Maybe a Fake Gintama

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It wasn't until Kagura disappeared at the top of the stairs that Gincai, who came back to his senses, stared at his dead fish eyes with no motivation and asked a question without motivation: "What is a boyfriend? Is this the thing?"

Looking at the picture of a dead tree that Gintoki held up, Shinpachi corrected him: "No, this is a dead branch, a friend, a boyfriend."

"Oh, that's it."

Looking at the picture of the man Gintoki held up with a barrel of dead branches piercing his chest, Shinpachi corrected him again: "No, no, no, that is the death of the boyfriend. Don't think about the tree, separate the person alone."

"That's what it is."

Looking at the dead tree that Gintoki held up - Chris's evolutionary process diagram, Shinpachi loudly complained: "Why did it become Chris's evolution diagram! Isn't this just evolving from a dead branch to a dead branch!"

Boom! Boom! Boom!

Jiang Cheng was banging his head against the wall, his eyes were dull, and he was still muttering to himself: "A dream, this is a dream... It's just a dream... Wake up quickly, it's just a dream... It's just a dream." It's just...it must be that I haven't woken up from yesterday's dream..."

The leader of Xinghaibo on the other side was in a similar situation. He was kneeling on the ground, murmuring in pain and disbelief: "How could this happen? I told you I would reply next time, but I didn't expect it to happen so quickly, and even agreed to date!!"

Seeing the two people reacting like this, Shinpachi and Gintoki just narrowed their eyes and remained expressionless.

"You guy! How are you going to compensate me?!" Master Xinghaibo stood up and pointed the tip of his umbrella directly at Gintoki without any hesitation, staring at his big bloodshot eyes, spitting and shouting: " If you had taken a good look at Kagura, things wouldn't have turned out like this!"

Jiang Cheng, who was persuaded by Shinpachi, looked at Gintoki with gritted teeth: "Look what you have done! My... niece's future daughter will be like this because of your poor supervision! What should I do? Compensate me? Is it okay to die? Is it okay?!"

"Kagura-chan is my daughter and has nothing to do with you! After all, your nominal uncle is also responsible! Why don't you take a good look at Kagura? Why do you want her to be fostered in the home of a guy like this?"

"Huh?! Who do you have to say that to me! Isn't it the same for you? Why don't you change it for a while! You go to Yoshihara to be that ghost Night King or something, and I'll go to my sister's place! Is that okay? Is that okay?!"

Looking at Xinghaifang Master and Jiang Cheng who started to argue again,

Gintoki comforted him with a very nonchalant tone: "You two, calm down. I think it's probably just a joke, right? No matter who has a boyfriend, it won't be Kagura's turn."

The leader of Xinghaibo quickly took over: "It makes sense, this must be just a bad joke or a bad nightmare."

Jiang Cheng also calmed down, nodded and analyzed by himself: "Indeed, according to ordinary people's opinions, it is basically a fantasy for a girl like Kagura to have a boyfriend."

"That's not what you're talking about~" Gintoki shrugged, and then continued: "Who would fall in love with that kind of vulgar and unfeminine little girl who only knows how to eat and vomit? We must have been fooled. That's My daughter, who has inherited this bald man’s negative genes, should show some confidence.”

Jiang Cheng said with a smile: "You're right. How can a product of inferior genes have a boyfriend? It must be a joke, and she must be trying to test whether we care about her or not? Hahahaha, that must be the case. That’s right. Hahahaha…”

"That's right," Master Xinghaibo smiled and took over, "How could the little tadpole that once swam in my dirty vagina... Who is the daughter of dirty Omaru!"

Gintoki, who was pulled up by the collar by the leader of Xinghaibo, said helplessly: "No, no one said that. I beg you, let your O-maru-like head calm down first. Don't worry, it won't happen." That happened.”

At this time, Xin Bajia on the side said in a very relaxed tone: "You can't say so absolutely."

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng and the other three looked at Xin Bajie at the same time.

Shinpachi raised an index finger and continued in a normal tone: "I heard that it is not uncommon for elementary school students to fall in love these days. Kagura-chan looks still young, but she is also fourteen years old, and her appearance is pretty good. She is a beautiful girl, and all things considered, she is not without merit in this regard... ah!"

With his bloodshot eyes wide open and a special arrogance burning all over his body, the leader of Xinghaibo pinched Shinpachi's face and asked in a voice without any warmth at all: "Hey, what's going on with the elementary school students? This planet is already like this [Beep——] Is it in chaos? It’s called the earth, but has it actually become a shameful ball?! Can it be allowed to perish? Uncle, can I show my real skills?”

"Please calm down!" Xin Bajiu, who was feeling very bad, hurriedly tried to persuade him: "They say it's a relationship, but in fact it's just for fun, just kids playing house!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Xin Baji's face was snatched away by a naturally angry man who also had a special arrogance on his body.

