Maybe a Fake Gintama

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[…It’s like boarding a ship made of tissue paper! You definitely just want to knock me down and laugh at me! 】

While thinking about it, Yamazaki hurriedly started and rushed to the alley next to the Toshi shop, lying on the window of the Toshi shop, talking and secretly exploring.

At this time, inside the Dengshi small shop.

Gintoki, who stared at the dead fish eyes with no motivation, looked at Sougo in front of him and asked loudly: "Okay, what do you want to say?"

Sougo, who was sitting on the chair in front of the counter, spoke without any hesitation, which is commonly known as getting straight to the point.

"I'm going to put it bluntly, can we let our Yamazaki and the robot girl here have a [beep——]?"

Hearing the sound, Yamazaki outside the window slowly opened his mouth and eyes. At the same time, cold sweat began to ooze out drop by drop.

[There is not even a paper towel boat, it is simply thrown into the ocean directly in the bag! ! ! 】 Yamazaki thought of collapse.

"Huh? I don't know what you are talking about."

Sougo replied calmly: "To put it simply, let the stamens and pistils..."

【No! That's not it! 】

"Actually, Yamazaki seems to have accumulated a lot of stress recently, which has hindered his work. We have a headache." Sougo continued, minding his own business.

[No, no, if you insist on saying that, it does exist, but your way of expressing it is too...! ! 】

"So I came to ask if I could borrow the boss's [Beep——] toy." As he said that, Sougo looked at Xiaodama standing aside.

[[Beep——] Toys or something...who is that kind of thing? ! 】

At this time, the mother-in-law Denshi who was standing at the counter couldn't help it again and scolded: "Wait a minute! What do you think of our children?!"

"Huh?" Sougo made a confused sound and asked in a matter-of-fact tone: "Isn't it an inflatable (air) doll?"

[You should show me the air! ! 】

Boom!

Kagura knocked on the counter with her fist,

He said with a serious face and angrily: "You bastard, do you look down on us, Alu?! How can we leave our house to you!"

Shinpachi said: "That means Mr. Yamazaki is interested in Miss Xiaodama, right?"

[Wait a minute...don't say it out loud, Mr. Xinbaji, it's so embarrassing...]

"Let me make a copy of Yamazaki's love letter..." Sougo said, taking out a stack of A4 paper from his sleeve...or a copy of Yamazaki's supervisory diary and handed it to Gintoki, "After you read it, You’ll understand.”

[That’s not a love letter! ! 】

"On the 15th day, today Miss Xiaoyu is as gentle as ever. Ah~ I want to arrest Miss Xiaoyu, I want to interrogate Miss Xiaoyu; I want to arrest your pupils, I want to interrogate your pupils; I want to arrest your lips, I want to interrogate your Lips; nose that wants to arrest you, nose that wants to interrogate you; wants to..."

Looking at the content on the top page, Xin Baji showed a disgusted expression: "Wow, what is this?"

Kagura on the side also had a disgusted expression on her face.

【Everyone is speechless! 】

"On the seventh day, I have been secretly monitoring my life for a week, and there is no movement in the Master House today. After the deputy director found out that the owner of the Master House was a hero [Shiro Yaksha] who participated in the war against the barbarians, he finally officially targeted him. In short, I They started to monitor the Wanshiwu. But as expected, there was still no movement in the Wanshiwu.

No matter what happened in the past, the current boss is just an idle and scumbag idiot. Why do I still have to do such boring things even though I know this? What on earth am I doing watching these idle people spend their free time? It’s just a waste of time!

By the way, why do I want to be a supervisor? Why should I waste my precious life on such an idiot? "

After turning the page, Gintoki raised his head, frowned slightly and said, "Hey, wait a minute, Okita-kun, this..."

[And even the surveillance was exposed! ! 】 Yamazaki secretly thought something was wrong.

"...Who is Yamazaki?" Gintoki looked at Sougo with some confusion.

[Is this what you want to say? ! 】

"Is he the kid with V-shaped bangs?" Gintoki continued.

[That’s the deputy chief! ! How insignificant am I? 】

At this time, Xiaoyu took the supervision diary from Gintoki's hand, looked through it briefly, and then said to Gintoki and the others: "This record is stored in my database."

[Miss Xiaoyu, do you remember me? 】 Yamazaki felt happy.

