Maybe a Fake Gintama

Xin Baji, who turned his head and saw this scene, felt even worse: "Hey——! What kind of terrible altar are you building in other people's homes! By the way... is it Mrs. Jianghua?! What the hell is going on with you? I thought so!”

"Long time no see, Xin Baji." On the altar, Jiang Hua on the tablet computer gently blew out a puff of cigarette and said with a smile, "Don't be surprised, he talked to me like this when he was at home."

"Is it an iPad?!" Xin Baji complained, and then hurriedly said hello with a smile, "Oh, long time no see, Mrs. Jianghua. Needless to say, there are also things like Xinghaifang's family status, everyone. Everyone knows it! Everyone in front of the screen also knows it!”

Gintoki shuddered his shoulders: "Anyway, wouldn't it be good to just use this feeling to receive you?"

"It's too deliberate and feels super unnatural!" Looking at the three "adults" in front of him, Shinpachi clenched his fists and retorted with some excitement, "This way, let alone Kagura-chan's boyfriend, hers All my friends are running away!”

"Hey - I brought my boyfriend back Aru."

At this time, Kagura's shout came from outside the door.

Hearing the sound, Xin Baji hurriedly put away the random refreshments on the table and the altar that exuded a strange smell.

"We have to put these away quickly! Madam, I'm sorry! And you three don't have to do anything extra. Just sit and laugh wherever you are! No problem!"

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng and the other three sat down in front of the sofa at the same time.

"Hey, do you remember our agreement?" Gintoki asked, lowering his head.

"Ah." Master Xinghaifang and Jiang Cheng nodded at the same time.

"If anyone goes berserk, someone else must stop him. As Kagura's guardian and Kagura's father, he must act as an adult who will never bring shame to Kagura."

Jiang Cheng, who was sitting alone on a sofa, nodded and replied: "Don't worry, there are three of us this time. You must know that triangles are the strongest, and there will definitely be no big problems. And the most important thing is What’s more, Sister Jianghua is here now and can definitely stop us.”

After saying that, Jiang Cheng glanced at the tablet lying beside him, smiled and asked, "Right? Sister Jiang Hua?"

Jiang Hua on the other side of the screen just smiled and said nothing.

Master Xinghaibo cleared his throat, closed his eyes and said slowly: "But don't underestimate me, I will definitely say what you need to say,

If they have a pure relationship like that between teenagers and girls, I will definitely convey my support to them. It's okay. Judging from the back, the other party is just an ordinary kid. He will definitely understand what a great (excellent) adult says from the bottom of his heart. After all, we have become such big (and wonderful) adults. He must have never seen such a big (excellent) adult. "

As Master Xinghaifang finished speaking, the sliding door between the entrance hall and the living room was also opened.

Looking at Kagura who walked in alone and closed the door, Gintoki asked doubtfully: "Kagura, what's wrong? Where is your boyfriend?"

"You said you can't enter this room," Kagura replied.

"Huh? Does he mind anything?" Gintoki waved his hand, "Okay, okay, let him come in quickly."

"I told you he can't come in, Aru."

"There is really nothing we can do~ Are you scared?" Gintoki shook his head helplessly, and then shouted towards the entrance: "Hey! Boyfriend! You can come in! There is nothing to be afraid of!"

Jiang Cheng, who didn't hear any movement outside, spread his hands and shook his head, with a bit of relief on his face: "Yeah, yeah, he's just a shy boy in the end."

"There is nothing we can do about it," Xinghaibo Master also showed a bit of relief on his face. He closed his eyes and continued in a "helpless" tone: "After all, three such big (outstanding) adults gathered together. When we are together, everyone will be scared when they see each other. After all, the other person is just a child, just an older child."

But just as Master Xinghaibo finished speaking, the ceiling above everyone suddenly made a bang, and at the same time a huge foot stepped in and crushed the low table in front of the sofa to pieces.

The faces of Jiang Cheng and the other three people sank at the same time. They looked at the foot in front of them that was bigger than the sofa. Then they raised their heads and looked over at the same time. When they saw the giant who was over seven meters tall, After the legendary boyfriend, he opened his eyes wide and exclaimed at the same time.

“Nima is really a big kid!!”×3

…

"Let me introduce you." Kagura, standing next to this "giant" who only wore shorts made of thatch, introduced to the three people, a mirror, and a pad in front of him: "This is my boyfriend, from the giant star. Here comes Little Aru.”

"Hey? Wait...hey——!" Shinbachi, who was temporarily serving as an IPAD stand, came back to his senses, and then pointed his trembling finger at the giant in front of him, "Kagura, the giant is...hey——!"

"Hey, what's going on?" Gintoki pointed at the giant in front of him with black lines in his eyes and looked at Jiang Cheng and Master Xinghaibo, "It's different from what was promised!"

