Maybe a Fake Gintama

"My secret secret - pudding counterattack is the same." Kagura took over the words and explained to himself: "It is also the cross key pressed from bottom to side, and then press the P (pudding) button Aru!"

"What is the pudding button! How on earth do you use the P button!"

Kyubei stood up and said: "Anyway, let me be the opponent and try to fight back without sparing any effort."

"Um, is it really possible?" Shinpachi looked at Kyuubei in pink kimono in confusion, "I feel like there would be something wrong if I have to compete with swords or something like this in this outfit. And by the way, why is it today? This outfit?”

"No, this is..." Jiubei's pretty face turned red again, but he did not feel at a loss, but covered it up: "Anyway! No matter what kind of clothes you wear, there is no problem in the swordsmanship competition!"

"Xiaojiu, I think it's better not to force yourself." A Miao said kindly, "After all, it's clothes that I haven't gotten used to wearing yet, so it might affect my performance."

"What does influence mean?" Xin Baji complained expressionlessly, "It would be bad if I use my true ability! I will be killed instantly!"

"It doesn't matter..."

Saying that, Jiubingwei lowered his head to pick up a bamboo sword from the ground, but before she could bend down, Jiang Cheng, who picked up the bamboo sword, casually handed the bamboo sword in his hand to Jiubingwei.

"Here." Jiang Cheng said casually.

Looking at the bamboo sword in Jiang Cheng's hand, Jiubingwei hesitated again and again and tremblingly stretched out his hand to take it. However... when he just got the bamboo sword, Jiang Cheng's loosened hand inadvertently touched Jiubingwei. hand.

So...

Feng Qingyun calmly caught the fist that Jiubingwei subconsciously swung with all his strength, and Jiang Cheng looked confused: "What's wrong? Aren't you going to compete with Xin Baji?"

"Hug...I'm sorry." Jiubei, who gradually came to his senses, retracted his fist, then turned around and walked towards Shinpachi, who had already posed and prepared, and at the same time thought to himself: [Sure enough...then... One day it was not my imagination, I seemed to really be able to touch this man. The only man in the world that I can touch? After all...what's going on with this mood now? Why do you feel a little happy, a little lost and a little nervous? Speaking of which...why am I dressed like this? 】

It turned out that on the street the day before yesterday, Jiang Cheng, who went out to buy games as usual, met Jiubei who was also on the street, and by some coincidence, they had a little physical contact (he rubbed his shoulder while passing by). Kyuubei counterattacked subconsciously...for the first time, a man (Euchi) effortlessly and steadily received the attack in this state.

From that moment on, something was wrong with Kyubey.

Of course, what Jiubeyi didn't know was that Jiang Cheng... just didn't regard her as a woman. If I had to say it, in Jiang Cheng's uneasy mind, Jiubeyi belonged to neither a man nor a woman. Therefore, this kind of person's attack can be blocked.

Okay, without further ado, let’s go back to the martial arts venue. The newly-prepared Shinpachi opened his mouth to Kyuubei-san and said, “Um, Kyuubei-san, are you really not used to the new thing?” Equipment (clothes) and so on, why don’t we just forget about it?”

Even though he was leaning against the wall, he was still walking step by step. When he realized what he was doing, his pretty face turned red again and he silently stood on the opposite side of Shinpachi.

A Miao folded her sleeves and covered her mouth, and said with some worry: "Sure enough, I still can't force it. I equip myself with unfamiliar equipment or something."

Although he was the youngest person present, Seita, who had extremely keen observation skills, said silently: "No, I don't think it has anything to do with clothes or anything like that. If I insist on saying it, it might have something to do with the idiot."

Bang!

Ignoring Haruta who was in tears after being smashed, Jiang Cheng put away his fists, folded his hands and said, "How can you just call others stupid? It's so rude! Haruta!"

Rubbing his head,

Haruta, who was in pain to the point of tears at the corners of her eyes, silently complained in her heart: "No, the idiot I'm talking about is you..."

"As long as you know this kind of thing in your heart, there is no need to say it out loud! This is the way of life in this society!"

"You are the most rude!" Haruta couldn't help but complain, "Speaking of which, you should abide by what you said!"

"I'm sorry, Haruta," Jiang Cheng shook his head softly, "I... am tired of the boring interpersonal relationships in this society, so there is no need to abide by such unspoken rules."

