Maybe a Fake Gintama
Chapter 599: Traveling 0 miles is half 90!
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"Thank you for your hard work in the new year!"×3
The Wanshiwu trio sitting at the table each raised their glasses and clinked them in the air.
boom! !
"Thank you for your hard work!" Jiang Cheng kicked Gintoki away as he was about to put the beer to his mouth before he could take a sip. He squinted his eyes and said with a smile, "Why are you having a New Year's Eve party?" Are you going to come to Yoshiwara’s New Year’s Party? Why do you make it look like your Master’s House’s New Year’s Party? Then why did you just drink by yourself?! I’ll really kill you! My silver hair is naturally curly!”
"Does it matter?" Gintoki stood up and rubbed his butt and said nonchalantly, "It's a year-end party anyway, and the most important thing is..."
As he said that, Gintoki showed a serious look on his face and clenched his fists, "We, the Master House, are a trinity! We can't be separated even if it's a year-end party! Right? Kagura-kun was invited to the year-end party by his idiot uncle!"
"I'm so mean to you!" Jiang Cheng kicked Gintoki's head into the floor again and shouted loudly, "You just want to eat and drink for free! Really, seeing this on the last day of the year It’s really unlucky to have such a disgraceful face. New Bachi-kun, please throw this natural scroll into the post office and send it to me along with the greeting card to hell.”
"Wait...wait a minute..." Gintoki pulled out his bloody forehead from the floor, and while wiping the blood that couldn't stop, he weakly defended, "We are here for this work and for you. Ah! Jiang Cheng!"
Jiang Chengcheng just said nothing, staring at Gintoki with half-lidded eyes and disdain.
"Although it is the last day of this year, even though it is a year-end party, but... we can't relax too much!" Gintoki folded his hands and closed his eyes and continued seriously, "You should understand? "A person who walks a hundred miles is half ninety. ” In this sentence, it took a lot of effort for this work to get to this point. If we go too far and cause some scandal during the Year-Ending Party, the work will be over immediately! There is only one last step left, but it is this step that must be taken more cautiously than before! "
(Note: It comes from the policy of the Warring States, which means to walk a hundred miles, and walking ninety miles is half. It means that the closer you are to success, the more cautious you must be.)
"So..." Jiang Cheng stared at Gintoki with disdain, "What does it have to do with you coming to Yoshihara and messing around in Yoshihara's year-end party?"
"It's to keep an eye on you to prevent you from causing any big trouble at the Year-End Party!" Gintoki lied seriously.
After hearing this, Kagura couldn't help but praise: "As expected of Gin-chan Aru, he can be so calm at the New Year's Eve party."
At this time, Xin Bajiu pushed up the glasses on the bridge of his nose, nodded and said kindly to Jiang Cheng: "What Yin Sang said... has some truth, Jiang Cheng Sang. After all... we have been deleted so far. I have passed a lot of things, and even had a single chapter banned, etc. In the end, I changed it to a very subtle level before it passed the review again."
"Anyway, next..." As he spoke, Gintoki took out the old tape recorder and the tape and put it on the table, "Let's have a cool year-end party while listening to the cool music played on the tape recorder!"
With that, Gintoki put the tape into the recorder and pressed the play button.
"Do you think I am you?" Jiang Cheng still complained with disdain, "It's just a little bit of wine, I won't get drunk."
"But... there are limits, right?" Gintoki glanced at Jiang Cheng indifferently.
Jiang Cheng was startled for a moment, and while holding his chin, his expression became slightly serious, "It's true... If it were any other wine, he would lose consciousness after drinking it..."
"That's why... you need my presence even more! Jiang Cheng!" Gintoki shouted with a serious face, "I really came here for this work! It's definitely not because I want to take advantage of the camera. I came here for the chance to appear and get free drinks! Trust me!”
"Gintoki..." Jiang Cheng's face showed some emotion,
But the next moment, "You can only believe this?! What do you mean by the last sentence? Are you complaining about not having a camera? Are you complaining about not having many opportunities to appear?!"
As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, there was a burst of noisy and hasty footsteps outside the door.
Click!
At the same time as the sliding door was opened, a group of Baihua ladies rushed in excitedly holding two bottles of wine each.
"Jiang Chengsama!"×n
Looking at the Momoka girls who quickly surrounded Jiang Cheng, whose faces were filled with only excitement and some kind of desire clearly written on their faces, Gintoki said expressionlessly: "Look, you still need me. Bar?"
Looking at all the Baihua girls in front of them who were smiling excitedly, but their eyes flashed inadvertently with "Get Jiang Cheng sama drunk! Then xxxxxxx", Jiang Cheng was silent for a long time before silently nodding his head. .
"A year-end party..." Yue Yong, who was standing at the door with a bottle of wine in her arms, murmured.
"Yueyue, do you want to drink too?" Rilun, who was sitting in a wheelchair beside him, raised his face and looked at Yueyong with a smile.