"Hey, what's going on?"

Seeing Gintoki in front of him who was full of special arrogance, his eyes widened and about to lose his rationality, Shinpachi felt bad.

"Are you coming too?!"

“Could it be that after they’ve done everything they need to do, they’re going to wrap up “those things” in a notebook and throw them away? If they dare to do this, I will put jet engines on their backpacks and launch them to the end of the galaxy, okay? ! Can it be turned into a backpack seat? ! "

"You two, calm down! I'm just making assumptions!" Shinpachi removed Gintoki's hand and argued, then pointed at Jiang Cheng, "You two are too excited! Also follow Jiang Cheng's example Sang, calm down a little!"

"What a big deal," Jiang Cheng put his little finger on his ear with an unmoved expression, and then turned around, "Leave this small matter to me."

"Hey? Jiang Chengsang, what are you going to do?"

"What are you doing?" Jiang Cheng held his umbrella in his hand and replied without looking back: "Of course I'm going to hunt all the boyfriends (men) on this planet. This way the problem will be solved. .”

"What a great idea! You are indeed my brother-in-law!" Master Xinghaifang praised him, then his expression changed, he picked up the umbrella and followed Jiang Cheng, "Count me in too."

Gintoki turned to follow and praised at the same time: "Your head can occasionally come up with some good ideas, Jiang Cheng."

"Are you the most dangerous one in the end?!" Xin Bajiao collapsed, and then rushed forward to stop the three of them, "Calm down! Everyone, calm down! What kind of thing is this about the death of men on earth? It can’t be solved! And it’s just a hypothesis! A hypothesis! If you care so much, wouldn’t it be better to just ask Kagura-chan?”

Jiang Cheng and the three people who stopped looked at each other, and then they all withered.

"You go ahead." Master Xinghaibo said to Gintoki, who was standing aside, with his hands on his hips.

Gintoki immediately retorted and accused: "Why should I go? You are her biological father, right?"

The leader of Xinghaibo clenched his fists and argued: "It's so noisy! Because I am my biological father, I don't know how to face this situation! You should be able to deal with it easily, right? Go quickly."

"Hey, hey, you're so worthless when you say that, aren't you?" Gintoki complained, spreading his hands, and then looked at Jiang Cheng, "Hey, go ahead, don't you always say that you are Kagura's future father? This bald man just said He said that if you ask Kagura, he will agree with you. So go ahead."

"I don't remember that I ever agreed with it!" Xinghaifang's leader immediately exploded.

"You guy! This kind of thing... you let me..." Jiang Cheng clenched his fists and couldn't bear to speak, and then glanced at Xin Bajia aside: "Hey, Xinbajia, go ahead."

"Why did you leave it to me in the end?" Xin Bajiao complained.

Gintoki shrugged his shoulders and replied: "Don't be verbose. It's not convenient for us who are already standing at the top of the adult ladder to point fingers at the young people who are still climbing up. This kind of task is suitable for you who are still on the ground before you start climbing up. A primitive life form that crawls forward."

"Who is the Miba protozoa!" Xin Baji argued, then sighed and waved his hand: "I know, I'll ask her."

"Ah! Wait...wait, wait, wait." Jiang Cheng and Gintoki, who thought of something, stopped them at the same time.

"Ah? What's wrong?"

"It's better not to ask anything..." Gintoki said with a troubled expression, holding his hair with a face.

"Yes...yes." Jiang Cheng also said.

"What kind of trouble are we going to make?!"

…

The time came at night.

"I'm so hungry. Is dinner ready, Aru?"

With that said, Kagura had already come to the living room, and after seeing the red bean rice already served on the table, she exclaimed: "Wow! Red bean rice! What's wrong? Did something good happen, Aru?"

Jiang Cheng, who was stared directly at by Kagura's big eyes, was startled for a moment, and then quickly threw the topic to the leader of Xinghaibo who was aside: "Ah! What a good thing! It seems that it really happened, but this bald man said that he would announce it during dinner Woolen cloth!"

"Hey?! Me!" Master Xinghaibo was startled, and then asked Gintoki, who was standing aside with panic and cold sweat on his face, "What's going on? Hello? What's going on? When you get older, your brain doesn't work well. Just now I told you and forgot about it, so what happened? Gintoki-kun?"

"Uh..." Gintoki was also startled, and then stammered, "That... boyfriend... boyfriend... there is curry squirting out of your father's butt!"

"Is that a good thing, Aru?" Kagura put her hands on her hips and looked at Master Xinghaibo expressionlessly.

"Um...ah~" the leader of Xinghaibo said, touching his smooth and bright head, "Because I have been suffering from constipation recently, and I finally wanted to celebrate. Hahahaha..."