Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Hey! Don't panic!" Another Onmyoji from the non-Muslim tribe said, "This guy only has one person! Use shikigami to consume him, and his physical strength will be exhausted sooner or later! But our shikigami can be regenerated indefinitely. call!"

After saying that, the onmyoji once again took out a few paper figurines for summoning shikigami.

"Really?" Jiang Cheng's voice came out from behind the onmyoji, "Then, let's just get rid of you all..."

"You..." Before the onmyoji could finish his sentence, Jiang Cheng kicked him from behind and knocked him unconscious.

"Yeah, it's easier this way..." Jiang Cheng clapped his hands, "I am indeed a genius!"

Then, Jiang Cheng squinted his eyes and looked at the group of onmyojis with unkind expressions, "Then, GAME START!"

…

It was already dusk, and Gintoki, Shinpachi and Kagura were walking on the road of Kabukicho.

"What is that?!" a passerby shouted, pointing to the horizon.

Following the trend, Gintoki and the other three looked towards the horizon.

"That's..." Gintoki murmured.

"Spaceship!" Shinbachi was a little panicked, "It's not good! It's flying towards the road!"

"Gin-chan, it's Gin-chan's turn, Aru!" Kagura pulled Gintoki's arm.

"Huh?" Just as Gintoki asked, he was pushed by Shinpachi.

"Yin Sang, Ha Ya Ku!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Kagura dragged Gintoki and jumped upstairs.

"Haaaku! Gin-chan!" Kagura cheered for Gintoki from the side.

"That...Private Marseille..." Gintoki scratched his head with a question on his face, "What should I do?"

"Aru with momentum! Come on, show off your momentum! Gin-chan has always been full of momentum and seems to be able to handle anything, Aru!" Kagura said from the side.

"That's right!" Xin Baji climbed up to the roof with a wooden knife, "No matter what it is, Yin Sang used this wooden knife to split it in half!"

After saying that, Shinpachi handed the wooden sword to Gintoki.

"This is..." Gintoki took the wooden sword, but his eyes were still full of doubts.

"As for Gin-chan, Aru will definitely be able to do it!" Kagura was still cheering Gintoki on, but at this time the spaceship was getting closer and closer to everyone.

"Please! Yin Sang!" Xin Baji also said.

"I..." Gintoki took a stance to draw his sword, staring resolutely at the swooping spaceship, "Me!"

But in the end, Gintoki didn't draw his sword, and the spaceship flew over the heads of the three of them.

The wooden sword in Gintoki's hand also fell...

"Gin-chan..."

"What I can't do...how can ordinary people do it..." Gintoki said with an apologetic look at the two people in front of him.

But just as he finished speaking, everyone was startled by the crash behind them.

"That's... isn't that the direction of the Wanshiwu House?!" Shinbachi shouted.

"Really Aru!"

…

When the three of them ran to the All-In-One House, Kagura and Shinpachi were dumbfounded at the same time. Only then did the three of them finally see clearly that the spaceship had smashed the entire All-In-One House to pieces.

"The house...the house is..." Xin Bajiu murmured, his whole face distorted.

But just then, a familiar voice sounded.

"Ah hahaha, I'm so sorry," Sakamoto Tatsuma said, rubbing the back of his head and looking at the two detectives in front of him, "I wanted to go to a friend's house, but I got lost on the way. I took a lot of detours and ran out of gas. Then it fell off, hahahahahaha.”

As he said that, Sakamoto looked at the two detectives in front of him and asked, "Is there a store called Allshiya Kinchan near here?"

"As for Wansiya Gin-chan, this is the house you bumped into." A police officer said.

"No, I'm looking for Jin-chan!" Sakamoto waved his hand and said,

"Who said anything about Gin-chan? You are such a daredevil, hahahaha."

"I know, I know, please come with me anyway." A police officer said.

"Oh! Are you going to lead me to Jin-chan's house? Edo people are really enthusiastic, thank you so much ~ Hahahaha..." With that, Sakamoto followed the two detectives away.

"You're making so much noise! ​​Shut up!" a police officer said.

"It doesn't matter if you really can't find it. You can just send me to Yoshiwara. Another friend seems to be there, hahahaha..."

…

"What should I do? I don't even have a home anymore?" Xin Baji asked.

At this time, Gintoki was thinking about everything that happened today and all the people he met. Although he could feel their concern for him, he couldn't remember it at all. The strange feeling made him suspicious. ...【Who am I? 】

"Gin-chan, it's okay!" Kagura turned around and said, the gloom on her face was gone, replaced by an optimistic look, "The ship will naturally go straight to the bridge!"

"That's right! When you recover your memory, all this will become a joke now!" Xin Bajiu also comforted, "Anyway, let's find a place to sleep tonight!"

Why are these two people... Gintoki couldn't help but think this as he looked at the two people comforting him.

"That's enough, don't worry about me anymore." Gintoki shook his head and said seriously, "Everyone has his own home to go back to, don't worry about me, go freely."