"No, you're just a loser who has fallen out of society."

"Who is a useless Nite who has escaped from society? You brat!" Jiang Cheng retorted unhappily in an instant.

Kagura said expressionlessly: "No, uncle, you are really just a loser who has escaped from society and relies on women to support himself and lives in the game world without any shame. Aru."

"I don't have any pocket money next month." Jiang Cheng shrugged and replied casually.

"Ah! Cunning!" Kagura said dissatisfied.

"Sorry, this is also society's...my rule."

"It turns out that sometimes if you tell the truth, your pocket money will be deducted..." Haruta supported his chin and murmured his analysis, "It's really an extremely cruel society."

"What a rotten society." Kagura sighed in a pretense of melancholy.

"Yes, yes." Haruta nodded.

Listening to what the two of them said, several blue veins popped up on Jiang Cheng's forehead unknowingly.

"Did you two brats do this on purpose? Did you deliberately pick on me?"

"Ah!" Kagura seemed to have suddenly thought of something, covering her mouth and pretending to be surprised: "Could it be that... those words just now irritated uncle Aru? I'm sorry, I didn't mean it."

“There’s no more pocket money for next month!”

"Hey! Just stop it!" Kagura stood up, rolled up her sleeves, rolled her eyes and shouted angrily: "This kind of rule is so unreasonable!"

Jiang Cheng showed a serious look on his face and nodded: "Yes, there is such an unreasonable side of society, such as wives who run away with rich people, colleagues who use small tricks to steal promotion opportunities, and people who are instantly killed by Jiubingwei." The killing of Xin Baji, the orangutan being blasted by A Miao, and the omitted details of the battle, etc., all fully reflect the unreasonable side of this society! Remember it!"

Haruta complained aloud expressionlessly: "Wait a minute, what are the next three examples? It doesn't matter at all, right? Just summarize the results of the first two games during our conversation and then complain on your own. ! Hey! Enough is enough! You bastard gorilla!!"

"Then the next one will be the highlight," Jiang Cheng said, looking at Gintoki who picked up the bamboo sword and walked towards Shinpachi, "It's really exciting."

"I'm looking forward to your height!" Haruta complained again, "Why did you jump to the topic so naturally! Why did you put on an expression of watching the game with great interest so naturally! I can't understand it at all!"

"Idiot!" Jiang Cheng reprimanded with a serious expression, "Life is a game! While you are playing your own game that you absolutely cannot lose, you should also watch other people's games properly to gain life experience! "

"Do you think you can get away with this kind of reasoning?!"

When Gintoki came across from Shinpachi, his expression became unusually serious.

"Be ready, I will deliver the appropriate attack."

"Hi...Hi!" Xin Bajiu responded quickly.

Just like that, ROUND 3 started, and with the sound effect of FIGHT, the fighting game between Gintoki and Shinpachi began.

Looking at Gintoki who was still feeding Shinpachi with his glasses, Haruta opened his eyes wide and murmured: "Finally... I can finally see the secret of our school. , Brother Jiang Cheng, why...are you asleep? Didn't you just say that you want to watch other people's games to gain life experience? "

"What's so interesting about a match between a virgin and an idiot?" Jiang Cheng, lying on his side on the floor with his eyes closed, said without looking back, "There's no need for that kind of experience."

Haruta:......

The result of the competition did not disappoint Haruta. It did allow Haruta to see the so-called special move, although it was not used by Shinbaji.

"Did you use the secret skill?!" Shinpachi, who was knocked to the ground by Gintoki's secret skill, complained crazily, "Why did you master it so quickly?"

"Because it's easy."

"This is the secret of a single lineage! Let me see the situation clearly!"

"It's not just me. Just when you were silently practicing," Gintoki said, looking at Haruta, Kagura, Kubei and Miao who were practicing, "Everyone has learned it."

"It's not difficult at all." Haruta, holding the bamboo sword, yawned and said, "Brother Shin, is this really the secret of our school? Are you really not lying to me?"

New Eight:...

Snapped!

"And he even learned defensive tactics Aru." Kagura said after receiving Seita's blow.

"Hey - it's my turn next!" A Miao said excitedly, raising her hands.

