Maybe a Fake Gintama

"So what are you here to do today?!" Shinpachi complained again, then turned to look at Kagura aside, "By the way, why did you come with me too! Now you are a Cowherd! You are just a Cowherd. ! It has nothing to do with women! Speaking of which... there are no real women except Miss Kyubey!"

"What did you say?! Bastard!!" A Miao and Kagura rolled their eyes and roared at the same time as they kicked Shinpachi.

…

Yoshihara, after dinner, Jiang Cheng was still completely addicted to the game.

"What are you doing?" After finishing the game, Jiang Cheng turned around and looked at Yue Yong, who was leaning at the door and looking at the phone with a frown on his face. "You have been staring at the phone since just now. Who is it? Boyfriend …”

Before he could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng, who had a kunai on his forehead, rolled his eyes and fell down.

thump!

"It's just A Miao." Yue Yong said coldly while putting away her phone.

"That's it..." Jiang Cheng struggled to sit up and at the same time pulled out the kunai on his forehead and put a band-aid on it. Then he held his forehead and murmured, "Next time, please just say it." No need to throw out a kunai before speaking to remind me to pay attention. Please..."

"You..." Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng again, "Have you been to Cowherd's shop recently?"

"Cowherd's shop?" Jiang Cheng glanced at Yue Yong with strange eyes, "Why would I want to go to a place like that? I don't like men."

"Before..." Yue Yong said, looking away from her slightly red face, "Before, didn't you go to work part-time at that Cowherd shop in Kabukicho? That... what..."

"Hey? Have I been there?" Jiang Cheng pointed at himself and asked doubtfully.

"What's going on with your memory?" Yue Yong held her forehead and sighed helplessly.

"Sorry, sorry," Jiang Cheng scratched the back of his head and laughed a few times, "I will forget those irrelevant memories soon. Hahahaha..."

"Anyway...anyway, don't go to that kind of place again."

"By the way... why are you talking about Cowherd's shop all of a sudden?" Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something and knocked with his hand, "Oh! I thought of it! Yueyue, you must want to go to Cowherd's shop, right?"

"How is that possible! Idiot!" Yue Yong immediately clenched her fists, arguing with white eyes and a red face.

"Yueyue, you are actually not suitable for Kansai accent..." After silently complaining, Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and smiled, "If you want to go, why don't you just go?"

"I told you I don't want to go to that kind of place anymore!"

Ignoring Yue Yong's anxious look, Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, raised an index finger and continued with a smile: "But remember not to drink. It will be bad if Yue Yue drinks. Maybe he will The store was demolished.”

“I told you I don’t want to go at all!!”

"Then, bye, have fun." Jiang Cheng waved and said goodbye with a smile.

"You bastard, are you even listening to me? Can you stop talking to yourself like that?"

"Hey, I didn't expect Yueyue to have reached the age where she wants to go to that kind of shop alone to have fun~" Jiang Cheng chuckled and shook his head, "Oh, oh, time flies by really fast~"

"Just go to hell!!" Yue Yong walked up behind Jiang Cheng at some point and without any hesitation raised his foot and stepped on Jiang Cheng's head into the floor.

But thanks to this kick, Jiang Cheng remembered things he had forgotten...

"Yueyue... it's extremely urgent..." Jiang Cheng grabbed Yue Yong's ankle with one hand, and an anxious voice came from the floor, "I... finally remembered what I had forgotten."

"What...what's wrong?" Looking at the head pulled out,

Jiang Cheng looked unbearable, and Yue Yong swallowed a mouthful of saliva unconsciously, but the next moment... "Hey, let go of my feet, and where are you looking? Do you want to die?"

Jiang Cheng let go of Yue Yong's feet, picked up his chin and murmured: "This is the first time I saw Yue Yue wearing a cat..."

Before he could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng was mercilessly stepped into the floor by Yue Yong again.

"Yueyue, now is not the time to discuss such boring things." After once again pulling out the head of the broken piece of wood that was dripping with blood and still stuck on the floor, Jiang Cheng said with a look of unbearability, "Now... now There are more important things waiting for me to do. If I don’t hurry up... it will really be too late!”

