Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Hey," a kunai was stretched out behind Gintoki quietly, and Yue Yong's cold voice sounded at the same time, "Who are you? Why do you know about that man? Why do you seem to know that man so well? Same? And why are you with Xiaodama and Kagura's dog? Tell me everything..."

Seeing Yue Yong who suddenly appeared behind Gintoki, Xiaoyu quickly shouted: "Master Yue Yong!"

Gintoki spoke without looking back, with a slightly helpless tone: "Really, I didn't expect to meet the famous Death God Taifu at such a juncture. I'm really unlucky."

"Answer me!" Yue Yong tightened the kunai in her hand and moved a few centimeters towards Gintoki's back, and it was already pressed against Gintoki's back.

"Master Yueyong, actually..." Xiaoyu was interrupted by Gintoki before she could finish her sentence.

Gintoki turned around, raised his index finger and said seriously: "Actually, my relationship with that idiot is like the relationship between Kazuya Kojima and Ken Watanabe."

"Who believes it!" Yue Yong shouted, "Why are you a comedian?!"

"Gintoki-sama, UNJASH has not been disbanded yet." Xiaoyu reminded.

(Note: UNJASH: A comedy artist group composed of Kazuya Kojima and Ken Watanabe. In addition, the group name UNJASH is the meaning of J (JOY), A (ANGRY), S (SAD), H (HAPPY) thought by Watanabe. For the sake of joy and sorrow, Kojima Kazuya said that artists who add "あ(a)" and "ん(n)" will be more popular, so he added un.)

"It doesn't matter, sooner or later this combination will come true..."

Before Gintoki could finish speaking, Yue Yong and Xiao Yu stopped him with kunai and mop at the same time.

Ignoring Gintoki, who was lying on the ground with a big bag and kunai on his head and still twitching, Xiaoyu explained to Yueyong beside him: "Master Yueyong, the truth of the matter is actually... "

…

After listening to Xiaoyu's explanation, Yue Yong showed doubts on his face, raised his foot and stepped on Gintoki's somewhat dirty head, which was lying on the ground.

"Really? Is this man the real Kintoki?"

"What does it mean to be the real golden hour?" ! "Gintoki instantly became unhappy, got up and argued angrily, "It's only Gintoki from the beginning to the end! That golden hour is fake! "

"It doesn't matter," Yue Yong replied casually, and then glanced at Xiaoyu again, "Then...what happened to Jiang Cheng? Who is that...in Yoshihara now?"

"Have Master Yueyong forgotten it?" Xiaoyu asked doubtfully, "I have clearly met him before, and he is almost exactly the same as Master Jiang Cheng..."

At this time, Yue Yong suddenly thought of something, and her pupils shrank slightly, "Is it... the white blood cell king at that time?!"

"Hey, that's right." Xiaoyu nodded and confirmed Yue Yong's guess, "The King of White Blood Cells came to reality because Lord Jiang Cheng entrusted him to Lord Gengai after seeking his opinion. After that, Only through the joint efforts of the three parties can the white blood cell king come to reality."

Gintoki looked confused: "Hey? What are you talking about? What is the leukocyte king? What is the name of that idiot's stand-in?"

"That's it, no wonder he's almost exactly the same as that idiot." Yue Yong murmured, "And there's also a familiar feeling..."

Gintoki continued: "Hey, listen to what people are saying. Is it really okay to find that kind of substitute? It sounds like a single-celled organism."

"Ah, it doesn't matter, because that person..." Yue Yong replied calmly, "He is also a single-cell idiot."

"Ah! It's true!" Gintoki exclaimed in surprise, then clapped his hands, "This way, it will definitely not be exposed.

It’s really gratifying, congratulatory, congratulatory…”

Before he finished speaking, Gintoki's expression changed instantly, his eyes were white with blue veins popping out and he roared: "...he's so big! There's no problem over there, but there's a huge problem here! Now that you know, please help me!"

"No, didn't Gintoki-sama just say that things over Kintoki's side are irrelevant?" Xiaoyu asked, "And he also said that he would occasionally try to bear everything by himself."

"I have changed my mind now." Gintoki denied what he had just said without any sense of shame, and then whispered in Xiaoyu's ear, "Hey, hey, take a look at the atmosphere. You need to know where this woman is. But there are a group of scary women, and if they can help, they will be able to easily get rid of the one with straight blond hair.

Having to choose the hard mode even though there is an easy mode is something only a fool would do, right? In short, look at my eyes and act, and cry for me when I make you cry. After seeing your appearance, I believe she will feel unbearable.

