Maybe a Fake Gintama
Chapter 651: Curves (natural curls) are much easier to draw than straight lines (straight hair)!
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"But there is no one in Kabukicho now..."
"Ah, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter," Jiang Cheng waved his hand and interrupted Jin Shi casually, "Their words have come back now. So, don't use that method anymore. The fabricated memories are of no use at all. Start from scratch. Really get used to it again with them. I believe you can do it. Then..."
As he said that, Jiang Cheng squinted his eyes again, showed a smile, and raised an index finger, "Even if you make up 10,000, it can't compare to the real 0.01. Remember it~"
"Hey! Why did you suddenly burst in and start preaching mode!" Gintoki on the side clenched his fists and said with popping veins, "That's my job! It's my last job!"
"I don't know whether you work or not..." Jiang Cheng pointed at Gentoki, "But it is indeed the end for you. Gintoki's silver has turned into Gen. And your body has also changed. It has started to become translucent.”
"Huh?" Gintoki was stunned for a moment, then lowered his head and glanced at his body. After seeing his legs that were already somewhat translucent, his whole body felt bad. "Really! It's really translucent! It's really translucent!" Before the final sermon begins, I want to end it first, Yin-sang!"
"Ah, now it has changed from Gen Shi to Gen Cun." Jiang Cheng continued, pointing to Gen Cun, whose upper body had also begun to become translucent.
"Oops! What's going on? What the hell is going on?!" Gen Cun hugged his head and shouted in horror, "Will something like this happen after the contract is terminated?! I have never heard of it! Hey! Who, Someone please explain it to me!"
"Ah, it has become Ri Cun." Jiang Cheng said in surprise, "In a sense, it has been combined into one word again! It's amazing! Ri Cun!"
"Xiaoyu! Just think of any method!" Ricun hurriedly asked Xiaoyu for help, "Hurry up! Otherwise, in the future, the only place for me in this work will be the female bathhouse!"
"Don't worry, Master Hicun." Xiaoyu replied.
Hearing this, Ricun's expression lit up, "Is there a way to get me back to normal?! Great! Xiaoyu, hurry up!"
"Xiaoyu is equipped with the latest infrared function and will always guard outside the women's bathhouse." Xiaoyu continued.
"That's not what you're worried about!!!" Ricun collapsed and shouted.
"Did you see that?" Ignoring Ri Cun, who was so mad that he was yelling and smashing the furniture in the room,
Jiang Cheng raised an index finger and looked at Jin Shi with a smile, "This is the real way to make him disappear. Your kind of playing house is of no use. If you want to make his existence disappear, at least... It should be done to this extent.”
"Shut up! You're so stupid!" Ricun roared with blue veins and white eyes, and at the same time he flew over and kicked him.
Jiang Cheng, who tilted his head and easily dodged Gintoki's attack, still had a smile on his face, "Sa, is it over yet? If possible, I will bring everyone here to get acquainted with each other again, and then our work can be re-acquainted. opened."
"Ah, it's... that's enough. I have restored everyone's memories." Jin Shi twitched the corner of his mouth, smiled reluctantly and replied at the same time.
"What's wrong with you?" Jiang Cheng looked confused, "Are you shy? Are you nervous now? Are you nervous because you have to face everyone in this crew soon?"
"No, no, it's nothing." Jinshi quickly replied with a smile, but in his mind he had a different scene, [This person... is super dangerous! Is this... is this the real protagonist? ! My faculties...are scared? ! After all... what kind of guy is he! Who on earth arranged for such a guy to be the protagonist? Idiot!
No... wait, this energy reaction... is this guy really human? ! Do humans have such a thing? ! And having said that, why didn’t I feel it when I saw him before? ! fan! This man is obsessed with everything! In short, let's just follow his words. If you don't, the consequences will be... quite bad.
Moreover, that man's existence is about to disappear completely. Speaking of which, I am the one who wins. Although this victory is not what I expected...]
At this moment, a burst of hurried footsteps suddenly came from outside the door. From these hurried footsteps, it could be heard that there was not just one person arriving.
Chi-ka!
Chi-ka!
The time between the door and the sliding door of the living room was opened was not more than one second.
Jiang Cheng still had a smile on his face when he looked at Xin Baji, Kagura and A Miao who appeared at the door with complex emotions on their faces.
"What's wrong? Are you in such a panic?" Jiang Cheng asked with a smile.
