Maybe a Fake Gintama

Latest website: 【Stop! Stop here! Just let the people who least want to know know it! That guy definitely wants to kill me, Al, by pretending to be sick!

ah--! it's too hot! I’m so sorry, Dad! ! If this continues, I might actually ascend to heaven! You have to think of something! I can't move my body, and I can't make a sound, but...

There are so many people coming to say goodbye to me, surely someone will find me Aru! As long as someone can take a closer look at my bloody face, who will...]

Before the roasted Kagura had finished thinking, Sougo on the other side whispered something into Princess Chengye's ear as if he had a telepathic connection, completely shattering Kagura's plan.

"Huh?" After listening to what Sougo said, Princess Chengye was surprised. After confirming it again, she shouted to the guests who came to pay homage: "Um...everyone, the sun-exposed salon-type coffin Due to the impact of the epidemic, the body seems to have begun to be damaged, and there is not much time now, so in order to improve the efficiency of the operation, we placed the coffin on the conveyor belt and asked everyone on the assembly line to say goodbye."

Kagura, who was being carried onto the conveyor belt with the coffin by a group of guards, was going crazy: [What kind of deathbed farewell is this! Chengye-chan, you can’t be deceived by him! 】

"A conveyor belt is set up from the funeral site to the crematorium. After everyone says goodbye to her one by one, the body will finally enter the crematorium. It will be automatically burned into ashes and sent directly to the sky."

Princess Chengye explained this way.

【What kind of factory is this? 】

"Everyone, please don't delay the assembly line! Say goodbye as quickly as possible."

【Hello! How casual this funeral must be! 】

The conveyor belt was activated, and seeing Kagura slowly passing in front of her eyes, Granny Denshi couldn't help but feel sad.

"Kagura, you actually asked me to send a white-haired person to a black-haired person. You are an unfilial daughter. I originally loved you as if you were my own daughter..."

Before he finished speaking, Kagura was already taken away by the conveyor belt.

[Has half said it! Such touching words were teleported away just halfway through! 】

"Grandma Denshi, you said it's too long. Can't it be summarized more concisely?"

When Catherine complained,

Kagura slipped away (teleported) away from him as if a time machine had run over his face.

"You damn thing, please wait a little longer!" Catherine shouted after reacting.

"Grandma Dengshi, Lady Catherine, you forgot to put the farewell flowers into the coffin." Xiaoyu quickly reminded, then stretched out her hands, "Give it to me quickly, quickly."

Xiaoyu took the flowers from the two of them, turned around and rushed towards Kagura who had just passed by. However, maybe because she was too hasty and didn't notice, she suddenly tripped over the wire under her feet and fell forward due to unsteadiness on her feet. Go down.

The two flowers in his hand... were inserted directly into Kagura's eyes.

【Ah ah ah ah! ! Where are you going? How can I sleep peacefully like this? 】

"No!" Xiaoyu exclaimed that something was wrong, and then asked for help from Kyuubei, who was not far in front of him. "Kyuubei-sama! Please, can you please arrange the flowers again?"

"What?! Wait...what?!"

Jiubeyi suddenly panicked, but there was no time to wait for her to finish panicking, because Kagura had already arrived in front of him. Without any time to think, Jiubeyi reached out and grabbed the two flowers inserted in his eyes.

"Kami, Kagura-chan! Thank you for always Aru! I will cherish the things you left behind Aru——!"

Amid such shouts, Kyubei pulled out the flower like a miracle and inserted it into his nose.

[What kind of trouble are you inserting it into my nostril! By the way, have you really used Aru? ! Not suitable for you! It’s really not suitable for you! 】

"That's wrong, Jiubingwei!" Yue Yong from the front reminded and corrected. "I don't ask you to stick it in your nose, but I ask you to pull out the flowers. I ask you to pull out the flowers!"

While speaking, the time machine... no, Kagura had already sneaked away in front of Yue Yong. Yue Yong, who had no time to think about it, quickly reached out and pulled out the flower hard, but... it seemed that it was inserted a little tight, and Yue Yong could only trot along. Pull it out hard.

"Kami, Kagura! You're tired!"

Saying that, Yue Yong began to pull hard, but because the insertion was too tight, even though Kagura's head was pulled up by the flowers, she did not pull it out.

"Bye now--!!"

Under such circumstances, Yue Yong finally had no choice but to use her strength to perform a miracle, pulling Kagura's upper body until the coffin broke and she sat up.

【No...it's you. 】

"Let me tell you how powerful you are! Yueyue!" the little ape in front accused, "Kagura-chan..."

"I, I have tried my best," Yue Yong could only say in defense, "From now on, I can only leave it to you, Sarutobi!"

"I stabbed Lou Zi, but you still have the nerve to shirk responsibility!"

