Maybe a Fake Gintama

Latest website: In the afternoon, after Jiangcheng handed over the task of building the shrine to Momoka, he slowly walked towards the gate of Yoshiwara alone.

Xiaojiu, who was standing high up, looked at Jiang Cheng's back as he slowly left, and slightly raised the corners of his mouth.

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Onmyoji's home.

Jiang Cheng was sitting under the eaves in front of a certain main house, listening boredly to the explanations or explanations of a senior girl behind him.

"...Possessed by gods, to be honest, I don't know much about even the best Onmyoji in the world," Qingming said leisurely, "There are only such brief mentions in the ancestors' information. Yes. But speaking of it, the Nine Masters are still as elusive as before, and they actually used such random abilities..."

"I just want to know if there is any way to get her to go back honestly." Jiang Cheng waved his hands and said without looking back, "It's so annoying. The whole Yoshihara is filled with her body odor. If this continues, , there will be fewer and fewer guests.”

Qingming chuckled, shook his head, and said nothing. Instead, he continued to explain: "According to the information passed down by the ancestors of the Jieye clan and the Yiliye clan, the so-called possession by gods is very... uh... very powerful. Things can only happen in extraordinary times.

For example, when a god wants to give a special revelation to a believer, or when he wants to impose a punishment, this is the first time I have heard of a reason for wanting to fulfill a wish like Master Nine said. But it is not impossible. After all, humans are not gods, and it is understandable that they do not know the things of gods.

Next, what the Nine Masters said is that there are records of people being possessed only with their consent. The gods want to possess people, but if humans refuse, the gods will not be able to complete the possession. "

"Ah, that's it..."

"So, what is the wish of the Nine Masters?" Qingming asked.

"I don't know," Jiang Cheng shrugged as he stood up, "That woman said she wanted her own shrine, but... it shouldn't be that simple."

Qingming chuckled, shook his head, and joked: "It seems you still know enough about the Nine Masters..."

"No, it's not that easy for a woman to let a man read her mind." Jiang Cheng turned around and glanced at Qingming, lightly reminding her, "If you take a woman too simply, you will suffer a lot, you girl control."

"Who is the sister control!" Qingming complained instantly,

Then he pointed to the TV in the room and said, "I've told you everything you want to know here. You should also find a way to solve Crystal's trouble!"

As he said this, Qingming began to gnash his teeth, "Every time, every time, when it comes to Crystal's show, I always see Doman hiding on the screen. It's so annoying! I'm so annoyed. I don’t want to include that guy at all!”

"Oh!" Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something and tapped his palm, "That means the stalker is only following your sister and has no time to play with you, so you are lonely!"

"Who is lonely?" Qingming complained with veins popping out on his face, eyes white and spit flying.

"Ahahaha..." Daoman's voice suddenly came from the wall, "Qingming! I didn't expect it to be like this! I'm really sorry, my relationship with Crystal has become better and better now! I don't have time I’m so embarrassed to play with you! Just wait, Qingming! I’ll make it up to you after I remarry Crystal! Bye!”

Seeing Doman jumping off the wall and disappearing, Qingming spat: "It's just a stalker, don't think I would agree to that kind of thing! I will never allow Crystal to hang from the same crooked neck tree. Damn it! Give up!"

"That's right!" Gintoki, who didn't know when he would arrive, stood beside Seimei and shouted in the direction of the wall naturally, "We will protect Anchor Yuno's vagina!"

"No, it's not your turn to guard that one!" Qingming retorted instantly, "By the way, when did you come?"

"Long time no see, Onii-sama." Gintoki raised his hand to say hello.

"Who is your brother! Don't get close to me casually! Why do you just enter someone else's house so casually!"

Gintoki chuckled softly, spread his hands and shook his head, pretending to be helpless and said: "Sooner or later, the bride will come in anyway, so why would you say hello when you enter your future home? Onii-sama, you are really out of touch~"

"Don't worry, I will never agree to anything between you and Crystal without Crystal's consent."

"Don't be so moved, Onii-sama, I just wanted to visit Onii-sama when I was passing by."

"Who is moved?"

Just as Gintoki was about to say something else, he suddenly caught a glimpse of Jiang Cheng's retreating back from the corner of his eye. Then he plucked his nostrils with his little finger, stared at his dead fish eyes and muttered softly: "What is that idiot doing here?"

"It's about women, probably..."

"Yeah!" Gintoki was shocked, "Did that idiot also keep an eye on Anchor Yuno's vagina?!"

"Shut up!" Seimei directly took out the talisman for summoning shikigami, "Come out! Kuzuha! Throw this scoundrel out!"

boom! !

The first thing Kuzuha appeared from a puff of smoke was: "Seimei-sama! I smell the scent of Ese-sama! Is Ese-sama here?!"

After being speechless for a while, Qingming silently complained, "To be honest, I have been increasingly confused about who is your master recently..."

At this time, Ge Ye suddenly noticed the back of Jiang Cheng who was walking to the gate, and immediately rushed over as if he had discovered prey.

"Esama Sama! Wait for me~ Today is the perfect weather for doing all kinds of things with shikigami~ Sama! Come on, let's go to our love nest..."

What responded to Kuzu Ye was Jiang Cheng's ordinary whip kick.

