Maybe a Fake Gintama

With dull eyes, Kagura pulled the corner of Gintoki's clothes lying on the table, and said in a voice with no emotion: "Mr. Sakata, it's time to go home and sleep, oh, Let’s go back together.”

Gintoki woke up instantly and opened his eyes suddenly, with some kind of rejection written all over his face.

"Drinking too much alcohol is bad for your health." Kagura continued, while forcefully dragging Gintoki towards the door.

Facts have proved that even Gintoki cannot withstand Usagi's power. Gintoki, who was dragged on the floor by Kagura, raised his hand and stumbled towards Ikusatsu who was stunned and asked for help.

"help me……"

"No, Mr. Sakata, staying in a place like this late at night will cause trouble to Ms. Ikamatsu." Kagura continued with dull eyes, and then turned around and bowed to Ikamatsu very politely, "It's really a shame. You are causing trouble, Miss Ikamatsu. We will go back now."

"Ah...ah," Jisong finally came back to his senses and said quickly: "Thank you for your patronage..."

boom!

Looking at the closed shop door, after a few seconds of silence, Jisong covered his mouth with a solemn expression on his face, and said to himself with lingering fear: "What was that?! What was that just now?! It was too scary. Come on! Are you going to die? Is someone going to die?! Is it Kagura or that natural volume?!"

At this time, the voice of a long-haired man who had just left the country in the previous chapter but could not show his face for various reasons suddenly came from the side.

"Don't worry, Mr. Ikatsu." The long-haired man who arrived at an unknown time sat at the counter and spoke slowly: "No one will die, not the captain, not Gintoki, not Jiang Cheng, No one will die. If anyone wants to die right now, it must be me... who was tricked by those two bastards! That is the money I have saved so hard to buy a ship girl. ! Those two bastards!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! I’m going to kill them! And... it’s not the long-haired man, it’s Gui!!”

Looking at the long-haired man who was so excited that he was mentally disturbed, Ikumatsu silently... poured the hot soba noodles in his hand onto the long-haired man's face.

“Your soba is ready!!”

As a result, although this long-haired man tried very hard to touch the camera, he still failed to show his face.

…

The weekend of Kagura's third week of school...

Yoshihara.

"Then what, is it your turn?" Gintoki, who had big dark circles under his eyes, asked.

Looking at Jiang Cheng in front of him expressionlessly, "I've been here for three weeks."

Jiang Cheng looked at what was left on his face at this time, and there was only a stiff smile and a completely absent-minded Kagura with big dark circles under his eyes, and then he once again focused his attention on the game in front of him.

"Yeah." Jiang Cheng responded casually as if he didn't care.

"Anyway, I'll leave the rest to you." Gintoki grabbed his hair, then waved his hand and turned around slowly, "Re-education or something..."

"Yeah." Jiang Cheng responded without looking back.

Click-pull!

After the door was closed, Kagura bowed to Jiang Cheng very politely and said, "Uncle, I'm really sorry that I have been bothering you for a while."

"Don't mind." Jiang Cheng replied.

"And...Uncle," Kagura said, putting her backpack aside neatly, and then walked forward as if she was out of control, "You can only play games for one hour a day. Just work hard.”

Although Kagura forcibly took the controller from his hand and forcibly closed the game, strangely, Jiang Cheng did not get angry and just responded calmly.

"I see."

…

The next day, Monday morning.

At the dinner table, Hinawa said with a smile: "Kagura~ You must eat more~ School must be very hard recently, right?"

"Thank you for your hospitality..." Kagura looked at Nichiwa with dull eyes, "For being able to cook such a meal for someone like me, I'm really... grateful."

"Hey, are you okay?" Yue Yong asked hurriedly, "Kagura?"

"It's okay." Kagura shook her head gently, "Thank you very much for your concern, Miss Yueyong, but I'm really okay."

"No, even though you said that, but..." Looking at Kagura, who was obviously insane, Yue Yong's forehead gradually turned black.

Nichiwa covered his mouth and said with a smile: "Now, he has really become a very good and obedient child. Speaking of which, Jiang Chengsang, can you lend me the schedule you made for Kagura before? I feel that this kind of education is also very suitable for Haruta.”