"Then practice with me, A Miao." Jiubei said.

Xin Baji's expression at this time has solidified...

Bang bang!

Kyubey: "And I know the number of defensive battles, Shinyachi-kun."

Bang bang bang!

A Miao: "And there are also defensive and defensive battles, Shin-chan!"

Bang bang bang bang!

Gintoki: "And I have defended, defended, defended, and defended, my dear."

Pah pah pah pah!

Kyubey: "And there are no defensive moves like defensive, defensive, defensive, new Yatsura-kun."

Before leaving the house, Xin Bajia took one last look back at the people who were still practicing their special moves, and then... he quietly walked out of the door alone.

Jiang Cheng, who looked at Xin Baji's back full of depression and loss, drooped his eyelids and said nothing.

About two minutes after Xin Baji left, Jiang Chengcai sat up from the ground and picked up a practice bamboo sword from the ground.

"Gintoki." Jiang Cheng glanced at Gintoki casually, "Are you interested? Let me try that special move or something."

"No, I'm not interested." Gintoki replied without thinking, "I have beaten you many times."

"A Miao, can I give it a try?" Jiang Cheng asked with a smile.

"Yeah, of course." A Miao responded with a smile as she narrowed her eyes.

"Hey, wait..."

Gintoki suddenly thought of something and spoke quickly, but...it was obviously too late, because Jiang Cheng had already lowered his body...

A minute later, looking at only half of the dojo left in front of them, except for Jiang Cheng, the expressions of everyone present were surprisingly uniform.

"The lethality is really great, this kind of sure-kill skill." Jiang Cheng nodded and commented.

"You are the one with the most lethal power!" Gintoki rolled his eyes and complained angrily, "It has nothing to do with special moves or anything like that!"

"I'm sorry, A Miao..." Jiang Cheng said with a touch of apology on his face, and then raised the bamboo sword with only one hilt left in his hand, "I broke this."

"No, that doesn't matter, the important one is," Gintoki pointed to the almost ruined gym nearby, "This is the one that needs to apologize! This is the one that was most severely damaged!"

"I always feel a deep sense of violation..." Haruta complained silently, "He is obviously a good-for-nothing Nite, he is obviously a good-for-nothing Nite."

"Awesome...awesome!" Jiubei exclaimed in admiration, "This kind of power... no defensive moves are useless!"

"He's an idiot, are you too?" Gintoki complained again, "No one will ever compete with such a monster!"

"That...Jiang Chengsang," A Miao finally came to her senses and walked over, looking at Jiang Cheng in disbelief, "I..."

"A Miao..." Jiang Cheng was about to say something, but as soon as he spoke, two kunai were hit on the back of his head. The next moment, he rolled his eyes and fell straight down.

"Oh!" The sharp-eyed Kagura looked at Yue Yong standing on the wall and exclaimed: "It is also pressing the cross key from bottom to side, and then pressing the S (death) button! This is Yue Yue's special move Aru?! Awesome!"

"We found...the scumbag who stole money to buy games..." Yue Yong said coldly, then jumped off the wall and came to Jiang Cheng step by step.

"Wait... wait! Yueyue!" Jiang Cheng stumbled and said, struggling to raise his head at the same time, "Ah Miao... she also wants to ask me the secret of my special move! At least..."

"No, that kind of thing doesn't matter." A Miao narrowed her eyes and showed a smile, and then pointed to the gym nearby, "The important thing is the compensation for this! Bastard!!"

"A Miao, haven't you already agreed?"

Veins appeared one after another on Yue Yong's forehead: "Not only did he steal money to buy games... he also destroyed other people's dojos..."

"Wait... wait, Yueyue, this really has nothing to do with me! Hey... wait, calm down! Hey... ahhhhhhh!!!"

…

Under the setting sun, everyone was silent as they looked at the long line of blood drawn out by Jiang Cheng being dragged by Yue Yong on the ground.

"I...seem to have some misunderstandings." Jiubei suddenly said such a meaningless statement.

"Huh?" A Miao was confused.

"No, it's nothing." Jiubei shook his head, and then looked at the gym next to him, "A Miao, let the Yagyu clan bear the losses here."

"Huh? No, Xiaojiu."

"There's no need to refuse. After all, I owe him more than one favor. It's time to pay him back."

"So……"

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