Qingming shook her head helplessly as she watched Kuzu Ye fly in front of her in a perfect parabola after being hit by Jiang Cheng's whip leg and then fell to the ground with a clatter.

"I'd better change to a personal-carrying shikigami..."

As soon as Seimei finished speaking, Uidomaru flew over in the same parabola from outside the wall and fell in front of him with a clatter in the same posture.

"Let's change Crystal's words too..." Qingming murmured.

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The time came at night.

Click.

When Jiang Cheng opened his bedroom door, he saw Yue Yong... or Xiao Jiu lying on his quilt.

"It's really late to come back~" Xiaojiu stretched out his clean arms from the quilt and hooked his fingers towards Jiang Cheng, "Sa, go to bed quickly~ Just like when the two of us were together~"

"Hey? Really?" Jiang Cheng glanced at Xiaojiu coldly, "Is it okay to be like before?"

"Of course~"

"Then you're welcome," Jiang Cheng said, taking two steps forward, rolling up the quilt with Xiao Jiu, and throwing it out the window.

"It's not my own body, so I don't care~" Xiao Jiu reminded lightly.

"You guy..." Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth and said bitterly, and the movements of his hands stopped as a result.

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Jiang Cheng was sitting cross-legged on the floor playing a game, and behind him was Xiao Jiu, who was only wearing white short-sleeves and denim shorts.

"Obviously there are such clothes in this world, why do you still wear such troublesome clothes? Not only do they look good, but they are also very convenient to move around." Xiaojiu raised her arms and wondered, "I really don't understand how humans think. "

"It has nothing to do with humans, it's just the orangutan's fault." Jiang Cheng answered without looking back.

Xiao Jiu, who knelt on the ground and stretched out her arms to wrap around Jiang Cheng's neck, took a deep breath of Jiang Cheng's scent: "Xiao Jiang Cheng's smell is still so good~ It's very reassuring that this planet doesn't have. Smell~"

"You should stop in moderation." Jiang Cheng casually reminded, "And...what is your wish? I will not be stupid enough to believe that I want to help you build a shrine or something."

"Xiao Jiangcheng is still as smart as ever~" Xiao Jiu gently poked Jiang Cheng's cheek with his index finger, "But I don't remember saying that I wanted my own shrine. I just said that I was very distressed without a shrine. That’s all.”

After hearing this, Jiang Cheng's face darkened instantly, and the game controller in his hand made an involuntary cracking sound.

"Do you really want to know my true wish that much?" Xiao Jiu rested her chin on Jiang Cheng's shoulder, turned away and looked at Jiang Cheng with a playful expression, "If it is... I want to be very happy with you. Will you also satisfy me?"

"Ah, it's okay." Jiang Cheng glanced at Xiao Jiu lightly, "Don't worry, I will definitely train you into an obedient sow."

"But I'm a fox~"

"Don't worry, I will make you believe that you are a sow from the bottom of your heart."

"He is really a man who is as incomprehensible as ever~" Xiao Jiujiao snorted and let go of Jiang Cheng's neck, "Xiao Jiu is always there for Xiao Jiu when you need her, and she's extremely cold when you don't."

"Hey, I've never needed you, don't say unnecessary words."

"Ruthless words are heartbreaking~"

"Great, go die now."

"You bastard!!" Xiao Jiu, who couldn't bear it anymore, instantly raised his fist and waved it towards Jiang Cheng.

But it suddenly stopped at the last moment.

"Hey, I just want to ask the last question." Xiaojiu lowered his head and spoke slowly, with no discernable expression on his face.

"Is this what you want?"

"Give me a serious answer," Xiaojiu continued, "Did you do it on purpose at that last moment, right? In order for me to put everything aside temporarily and successfully ascend to Gaotianyuan..."

"No." Jiang Cheng replied casually, "I just didn't think of it...or maybe I forgot."

"Ha," Xiao Jiu lowered his head and laughed sadly, "You know? I just understood it after I went to Gao Tianyuan, but... I can never come back. My body, soul... everything about me is imprisoned in There. Do you think that ending is what I want?"

Jiang Cheng did not answer, then turned his head and looked through the window at the moon hanging high in the night sky, and whispered as if talking to himself: "No one knows what the best ending is for everyone, no matter what No matter what kind of ending it is, it is impossible to satisfy everyone. There will always be people who are dissatisfied, there will always be people in pain, there will always be people who are sad... There is no perfect ending that satisfies everyone. When you gain something, you will lose it. Some. But I hate people who cringe and want to escape the ending..."

After listening to Jiang Cheng's words, Xiaojiu raised his hand and replied disdainfully: "You boring person, I'm going back."

As soon as he finished speaking, Xiao Jiu...or Yue Yong closed her eyes and collapsed into Jiang Cheng's arms.

"Goodbye." Jiang Cheng raised his head and murmured softly, and then looked down at Yue Yong, who was still sleeping. "So, Yue Yue, the reason why dreams are beautiful is just because they are dreams. Wake up. .”

At this time, Yue Yong made a sound in her mouth and slowly opened her eyes.

"Good morning."

Looking at Jiang Cheng's smiling face above her head, a certain string in Yue Yong's heart was plucked...

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