Maybe a Fake Gintama

But at this moment, Kagura pointed into the distance and shouted.

"Ah, is it that girl?"

The attention of Jiang Chengyinshi and A Miao was instantly attracted.

Short blue hair, cat ears, and white silk stockings, this was Jiang Cheng's first impression of this girl.

"Has Xin Baji been stimulated by something? Isn't he used to seeing this kind of cat-eared cat? I mean the one downstairs in your house..." Jiang Cheng murmured.

But before Gintoki could answer, Miao couldn't help but spat, "Wait a minute! What is that! Aren't those cat ears?! I didn't hear that!"

"Is this the so-called love that can transcend the [Star Boundary]? Shinyaji has really grown up~" Gintoki replied.

"Are you kidding! I hate cats the most! I am a 100% dog lover!" With that said, A Miao was about to rush out to stop him.

"Wait a minute, there is actually no difference between a dog and a cat, and they might have dog ears." Gintoki held Amiu's hand to stop him.

"Not even a dog! If you marry a dog, then our heir to the Shimura family will become a dog!" A Miao turned her head and retorted loudly.

"You are too strong-minded! You want to subvert the concept of genetic factors!"

"Hey, you two should be quiet..." Jiang Cheng couldn't help but say, "You're thinking too far, it's just a date, it's just to let the new Eighth Prince enter the adult world, and , this is not the Gintama crew, so don’t worry about the PTA, just don’t worry.”

"Don't worry! Even if this isn't the Gintama crew, you don't have to worry about the PTA and you can't step into adulthood with that cat! This will become a black spot for our Shimura family! A black spot that will never be washed away in our lifetime! "A Miao said angrily.

"I said you simply can't let go of your brother! Originally, I thought it was Shinpachi who relied too much on you, but it seems it's the opposite! You are the one who controls your brother!" Gintoki yelled.

"Who do you think is the younger brother? A super popular girl like me has no time to control anyone!"

"Then you are a dog lover!"

…

On the other side, behind the portrait of Ieyasu.

Two warriors holding fruit punch in their right hands and wearing monk's hats stand side by side.

Finally, the orangutan wearing a hat couldn't help but said to the person next to him: "Um, are you a Fruit Punch Samurai?"

"Why?"

"What happened? It turns out he's right next to me!"

"Because you were promised to hold the fruit punch in your left hand, but now you hold it in your right hand..." Gui explained.

"Ah, I'm sorry, I thought it was on the left side of the person looking at it." Kondo said with an embarrassed smile.

"No, it's really rude to be on a computer forum," Gui said, taking off his hat, "I'm the Fruit Punch Samurai."

"But something really happened this time. I couldn't help but repost it ten thousand times, and I had to go to the designated Yoshiwara store to spend one million yen. Ah, I am just a fruit..." Kondo said and took off his hat. .

"Huh?"×2

"Ah————!!!"×2

…

"Guest, please enjoy your lemon tea slowly~" The waiter placed the tea in front of Xiao Se Mide.

Not far away, Jiang Cheng and his four friends were sitting at another table. The four of them were wearing sunglasses, holding newspapers and magazines, and secretly observing Xin Baji and Xiao Semi who were sitting at a table.

"But let me tell you, are we following a place like this..." Gintoki said softly, "It is very rude to interfere in other people's love affairs."

Kagura/Ami: "Gin-chan, shut up Aru!/Shut up!"

Amiao/Kagura: "This is an issue related to the heir of our Shimura family!/Do you want to lose one less errand boy?!"

"Why are you arguing? Can you two stop talking together?" Gintoki shouted.

"Hey, hey, it doesn't matter, right?" Jiang Cheng couldn't help but sigh and continued, "But it has nothing to do with me, right? Why am I forced to be dragged here to do such a meaningless thing? ?”

"Shut up! It has the most to do with you!" Gintoki shouted, "Shinpachi went to you to ask for advice! You must have said some irrelevant nonsense!"

"Hey? Why would you..." Before the word "know" could be uttered, Jiang Chengcheng felt A Miao burst out with very strong murderous intent. Jiang Cheng wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, "Actually, I don't have anything." Say, do you believe it?"

"I believe you! Your nonsense is only a little better than a wig!" Gintoki retorted, "Also, when I heard Shinpachi talk about the amnesia chapter, you seemed to say in front of the Yuno anchor If it’s something serious…”

"Huh? Is this happening? I don't remember it, because I lost my memory at the time." As he said this, Jiang Cheng scratched his head and laughed.

"Is this excuse so good? Do you need me to make you lose your memory permanently? You have a weak soul!" Gintoki said angrily.

Looking at Gintoki who was gearing up, Jiang Cheng swallowed unconsciously, but suddenly thought of something, took his hand out of his pocket and took out a signature of anchor Yuno.

