Maybe a Fake Gintama

Latest website: Looking at Suzuran who was coughing and covered in cold sweat, several black lines slowly appeared on Jiang Cheng's forehead, then he turned around calmly again and raised his hand to say goodbye: "Sorry, I just remembered the room. The lights are not turned off yet, so I went to take a look. It’s not okay if we don’t save energy and reduce emissions. Mother Earth is also very hard, with evil Sai-Os, evil space beings, and even demons and androids. …”

"Don't worry, all the lights are turned off." Rilun grabbed Jiang Cheng's clothes again and said with a smile, "And even if the earth is destroyed, there will still be Dragon O on the Mei O planet. Don't worry about that. .”

[Where are you playing with me? ! ] Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth and looked at Rilun, [Can such a person still be called an oiran? ! This flower must have withered fifty years ago! Now all that's left is a crumbling flower pole! It looks like we are about to feed Mother Earth! 】

At this time, Suzuran finally stopped coughing and said with some complacency: "Even if I get older, my skills in that area will not be lost to those of young people..."

Seeing Suzuran's dentures flying out of her butt due to coughing, Jiang Cheng's entire forehead and eyes turned completely black.

…

Jiang Cheng, who was sitting cross-legged in front of the small wine table or counter, had a dark face and an expressionless expression throughout. Opposite Jiang Cheng was Ri Lun, who was smiling.

Suzuran fan, who was standing next to Cheng Jiangcheng while holding the IV pole, stared at Jiang Cheng's profile: "Come on, come on, please come over here and save the world... Huh? Who are you?"

"It's just a completely innocent passerby who was tricked by a dead old man and a dead old woman. His name doesn't matter at all. I don't dare to be a savior or anything like that." Jiang Cheng lowered his head and replied.

After deliberately throwing wine on Jiang Chengsang's face, Rilun made a look of remorse: "Ah, sorry, sorry, my hand slipped accidentally. After all, in Jiang Chengsang's eyes, she is also an old woman. You shouldn’t mind, right?”

"Haha, I don't mind at all." Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and smiled, "After all, she is an old woman, so mistakes are normal ~ Hahaha..."

Listening to the sound of Jiang Cheng gnashing his teeth, Nichirin didn't pay attention, but stretched out his hand to signal and looked at Suzuran with a smile and introduced: "Tafu, you are the savior of Yoshiwara and now the new Night King of Yoshiwara, Jiangcheng, Jiangcheng-san. .”

"Temporary." Jiang Cheng added a few words expressionlessly.

"Ah, yes. I have always thought that one day I would like to thank you..." Suzuran tremblingly stretched out her hand towards Jiang Cheng after taking the wine from Nichirin.

But then he coughed violently again.

After coughing for a while and even half of the wine was spilled, Suzuran recovered a little and pointed the wine towards Jiang Cheng again, "Please don't get drunk tonight."

After being glared at by Nichirin, Jiang Chengcai held his face with one hand, reluctantly picked up the small wine glass and stretched it towards Suzuran with a face turned aside.

"Ahem..." Suzuran coughed again and spilled the wine again.

But just when Rilun thought that all the wine would be spilled on the ground, Jiang Cheng's hand that was gently squeezing the wine glass suddenly moved.

Seeing Jiang Cheng pouring every drop of wine into the wine glass that was just full, Rilun smiled softly and thought to himself: "He is really a man who has no idea what he is thinking." 】

After lying on his back and pouring the wine into his mouth and drinking it, Jiang Cheng turned around and smiled and tipped the glass over to signal.

"As expected of the legendary oiran, the wine is really good."

Looking at Jiang Cheng's face, Ling Lan blushed inexplicably, and quickly raised the wine in her hand again, "Let's drink until we're drunk tonight, huh? Is the wine already empty? I'm such a good drinker. …cough"

She couldn't cough up the entire cough. It was as if her throat was stuck. Suzuran's face deteriorated at a speed visible to the naked eye. She suddenly fell to the ground and struggled.

Looking at Suzuran who was struggling to breathe with her mouth wide open, Jiang Cheng quickly stood up and said, "Hey! Are you okay! Hinata, call an ambulance quickly!"

But just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly noticed that Nichiwa was playing the shamisen leisurely at this time, and praised with a smile: "As expected of a famous dancer, Suzuran Taio, what a wonderful breakdance." ah."

Looking at Suzuran struggling on the ground, Jiang Cheng complained crazily: "What kind of break dancing is this! It looks like he's about to jump across the Santu River!"

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Cheng hurriedly knelt down to help Linglan and looked after her carefully.

"Hey! Are you okay? Have you seen the previous guests waving to you across the river? Ask them to bring the money over before you go there! Don't just go there without seeing the money!"

At this time, Suzuran, who had recovered a little, blushed again, "Guest, you are really impatient, let's go to bed now."

"Has the revolving door started already?!" Jiang Cheng was startled, "Hey! Cheer up! If you die now, it won't be covered by the work-related injury insurance! By the way, if you die now, Yueyue may find out what was prepared for You Nu. I misappropriated my work-related injury insurance money to buy games! Hey! Cheer up!!"

