Maybe a Fake Gintama

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While Jiang Cheng's eyes widened, he held popcorn and devoted himself to the EVA movie version shown on the big screen. On the other side, the situation at the Cowherd Shop in Takamagahara was a little more delicate.

Of course, rather than being subtle, it might be slightly different from what Gintoki and the others thought before...

The story starts with the quarrel between the Yagyu family and the she-mons under Saigo's command.

For some unknown reason, Yagyu and his gang, all dressed in women's clothing, got into a quarrel with a group of shemales under Saigo's command, and it got worse...

"Ah! Which clinic do you belong to?" Dongcheng, who was only wrapped in a bath towel, bared his teeth and looked at Dongmei (jawed beauty) who was opposite him in front of him.

"Huh? It's from Takasu (clinic), you bastard!"

"You guy, my senior was also sterilized in Takasu! Bastard!" Dongcheng refused to give in.

Seeing that all the members were hostile to each other and hated each other, Xinbaji couldn't help but complained: "It's like the underworld is showing off the clinic they often visit! It's terrible! Come on!" Call someone to stop them!"

At this time, Fourteen, who was busy and busy, shouted to A Miao and Kagura, who were carrying a huge wooden board on the side: "What are you doing? Hurry up and help greet the guests!"

"It's so annoying! I'm doing it now!" Kagura turned around and said with a burst of veins, her face full of impatience.

After saying that, Miao and Kagura placed the huge rectangular wooden boards in their hands in front of Yagyu and the shemales.

"I kept you waiting," A Miao and Kagura stood up at the same time and spoke, "Cowherd and raw fish platter."

Looking at Kondo and Hasegawa, who were also covered in mosaics on the board, everyone present was silent for a while. Kondo and Hasegawa, who were being stared at by everyone, may have been a little embarrassed and turned away at the same time.

next moment……

The entire Takamagahara became a scene of chaos. Wine bottles, tables, sofas, etc., as long as they could be picked up, were used as weapons by the shemales and Yagyu.

Seeing the incomprehensible and chaotic scene where the two parties were fighting, Shinbaji opened his eyes wide and pulled his neck and complained: "It's just adding fuel to the fire!"

"Hurry up and stop them! Who will come up with a solution!" Fourteen exclaimed with some collapse.

"Is there any way..." Xin Baji was panicking and was at a loss, but then he suddenly thought of something, and his expression was filled with joy, "That's right! Kuangsi Lang Sang!"

But just after he finished speaking, after seeing Kusushirou rolling his eyes with a subtle expression on his face that was obviously unconscious, and in the same posture as Kondo and Hasegawa before, Shinpachi's words stopped abruptly, and his expression instantly froze.

After a few seconds of silence, Shinpachi held his head and exclaimed in panic: "Crazy Lang Sang——! It's over! There is no way to receive Madam anymore!"

"How can it be repaired! What should I do?" Fourteen was a little crazy.

But at this moment, with the roar of something heavy hitting the ground, Xixiang roared: "It's so noisy!!"

Seeing the table crashing in front of everyone and sinking straight into the floor, all the shemales stopped what they were doing.

At the same time, after several sounds of extremely fast sword blades cutting through the air, the wine bottles in the hands of all the female makeup bosses under the Yagyu family were completely shattered.

The Yagyu family also stopped what they were doing and calmed down.

"Don't you know you are causing trouble for the store?" Xixiang clapped his hands, raised his brows angrily, then crossed his hands and reminded, "There must be a limit to your fun."

After saying that, Saigo took the lead and turned around and left slowly. Kubei on the side left a sentence "The banquet is over" and slowly followed Saigo.

When passing by Xin Baji and Shi Shizi, Xixiang left a message: "I'm causing trouble for you..."

Looking at the shemales and the Yagyu family walking towards the door one after another, Shinpachi was still a little unbelievable.

"To be able to kill so many people in just one moment is truly a monster."

After Fourteen put away the look of disbelief on his face, he took out a cigarette and lit it with his head, "Anyway, I can finally be normal now..."

Before Fourteen could finish speaking, Xixiang, who was sitting in a booth holding a large glass of draft beer, smiled and said, "Okay, now that it's quiet down, let's start drinking again."

Beside him were Jiubei, who was also holding a beer mug, and a small ape who was blindfolded and tied up in the air with a black cloth. In front of the small ape was a bottle of wine suspended in the air by a rope.

"Cheers~!"×3

Looking at the scene in front of them, Shi Shi and Xin Baji both felt bad. Opening his mouth wide, he collapsed and complained in his heart.

[What are you guys doing here? ! 】

At the same time, Gintoki, who was exhausted and exhausted from the previous torture, mingled with the shemales and Yagyu clan, and prepared to apply oil on the soles of his feet while no one was paying attention.

【Very...very good, I will take this opportunity to...】

But before Gintoki could finish his thoughts, he was still walking to the door when he was suddenly stopped by a strange female voice in front of him.