Haruta, who was eating breakfast in silence, suddenly felt bad. His pupils were shaking, and the cold sweat on his face couldn't stop breaking out drop by drop.

"Really?" Jiang Cheng put down the rice bowl in his hand and glanced at Kagura casually, "If you need it, I can bring it to you later."

"No, ah, ah, ah! I don't want to become like Sister Kagura!" Haruta held her head and screamed in fear.

"Huh?" Kagura was confused, and then her face with dull eyes showed a bit of worry, "What's wrong? Haruta-kun? Are you feeling uncomfortable somewhere? If so, be sure to tell me. If you need help with anything, Yes, I will definitely help."

"Ahhhhh! No!" Haruta shouted in horror, then stood up and rushed out of the door.

At this time, Yue Yong, who couldn't stand it anymore, finally couldn't help it. After getting up, she grabbed Jiang Cheng's hair and dragged him out without looking back.

"It hurts, it hurts! What are you doing?" Jiang Cheng complained.

Yue Yong ignored Jiang Cheng's yelling and spoke again without looking back: "We went out on patrol."

Seeing this, Kagura quickly stood up, bowed to Yue Yong and Jiang Cheng, and said, "Please go on your way..."

Nichiro covered his mouth and said with some surprise: "It only took three short weeks to become so sensible and obedient. That schedule is really incredible."

Kagura leaned down and started to clear the table, "Breakfast is over, let me help you clean the table."

"This kind of thing is..."

Kagura continued while clearing away the empty plates: "Both uncle and I have received so much care from you. If you don't let me do this small favor, I will feel very uneasy and guilty."

At this moment, although he felt a little bit of something wrong or inconsistent, Rilun still selectively ignored this something wrong and inconsistent. In his heart, he only had the desire for what Jiang Cheng said about the schedule. eager.

…

"Hey, is that enough?" Yue Yong looked coldly at Jiang Cheng in front of him, "Kagura has already become like that! Can all those schedules be stopped?"

"What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng casually flicked off the earwax he had just dug out with his little finger and blew it gently, "It's far from over yet."

"You've also seen Kagura's appearance, right?" Yue Yong argued, "Although he has indeed become sensible and even considerate of adults, that look is not normal, right? If it continues like this, it may It might lead to bigger consequences!"

"Hasn't he become a good boy?" Jiang Cheng replied casually as he walked. "He has become sensible, considerate of adults, able to help with housework, and polite. Isn't this what everyone considers a good boy? Definition of?”

"That's what I said, but..." Yue Yong clenched her fists and hesitated to speak.

"Do you want to say that your personality has been completely wiped out?"

"Huh?" Yue Yong was stunned for a moment, then showed a bit of surprise, "You..."

Jiang Cheng raised the corner of his mouth slightly and chuckled softly. At the same time, his pace quickened a bit, he waved his hand and continued, "Anyway, please don't interfere in the next thing."

"Hey you…"

"Some things need to be understood by the people who really need to understand."

"The person who really should understand? Who?" Yue Yong quickly caught up with Jiang Cheng and asked, "Aren't you the ones who suggested that Kagura receive re-education?"

"So what?"

"What did you say happened? If you culprits understand this, stop it immediately! If it's too late, there will definitely be problems!"

"I told you not to meddle in other people's business~" Jiang Cheng replied casually, "Isn't it good now?"

"You're so good! I can't see what's so good about you! There's something about that child that's being wiped out bit by bit!"

"Personality doesn't matter, right?"

Seeing Jiang Cheng's matter-of-fact look, Yue Yong felt furious for no reason, and then without thinking, she took out several kunai from her arms and threw them all on Jiang Cheng's head and body.

After doing all this, Yue Yong took a puff of the pipe gently, left a sentence of "scum", and left slowly, leaving only Jiang Cheng lying in a pool of blood and still twitching from time to time. .

After about half a minute of touching, the resurrected Jiang Chengcai slowly got up.

"Really, I've said it all so that the people who need to understand understand this kind of thing." Jiang Cheng murmured this in a low voice while pulling out the kunai from his body one by one.

…

Kagura's fourth week of school, weekend.