After clenching his fists and saying angrily, the little ape realized that Kagura had just slipped away from him. The little ape, who had no time to think too much, trotted to follow.

"What's going on!" The little ape pushed Kagura's head back hard, trying to make it lie back in the coffin, and said through gritted teeth, "No matter how hard I push, she doesn't move at all! What should I do? It’s a good idea!”

In desperation, the little ape could only pick up the big stone on the side and stand on the coffin, press it down hard with the stone, and start his farewell speech at the same time.

"Kagura-chan, I will make Gin-san happy! Just feel free to go to that world!"

With the same force, Kagura was forced into the coffin.

【ah! I feel so bad for my dad...! ! 】

"Hey," Kondo, who noticed something was wrong, said to Fourteen beside him, "Look, what's going on, Fourteen."

【help me! fourteen--! Anyone can do it, please come and save me now! 】

Outside, Fourteen, who was carrying a high-spherical stone with Kondo, gritted his teeth and walked towards the conveyor belt step by step.

"There is still such a random way of mourning. What kind of religion has she joined..."

"Well, it's now time. It doesn't matter whether she's an enemy or a friend! We have to mourn her!" Kondo gritted his teeth and replied.

【Not any more! ! Who told you that there is such a way to mourn? You're going to die, you're really going to die if you get pressed up by that thing! Speed ​​up the conveyor belt! 】

Fourteen, who missed Kagura, exclaimed: "No! If you miss it, you can't catch up!"

"Fourteen! Come on, don't give up!" Kondo cheered profusely, without stopping at all.

[That’s enough, no need to refuel! 】

"Tch, it would be embarrassing if I couldn't catch up now," Fourteen said with some reluctance, "Can't you even mourn a kid?"

"It can be done! We can definitely do it!" Kondo was still cheering for the two of them, "Let's throw this thing on the coffin!"

[I can’t tell whether these two people are good guys or bad guys! 】

"What are you doing?" A Miao called to stop Kondo and Shishita.

[Big sister head...] Kagura was moved in her heart.

"What kind of trouble are you two carrying with such a big rock?"

【Saved! Stop those two idiots! 】

But in the next scene, A Miao joined the two, lifting the stone with them, and even complained.

"Why didn't you call me?"

[Did you actually go to help? ! 】

"Miss A Miao..." Kondo looked at A Miao in disbelief.

"Thank you, Kondo-san, Hijikata-san," A Miao's eyes began to sparkle with tears again, and her voice started to sob. "For Kagura-chan's matter... let's work together!"

【Hello--! Why did Mao choose this time? People who are incompatible with each other are now starting to cooperate! 】

With A Miao's help, it didn't take long to catch up with the conveyor belt.

【Run quickly! Conveyor belt, run! 】

However, just as the fourteen or three people were about to place the stone on the coffin, their foot suddenly slipped and the stone fell to the ground.

"Oops!" Fourteen turned around and realized that there was a downhill slope behind him, "It's a downhill slope!"

Looking at the rocks rolling down rapidly, Kondo was extremely anxious.

"Rock! Rock it—"

[Yoshi has done it, now you can’t hit me Aru! 】

Kagura just breathed a sigh of relief, but then... the stone was blocked by a long-haired man in formal clothes and a creature mysterious to the universe.

"It's not a long-haired man, it's Gui! It's not a mysterious creature, it's Elizabeth!"

The long-haired man refuted the author in this way, and at the same time pressed his hands hard against the stone, as if he would not stop until the stone stopped.

After sliding for tens of meters, Gui and Elizabeth finally stopped Shikuai.

"Although I can't see the other side of the rock, I have picked up the stick."

Gui said this.

At the same time, Fourteen, who was standing on the slope, breathed out a breath of second-hand smoke, "Although I can't see the other side of the rock, I'll leave it to you after that."

Said this.

[Why does Mao have to cooperate with each other at this time? 】

"Wait for me, captain!" Gui and Elizabeth continued to run or chase while pushing the rolling stones.

At the same time, a prompt such as "1.03 kilometers away from the crematorium" appeared on the screen, and the mileage was gradually reduced.

[The enemies have joined forces to destroy me! 】

"come on--!"

"Don't give in—!"

People in formal attire on the roadside cheered and cheered for him.

【Who are you supporting? 】

The next moment, everyone sang together again.

【Who are you singing for again? 】

Finally, everyone rushed forward and lifted the stones together while singing.

【Whose funeral is this? ! 】

"Now!" Hasegawa, who stepped on the conveyor belt at some point, lifted up the coffin and ran in the opposite direction, crying: "Everyone! While I'm counteracting the movement of the conveyor belt, destroy me and the coffin together!"

【How much you want to mourn me! 】

"Up! Everyone!!" Gui shouted with tears, "Captain——!"

"Farewell——!"×n

Kagura stopped thinking when she saw the rocks being thrown up and hitting her.