Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Clift and Bligh, it's better to stop worrying about things before the decisive battle!" "

In the single toilet, A Miao yelled while "disciplining" the little ape.

"You two are the Clift and Bly of HDZ48!"

Yahui had just finished complaining, and the paper guy on the side folded his hands and groaned: "Huh~ That's right, thank you for your hard work, Clift, Bly, Alina from DQ48 (Naughty Membrane Mage)" ) and Ryan (Old Gentleman...Knight), do you know that these two are both damage dealers, so why more people choose Alina?"

Before anyone could speak, Juanzi was the first to give the answer: "That's because compared to Ryan who is alone, Alina, Clift, and Bly."

"You mean..." A somewhat solemn expression appeared on Yahui's face.

"That's right," Juanzi nodded, and then started talking seriously: "They are just like the idol team. Alina's C position is even more dazzling precisely because Clift and Bly are secretly setting it off! In other words... "

As he said that, Juanzi looked at Jiubei who was standing by and was a little confused.

"As expected, KYUBEI is the best!"

"Unlike the bitchy duo, so innocent!"

"The eye patch is also very cute, and the secret crush attribute is cute..."

"Orthodox idols are the best!!"

Looking at the hand stretched out in front of him, Jiubei was so panicked that he didn't know what to do.

But at this moment, Juanzi shouted: "Come on! Alina! Charge forward on the bodies of Clift and Bly!"

Hearing the sound, Jiubei swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and nervously stretched out his hand to shake it with the fan in front of him, but then...

"Ah!!" While shouting, Kubei threw or smashed the fan hard.

When Juanzi and Yae saw this scene, their expressions instantly became expressionless, and desolate black lines filled their entire bodies.

Ah... Alina, I forgot that she can continuously deliver fatal blows...

"Do not touch me!!!"

Kagura explained seriously: "Alina carries the same dark Aru as Pizarro (the Demon King).

"

Yae rolled her eyes and complained wildly: "That's not the case! If she doesn't shake hands, why is she shaking hands?"

"Please wait a little longer, I'm slowly getting used to it," Kubei, who had just thrown away a few fans, raised his head and opened his hand and replied, "I think I can overcome it if I throw about 1,500 more fans."

Fans can’t overcome it!

"Then throw Clift and Bly 1,500 times."

With gloomy but smiling faces, A Miao and Kozaru, who were holding Bly and Clift, spoke at the same time.

Looking at Jiubei who listened to the advice and smashed Clift and Bligh to the ground, Shinpachi complained again: "Don't listen to that kind of dark advice! Spare Clift and Bligh!"

But at this moment, a hand was gently placed on Jiubei's shoulder. At the same time, the owner of the hand, Yue Yong, shook his head gently, held the pipe in his mouth and closed his eyes, comforting softly: "Okay. Come on, KYUBEI, you don’t have to force yourself anymore.”

"Sir TSUKUYO..." Kyubei muttered softly as he turned around.

"If you're not good at shaking hands with men, I'll do your part."

"But how can I let you carry such a heavy burden alone..."

"Don't worry. Although I once gave up this identity, I was once a Yoshihara woman and I have long been prepared to deal with men."

"Yoshihara's attributes are so cute!!" Kubei, who transformed into a little fan girl, shouted excitedly.

"No! Why are you so cute!" Juanzi complained.

Yae looked at it and answered in disbelief: "As the ultimate weapon to support Alina, a female warrior has stepped forward!!"

"She looks cool but is very caring and considerate!"

"As expected, TSUKUYO is the best!"

"This is the only thing we can gamble on!"

Amidst such cheers, a large number of fans rushed to Yue Yong.

Looking at the fans rushing in front of her, Yue Yong still looked calm: "Besides...I've long been used to dealing with OTAKU."

"Huh?" Bahui noticed something was wrong in these words. At the same time, Bahui noticed Yue Yong's hand that reached into her chest as if groping for something, and her eyes widened.

"wait…"

Realizing something, Yae hurriedly spoke, but... it was too late.

Looking at the fans who were instantly killed by Tsukiyomi (Kunai), half of Yae's face began to twitch.

After taking a deep breath...

"Don't think OTAKU is the same as Jiang Chengsang!!"

"Huh? Isn't it possible?" Yue Yong was puzzled, "Obviously, as long as he does this, he can calm down."

"An'an, you're the boss! All the fans were scared away! What to do! What should you do in the end! Otherwise, you'd better take Jiang Chengsang back! Now go back quickly! By the way, Jiang Chengsang ...Where have you gone? I haven’t seen you since just now! Hello!”

