Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Miss Yueyong, this is also for Kagura-chan." Shinpachi pushed up the glasses on the bridge of his nose and replied with a serious expression, "In order to prevent her from becoming a worse person in the future, such as Ginsang and Jiang Cheng. For people like Sang, I think this kind of thing is very necessary!”

"Hey, what does it mean to become a person like me?" Jiang Cheng, fascinated by Doudou, asked with an expressionless face, "What's wrong with someone like me? Is it bad?"

"NEET has no right to speak." Gintoki grabbed Jiang Cheng and pulled him behind him, and then said seriously: "In short, for the sake of this nominal nephew of yours, the three million education funds are still expected. You can fund it.”

Yue Yong, who blushed instantly, stumbled and replied: "What does it have to do with me! I, I just don't want to see Kagura become a scum like you! My niece... or something..."

Looking at Yueyong who was blushing and speaking incoherently, Shinpachi secretly gave Gintoki a thumbs up.

Gintoki smiled calmly and thought to himself: [It's basically a success! Except for the one million as a fund for Kagura’s education, the rest is all mine...]

"Ahem." Yue Yong cleared her throat, and at the same time she secretly glanced at Jiang Cheng, who was sitting cross-legged on the ground with an expression that didn't know whether to say embarrassed or subtle, and then deliberately raised her voice and continued. Said: "Anyway, I understand what you are asking for, and the things on the paper are indeed good for Kagura, so what...ahem...so...ahem...um, ahem..."

Jiang Cheng narrowed his beady eyes and said, "Are you stuck in phlegm? It's so disgusting. Please go out and vomit, then come back in and continue talking."

Three minutes later...

After handling Jiang Cheng's body, Yue Yong cleared her throat again and said: "So, the rest will be left to us. The labor costs will be waived for you, but the education funds spent by the three of you will be waived." We’ll split it evenly, and if we’re acquaintances, we can use three times the ordinary bank interest rate.”

"Hey, wait a minute!" Gintoki immediately became unhappy, "Why do I have to pay too!"

Shinpachi also objected strongly: "Yes! You can just ask Jiang Chengsang for this kind of money! He is Kagura-chan's guardian on earth, right?"

"Wait a minute -" the resurrected Jiang Cheng said with a kunai above his head and his hands folded: "Anyway, let's make an agreement first, I won't pay any money or anything!"

"Your share will be deducted from your monthly pocket money." Yue Yong said to herself, and then took out three IOUs from her arms and placed them in front of Gintoki, Shinpachi and Jiang Cheng. "Just sign the IOUs for you guys."

"What are you talking about? I won't sign anything like this." Gintoki snorted disdainfully.

"Don't say that." Jiang Cheng picked up the IOU and signed it without thinking, "Didn't you just say it was for Kagura? It's just a little money."

Looking at Jiang Cheng who had signed, Gintoki had a look of disbelief on his face, but then he sighed softly and shook his head.

"Well, that's true. After all, it's for Kagura. It's just a little money."

Looking at Gintoki who signed the IOU with a big stroke of the pen, Shinpachi looked in disbelief, then chuckled, shook his head and picked up the pen.

"You two can be so mature occasionally, it really scares me." Shinbaji said with emotion while signing.

"What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng chuckled softly, then reached out to take the IOUs from Shinpachi and Gintoki's hands and folded them on top of his own.

"The name has been signed." Jiang Cheng held up the IOU in his hand and spoke seriously to Yue Yong, "I will leave the rest to you, Kagura..."

"Please give it to you!" Jiangcheng, Gintoki and Shinpachi said at the same time.

Looking at the three people with the same serious expressions, Yue Yong noticed something was wrong, but was quickly buried in emotion.

So much so that after Yue Yong received the IOU from Jiang Cheng, she forgot to check the signature on it and was just stunned...

Tsukune, who put the IOU in his arms, would not know that Jiangcheng signed the name "Takasugi Shinsuke", while Gintoki signed the name "Katsura Kotaro".

As for Shinpachi, he is much more sensible than the two people who signed the names of completely unrelated people. The name he signed was "Xinghaibo Lord Kamiko". After all, in Shinpachi's view, as a father, he can't provide such a little education. Funding is also a matter of course.

…

The next morning, Kagura was invited to a certain restaurant by Jiangcheng and the others. While chewing the meat in his hands, he looked at Jiangcheng, Gintoki and Shinpachi with squinted eyes across the table who were also holding their hands and looking serious. Chirping three people.

"From the beginning, two disgusting uncles and a disgusting pair of glasses have been staring at the girl and looking at Aru. It is really disgusting."

Hearing the sound, veins jumped up on the faces of Jiang Cheng and the three of them at the same time, but even so, they suppressed the anger in their hearts and made the same smiling expressions.

"Kagura-chan, actually..." Jiang Cheng squinted his eyes and said with a smile, but he suddenly got stuck after just saying a few words. He stretched out his hand and pointed to Gintoki aside, "Gintoki has something to tell you."