"Cool...calm down, Gintoki." Jiang Cheng cleared his throat and pretended to be calm and replied, "Um, um, it must be growing up or something, right? Isn't this the case with children? After not seeing each other for three days, they feel like they have grown up again. Big or something. Anyway, calm down, we are adults, we are adults!"

"No, this is obviously wrong! It's obviously a genetic mutation! He is completely different from the person you remember!"

The leader of Xinghaibo asked Kagura: "Kagura-chan, where is the child who sent you the message?"

Kagura replied: "Ah, that friend is just Aru who writes love letters for Xiaoda. Xiaoda cannot write letters because he is too big, and he is too shy to give them to me personally."

Shinpachi raised his head, twitching the corners of his eyes and said, "No... By the way, Kagura-chan, you still have such a big friend,"

"Yes, Chengye-chan introduced me."

"Hey? Your Highness, Princess?"

"Actually, don't look at Xiaoda's appearance. He is the prince of the giant planet Aru, but because he is too big, there is no place to play and no one to play with him, so he is very idle... We just had a lot of fun together. Lu (gave him a good beating). We became very close after that."

While Kagura was explaining this, several giants wearing only grass skirts surrounded the Master House.

[You talk about being close, you are preparing to invade the earth! ! 】×3 (Jiang Cheng, Bald Zi, Gintoki)

"Hehehe," Kagura rubbed her nose and showed a bit of pride, "Awesome, right? He's like a golden turtle son-in-law, Aru! Right? Mom?"

Jiang Hua on the pad narrowed his eyes and smiled softly. As for why he smiled but said nothing, it might just be because he was considering the issue of voice acting.

[No, the golden turtle is indeed a golden turtle...] Gintoki complained silently in his heart, and then looked at the mosaic under the small grass skirt, [But this "turtle" is too huge! It’s even more difficult than riding the Gang Damu! 】

"Okay Xiaoda, don't be nervous, sit down first." Kagura said to Xiaoda beside him.

Hearing the sound, Xiaoda lowered his head and sat down.

boom! !

The roof of Wanshiwuwu suffered a devastating blow.

Looking at Kodai who reluctantly got in and squatted down in front of him, Gintoki twitched the corners of his mouth and looked at the dark-faced Jiang Cheng and Xinghaibo master beside him: [Is this your boyfriend? Is this your boyfriend? What is a boyfriend? How do you write the words boyfriend? ! 】

【I do not know! After all, isn't a boyfriend just like that... that... this... um...] Unable to find the answer, Jiang Cheng finally looked at Xinghaibo Master with half of his face twitching, [So, what exactly is a boyfriend? Hello! Tell me! Tell me you are! ! 】

[You two, calm down! He's just a slightly taller boyfriend! How can a father be looked down upon by his boyfriend? 】

Lord Xinghaibo conveyed a message to the two of them to calm down with his eyes, then cleared his throat and pretended to be calm and said: "So, you are Kagura-chan's boyfriend. Kagura has been taking care of you all this time. Yes, I am her father."

With that said, the leader of Xinghaibo bowed to Xiao Da with his hands pressed against the seams of his trousers.

Gintoki thought in his mind: [As expected of the Lord of Xinghaibo of the Galaxy, he is not timid in front of his big boyfriend and fully demonstrates the majesty of his father! 】

[Gintoki, don’t be stunned, it’s our turn! 】Jiang Cheng made a gesture with his eyes, then raised his hands and cleared his throat, "Ahem, I..."

Before Jiang Cheng could finish his words, he knelt down to the head of Xinghaifang Master, who was returning the greeting... No, he smashed Xinghaifang Master into the floor with his head hammer.

boom! !

Seeing Master Xinghaibo's body being smashed into the floor, leaving only a shiny head on the ground, Jiangcheng and Gintoki both felt bad. They also had their eyes wide open and their mouths half-opened with frightened expressions.

【Oh...oh...oh Duosang——! ! 】×2

"Xinghaibo Master-san!!" Shinbaji shouted and ran forward quickly, "Xinghaibo Master-san has turned into a meat pie! Only a golden mother is left!"

[No, that’s not the golden mother, it’s the head! ] Gintoki complained, and then looked at Jiang Cheng who was discussing the wedding date with the tablet, [By the way, can you take a look at the atmosphere? Is now the time to take advantage of the situation and chase the widow? ! Is your sister control attribute so deep? ! And madam, you are too calm! Whether it's Kagura's boyfriend or the fact that your husband only has a golden head, it's too calm! ! 】

At this moment, Xiao Da, who was sitting cross-legged on the ground, touched his head and apologized in a frivolous tone that did not feel the slightest apology: "Ah, private Marseille. Oops, I did too much, I ah , it hasn’t been long since I came to Earth. To be honest, I don’t understand anything about greetings and bows. Besides, I hate these etiquettes the most. Don’t worry about my status as a prince. Let’s just relax and get along, dad. Since it’s Kagura Dad, that’s my best friend, ah! Why don’t you leave me an email address?”