"Yin Sang..."

"It sounds like I've never paid a salary and still order you all day long, so now you have no reason to stay with me. I have no memory and no home... There is nothing to prove that I survive in this world. It's over," he said, Gintoki glanced at the ruins of the House of All Things,

"But this may be an opportunity. From what everyone said, I seemed to be a very bad person before. Let's just think of it as a rebirth, so..." After saying that, Gintoki turned his back to the two of them, "The House of All Things is disbanded. Bar……"

"Are you kidding! Yin Sang!" Xin Bajia opened his eyes wide.

"I don't want any salary! Jealous Kombu is enough for me!" Kagura shouted.

However, Gintoki did not look back, but just lowered his head and walked away.

Just when Kagura and Shinpachi didn't know what to do, Jiang Cheng finally arrived.

"Wait! Gintoki!" Jiang Cheng shouted breathlessly, "Look back and see who this person is!"

"Jiang Cheng-san! You..." Shinpachi murmured, and at the same time looked at Jiang Cheng whose clothes were in tatters, but there was a short-haired woman wearing a kimono next to Jiang Cheng, "That's... Yu Anchor Ye! You really brought Anchor Yuno here!"

"Gin-chan, it's the real Yuno anchor Aru! The real Yuno anchor! Look back!" Kagura shouted.

"Ah, Jiang Chengsang, is that the friend who lost his memory and my die-hard fan that you mentioned?" Anchor Yuno asked.

"Ah, really!" With that said, Jiang Chengcheng rushed to Gintoki, brought Gintoki back, and faced the host Yuno, "Then, it's up to you! Let's have a F with this silver curly guy... …”

Before he finished speaking, Anchor Yuno took out a paper figure that summoned a shikigami from his arms.

"Outer Maru," anchor Yuno said with squinted eyes, "Destruction of humanity!"

"Hi!" A girl wearing a black kimono and carrying a huge iron rod appeared instantly. At the same time, she pulled out the huge mace she was carrying behind her and smashed it at the two of them...

Xinbaji: "…………"

Kagura: "…………"

"I thought he was my savior, but he turned out to be a scumbag." Anchor Yuno said while looking at Shinpachi and Kagura.

"Hey! What are you doing!" Xin Baji was immediately unhappy.

"Search, search, search! We're all already married! Why are you pretending to be innocent, Aru!" Kagura shouted.

"Hey! That's not what I meant!" Shinpachi complained to Kagura.

"What did you just say?" Wai Daomaru raised the iron rod in his hand towards the two of them and said.

"Nothing! I'm really sorry!" As he said that, Xin Baji quickly knelt down to apologize, and at the same time pressed Kagura down.

"Then, let's go, Waidomaru..." With that, Anchor Yuno turned around and left, "Now I can legitimately divorce that guy. Being defeated by an ordinary person will definitely lose face, right? …”

"Hey, are you two okay?" Shinpachi glanced at the anchor Yuno who was walking further away, and at the same time, he rushed towards Gintoki and Jiangcheng who didn't know whether to live or die.

Gintoki and Jiang Cheng turned around at the same time and said, "Who...are you?" ×2

"Why--???!!!"

…

The encounter between Jiang Cheng and anchor Yuno starts an hour ago...

"Hey, GAME OVER!" Jiang Cheng said as he glanced at the onmyoji of the tribe who had been knocked down by him.

"Huh, what a bunch of losers, they can't even handle an ordinary person," a somewhat angry male voice said, "You can't even talk about protecting Edo..."

Jiang Cheng turned around and saw a long-haired man wearing a purple onmyoji costume.

"Who are you?" Jiang Cheng asked curiously.

"The head of the Yili Yezhong, Yili Ye Daoman!" the man replied, "I don't know who you are..."

"This kind of thing doesn't matter anyway, but..." As he spoke, Jiang Chengcheng came to Daoman's side and reminded him in a low voice, "Your face was scribbled on by a prank, and it was also made with red ink..."

"This is not graffiti!"

"Look, your men are still laughing..." Jiang Cheng pointed at the twitching non-Muslims lying on the ground, and pointed at one of the twitching ones the loudest, "The one who laughs the hardest, I see That’s what he did!”

"This is not graffiti, it is a seal!" Daoman shouted, "Also, they are not laughing! They are really twitching! Really! And wasn't it just you who made it like this?!"

"There's no point in pretending to be dead!" Jiang Cheng didn't know when he had arrived in front of the Wei Li gangster who was twitching the most violently just now. "You are the one who did the graffiti!"

Although he rolled his eyes, the onmyoji was so angry that he stretched out his hand tremblingly and raised a middle finger...

"Let me just say it! This guy did it! They all raised their hands and admitted it!" Jiang Cheng shouted at Daoman, then looked at the Onmyoji who raised his hands and reminded him in a low voice, "Just admit it, no need to Give me the middle finger, right? Did your stupid leader just realize it now when he was laughing at you? But it’s too impolite to give him the middle finger, right?”