Maybe a Fake Gintama

"You should stop it for me!" Xin Baji yelled angrily, and then continued: "Then again, Yin Sang, are you really capable of being a producer?"

"Idiot, didn't you just say that? Money tree, money tree, as long as you bind Atong-chan's money tree, you can make a lot of money by messing around. At this time, you should try your best to sell favors and make a lot of money banknote."

"But Atong-chan has such a big booger on his side!"

Listening to Shinpachi's words, Gintoki remained unmoved, shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Didn't I say it before? Diamonds can be more dazzling with the booger as a foil."

…

In the meeting room below the office building.

"So, starting from today," Gintoki, who was holding his hands, announced to Kagura and Atsushi-chan who were sitting opposite, "you two will start activities under the name "Booger Diamond Z48". "

By the way, Kagura at this time had her twin tails tied up and she also put on a cute red kimono.

"Booger?" Atong-chan showed a bit of surprise, and then continued with some embarrassment: "Huh? Is this the name of our group? The producer... No matter how much there is booger in the group name, it's really..."

"It's Aru, I don't care as a diamond, you should also think about Booger."

"No, you're the booger." Xinbaji complained silently.

"That's right, no matter how you say this kind of name, it's too random." Jiang Cheng, who had just arrived, folded his hands and nodded, and then continued by himself: "In short, leave this kind of name to me, you know I got the stage name of Yoshiwara’s new girl now, but it’s very popular, let’s think about it…”

"Shut up, Jiang Chengsang, that kind of wandering girl's stage name is totally different from what it is now! Speaking of which... you are too quick, aren't you? Is it over already? What about the other party's president?"

"Probably sleep in the hotel."

"What on earth did you do?!"

"We just had a meal together, and then went to the bar for a drink. While drinking, the woman talked to herself and vomited a lot of sad bitterness, and finally said that she could just go to the hotel, so... I called her The driver of the car dropped her off at the hotel.”

After being speechless for a while, Shinpachi spoke again: "You are more outrageous by not doing anything than by doing something, Jiang Chengsang..."

"anyway,

Can the taxi fare be reimbursed? Jiang Cheng then asked, "Who should the invoice be given to?" Who should reimburse? "

Gintoki said expressionlessly: "The person who can be reimbursed was just put in a taxi by you, and he is probably sleeping on the floor of the hotel lobby now. If you understand, get out of the hotel now and get a big bed room with the president. After checking in, everything else is like ordering an S package.”

"S set meal? Salad? Does that woman like salad? OK, I understand. I'll contact the taxi driver."

"Well, mom likes salad very much." Atong-chan said with a smile.

"Really? That's great." Jiang Cheng put away his phone and said with a squinted smile, and then changed the topic: "Now it's time to talk about the name of the group. First, Xinbaji just said that Girls' names are completely different things, and I absolutely cannot agree with that. You know, in a sense, there is no difference between the two. Fans of idols are equivalent to guests, and die-hard fans like Shinpachi It’s like the customer who names it every time, and it’s like Gintoki who only orders the S course every time!”

"Although there is a subtle resemblance, it's not the same thing at all! Jiang Chengsang, what do you think your idol is?"

"A woman who makes money from men." Jiang Cheng replied without thinking.

Gintoki chuckled and shook his head, and said with some emotion: "I didn't expect you to understand the key to idols so quickly, Jiang Cheng."

Shinbachi argued fiercely: "No, this is not the point! Although in a sense it is true to say this, but it is not! Idols rely on their popularity to make a living!"

"It feels..." Jiang Cheng crossed his chest with one hand and supported his chin with the other hand and murmured: "It's not as good as a wandering girl. A wandering girl not only relies on popularity, but also relies on her face, body, skills, words and technology."

"Hello!!"

"If you say that, it's true..." Gintoki murmured, holding his chin.

"Don't just agree so easily!!"

"It turns out that you girls have a harder time than idols..." Atong-chan covered her mouth with a look of disbelief on her face.

"You, an idol, can't even say such things!!"

Jiang Cheng slowly analyzed again: "In other words, young idols and young wandering girls are actually the same. Their singing skills (techniques) are still shallow, but because of their young and beautiful faces, they don't have to worry about not being able to eat. As time goes by, although the face is no longer young and beautiful, the singing skills (techniques) have become mature after time, and the focus has become singing skills (techniques) without worrying about not being able to make a living. As for those who are older. People who don’t have a good face and haven’t polished their singing and acting skills (techniques) will be eliminated, right? New Baji?”