At this moment, Rilun beside him suddenly shouted: "Get ready to go to bed~"

As soon as he finished speaking, a fully equipped mobile hospital bed was pushed in by two little girls, and Linglan was also carried to the bed to start first aid.

"Huh~ I'm saved." Jiang Cheng breathed a sigh of relief, "It was almost too bad. If the money is found to have been tampered with, Yueyue will definitely want to kill me. I'd rather use the next month... No, just make up for it next month..."

Ten minutes later, Suzuran's condition gradually stabilized.

Looking at Jiang Cheng standing in front of the hospital bed, Linglan said feebly: "Today... I really enjoyed myself today."

"It should be a near miss." Jiang Cheng gently raised the corner of his mouth and replied with a chuckle.

"Thank you for coming to my last banquet," Suzuran continued to herself, then slowly closed her eyes, with a relieved smile on her face, "You are such a gentle person, and you are willing to worry about me. An old-fashioned man, I haven’t met a gentle person for a long time who took the initiative to take my drink... This gentleness is simply..."

Linglan did not continue, but then stretched out her hand tremblingly and pulled out a piece of her hair. She reached out to Jiang Cheng with trembling hands and asked softly: "Then, can you make a promise with me?"

After tying the trembling hair to Jiang Cheng's left little finger, Suzulan stretched out the hair tied to her left little finger and continued: "When the moon rises, please come and meet me again. I will always wait for the moon. The moment it rises..."

…

late at night.

Looking at Jiang Cheng who had his hands folded in his sleeves outside the door, raising his head and squinting his eyes to look at the moon with a smile on his face, Nilun said softly: "Aren't you confused? That hair..."

"I'm not a man who doesn't understand amorous feelings." Jiang Cheng turned around and said with a smile, "Even if you are a wandering girl, in the end, you are just a woman. No matter what era, women are always more emotional than men. A lot, and men are much more cunning than women."

"Maybe it's not like that." Nichiwa smiled softly, lowered his head and gently played the shamisen in his hand, ""My love only belongs to you", "I will never betray you. ”, in order to prove their vows, wandering girls will give their hair, nails or bloody fingerprints to the men they like, but unfortunately, it is basically just a means for wandering girls to squeeze more money from men. Cunning, right? "

"Who knows..." Jiang Cheng took out his hand from his sleeve and glanced down at the hair on his little finger, "But maybe it's similar to an April Fool's Day confession? Is it true or not... who can tell clearly except himself? Woolen cloth?"

"That's a good metaphor." Nichiwa stopped holding the shamisen in his hand, raised his head and praised with a smile, and then continued, "That person may have believed the April Fool's Day confession. So even though she could no longer receive guests and Yoshihara was liberated, she still stubbornly refused to retreat, saying that she was willing to do anything as long as she could stay here. So she planned to remain a wandering girl throughout her life and never leave here.

She said that a long time ago, when Yoshihara was still on the ground, she made a promise with someone to escape from Yoshihara together. From the looks of it, she must have confused you with that man. "

"Really?" Jiang Cheng picked his ears with his little finger and answered casually, "If you can be confused, doesn't it mean that man is also a good man like me?"

"Indeed, since we are confused, that man is probably just a scumbag like you." Hinawa pretended to be surprised, "Oh! No! It's better to tell this matter to Mr. Suzuran quickly." It’s better to explain it clearly!”

"Kill you, damn old woman. Wow!"

Looking at Jiangcheng who was hit in the face by the shamisen, Nichiwa smiled and apologized: "I'm sorry, my hands are slipping again because of my age~"

"Tch!" After wiping the nosebleed, Jiang Cheng spat disdainfully, and then looked at Yue Yong, who was patrolling the street not far away, "Keep it a secret from Yueyue and Baihua. If Yue Yue knows about this kind of thing, Light might lose her mind."

"Hey, I get it." Rilun nodded lightly, and wisely did not ask Jiang Cheng whether he was going to leave it alone or what he was going to do.

"Ha~ I'm going back to rest. Let's take a rare chance to see friends who are in confinement at home tomorrow." Jiang Cheng yawned and stretched at the same time, then turned around and walked slowly towards the door. At the same time, he didn't I forgot to raise my hand and say good night.

"Good night, Hidori."

"Um, Jiang Chengsang." Ri Lun turned around and called Jiang Cheng to stop, and asked with a smile: "If possible, can you make a new agreement with me?"

"What? Do you also want to elope with me under the moonlit night?" Jiang Cheng waved and said casually, "Forget it, I'm not interested at all."

"Don't worry, that's the same for me." Rilun replied with a squinted smile, then opened his eyes and his expression became a little more serious, with a hint of prayer in his seriousness, "It's for Yueyue. And the agreement we made, is that okay?"

"Not interested in."

"It doesn't matter even if that child is alone." Riwa looked at Jiang Cheng's back as he started to slowly leave again and continued in an almost pleading tone, "When you are leaving here, at least... have a good talk with that child. Individually, please.”

Jiang Cheng, who had just reached the door, paused for a moment, but then returned to normal, leaving only a vague "hmm" sound.