"The one who bought a lot of red bean buns and damaged the cashier is the...enemy of our machine!"

[What the hell kind of memory method is this! And he was called an enemy! 】

After hearing this, Gintoki took the supervision diary from Xiaodama's hand and handed it to Sougo. At the same time, he said again: "Look, my children have said so, so can I trouble you to go back like this?"

"Well, please listen to what I have to say," Sougo said, looking at the supervision diary in his hand, "I just think of what is written in this miscellaneous letter..."

[What the hell is miscellaneous information? ! Is it a letter from a bastard? ! 】

"...Actually, the Shinsengumi has been targeting the boss recently." Sougo looked at Gintoki and continued, "Hijikata-san is ready to arrest you as soon as there is an opportunity."

"It's just what I want, come and give it a try." Gintoki replied a little unhappily.

"Although I also intend to compete with the boss, I am very unhappy if I just follow Hijikata-san's wishes." Sougo raised an index finger and suggested: "So, in order to solve this problem, let Yamazaki and Xiaodama How about a blind date, young lady?"

...After being silent for a few seconds, Yamazaki once again showed a shocked expression and thought to himself: [Huh? Huh--? ! 】

"If the Shinsengumi and Wanshiwu become in-laws, we can reach a reconciliation. Boss, your suspicion can also be cleared."

"I don't agree!" Mother-in-law Denshi was the first to express her objection, "You just talk to yourself without even asking for your opinion, don't you think so, Xiaoyu?"

"I don't care." Xiaoyu said.

"Look, look," said Grandma Dengshi, who suddenly reacted and let out a horrified cry, "Eh--!!"

At the same time, Kagura and Shinpachi also let out a horrified sound.

"If I can make both parties get along harmoniously..." Xiaoyu continued, "Because the original intention of machines is to help humans."

[No, wait, why do you feel like I've become a super villain? 】

"Xiaoyu——!!" Kagura shouted excitedly, then grabbed Gintoki's head and persuaded Xiaoyu, "You promised too early, Aru! It doesn't matter! It's not a big deal if such an idiot is arrested anyway. of!"

"That's it!" Xin Baji also stood up and clenched his fists and said to Xiaoyu, "You must not be handed over to an ordinary character like that!"

"This is so despicable Aru!"

"Not human at all!"

Listening to Kagura and Shinpachi's continuous persuasion or silence, Yamazaki complained again in his heart: "I have become a heinous scumbag!" 】

"But since the parties involved have agreed, that's it." Gintoki said to Sougo nonchalantly, "As guardians, if we are invited to have a meal at a high-end restaurant, we will play with you for a while. Of course, all the money will be paid by Come out."

"It doesn't matter." Sougo also looked indifferent, "Even if he fails in the end, Yamazaki will never be able to hold his head up in front of me for the rest of his life."

[The real scum is obviously right in front of you! 】

…

Kagura poked his head out of the door and looked at Sougo who was slowly leaving, rolling his eyes and shouting: "Don't let us see you again! Bastard! Get ready for kaiseki! Boy!"

"Please also ask for high-grade engine oil." Xiaoyu, who also poked her head out, shouted.

At this time, Sougo, who was walking to the entrance of an alley, stopped, closed his eyes and whispered softly: "The stage has been prepared for you, and the rest is up to you, Azaki."

Looking at Sougo who left these words and slowly started to leave again, Yamazaki raised his face in a frenzy and shouted: "What——!!"

…

In Denshi's small shop, looking at Xiaoyu who was cleaning or preparing to open the shop, Denshi's mother-in-law finally couldn't help but said: "Hey, is it really okay? Xiaoyu? I decided this privately without asking the man's opinion. kind of thing..."

"Hey, it's okay." Xiaoyu said without raising her head and mopping the floor with her hands without stopping at all. "And judging from Mr. Jiang Cheng's character, he shouldn't have any objections to this kind of thing."

"Tch," Granny Denshi curled her lips and said unhappily, "What a scumbag of a man. He doesn't even care about such things. After leaving the woman here, he didn't even show his face a few times."

Xiaoyu didn't reply and was still cleaning the floor.

But what Xiaoyu didn't know was that outside the door, after listening to the conversation between Granny Denshi and Xiaoyu, Kagura and Shinpachi looked at each other and nodded at the same time.

Then they turned around and started walking slowly in a certain direction in a tacit understanding...