"Gin... Where is Gin-chan-san?!" Kagura and Shinpachi asked at the same time.
"Oh, you're talking about that guy," Jiang Cheng shrugged his shoulders and replied calmly, "He has been kicked out of our crew and has completely disappeared."
"Huh?" The two of them were stunned at the same time.
"Then, let me introduce you," Jiang Cheng smiled again and pointed at Kintoki on the ground, "from now on, this guy will be the new Gin...no, Kintoki. He is also the new captain of the Master House! "
"What are you talking about?! Stupid uncle!" Kagura rushed forward in an instant and grabbed Jiang Cheng's chest clothes with both hands, "Do you know what this guy has done, Aru?! He Aru has done so many excessive things to Gin-chan!"
"Kagura, everyone makes mistakes~" Jiang Cheng still had a smile on his face, "It's still an insignificant mistake, it doesn't matter. And this guy has just handed over everything to that guy~"
"Do you think I'm a child?!" Kagura roared angrily, and at the same time clenched his fist and hit Jiang Cheng hard on the stomach.
Looking at Jiang Cheng who was punched heavily in the stomach by Kagura one after another, Kintoki smiled awkwardly and said: "Kagura, starting from this month, how about a threefold increase in salary?"
Hearing the sound, Kagura's movements stopped instantly, and then glanced at Kintoki on the ground with a dark face, and said coldly: "Don't be too happy too soon."
Looking at Kagura's little face that showed no emotion, drop after drop of cold sweat appeared on Kintoki's forehead.
However, at this moment, Kagura folded her hands, closed her eyes, hummed softly, and then said: "I haven't decided to enroll yet, and I will have to try it out for at least three months, Aru."
"Pfft!" Shinbaji on the side spat out a mouthful, and then rushed forward and hit Kagura hard on the head with his fist, "What are you thinking?! A little money can make you change your original intention. ?! Is this what we’re here to talk about?!”
Jin Shi spoke again at this time: "Laoba, how about giving out employee benefits once a month from now on? Atong-chan's concert tickets and bonuses..."
Hearing the sound, Xinbajiu pushed up the glasses on the bridge of his nose, glanced at Kintoki on the ground gently, and said: "I will take a good look at your performance during the first three months of probation."
As soon as he finished speaking, Shinbaji was knocked away by the fists of Kagura and Miao at the same time.
"The same goes for you!!" Kagura rolled her eyes and cursed.
Ignoring Xin Baji, who was lying on the ground with his eyes rolled up and nosebleeds, and twitching from time to time, A Miao complained: "Really, what are you here for? Didn't you say you were here to apologize to Yin Sang? Really? Why do you do it for such a small profit..."
"A Miao, how about donating 30% of Wanshiwu's monthly income to your family's dojo from now on?"
A Miao looked at Jin Shi seriously and said: "During the three-month probation period, I will watch you carefully. If you do anything wrong, I will not show mercy!"
"You're no different, right?!" Kagura and Shinpachi roared at the same time with white eyes.
"Since the natural volume has been fired, Wanshiwu must also need a successor, right?" A Miao said matter-of-factly, "Although this Jin Toki has done wrong things before, he should also be very familiar with Wanshiwu's process. Is that clear? As long as I don’t make any more mistakes, I think it’s really a good fit.”
"That's right." Jiang Cheng nodded in agreement.
"According to the results of data analysis..." A red light flashed in Xiaoyu's eyes, and then she said loudly: "Jinshi can indeed lead the Wanshiwuwu well."
"From this perspective, he is the most suitable candidate now." Jiang Cheng shrugged and continued, "Anyway, the natural curls will never come back."
"If that's the case..." After saying this, Kagura presented the photo on the desk, held up three incense sticks and bowed as he continued, "After worshiping Gin-chan, we will pay tribute to Gin-chan again. Give me a chance, Aru. Farewell, Gin-chan. Hello, Jin-chan."
"Kagura!" Shinpachi quickly reminded, "No! This is not our purpose! Although it may be irreversible, this kind of thing has to wait until we finish that thing!"
"What's the matter?" Kagura picked her nose with her little finger, looked at Shinpachi with squinted eyes, and asked.
"I just want to apologize to Ginsang," Shinbaji whispered in Kagura's ear, "We have done so many excessive things to him..."
"Kagura, there's no need." Jiang Cheng said with a smile, "There's no need to apologize or anything like that. Compared to what you did to Gintoki, the things he did before were even more egregious, right?"