"After all... it's the New Year's Eve party." Yue Yong glanced at the wine in her arms and said with some uncertainty, "Can I have a little drink?"
Hinata just squinted her eyes with a smile on her face, but the movements of her hands revealed a lot of problems. She turned the direction of the wheelchair very quickly, and after saying "I'm going to prepare some food!" He controlled the wheelchair and left as if running away.
"Come on! Let me fill it up for you," Gintoki said, picking up a bottle of white wine from the side and pouring it into the ashtray on the table.
"Hello? Don't pinch him in such a dangerous way now!" Xin Bajiu complained with his veins bursting in an instant, "I said, are you drunk already?! Didn't you say you shouldn't be greedy when drinking?!"
"It's okay," Gintoki said casually, while filling another glass of white wine and passing it to Jiang Cheng, while also pouring himself a full glass of beer, "Just ordering this amount of wine won't make me corrupt. It’s time to do something stupid.”
"There's really no way. After all, there's only one day in a year." Jiang Cheng chuckled and shook his head, then raised the wine glass in his hand, "Then... the New Year's Eve party for the crew of "The Fake Gintama" has officially begun!!"
"What, are you already drinking? You guys are so callous." Granny Denshi, who had just arrived at the door, complained as she looked at Jiang Cheng and Gintoki who were drinking with their shoulders crossed in the room.
"Hey, why do I feel like there are so many people who want to take advantage of the camera at the Year-End Party? Even guys who have almost been forgotten by readers have also appeared..." Jiang Cheng put down the wine glass in his hand and looked at the door with a speechless expression. A Miao, Jiubei, Hasegawa, Dense Granny, Xiaodama and Catherine.
"Hey, good-for-nothing Nite," A Miao squinted her eyes, tilted her head slightly, and smiled extremely sweetly, "Who do you think is the character that has been forgotten by readers?"
"Who...are you?" Jiang Cheng looked confused.
boom! !
"Long time no see, Master Jiang Cheng, and Master Yue Yong." Xiaoyu bowed politely to Jiang Cheng, who was smashed into the wall by A Miao's straight punch, and Yue Yong, who was standing at the door.
"Yeah." Yue Yong glanced at Xiaoyu, nodded slightly and responded.
"Oh...it's Xiaoyu," Jiang Cheng's weak voice sounded, "Please pull me out of the wall..."
"Hi." After responding, Xiaoyu took Jiang Cheng's arm and pulled him out of the wall.
"Yoshiwara is nothing more than that~" Catherine made a very coquettish pose, "The wandering girls I saw along the road are so inferior compared to me, the number one poster girl at the Dense Tavern, nya~"
"Xiaoyu, at least get rid of this guy whose whole body looks like vomit." Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and said with a smile, "With her here, the wine will no longer taste good, and it will become like vomiting... Σ_(???」∠)vomit…”
Looking at Jiang Cheng who was holding on to the wall and vomiting, Catherine rolled her eyes and said angrily: "Hey! Stop it!"
…
Half an hour later, Shinpachi glanced at Jiang Cheng, who was surrounded by a group of Baihua girls and drank one glass of wine after another, and then glanced at the side who was hugging Hasegawa, who was obviously drunk. Gintoki said expressionlessly: "Is it really okay? So is Jiang Chengsang, so is Ginsan..."
"This is a rare time in a year, let them drink to their heart's content." Kagura, who was consuming the food on the table at a very fast speed, said inarticulately.
"Yes, it's only once a year..." Looking at the wine on the table, a hint of struggle flashed in Yue Yong's eyes.
"That's right, just don't cause any trouble." Xin Bajia nodded without comment, but then he discovered something else - Yue Yong's hand was about to touch the wine bottle on the table without realizing it, " Miss Yue Yong...?"
"Ah! It's okay!" Yue Yong quickly retracted her hand, "I... can't drink! Don't worry!"
"That being said, there are too many people in this room who become dangerous when they get drunk..." Shinpachi complained silently.
…
Early the next morning, Jiang Cheng woke up from his sleep with a lot of diarrhea, slowly opened his eyes, then closed his eyes again and sat up with his head covered.
"It hurts, it hurts..." After rubbing his temples, Jiang Chengcai slowly opened his eyes. After seeing clearly the layout of the room, which was like a hotel room, he let out a confused sound, and began to search for yesterday's memories in his mind, " By the way, where is this place? Yesterday... someone seemed to have handed me a glass of other wine... I can't remember the rest..."
Just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly felt a subtle, unpleasant aura next to him. Then, the corners of his eyes twitched, his head was covered with black lines, and he slowly and mechanically turned his face to the side.
At the same time, Gintoki, who also noticed an unpleasant aura beside him, woke up and sat up at the same time as Jiang Chengye, turned his face to the side with the same expression.
After seeing each other,
The air... solidified.
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