Maybe a Fake Gintama

"...If I learned this in the universe..."

Immediately afterwards, Omiichi's right hand, which was wrapped in bandages and still wearing gloves, picked up the lightsaber that he took out from nowhere and pressed the switch.

"If the lightsaber style can be put to use, just ask! Hahahaha..."

Looking at the laser beam that buzzed out from the hilt of the sword, Jiangcheng and Kagura, realizing what was going to happen, hid behind Gintoki at the same time.

Looking at Omiichi who was laughing and waving a lightsaber on his head in front of him, Gintoki turned around and looked at Jiang Cheng and Kagura who were pressing their heads to prevent them from lying down and yelled: "Hey! What are you two doing? What?! People will die!"

"Now I'm eager to try it!" Omi shouted.

The tip of the hair on his head was cut off, but Gintoki, who was unable to dodge as the two people behind him held him tightly, shouted: "Hey! It's very dangerous! Stop it! Stop it!"

At this time, Omi stood up, raised the lightsaber in his hand, and continued with an excited face as he said to himself: "Let us work together to revive the old man's dojo!"

With that said, Omi stepped heavily on the table with her right foot, clenched her left hand, and continued energetically: "Then, let Hengdokan become the number one dojo in the universe! Hey! Hey! Roar-!!"

Looking at the dazzling blue beam of light that penetrated the roof when the lightsaber switch was pressed, causing the tiles to fall continuously, Gintoki complained expressionlessly.

"Where's the promised revival?"

…

The time came in the afternoon.

On a small bridge on the streets of Edo.

Jiang Cheng, who was forced by A Miao to cosplay the Jedi, stood expressionlessly on the bridge with a lightsaber in hand and acted as a model.

Behind him, Gintoki and Kagura, who were also forced to put on the same hooded coats, held up chess pieces with """ on their faces expressionlessly and stood behind Amiao and Shinpachi who were shouting at the people on the roadside.

As for Obi-Wan...ah, no, it was Omiichi who was standing in front of the two of them with his hands folded, grinning with a cheerful and energetic smile.

A Miao was still shouting to the passers-by: "Come on, don't miss it as you pass by~ We are a new school in Edo——"

"Tian Tian Wu Xin Light Sword Style——" Shinpachi took over the words, his expression was full of enthusiasm.

"The next step is the era of lasers." A Miao took over again.

"With laser, you can do anything. The freckles and moles on the face that people care about today can all be removed! The girls you care about will also be happy! Let's do laser together!"

Seeing the two people who were so energetic as if they were performing cross talk, Gintoki, who was expressionless throughout the whole process, finally couldn't help but silently asked a question.

"No, why do we have to laser together?"

Omi, who completely ignored Gintoki's words, turned around and said carelessly: "What a headache, Gintoki-dono, no one is approaching at all."

"Eh? Why are you telling me?" Gintoki was stunned, looking confused.

As soon as Omi turned around, she raised her right index finger and suggested to herself: "How about it? Let's practice using the laser here to show them?"

Gintoki refused directly without thinking: "No, I have never used a lightsaber, and I don't want to use it."

"What are you talking about? You are the man who will support the lightsaber stream from now on."

"ha?"

"Don't act stupid, are you Miao's?" As he said that, Omiichi stretched out the little finger of his right hand.

Seeing the blue laser beam coming out of Omi's little finger with a buzzing sound, Gintoki instantly complained: "What does that mean? I have never seen such a metaphor, okay? By the way, this person shot lasers from his fingers. !”

Omi approached Gintoki with a teasing look on her face.

He whispered: "You are really slow. To put it bluntly, you just shot the laser between A Miao's legs..."

Before he finished speaking, Omiichi's expression froze for a moment as his crotch was pierced by the lightsaber in Miao's hand. He paused for two seconds and then fell straight forward.

"Please shut up, Brother Oumi," A Miao reminded lightly, the veins on her face still beating, "That's not the case at all."

Omi turned around and praised A Miao: "As expected of A Miao, she has already mastered the lightsaber style!"

"That's not the lightsaber style, it's the light-O style!" Gintoki complained loudly.

"Really," Xin Baji said with a hint of helplessness at this time, "Brother Aichi is the one who is slow. Even if he is a sister, if his first love says such things..."

Buzz—tsk!