In short, I have to make that idiot bleed out once in a while, hand over the manpower, money... in short, let her hand over everything! By the way, you can also take the opportunity to ask for more alimony, and I will cooperate with you! "

"Hey, I heard everything." Yue Yong reminded with disdain.

"Ah hahaha," Gintoki rubbed his hands and came to Yue Yong's side, raising his eyebrows and showing a somewhat cunning smile, "In short, you have understood the situation clearly, right? Well... look at this... ahem, yes Right? How about making a proper contribution? Money and people are both acceptable. I don’t choose."

"Don't get me wrong, I don't completely believe you yet." Yue Yong folded her hands and hummed and casually replied, "Even if Xiaoyu said it, I don't completely believe it."

"Hey! Don't go too far! You bitch!"

"But..." As she spoke, Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng's umbrella that was fastened to her waist. After a moment of silence, she turned around and said, "Don't think about money, but if you have spare hands... it's not impossible to borrow it." Here you go. Come with me."

Hearing this, Gintoki's expression was filled with joy, "It's really Lucky! This way there won't be any problems! Xiaodama, Sadharu, let's go!"

…

Yoshihara, in a secret room.

Looking at Gintoki who remained silent, Yue Yong said: "These are now Yoshiwara's rich manpower. It doesn't matter what the salary is, as long as they take care of three meals a day."

"My little brother has a very strong body~"

"He looks very handsome too! Hehehe..."

"Although he has a strange head, he is still a good young man."

"But at this age, it's really exciting to be able to be redeemed by a young man."

…

Looking at the old ladies around him who were talking to each other, unable to stand without crutches, wearing heavy makeup and not many teeth left, Gintoki's head was covered with black lines. He looked at Yue Yong out of the corner of his twitching eyes and said, "Is this the rich man you are talking about? Hey, you did it on purpose, right? There should be a limit to how you can fool people, right?"

"No, I have already explained that wealthy people can be lent to you." Yue Yong took a puff of the pipe gently, slowly exhaled a puff of smoke and replied matter-of-factly, "These are old people who can no longer handle customers. The wandering girls who can survive on their pensions are now Yoshiwara’s wealthy manpower.”

"You talk about wealthy manpower, they are obviously Yoshiwara's burden! You guys obviously just want to throw all your burdens to others!"

"Don't underestimate them, each of them is a precious asset of Yoshiwara! Especially their polished skills, which can be said to be the pinnacle of Yoshiwara... no, it should be said to be the pinnacle of Edo!"

"Age is the ultimate factor! Do you want me to lead these daddies to form a daddy army to fight against the entire street of Kabukicho?! It's no longer possible! You will be killed instantly! You will be laughed out of your teeth!"

"Are you looking down on their skills?!"

"Stop it for me!! Stinky woman!!" Gintoki Byakuya roared with veins popping out of his eyes, complaining angrily, "It's because after staying with that irritating idiot for a long time, he also became irritating. Are you a big idiot?!"

As he spoke, Gintoki suddenly noticed that an old lady on the side had fallen to the ground because of too much excitement.

"By the way, one of them has already started to have trouble breathing! He's going to heaven alone before he's done anything! Is this how good your mouth skills are?!" As he said this, Gintoki leaned down and began to examine this person. In the case of the old lady, "Hey, cheer up! Basang! Don't die!"

The old lady's breathing gradually calmed down, and then she stretched out her two hands and slowly grabbed Gintoki, while her gleaming eyes were still staring straight at Gintoki.

"You are really an...anxious little brother~ Don't be anxious, don't be anxious, I will use my decades of skills to make you comfortable~"

"You're the one who's anxious, right?" Gintoki roared with white eyes.

"This one is Dingming's military advisor." Xiaoyu was introducing Dingchun beside him to a group of elderly wandering girls. "The army's combat plan is formulated by him. From now on, you will be the silver-haired general Gintoki." Men."

"Ouch!" Dingchun shouted.

"Hey!!" Gintoki said wildly with his eyes white, "Why do you make such a decision on your own! What is the silver-haired General Gintoki?! Is it really okay to have a dog as a strategist?!"

"Translate what military advisor Ding Ming just said," Xiaoyu said, taking out a map of Kabukicho, lying on the ground and explaining, "The first team is ambushing at this intersection, and the second team is here. The third division is here, the fourth division is holding back Kagura-sama and Shinpachi-sama, and only Gintoki-sama and the fifth division are left..."