"So what exactly is going on?" Yue Yong looked at Jiang Cheng with suspicion, "Isn't it because the release date of games and game consoles is about to end? No one will go with you for such a boring thing. "

"No! It's not that kind of thing at all!" Jiang Cheng clenched his fists, his face full of remorse, "I was too lazy, and it took me until this time to think of the most important thing!"

"It has nothing to do with the game?!" Yue Yong was shocked, her expression changed slightly and her eyes widened instantly, "What on earth is going on?!"

"Yueyue, can you give me a helping hand?" Jiang Cheng raised his head and looked at Yue Yong seriously, "If you can help me, you are the only one who is closest."

"As long as it's not too troublesome..." Yue Yong snorted and replied, "It's not like I can't help you."

"Great! Then let's go!"

With that said, without waiting for Yue Yong's reaction, Jiang Cheng directly grabbed Yue Yong's sleeves and rushed towards the window.

"Listen up, Yueyue, the next time counts every second!" Jiang Cheng said seriously as he ran towards the Yoshihara gate, "We don't have much time! What time is it now?"

"Nine twenty..."

"There are only a few minutes left!" Jiang Cheng said unbearably, "We must... we must catch up!"

Seeing the seriousness on Jiang Cheng's face, Yue Yong was also slightly frightened.

But just after running to the Yoshihara gate, Yue Yong suddenly thought of something again. He stopped and grabbed Jiang Cheng's sleeve, "Hey, wait a moment, Kagura said today that I can't let you out..."

"Now is not the time to talk about those things!" Jiang Cheng's face was full of anxiety, "If I can't catch up... I... I will regret it for the rest of my life! Please, Yueyue! Hurry up!!"

Looking at Jiang Cheng's posture, and thinking about the text message sent by Kagura, in the end... Yue Yong chose to go out with Jiang Cheng.

Yue Yong thought this in her heart.

…

In a movie theater in Edo.

Looking at Jiang Cheng, who was holding popcorn and Coke and holding a movie ticket, Yue Yong lowered his head and fell into silence.

"Hurry in! Yueyue!" Jiang Cheng urged, "If you don't hurry up, you won't be able to catch the last show! Today is the last day for the release of EVA's final theatrical version! I was thinking about what I forgot before , it turned out to be this! But luckily, I remembered it at the last moment!"

"So you just asked me to invite you to watch a movie?! You idiot!" Yue Yong, who was also holding popcorn and Coke, said angrily with white eyes.

"There's nothing I can do. All my money is spent on games." Jiang Cheng waved his hands and said in a helpless tone, "There's not even a dollar left this month. Of course, Yueyue, if you don't want to watch it, you can go back. , anyway, there is no difference between watching it alone and watching it with two people."

"I..." Yue Yong was trying hard to suppress the anger in her heart.

"But, Yueyue..." Jiang Cheng squinted his eyes and showed a nice smile, "I remember didn't the two of us watch Transformers together before? Didn't you say that you also liked robots and mechas?"

"Huh?" After being stunned for a moment, Yue Yong suddenly remembered that she had indeed had such an experience before and thought to herself:

Jiang Cheng felt slightly relieved at this moment.

"Look...it doesn't matter if you look at it," Yue Yong turned away and replied, "Kagura also said that I would take a good look at you..."

"Then, come on in!" Jiang Cheng said with a squinted smile.

…

Before entering the venue, Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something and stopped in front of the door.

"Wait a minute... I seem to have thought of something again..." Jiang Cheng frowned and murmured, "Who is here... the guy who said he wanted to watch the EVA movie version together..."

"Huh?" Yue Yong looked at Jiang Cheng with a puzzled look.

"No, it's nothing. It must be an illusion." After responding casually, Jiang Cheng took the lead and stepped into the door, "Yueyue, hurry up, the credits are about to start! Watching this kind of movie, I'm I don’t want to miss a second!”

"oh oh."

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