Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Huh? Amnesia?" Jiang Cheng looked at the trio of Master Houses in front of him with strange eyes, "Hey, what is this? The latest scam, or is Gintoki drunk too much and still hungover?"

"It's true, it's true! Yin Sang really lost his memory! Jiang Cheng Sang!" Xin Baji said anxiously.

"It seems that Aru hit the car when he went to buy jump." Kagura added, "It's strange that the boss is so young and doesn't expect anything to happen to jump..."

"I've seen enough of this kind of plot in those cheesy TV dramas. Is the author an idiot? He wrote this kind of plot that is thousands of years old." Jiang Cheng sighed and walked to Gintoki who was wearing a hospital gown and looked left and right. Take a look, "Ah, it really looks like the real thing, even the distance between the eyes and eyebrows is close..."

"Now is not the time to talk about this, Jiang Chengsang, please think of a solution!" Xin Baji said eagerly, so anxious that he even forgot to vomit, "Aren't you friends who have known each other since childhood?"

"Hahahaha..." At this time, Gui's laughter suddenly sounded from behind everyone, "Gintoki, I never thought you would have such a day!"

"Hey, what are you hiding behind your back?" Jiang Cheng stared at Gui speechlessly, "Stop hiding it, is it women's clothing? I even saw the exposed corner. I thought how you got into Yoshihara, but it turns out They always wear women's clothes! That's why that strange white penguin can't get in!"

"It's not women's clothing, it's disguise!" Gui retorted, "Also, it's not a strange white penguin, it's Elizabeth!"

At this time, Elizabeth stood at Yoshiwara's entrance wearing a wig and lipstick. That's right, the security guard didn't let it in...

"Guisang, that's great. Even Guisang is here. In this case, maybe Gin-san can really recover his memory. After all, Guisang is also Gintoki's former friend..."

Just as Shinpachi finished speaking, he saw Jiang Cheng whispering something in Gintoki's ear, so Shinpachi leaned over and listened.

"Gintoki, you are actually the Night King of this underground city, Yoshiwara! The ultimate creature known as White Yasha! You once defeated Joseph Joestar and the previous Night King of this city: Hosen! Everything else doesn't matter. ! Make sure to remember these!"

Just as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, a kunai was already stuck in Jiang Cheng's head.

"Hey! Don't add any weird settings to others! What is White Yaksha's ultimate creature! What is Joseph Joestar! Those are all settings in other works!" Shinpachi complained, At the same time, he looked at Yue Yong who walked in, "Miss Yue Yong..."

"Ah, Yueyue?" Jiang Cheng said as he stood up and pulled out the kunai from the back of his head.

"Xin Bajiu is right!" Gui said from the side, "Don't add any strange memories to others!"

With that said, Katsura walked up to Gintoki and said, "Gintoki! Remember, you were once my little brother and I ordered you around every day."

"Hey! What you're doing is pretty much the same! Tampering with other people's memories and so on!" Xin Baji yelled again, "Just now I thought you were different from Jiang Chengsang!"

"Actually, you just want him to regain his memory?" Jiang Cheng waved his hand and continued, "I usually see so many similar plots, why can't I remember them all now?"

"You mean..." Xinbajiu thought thoughtfully.

"Isn't it often like this on TV?" Jiang Cheng said, already coming behind Gintoki, "The first time I hit my head, I lost my memory. The second time..."

"You...what are you going to do?" Gintoki felt a chill and couldn't help but ask.

"It won't hurt, it will pass soon." As he said that, Jiang Cheng had already smashed his fist on Gintoki's head.

In an instant, Gintoki flew out.

"Hey! What are you doing!" Xin Baji said bitterly.

"Isn't it like this on TV?" Jiang Cheng asked, "You lose your memory after the first impact, but you can recover your memory after the second impact..."

"So it's just TV!" He said,

Shinpachi and Kagura quickly ran to Gintoki, "The doctor said, "Human memory is like a branch, intricately interconnected. If one of the branches is touched, the other branches will also be affected. "

After saying that, Shinpachi helped Gintoki who fell to the ground, "How was it? Did you remember anything?"

"It hurts, it hurts..." Gintoki rubbed his forehead and sat up slowly, "I seem to have remembered a little... but I don't seem to have remembered..."

"See, it works!" Jiang Cheng said, holding his hands and nodding.

"Really Aru? Where is it?" Kagura said and started to punch Gintoki on the head, "Where did you react just now after being hit? Is it here? Or here?..."

"This is the right place," Katsura said, kicking Gintoki's butt.

Seeing the two people getting more and more excited, Shinpachi quickly stopped him, but at this moment, Yue Yong took action. She raised her hand and saw a kunai, which hit the spot where Gintoki had just been punched by Jiang Cheng.

"That's the right place." Yue Yong reminded.

"Don't mark them like this!" Shinpachi complained, pulling Kagura and Katsura up at the same time, and pulled out the kunai from the back of Gintoki's head.

"Let me do it, you are all too dangerous..." Xin Baji said with a sigh.

"You..." Gintoki looked at Shinpachi, and somehow he was suddenly moved. Although he didn't know this child, he was protecting himself. Maybe...

