched his chin and stared at Yue Yong's face with suspicion.

"Uncle, you really don't understand anything~" Kagura spread her hands, shook her head and sighed, "When a woman acts unnatural like this, it must be Aru."

"I see." Jiang Cheng knocked with his hand.

"At times like this, all I need is a warm kunai and a warm little uncle's head, Al." Kagura raised an index finger and continued, "Then I'll be back to full strength soon, Al."

"Hey, there's something wrong with this recovery method." Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.

Fourteen said impatiently at this time: "Stop arguing. Anyway, the other team members should have noticed that the general and us are missing by now. They will come to rescue us sooner or later."

"Um, are you listening to me? Hello!" Gui, who was ignored, shouted again.

"Before this, both we and the general must survive." Fourteen stood up, holding a cigarette in his mouth and putting his hands in his pockets, and continued, "Divide the members into two groups."

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