Before he could finish his words, Xin Baji, who had been hit by the lightsaber in A Miao's butt, fell straight forward.

"Ah——!" Xin Baji screamed.

"Eh? Did he just talk about first love?" Gintoki caught a certain keyword with black lines in the corners of his eyes, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but twitch, "Did he just talk about first love?"

"Really or not?" Kagura whispered, "What kind of person do you like, Aru?"

A Miao, who was squatting on the ground, grabbed Xin Baji by his collar and shouted through gritted teeth, "Don't say unnecessary words! Do you want to be killed by me?!"

At this moment, Jiang Cheng, who was leading a group of chirping Yingying Yanyan, came over and asked A Miao: "A Miao, are these okay? If so, I will go back."

Looking at the girls surrounding Jiang Cheng, Kagura praised: "Ah! As expected of my uncle Aru! He has recruited so many apprentices in such a short time!"

"Everyone, be quiet." Jiang Cheng turned around and shouted to the young ladies in front of him, who were all looking at him with loving eyes and almost admiration, squinting their eyes and smiling, "Please sign up one by one, everyone. Everyone has a chance.”

"I'm the first! I want to be the first to be pierced by your lightsaber!" A certain young lady raised her hands excitedly and shouted.

"Get out of the way! I'm the first!"

"Get away! I'm the first!"

Looking at the crowd of warblers in front of him, Jiang Cheng scratched his head and smiled awkwardly.

"Ah, it's really distressing..."

Buzz—chi—

Jiang Cheng, who had three lightsabers inserted between his hips, maintained his original posture and fell straight forward.

"Ah——! Killed someone!"×n

All the young ladies screamed in surprise and dispersed within two seconds, disappearing without a trace.

Jiang Cheng slowly turned around mechanically, smiled bitterly and asked, "Um...did I do anything wrong?"

"No, but it makes people angry." A Miao and Gintoki replied expressionlessly at the same time.

"Uncle, are you okay Aru?" Kagura squatted down and asked.

"This is not a question that should be asked by the most provocative person." Jiang Cheng replied silently.

At this moment, along with the sound of two different footsteps that stopped in front of Jiangcheng and others almost at the same time, the voices of Kondo and Kyubey sounded at the same time.

"Um...I'm sorry, we want to..." As they said that, the two of them raised their heads at the same time, revealing faces that had also begun to lose their rationality, "Join the lightsaber stream!"

"A troublesome person has appeared!!" Gintoki exclaimed.

"Since it's so powerful, I really want to experience it for myself, right Kyuubei-kun?" Kondo picked his nostrils with his index finger and said casually, but his eyes were fixed on Omiichi who was still lying on the ground, "Well... "

"What is it called?" Kubei said with the same expression as he was about to lose his mind, "That... light... light shit style, right? Kondo-kun."

"No, no, that's wrong, that's the light beach stream, right? Kyubei-kun."

"Hey! I've never seen you two be so close!" Gintoki complained crazily, "Stalkers actually joined forces in front of their first love!"

Kondo and Kyubei, whose minds were shattered, didn't care at all about Gintoki's words, and walked toward Omiichi with a murderous look in their eyes.

Kondo's grin was slightly stiff: "But before becoming a disciple, let us see if you are really that powerful."

"That's right, let's discuss it with us first." Kubei, who had the same expression as Kondo, continued.

Omiichi, who didn't hear any of what the two said, looked at the two people in front of him and held their right hands and responded excitedly: "Okay! I couldn't have wished for it! I'm really looking forward to it. I haven't fought against a samurai in many years!" Ten years ago, I met a guy who went from the earth to the universe, but he turned out not to be a samurai. I was really disappointed at that time! Hahahaha..."

Before Omiichi finished speaking, Kondo and Kyubei showed their weapons at the same time and aimed at Omiichi.

By the way, Kondo's weapon is a large-caliber rocket launcher, and Kyubey's weapon is a cannon.

"This is not a samurai at all, okay?!" Gintoki complained loudly at the top of his lungs.

"Go to hell!!" they both shouted at the same time.

"You told the truth!!"

boom! ! boom! !

The two shells directly hit Omiichi who was standing in front of the wooden bridge fence.

Looking at the billowing black smoke caused by the explosion in front of them, before Kondo and Kyubey could feel the sense of relief, they suddenly found a figure looming in the black smoke that was slowly dissipating in front of them.