…

At dusk, Yoshihara.

Bang! !

Kagura, who kicked open the door of Jiang Cheng's room, rushed forward angrily, leaned down and grabbed Jiang Cheng's collar, leaned into his ear and shouted loudly: "Hey! You scum!" Uncle! Are you still here playing games leisurely at this time, Aru?! Do you still have a conscience?!"

"Ha..." Jiang Cheng put down the game controller, covered his ears and sighed softly, "What are you doing? Thanks to you, my eardrums are almost bursting now. And... I have lost this game too. .”

"That's not what you should care about now!!" Kagura shouted again.

"No, this is what I care about most right now."

"go to hell!!"

boom! !

After stuffing Jiang Cheng's head into the floor, Kagura continued to kick Jiang Cheng one foot after another.

Seeing this appearance of Kagura, Shinpachi quickly stepped forward, hugged Kagura from behind and at the same time said in a persuasive voice: "Take it easy, Kagura-chan. Jiang Chengsang doesn't know anything else." I don’t know! It’s useless for you to do this!”

"I'm just angry!" Kagura shouted, "The act of leaving a woman in that place without caring is already a typical scumbag!"

"What on earth are you talking about?" After pulling his head out of the floor, Jiang Cheng wiped the blood on his forehead and asked doubtfully.

"Jiang Chengsang, actually..." Shinpachi explained slowly while pulling Kagura hard.

…

After listening to Xin Baji's explanation, Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and said nonchalantly: "No, isn't it pretty good?"

"Huh?" Shinbaji and Kagura were stunned at the same time.

"Isn't it good?" Jiang Cheng continued casually, "And Xiaoyu also agreed. If I agree, even if you come to ask me..."

"Idiot!!" Kagura roared angrily and at the same time raised his foot and kicked Jiang Cheng's head into the floor again, and stepped on it hard, "Just think about this kind of thing for a while! As long as my uncle says If you don’t want Xiaoyu to go, Xiaoyu will definitely not go! Please pay attention to the woman’s mood for me!!”

"What on earth are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng's weak voice came from the floor, "Why did I say I didn't want Xiaoyu to go? Didn't she herself say she wanted to go?"

"No matter how slow you are, there must be a limit!" Kagura still kept stepping on Jiang Cheng's head.

Shinpachi reminded: "Kagura-chan, if you step on it again, Jiang Chengsang will probably die."

"It would be better if such an idiot died!" Kagura argued angrily.

"Jiang Chengsang, Miss Xiaoyu... she only agreed to that kind of thing in order to reconcile the Wanshiwuwu and the Shinsengumi!" Xin Bajie explained aloud, "She must have forced herself to make that choice! Moreover, The other party is still an inconspicuous character! A guy with almost zero presence!"

Snapped!

Jiang Cheng stretched out his hand and held Kagura's ankle, then pulled out his head from the floor again, and said a little impatiently: "Didn't I tell you that I was willing? Are you annoyed? There must be a limit to your willfulness.”

"Little...little uncle?" Kagura showed an expression of disbelief.

"If nothing happens, go back quickly." After Jiang Cheng let go of Kagura's ankle, he waved his hand and continued, "My uncle has more important things to do. You can just deal with this matter as you see fit."

Seeing Jiang Cheng's disapproving expression, Kagura shouted loudly: "Uncle, you idiot!!"

After shouting, Kagura turned her head and ran away angrily.

"Kagura-chan, wait!" Shinpachi quickly raised his hand and shouted, but it had no effect at all. Kagura acted as if he didn't hear it and didn't stop at all.

"Rebellion period?" Jiang Cheng asked Xin Bajie, pointing in the direction Kagura left.

"No, it's not that kind of thing." Xin Bajia shook his head, then sighed and complained, "Jiang Chengsang, you really don't understand girls' hearts."

"I don't want to be said like that by a virgin..." Jiang Cheng complained with disdain.

In an instant, Xin Baji blushed and defended loudly and incoherently: "What does virginity have to do with virginity? If I want to get rid of my virginity, there are many opportunities! Just... just... that... this... then what... …”

Jiang Cheng reminded me lightly: "Hey, your eyes are starting to wander around, virginity glasses."

"Jiang Chengsang, you idiot!!" After scolding him, Xinbaji turned around and left angrily.

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