Kara——

Jiangzi opened the door from a single toilet and stepped out. After yawning, he looked at Yae and others who were all looking at him.

"Why are everyone looking at me?" Jiang Zi asked, but then he waved his hands, showing a bit of indifference or impatience, "Anyway, it's over here."

"The end...the end means..." Before she could finish her sentence, Yahui suddenly noticed something. She opened her eyes wide and looked at the countless wet women behind Jiangzi's single toilet with a look of disbelief.

"About nine hundred and seventy people..." Jiang Zi moved his shoulders and neck, "Where are your results?"

"Twenty-seven... people." Yahui lowered his head.

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng looked at a few people with a weird expression on his face, and made a "tsk" sound in his mouth, "Hey, hey, are you serious? I'm very busy here, what on earth are you doing? What are you doing? Can't you even handle a few men? Are you still considered women like this? Otherwise, you should go back."

Listening to Jiang Zi's mindless complaints, the faces of the women present (Yue Yong, A Miao, Kozaru, and Kyuubei) turned completely dark.

"There's really no way." After shaking his head helplessly, Jiang Zi turned around and glanced at the score board above his head, "There's only one person left, so let's work a little harder. Hey, Yahui, test paper , those women at the door, please let two or three in casually."

Gudong.

Juanzi swallowed a mouthful of saliva, his pupils were shaking, and he murmured: "I...remembered, in the past, when that guy was playing DQ2, the second prince and princess...were corpses the whole time..."

"You should have said such a terrible thing earlier!" Yahui yelled, but then she showed a bit of joy, "But this way it will be okay, we still have a chance of winning..."

"Go to hell!!"×4

Accompanied by the roars of the four women, Jiang Zi, who received all-out blows from the four women at the same time... wailed and fell to the ground unable to get up.

"What are you doing?!" Yahui yelled, her veins popping out as she pulled her neck.

A Miao raised her index finger with a smile on her face: "Huh? I didn't do anything. I just sent the scum to where the scum should go. In other words, it's hell."

Yue Yong raised her hand and said: "Referee, the handshake of that scumbag just now doesn't count. That man just used Larijo."

(Larijo: The hypnotic spell in DQ2.)

"What are you doing again! Miss Yueyong!"

"Yes, that's right, that kind of behavior is equivalent to cheating the referee, cancel it." Xiaozao nodded and spoke, holding his hands.

"Do you want to win or not?"

"Your Excellency Jiangcheng, I cannot accept this kind of behavior." Jiubei clenched his fists with an unbearable expression on his face.

"Hurry up and give me enough!"

"Then since most members have said so, then I will..."

With that said, the referee pressed the remote control in his hand and changed the 997 on the HDZ48 display screen to 27.

"Wait! Wait! There's no cheating!" Yahui said quickly, "Those handshakes are real! There's no use for Larry and there's no use for Ma Hodong! In short, Paper, use Chaorik on Jiangzi quickly!" "

"In short, the score gap that was only one person away has returned to a big score gap due to HDZ48's self-destruction!"

"Hey! Listen to me, you bastard!!" Yahui yelled angrily with his veins popping.

"Huh~ I was really nervous just now." Bi Chi'er on the side wiped the sweat on her forehead, "I didn't expect that man to find so many nymphomaniac fans. I almost thought I was going to lose, but no. I think...hehehehe...I'm so lucky. The backing band who is trying to do evil things to their idols behind their backs, thank you so much...ahhahahahaha!!"

A Miao pointed at Bichi'er and said unhappily: "I'm so angry! That woman is so annoying! Xinjiang!"

"Whoosh! What kind of attitude is that! It makes people unhappy!" The little ape also showed annoyance.

"That's indeed a bit much." Yue Yong nodded lightly.

Kyubey took over: "Even as a samurai, I can't accept a woman like that."

"You guys are the one who makes people even more irritated! What have you been doing since the beginning! Just fighting inside the electronic perfume can't satisfy you anymore?!"

"On the other hand, GKB48 on the other side has already exceeded four digits! Although we don't know what happened inside the Charm Curtain, every fan who came out seemed to have lost their soul (clothes)!"

"The winner has been decided, HDZ48." Bi Chi'er said with a smile as she opened the curtain.

"Cut!" The paper cut with a sound, "Sure enough, we still need to take some other measures to deal with their honeyed handshake..."

At this time, Bahui glanced at Jiang Cheng who was lying on the ground unable to get up, then stood up with clenched fists, ripped off the women's clothes on his body, and said with firm eyes: "And... HDZ48 is not over yet. !Temple Gate Pass is far from over yet!”