After the smoke dissipated, Kondo and Kyubey were able to see clearly. They saw Omiichi, who was unscathed but whose clothes and face were dirty, raising her right hand and grinning extremely cheerfully.

"That's not okay, you two." Omi said carelessly, "Shooting something like that in a place like this will really kill people."

With that said, Omi pulled off the tattered glove on her right hand and continued speaking as if asking a question to herself.

"Huh? Me? I'm fine!"

Omiichi bent her legs slightly and clenched her right hand. The dazzling blue light focused on her right fist. Then she stood up straight and raised her right fist high.

Dazzling blue light shot straight into the sky from his fist, converging into a blue lightsaber several meters wide and ten meters long!

"After all, half of me...is no longer human."

Looking at Omiichi's mechanical arm that was revealed after the bandage was untied, everyone present had their mouths half-opened, the corners of their mouths twitching and their faces covered with dense black lines and expressionless.

At this time, Omi swung the huge lightsaber formed by her right hand towards the wooden bridge and slashed it down.

Boom! ! !

…

Outside the earth, a spacecraft that looks like a laser gun is slowly heading towards the earth.

"Konofi, Kanofi, please answer, please answer!"

A green-skinned little celestial being in the main cockpit of the spacecraft kept shouting into the intercom, but he didn't get a reply for a long time.

"No, no response, are you acting alone again? He is really a troublesome guy~"

"Let him go," another celestial being of the same race replied casually, looking at the blue earth outside the window, "I remember that planet is his hometown, so let him say goodbye. Hahahaha... …”

…

Earth, Edo.

A welcome party for new students is being held in the Hengdao Hall at night.

Miichi Omi, A Miao, Shinpachi, Gintoki, Kagura, Kondo, Jiubei, Haruta, who had just finished school, and Jiang Chengzheng, who was forcibly "retained" by A Miao, "happily" gathered together.

"Oh! It turned into a lightsaber style?!" Haruta looked surprised, "Great! I can show off to my classmates tomorrow! It's super cool! Thank you, Brother Jiangcheng! I don't hate you at all now. You sent me here and ignored me for hundreds of chapters! When I go back, I will throw away the little straw man with your name hidden under my pillow!"

"Hey, wait a minute," Jiang Cheng looked at Haruta expressionlessly, "What's going on with the little straw man with my name on it? Do you still hide something like that? Didn't you say you wanted to practice swordsmanship? Of?"

"Ah haha, at such a young age, he is already the senior brother of our Heavenly Wushin Lightsaber style." Omi touched Haruta's somewhat messy head, "You must work harder in the future! Haruzai!"

"Who is Qingzai?" Jiang Cheng, who was sitting next to Omiichi, complained, "By the way, why was I also detained? I never said I wanted to be a disciple!"

"Sir Jiangcheng, I have heard all about it," Omi shook her head and sighed softly, "You have been silently supporting this dojo from the very beginning. Not only did you entrust your descendants here with confidence, you also often took care of them. Xinzi, thank you so much!”

"I have already felt this gratitude, so I went back." With that, Jiang Cheng stood up.

But before Jiang Cheng could get up, Omiichi grabbed Jiang Cheng's neck in a familiar manner, leaned close to his ear, raised his eyebrows, and continued in a low voice: "Don't worry, I will do whatever you want for you." It’s confidential, but it’s fair competition. After all, there is only one A Miao.”

"Please don't say such scary things, okay?" Jiang Cheng replied casually, then raised an index finger and continued with a smile, "Actually, I am a giant O, poor O... no, washboard or something like that. I don’t like it at all.”

As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, A Miao, who came up behind him at some point, smashed his head into the floor.

"Hahaha, Mr. Jiangcheng, you are really good at joking," Omi raised her face and laughed a few times, then turned back to look at A Miao, "Women can't just look at that kind of thing. There are also washboards. The advantage of wearing clothes is, for example, for some reason, when I see A Miao now, I always feel more friendly than Xin Zai, because he is almost exactly the same as before..."

Before she finished speaking, Omiichi's head was smashed into the floor by A Miao.

A Miaopi smiled and said, "What do you mean? Big brother Oumi? Are you saying that I haven't developed at all in all these years?"

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