"Uh... what you said is indeed correct, but can you put it another way? Can you not put idols and girls together?"

"In short, the so-called Yoshiwara is actually the epitome of the idol entertainment industry. As the president, I... live up to my name!"

Looking at Jiang Cheng who tapped his palms and came to the above conclusion, Shinpachi immediately complained: "He is truly a ghost! Although the entertainment industry is indeed a bit chaotic, Atong-chan is not that kind of person!"

Jiang Cheng folded his hands and continued to talk to himself: "In other words, the most direct way to make this HDZ48 group the most popular idol group is to invite active oirans from Yoshiwara to teach directly."

"It's you! What do you want the two of them to learn from Taifu Nichiwa! Didn't you just talk about names? Why are you calling them out so casually now?"

"We have found a very crucial point," Gintoki nodded and confirmed, "Then the two of them will be divided into S and M according to the fans' hobbies. In this way, there will be no problems."

"I want S Aru." Kagura raised her hand.

"Huh? M...M refers to..." Atong-chan was a little panicked.

"Calm down! Otsu-chan! Don't take that kind of thing seriously! Although idols with this kind of attribute are indeed favored by certain fans, but no need! Otsu-chan can just act like a normal Otsu-chan. !”

Atong replied weakly: "No, that can be considered as exploring new charms and looking for new possibilities..."

"What..." Jiang Cheng said aloud after putting away his mobile phone, "Rilun is giving lessons to some wandering girls, do you want to attend?"

"Fuck you! What do you want your idol to learn from such random courses?!"

"No, isn't what's popular now just a sense of contrast?" Jiang Cheng shrugged and retorted, "She looks innocent but once she does that, she shows off her other strong side. Women who put [beep——] on their appearance show... The moments of pure reaction and so on, these are all valuable experiences for me.”

"What on earth are you talking about? What kind of experience! Just your experience in bed! Shut up!!"

"So it is difficult for a man who is not dedicated to find true love," Gintoki spread his hands and shook his head and said with emotion, "I have been on the S package from beginning to end."

"No one wants to hear these things about you! By the way, can you two stop it? You've just started talking about these dangerous things, even late at night! You may not be able to pass the review!"

Jiang Cheng shrugged his shoulders: "Well, Xinbaji, you will understand one day...well...it's okay if you don't understand."

"Hey, why are you trying to comfort me?!"

"Xin Baji! You have to work hard to live!" Kagura encouraged.

"I will also support you! Shinya-kun!" Atong-chan clenched her fists and cheered with a serious expression.

"Don't cheer me up on this kind of thing!!"

Gintoki said while writing on the paper: "Then, the theme of the first event has been decided. Let's use the theme of "encourage virginity, even if you are a virgin, you must live strong", and then hold activities around this theme. "

"What the hell kind of activity is this?!"

Jiang Cheng nodded in agreement: "It's a good theme of the event. Anyway, fans are basically virgin boys like Xin Baji who have probably never had a relationship with women in their lives. "It doesn't matter~ It doesn't matter if I'm a virgin~ I will never do it. I'll abandon you." Just shouting twice like this is probably enough. "

"Why are you using me as a metaphor?!" Xin Baji pulled out the invisible arrows stuck in his chest one by one, "Don't underestimate virginity, you bastard. Although you are a virgin now, you are over thirty years old. still…"

Looking at the excited Shinpachi, Gintoki and Jiangcheng waved their hands at the same time, sighed and said impatiently: "Calm down, Shinpachi. We have never underestimated virginity."

"Huh-huh-" Shinpachi gasped angrily.

"I'm just looking down on you." Jiangcheng, Gintoki and Kagura said at the same time.

"Hurry up and give me enough——!!"

…

"So, the Oiran's class is over, which means that the preparations have been done," Gintoki, who sat down on the sofa, nodded and continued, "Then it's time to get ready to... no, get ready to go on stage. .”

"Well, you two ladies... no, idol, are you ready?" Jiang Cheng asked with toilet paper stuck in his nose.

"Hey——!!" Shinpachi shouted at the side, and then pointed at Jiangcheng and Gintoki who had obviously just had a nosebleed, as well as Atsushi-chan who was blushing and confused, and Atsushi who looked calm. Jiang, "What course did you just go to without my back! Why did you two have nosebleeds? What on earth did you see!"

"But it's really amazing. Some of the postures... no, even I don't know the skills."

Gintoki commented like this.

"Yes, it seems that we really underestimate the work of the wandering girl."

Jiang Cheng was noncommittal.