"Is this okay?" Jiang Cheng handed the signature to Gintoki.

"I forgive you!" Gintoki said and put the signature in his arms, not inside the kimono, but inside the innermost layer of clothing.

"Hey! You are too easily satisfied!" Kagura complained in a rare and serious tone.

Jiang Cheng took a sip of coffee and was about to nod when he heard Kagura-chan added again.

"At least I need Anchor Yuno's original underwear to satisfy you, Aru!"

"Pfft!" Jiang Cheng spit out all the coffee.

"No, that's too exciting for me!" Gintoki said righteously.

"Do you need to act so innocent?! It's so disgusting!" Jiang Cheng complained loudly, "What is satisfaction?! What is satisfaction? It's so disgusting that I don't even want to complain! Hey! If it weren't for Shinpachi Ji is not here, I don’t even want to play the role of complaining!”

Voice-over: Actually, you can leave the complaints to me...

"Xinbachi-san..." Seeing Xinbachi drinking coffee with his eyes, Xiao Semi couldn't help but remind him softly, "Those are eyes ~ Shinbachi-san~"

"Huh?" Xin Baji finally woke up from his fantasy, "Ah! Hot, hot, hot!"

While shouting, he also threw the cup out, spilling the tea on his pants.

"Hey, Xinbaji has a good idea. He deliberately sprinkled tea on his pants, and then attracted girls to wipe him. At the same time, the two of them had some physical contact. I didn't teach him this!" See! At this scene, Jiang Cheng couldn't help but speak out.

"It's just a skill that any boy with hair will naturally understand," Gintoki said, looking at Miao who was aside, "Look, Shinya-kun is already very good, it's really hard for us to hinder him here anymore. It’s very bad.”

"Shut up!" A Miao's fierce gaze made Jiang Cheng and Gintoki shut their mouths obediently at the same time.

…

"Are you okay? What happened to you? Are you burned?" Xiao Semi squatted on the ground and carefully wiped Xin Baji's tea-soaked pants with a handkerchief.

"No...it's okay..." Realizing his gaffe, Xinbaji quickly replied. How strange! Xin Baji added in his heart, your hot sight has burned my whole heart! Soulless! Cat ears are so evil! Why does such a cute girl have such cute things on her body? To a certain extent, this is a weapon!

Just when Xin Baji started to think wildly again, Xiao Semi had already sat back in her seat.

"I've always wanted to thank you in person...actually...I still want to...talk to you..."

Looking at the little girl pouring tea into her eyes while talking coquettishly, Xin Baji reminded, "There are eyes..."

"Huh?" Xiao Semi reacted and pretended to be pretentious again, "What on earth am I doing? I'm sorry~ What on earth am I..."

As she said that, Xiao Semi's tone changed and she put on a very shy expression, "It's really weird~ I feel like my heart is pounding~ Hehe~"

After speaking, he stuck out his tongue and made a posture like a lucky cat...

…

Seeing this scene, A Miao and Kagura went crazy and tore up the magazines in their hands.

"What are the two of them doing?" Jiang Cheng asked.

"I just feel jealous when I see a girl who is completely different from me, don't worry about it, don't worry about it," Gintoki replied.

"Who are you calling jealous!" As she said that, A Miao slapped Gintoki's head on the table.

"No...I said I was jealous..." Gintoki got up and said. At the same time, Jiang Cheng handed a box of napkins to Gintoki, probably because he was afraid that blood would splash on his side.

…

"You're wearing the cat ears I gave you~" Xiao Semi said with some joy, "I'm so happy~ Those were carefully selected by the Lun family~ The Lun family has always dreamed of wearing couple's ears with the person they like. On the street~"

After saying that, Xiao Semi finally realized something and subconsciously covered her mouth, "I'm sorry~ The Lun family said it subconsciously... Can you forgive the Lun family?"

…

Seeing this scene, A Miao and Kagura went crazy again and kept smashing the table in front of them.

"What on earth are you doing? Enough is enough, okay? Did you listen to me? Ugh!" Gintoki was punched by A Miao before he finished speaking.

"What's going on! What's going on with my mood right now! I feel like that girl is making me so angry! What should I do! What should I do!" A Miao shouted while beating the silver.

Kagura was frantically grabbing her chest and shouting at the same time: "I feel like there is a black thing stuck in my heart, Aru! Take this black thing away quickly!"

When Jiang Cheng saw what happened to Gintoki, he honestly said nothing and acted as a transparent person on the side, ready to escape at any time.

After seeing the two of them pounding the silver even harder, Jiang Cheng was ready to grease the soles of his feet, but he was discovered by these two ferocious creatures just after moving 0.01 centimeters...

So, in addition to Gintoki, the unlucky guy Jiang Cheng was also hammered...