Just when Gintoki was a little touched, Shinpachi took out a hammer with 10t written on it and hit Gintoki on the back of the head.

"Remember it quickly! You have naturally curly silver hair! You're a fool who doesn't pay your salary! It's a shame to lose all your money to small steel balls..."

Shinbachi shouted while beating.

"Hey! You are the most ruthless one!" Jiang Cheng quickly grabbed Xin Bajie.

"How's it going? Did you remember anything?" Xin Baji asked breathlessly.

"I don't know if he remembers it or not. I just know that after being hit by you for a while, he might really not be able to remember it anymore..." Jiang Cheng replied looking at Gintoki, whose head had sunk into the floor.

"Gin-chan! How are you? Remember Aru?!" Kagura dug Gintoki out of the floor and asked.

Gintoki's eyes became even duller: "Who...are you?"

Jiang Cheng: "..."

Xin Baji: "..."

Kagura: "..."

Yue Yong: "..."

"Are you kidding!" Gui dragged Gintoki and shouted, "Hey! Open your eyes and look! Me! Your former boss!..."

Gui still couldn't finish his words, so he was kicked down by Jiang Cheng. At the same time, Jiang Cheng signaled to Yue Yong. Yue Yong understood and clapped his hands. In an instant, two Baihua members appeared in the room, one on the left and the other on the right. If you live, go out.

"Why are you driving me away? Didn't Shinbaji-kun say that memory is like an intricate tree branch? I'm just grafting! The teacher taught it in class..." Gui's voice became farther and farther away until it disappeared. .

"It's really troublesome..." Jiang Cheng muttered, looking at Gintoki who was rubbing his head, but suddenly an idea flashed, "Ah! I almost forgot about Takaji!"

"Takaji? Who is that?" Xin Baji asked curiously.

"We are old friends," Jiang Cheng said as he took out his phone, opened the address book and began to search for Gao Shan's contact information, "Maybe he will have some method... there is it!"

Finally, Jiang Cheng found Gao Shan's number and dialed it at the same time. After a few seconds, the call was connected.

Jiangcheng: "Moxi Moxi, is this Takaji?"

Wu Shibian Pingtai: "Private Marseille, you made the wrong number. This is the Ghost Soldiers."

Jiang Cheng: "That's right! Call me Takaji to answer the phone!"

Takeichi turned to Heita: "There really is no one named Takaji here."

Jiang Cheng: "He is your leader! Let him answer the phone!"

Takeshi turned to Heita: "Well, I'm very sorry..."

Just when Takeichi Benhei Taisho was about to reprimand Ichiban Jiangcheng in a long speech and discuss with Jiangcheng for several hours about loli... no, about the specific provisions of the Edo Youth Protection Regulations, Takasugi finally came to the Ghost Soldiers conference room...

"Who is he talking to?" Takasugi asked casually, and walked to the refrigerator nearby, opened the door, took out a bottle of Yakult and drank it.

"Sir Jinsuke~" Matako shouted coquettishly and then said, "It seems that I called the wrong number. He said he was looking for someone named Takaji~"

After listening, although Takasugi choked on Yakult, in order to maintain his character, Takasugi covered his mouth with his hand, pretended to cough twice, and said again, "Familiar, take it over..."

"Huh? Really?" Youzi couldn't believe it.

"Ah, [old] acquaintance..." As he said that, the corners of Gao Shan's mouth slightly raised, and he looked at him again and again.

"Ah~! Lord Jinsuke is so handsome~!"

Wushi Abnormal Ping understood and turned the phone into hands-free mode.

Jiang Cheng's somewhat joyful voice came from the phone, "Takaji! Is it Takaji? Hello?"

"Who is Takaji! Show me some respect! Call me Takasugi-sama or Shinsuke-sama!" Matako shouted.

"Hey? Who is this flat-chested voice?" Jiang Cheng asked in confusion, "Takaji, why do you like flat-chested people?"

"Who are you calling flat-chested? Why can you tell Xiami is flat-chested just by listening to her voice?!" Youzi said angrily.

"Go away, you flat-chested guy, I want to talk to Takaji," Jiang Cheng said casually.

"Ah?!" Matata just wanted to retort, but was instantly stopped by Wu Shi's pervert Ping, "Mr. Jiang Cheng, you really guessed wrong. Matata is not flat-chested! Although it sounds similar, it still has it! Although it's not big!"

(Voice-over: You’re tampering with people’s names again! They call them Wu Shi Bian Ping Tai, not Wu Shi Pervert Ping!)

"Huh? Is that so?" Jiang Cheng reacted just after he finished speaking, "Hey, have you recognized me a long time ago?"

"Of course, after all, I am also the staff member of the Ghost Army." Abnormal Ping said, "And, thanks to your sponsorship, the Ghost Army can be reorganized smoothly."

"Then don't let me meet you next time~" Jiang Cheng said with a smile.

"That's enough," Gao Shan finally said, "Jiang Cheng, what do you want to do?"

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ps: Another chapter before nine o'clock, there are a lot of things today~~~