"Wait a minute, who is the general? By the way, why am I the only one in the fifth division? Am I bullying people?"

Ignoring Gintoki's dissatisfaction, Xiaoyu continued: "When the Baba Army held everyone back, (Gintoki: Huh? Isn't it the silver-haired Gintoki Army?) Kintoki was handed over to Gintoki-sama. This is the only one at the moment. It can give Gintoki-sama a one-on-one opportunity with Kintoki. If one person fights against a street, Gintoki-sama will not have the slightest chance. However, now with the Baba Army, everyone can be contained. You understand Are you ready? Gintoki-sama?"

"Xiaoyu...you..." Gintoki opened his eyes wide, with a bit of disbelief on his face.

Xiaoyu stood up slowly and explained: "No matter who it is, it is impossible to turn a blind eye to the elderly people in need of help in front of them. This is the starting point of all our plans. Then... Gintoki-sama should not lose to such a shabby talent. right."

"Really," Gintoki sneered, and then stood up slowly, "How useless I am in your eyes, are you becoming more and more like that idiot? Xiaoyu? Well, forget it. .Whether it’s the Daddy Army or the Dog Army, it doesn’t matter what the name is, I will accept this [goodwill] and take back everything that should belong to me!”

"So...this is their redemption document." Yue Yong handed a thick stack of documents to Gintoki, "After you sign your name, you can take it away. As for the redemption fee...it will be free of charge for you this time."

Gintoki:……

…

The next day.

Today's Kabukicho seems to be a little different. The whole street is full of old ladies who are lost and need help. They can't quite remember where their home is. Therefore, Master House has received many similar commissions.

Similarly, people who are close to Gintoki also meet old ladies who can't remember which way the door opens after going out, as if they are suffering from Alzheimer's disease.

Kubei and Tojo's Yagyu Ichizu, Amiu, Hasegawa, Katsura, Kozaru...etc., these people without exception met old ladies in need of help on the street.

Out of kindness, these people, without exception, took these lost old ladies to find their way home.

In the Master House, looking at the three old ladies sitting on the sofa holding teacups and drinking tea, Xin Baji suggested to Jin Toki: "Jin Sang, if there are three mothers-in-law, the three of us can only move separately."

"wait…"

Kintoki, who sensed something was wrong, spoke quickly, but before he could finish speaking, he saw Shinbaji getting up and coming to an old woman with a smile and saying, "Mother-in-law, please come with me, I will help you find a home. of."

"What a wonderful child." The old woman looked grateful.

"Then the one with two teeth left will be given to me Aru." Kagura stood up and pointed at the mother-in-law in the middle and said to Kintoki, "The remaining mother-in-law who has no teeth will be given to Kin-chan. "

"Hey, wait..."

Before Kintoki could finish speaking, Kagura and Shinpachi had already walked out of the Master House with their respective "lost old ladies".

Jinshi, who was left alone, looked at the toothless old woman sitting on the sofa still holding a tea cup and the virtual box beside the old woman that read "Get the mission: Send the lost old woman home", and looked slightly confused. He shook his head helplessly.

"Well, forget it, let's complete the commission first." Kintoki said to himself, "That guy shouldn't matter, he has no chance of winning."

"Sakata Kintoki successfully accepted the mission."

"Ba Sang, come with me, I will take you to find your own home." Jin Shi smiled and extended his hand to the old woman on the sofa.

"Ba Sang?" The expression of the old woman who was still holding the teacup changed instantly. She raised her head and asked Xiang Jinshi, "Who is it?"

"Huh?" Jin Shi was stunned for a moment. He was about to say something, but suddenly he felt a growing sense of violation...

"Reintroduce yourself." Xiaoyu stretched out her hand and tore off the disguise on her face, revealing her original appearance, "My real name is Fabilouse Andrericssarinumbakalonhoneylemon Xiaoyu II, my nickname is Poko Tan, and my abbreviation is Xiaoyu."

"It's you!"

Da da da……

There was a sound of footsteps getting closer and closer at the entrance.

"I'm sorry, brother." Gintoki, carrying a wooden knife in one hand and picking his nose with the little finger of the other hand, came to the living room and stared at the dead fish eyes with no motivation. "Finally, I have the opportunity to dig out my heart and soul one on one. Let’s have a good chat.”

"Did you deliberately drive them away?" Jin Shi said disdainfully, "Do you think I can't do anything if I drive them away?"

"No, you must have made a mistake," Gintoki said casually, "We are not just attacking them, but this entire street. Brother."

"Wha...what?!"

Maybe this is a fake Gintama