"Hey?!" Gintoki was startled, then looked at Jiang Cheng with gritted teeth, and opened the internal communication channel: [Are you kidding me! Why am I talking? ! What to do if you are resented? ! 】

【This is the same for me! 】Jiang Cheng replied with his eyes, 【Anyway, it’s up to you! I owe you once! I’ll give you Yoshihara Rin’s expired lubricant later...]

【You bastard! Who wants that kind of thing! ] Gintoki glared at Jiang Cheng fiercely.

"What's going on?" Kagura squinted her beady eyes as she gulped down the meat on the table and continued: "By the way, where are the two uncles winking at each other? It's really disgusting, Aru."

Hearing the sound, Jiangcheng and Gintoki both had another vein filled in their foreheads at the same time.

"Ahaha, what's that..." Gintoki grabbed his messy hair and said, "Actually... Shinpachi has something to say to you!"

"Me?!" Xin Bajia exclaimed.

Gintoki glared at Shinpachi: [Shut up! You were the one who suggested this kind of thing in the first place! 】

【Take responsibility! Stinky glasses! 】Jiang Cheng also glared at Xin Bajie fiercely.

"Hiccup~" After Kagura burped, one hand supported her belly, which was even more exaggerated than a ten-month pregnancy, and the other hand picked up her teeth with a toothpick.

"What? Do you want to confess to me, Aru? But I don't like disgusting glasses." Kagura continued disdainfully, "And the combination of two uncles and one glasses looks very strange, if it weren't for me If this once-in-a-thousand-year-old beautiful girl were here, you would probably have been arrested by the police for questioning."

Hearing the sound, Jiangcheng, Gintoki and Shinpachi, who had blue veins on their foreheads, lowered their heads and took a deep breath at the same time.

"Go to school!!!"×3

"Huh?" Kagura was suddenly stunned.

【Oh no! 】Jiang Cheng quickly covered his mouth and looked at Gintoki and Shinpachi madly at the side: "What should I do?" I said it out of anger! Is there any remedy? over! 】

【Don’t ask me! ] Gintoki replied with his eyes, and then looked at Shinpachi aside, [Hey! Glasses! Think of a way to remedy it or something! If she is unhappy, we will be in trouble! 】

【There is nothing I can do! 】Xin Bajiu replied with his eyes.

At this time, Jiang Cheng suddenly noticed something and hurriedly patted Gintoki on the shoulder.

【What are you doing! 】

"Yeah!" Jiang Cheng pointed to Kagura, who was lowering his head and shoulders were still shaking slightly, "Look there!" Hello! Not good! It feels like it's about to explode! what to do? ! 】

"What about that, calm down, Kagura." Gintoki hurriedly said with a smile, "It's just that... it's just a joke, right? Jiangcheng? Shinpachi? Hahahaha..."

"Yes, yes," Jiang Cheng also smiled quickly, "It's just a joke. Why would we want to throw you into a place where you don't even want to go? You think so, right? Xinbaji? Huh? Hahahaha..."

"That's right, that's right, it's just a joke!" Shinpachi quickly took over, "Kagura-chan, how could we force you to go to a place like that? Hahahaha..."

Jiang Cheng pointed at Gintoki on the side and pretended to complain: "Really, it's all this guy's fault for letting us play such a joke with you."

[Why didn’t you forget to trick me in the end? ] Gintoki gritted his teeth and looked at Jiang Cheng, grabbed Jiang Cheng's collar, and said fiercely in the voice channel: "Enough is enough!" asshole! If she gets mad, I will be the one unlucky! 】

Tick ​​tock!

After hearing the sound of water dripping, Jiang Cheng, Gintoki and Shinpachi beside him were stunned at the same time, and then looked at Kagura at the same time.

"What, you won't cry, right?" Jiang Cheng hurriedly continued to comfort him, "It's just a joke. What, my uncle will treat you to a barbecue tonight? After eating the barbecue, will you forget the joke? good?"

"Yes, yes!" Gintoki also nodded quickly and raised an index finger with sweat on his face: "What about that? In order to apologize for the joke just now, you don't have to cook breakfast for the next month. Why? Sample?"

"Yeah! That's great!" Shinpachi quickly took over, "I will also do all the cleaning work for you this month! Kagura-chan!"

"I...I..." Kagura sobbed while wiping away the tears that couldn't stop, "I...I...I'm really touched!!"

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng and the others were stunned again.

"Can I really go to school, Aru?!" Kagura raised her head and said with tears, "Can I really go to school like an ordinary female junior high school student, Aru?! Can I really go to school like an ordinary junior high school student? Can you bring a lunch box to school, Aru?! Can you really go to physical education class like an ordinary junior high school student, Aru?! Can you really go shopping with your friends after school like an ordinary junior high school student, Aru?!"