"What, I said Kagura..." Looking at Kagura with a very stiff smile and arranging flowers on the table with very stiff movements, Yue Yong couldn't help but said, "Isn't today a day off? You Look... do you want to go out and play or something? An amusement park or something..."

"No, I want to confirm next week's schedule." Kagura said without looking back, then took out a stack of schedules and read aloud: "Monday, get up at six o'clock, Go to school at seven o'clock, play violin at nineteen o'clock, go home for dinner, have tea ceremony at twenty o'clock, do homework at twenty-two o'clock...Tuesday..."

"That's enough... that's enough..." Yue Yong's clenched hand was still trembling slightly, and then she quickly rushed forward and snatched the schedule from Kagura's hand and tore it into pieces. "That's enough! Let this kind of schedule end! It's simply wrong to live with this kind of thing! That's enough! Kagura!"

"Huh? Wrong?" Kagura raised her head and looked at Yue Yong with dull eyes, "The schedule is absolutely...wrong...absolutely...wrong...absolutely..."

"Huh? This is..." Yue Yong was shocked.

It was as if Kagura suddenly produced an error in the program, looking straight at Yue Yong with dull and confused eyes, still mumbling something.

"Kagura is a good child... Kagura has improved... much better than before... the schedule is absolutely... wrong... absolutely... wrong... absolutely... wrong..."

Yue Yong quickly continued: "Hey! Cheer up! Kagura! Stop thinking about that kind of thing! There is no need for that kind of thing!"

"Huh? Absolutely...wrong...unnecessary...huh? That...what is that? Absolutely...wrong...unnecessary...huh? Absolutely...wrong...unnecessary...ahhhhh Ah ah ah ah ah!!!!"

Looking at Kagura who suddenly held his head and shouted loudly with lifeless eyes, Yue Yong understood... Kagura was completely messed up at this time.

After much thought, Yue Yong finally made an extremely bold decision, that is, reaching out to hold the unconscious Kagura into her arms.

"That's enough..." Yue Yong comforted softly, "Go back to the way you were before. Please, go back to the way you were before for your own sake."

"I advise you to leave her," Jiang Cheng's lazy voice came from behind Yue Yong, "You will soon be overwhelmed by Yetu's troublesome blood, and maybe... you will die. "

"You are still there leisurely at this time, you should think of a solution quickly!"

Jiang Cheng approached slowly and continued casually: "What are you talking about? I'm just here to send you a new schedule for next week. The version just now seems to have some shortcomings, so I've revised it a little."

"What time has it been, are you still thinking about that kind of thing?!"

"Kill...kill...blood...blood..." Kagura's expression suddenly became ferocious, and a special arrogance that had never appeared before seemed to appear around her.

"Alala~ I was still carried away after all." Jiang Cheng shrugged his shoulders, and then instantly pulled Yue Yong behind him. At the same time, he firmly pressed Kagura's head with his other hand.

"Kill...kill..." Kagura's hands kept grabbing at Jiang Cheng, but because he was firmly resisted, he couldn't catch Jiang Cheng with his two hands.

"This is the schedule from now on..." Jiang Cheng nonchalantly placed a stack of white paper in his hand on Kagura's face.

"Hey! Jiang Cheng! I told you that now is not the time..." Yue Yong was about to say something more, but she suddenly discovered that the so-called schedule in Jiang Cheng's hand was actually blank paper!

…

After calming down, Kagura looked at the pile of white paper in his hand, and then looked at Jiang Cheng, who was bruised and swollen, and at the room that he had just torn apart...

"Um...what's wrong with me?"

Jiang Cheng rubbed his head, then waved his hand, turned around and walked slowly towards the door.

"It's nothing, I just woke up and got angry or something, and then... I must check my schedule from now on."

"Schedule..." Looking at the white paper in his hand, Kagura still looked confused.

"It just means that you decide your own schedule." Yue Yong said calmly.

"up to you?"

Yue Yong continued: "Ah, it's up to you to decide what you want to do and where you want to go."

…

Kagura's one-month school experience life ended like this. This was Kagura's own decision, and no one stopped her.

By the way...after that, Kagura was sulking with Jiangcheng, Gintoki and Shinpachi for a long time.

…