"Excuse me," Mrs. Yagami, a young woman wearing a black dress that looked noble, a black top hat, and a black collar around her neck, stood in front of the store and said to Gintoki, "I made an appointment before, my surname is Yagami."

Looking at the young woman in front of him who clearly seemed to live in a different world from the others, Gintoki opened his mouth wide and felt bad.

【night God? Could it be...could it be...] Gintoki thought in his mind as the corner of his mouth twitched.

"That person...you should still remember it, right?" Mrs. Yagami took off her top hat, revealing a paralyzed face, "It was an agreement or something. Can you tell it to that person? Just say it was an agreement. The Night God is coming.”

[Madam is here——! ] Gintoki exclaimed in his heart that something was not good, [and it’s a good thing that he would choose this kind of opportunity! The monsters are still having a party! If you don't plan an escape quickly, you will definitely be involved in a big accident! 】

Thinking of this, Gintoki had already thought of an excuse in his mind. He raised his hand and lied: "I'm so sorry, the store manager is not in the store right now..."

With that said, Gintoki walked towards the door, "I...I'll call him back right away——!"

But at this critical moment, a hand suddenly grabbed Gintoki's back collar and dragged him back.

"Don't worry, GIN," Fourteen held the phone as if he had just contacted someone. He raised the corners of his mouth and gritted his teeth and comforted Gintoki, "I have just contacted the store manager."

"Before he comes back, please wait while you drink." Shinbaji smiled at Mrs. Yagami, then turned sideways and stretched out his hand, "Come, please come over here."

Looking at the fourteen and Shinpachi beside him, Gintoki's veins throbbed on his face, and he gritted his teeth and cursed in his heart: "You two bastards!" ! 】

[Do you think you can escape after dragging others into the water? ] Fourteen glanced at Gintoki with his veins popping out.

Shinpachi glanced at Gintoki with wide eyes: [Let us all be prepared to receive Madam. 】

[Stop...stop joking! 】 Gintoki's bloodshot eyes widened, and he gritted his teeth and retorted with his eyes, "Where are everyone?" ! When will the store manager come back? There is simply no way to recover! Do you know the consequences of letting your wife join those ferocious drunken boxing masters? It's like throwing a "chair" into a group of Jackie Chan! After being treated cruelly as an acrobatic prop, it will end up with the tragic end of being "used to blow the enemy's head off"! 】

[No...it's okay. Kuangsei Langsang will definitely come back, and he will definitely be able to cross that world line again! 】Xin Baji comforted him with his eyes, then looked at Mrs. Yagami with a smile again and stretched out his hand to signal, "Come with us over here..."

"No," Mrs. Yagami spoke again at this time, "I...I'm not here to see Mr. Kuangshilang."

"Huh?" Xin Baji and the other three were stunned for a moment, and then looked at Mrs. Yagami expressionlessly.

"What did you just say?" The three of them said at the same time without expression.

"Isn't that person... not here?" Mrs. Yagami raised her eyes and glanced at the scene in the store.

"That person?" Xinbajiu pushed up the glasses on the bridge of his nose, "Wait a minute, Mrs. Yagami, the person you are talking about is..."

"I don't know his real name," Mrs. Yagami slowly shook her head, "I only know that his Cowherd name is...KOU."

[Is it... is that idiot? ! ] Gintoki and Shinpachi thought as they collapsed at the same time.

"Who is KOU?" Fourteen looked at Gintoki and Shinpachi with confusion.

"It's Jiang Cheng-san! Hijikata-san." Shinpachi reminded him in a low voice.

"Huh?" Fourteen was stunned for a moment, and then said in a low voice, "That guy? Huh? Wait, isn't that guy from Yoshihara? What does he have to do with Cowherd? Huh?"

"Jiang Chengsang...occasionally comes here to play." Xin Bajiu explained in a low voice.

"It's true that he's not here," Mrs. Yagami lowered her head and said with a hint of relief, "But that's right, there is really no need to care about the kind of agreement a woman like me makes on her own. Idiot...am I the one to blame?"

【Too bad! Silver mulberry! Although she and Jiang Chengsang didn't know what was going on, the situation now completely exceeded our expectations! It's totally terrible without Jiang Chengsang! Mrs. Yagami is definitely angry! 】

[Cold...calm down! New Eight Chi! ] Gintoki consoled him with his eyes, [It makes no difference whether that idiot is there or not! Maybe the situation would be even worse if he was around! 】

[But Madam Ye Shen came here entirely for Jiang Chengsang! 】Xin Baji retorted.

[Anyway, I’m going to Yoshiwara. You are responsible for holding the lady until I come back! 】

【Don’t even think about it! ] Fourteen instantly held Gintoki's shoulders, [You definitely want to push everything to us and run away, right? You stay here! Just contact us via mobile phone! Does that guy have a cell phone? 】