"Even if the wages are delayed, the wages are lost, the feet are so smelly that you stay in bed, the feet are so smelly, the feet are naturally curly, the feet are so smelly..." As he said this, Kagura's face showed great disappointment again The look on his face said, "But..."
"And the most important thing is," Jiang Cheng raised his index finger and continued with a smile, "Girls can't admit their mistakes so easily. Even if they do something wrong, they have to refuse to admit it. Do you think so? wonderful?"
"Hey?! Is that so?!" Kagura was surprised and looked at A Miao in disbelief, "Can't girls admit their mistakes easily, Aru?!"
"Hey, to a certain extent, it's true." A Miao nodded and replied, "Girls have to be more willful and refuse to admit their mistakes. Girls who admit their mistakes too easily will be considered by men to be very stubborn. The type that is easy to deal with will be looked down upon and treated perfunctorily by men."
"That's right!" Jiang Cheng folded his hands and nodded, "In short, girls should be tougher on words! Even if you are wrong, never admit it! It is best to feel that you are not wrong from the bottom of your heart! Remember?! Kagura!"
"Oh! I understand! Coach!"
"Yo Xi! Then let's have a celebration party!" Jiang Cheng raised his fists and cheered, "Jin Shi is coming too!"
"Oh!" Kagura cheered instantly, "It's great to eat barbecue, Aru!"
"No, I didn't say we were going to eat barbecue." Jiang Cheng replied, raising his hand.
"You can enjoy grilled beef tenderloin too!" Shinbachi cheered, raising his fists.
"No, I didn't say you can go to that kind of high-end barbecue restaurant." Jiang Cheng reminded again.
"Yo Xi! You can get the money now!" A Miao cheered.
"What kind of store do you want to go to!" Jiang Cheng complained with his eyes white, "A bank?! Are you ready for a big fight?!"
Looking at Shinpachi, Kagura and Miao who were surrounding Jiang Cheng, Kinshi murmured: "He is really an incredible man, captain... More than captain? It's just... he's just like another captain That way..."
"Kintoki, if you want to become a real protagonist, it's not enough for Gintoki-sama's existence to disappear." Xiaoyu said to Kintoki who was aside, "At least... we must also let Jiangcheng-sama disappear from everyone's memory. Just disappear. But... you can't do it. Data analysis, you don't even have a 0.01 chance."
After a moment of silence, Jincai spoke: "Ah, my own system has also been analyzed."
"But... I still want to see Gin-chan..." Kagura said abruptly.
Hearing the sound, A Miao and Xin Baji also stopped, with similar expressions of uneasiness on their faces.
However, at this moment, Gintoki's lazy voice, as lifeless as a dead canned fish, suddenly came from the side.
"Why are you meeting me?"
Hearing the sound, Kagura, Shinpachi and A Miao were stunned at the same time, and then looked in the direction of the sound with the same expressions of disbelief.
When they saw Ginto standing in the corner, picking his nostrils with his little finger as usual, with drooping dead fish eyes, the eyes of the three of them instantly became moist.
"Hey, forget it, I can't handle that kind of expression." Gintoki flicked his little finger casually, curled his lips and said with disdain.
"Are they the extras who have rejoined the group?" Jiang Cheng said casually, "Hey, this natural curly head is really unpleasant~"
"Don't get me wrong, Jiangcheng." Gintoki replied with some annoyance, "I came back only because the orangutan said that curves are easier to draw than straight lines. I don't want to stay in a place like this that much."
"Asshole! What were you saying just now when you came back!!" Kagura rushed forward instantly and hit Gintoki's stomach with a straight punch, "I'm sorry——!!"
"Ugh!" Gintoki spat out a mouthful of sour water, "This is the first time I've heard such a powerful apology..."
"Don't be too proud! Apologize to my Atong tickets and merchandise! Bastard!!"
Shinbaji joins the battle.
"Use your death to apologize to my dojo!!"
The invincible A Miao joins the brawl.
While a few people were making trouble, Jiang Cheng smiled softly, and after one last glance at Jin Toki on the ground, he slowly started and left the Wanshiwuwu alone and quietly.
As soon as Jiang Cheng stepped out of the House of Everything, Kagura and others came back to their senses.
Kagura: "No! My barbecue!"
New Eight: "No! My grilled tenderloin!"
A Miao: "No! My money!"
"Chasing!!"×3
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