Maybe a Fake Gintama

Time came to night unknowingly.

On the roof closest to the ceiling that once locked everything in Yoshiwara underground, a small figure walked little by little toward the edge of the eaves.

The rectangular dome and sparse stars are as dreamy as a huge painting.

At least, that's what Xiaoying thinks.

Below, what you can see are the brightly lit old and new streets of Yoshiwara, although now there is less noise than usual.

"I don't know, I've never liked a man."

"It's hard to love someone. You'll understand when you really fall in love with someone... Yue Yong-chan."

When Xiaoying came to the edge of the eaves, she suddenly thought of the conversation she had with Yue Yong, or maybe it was just because she had discovered that Yue Yong was behind her.

"It's really ironic. At that time, Yue Yong-chan, who said she didn't understand love, actually came to block my path to love." Xiaoying's quiet voice revealed a bit of relief and emotion.

"Indeed, the woman who knows how to read the air best in Yoshihara is so well-deserved." Jiang Cheng, who suddenly came over, casually took Xiaoying into his arms, "It took a lot of effort for the two of us to find such a good place. , you can watch such a beautiful night view while appreciating the most beautiful scenery of the other party."

"Why are you standing there!" Yue Yong rolled his eyes and threw out a kunai, "What do you mean by appreciating the most beautiful scenery of the other party! What are you going to do to Xiaoying, this beast!"

thump! !

"Calm down! It's just an ordinary wild life..."

Whizzing! !

puff! !

After two kunais, Jiang Cheng made no sound anymore.

"Yueyong-chan, you...do you think you have someone you like?" Xiaoying couldn't help but smile, and then looked at Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the ground, rolling his eyes and twitching from time to time, " Could it be...that he is our new Lord Night King?"

Yue Yong spoke fiercely: "No! That kind of guy can't even be considered a human being! He can't even compare to the worst man! It's just a nightmare! It's just a woman's nightmare!"

"That's really rude, baby." Jiang Cheng turned around, squinting his eyes and complaining,

"I don't recognize the worst men. I have to at least give it a try before I say such things. I'm completely different from those early-morning men and early-morning men! At least in one night I can... ugh!"

Yueyong, who was still in the posture of throwing kunai, gritted his teeth and said, "I'm not talking about that kind of bad thing! You beast!"

"But... it's better for you to escape quickly. All the remaining Aizenxiang has been transported here, and my jumping from here is the signal."

As she said that, Xiaoying looked at the cannon set up by several "believers" on the opposite floor, "This place will turn into a sea of ​​fire, but the fragrance of Airanxiang and me after it burns to ashes will be remembered forever."

"Wait, I don't agree with this." After standing up, Jiang Cheng took Xiaoying into his arms again, "I haven't smelled it yet. If you don't try some things, you will never know. For example, you The smell, and my size. In short, even if you want to jump, can you delay it for one...two...two or three hours? Don't worry, I'm not such a selfish man, and I will never restrain you. I will definitely Let you go."

"Can you shut up?!"

While Yue Yong roared, she instantly fired several kunai, all of which pierced the back of Jiang Cheng's head. The latter once again rolled his eyes and fell down.

"Yue Yong-chan...Although I am a heartless woman who has forgotten her sweetheart, even if I die, I can still love and be loved by everyone, forever. Don't you think this is a wonderful thing?"

"It's impossible to forget." Yue Yong answered softly, and then her eyes showed a bit of complexity, "You have not forgotten your sweetheart. It is better to say that you did this kind of thing just to forget him..."

Saying that, Yue Yong remembered the discussion among the wandering girls that she had overheard...

"Have you heard? Regarding Xiaoying, it seems that there is a very rich man who wants to redeem her."

"Huh?"

"But she said she had a sweetheart back home and she wanted to keep her virginity for him."

"You are so stupid. She is just a woman who was sold to a brothel. How could that man remember her?"

"I heard that the people above are also very angry."

"She must have been assigned to a lower-end store now."

Yue Yong thought of a strange guest of Xiao Ying's before, and continued softly: "...There is a trainee carpenter who always talks to you all night without touching a finger of yours. And you always talk to you all night long. It was to show the expression a girl should have in front of him."

Listening to Yue Yong's words, Xiaoying's thoughts were also pulled back to a certain time in the past, when the trainee carpenter came to see her for the last time...

"Xiaoying, I'm sorry, this is the last time I see you in this way. In order to become a unique craftsman, I have to concentrate on learning skills. When I can start my own business, I will come back to marry you! Until then, you can be here Wait for me?"

"If I listened to him and waited for him honestly in Yoshihara, I might be able to immerse myself in my dream forever. But at that time, an incredible man appeared in Yoshihara... No, it was Yueyue, you picked up an incredible man The man, Yoshihara... was liberated. So, I wanted to catch that dream and that phantom with my own hands."

As she said that, Xiaoying thought of the figure of the person in her heart that she saw from a distance when she came to the ground and... the pretty figure beside him.

"She is the daughter of the carpenter foreman. His skills were recognized and he was chosen to be the heir. A woman like me is not worthy of him. I knew it from the beginning, but I couldn't forget him."

From then on, Xiaoying began to use Aizen Incense, and indulged in false love with customers with the help of that thing.

Xiaoying raised her head and continued with some emotion: "But in the end, I didn't use love potions on him. Yueyong-chan, it's really hard to love someone. I have completely forgotten how to love and how to be loved. Since In this way, even if it is only for a moment, at least let me sleep in this energy that will never wake up, in this dream (flowers) that will never fade away."

Before she finished speaking, Xiaoying jumped down without hesitation.

"Xiao Ying!" Yue Yong's pupils shrank and she shouted.

At the same time, a certain OTAKU who jumped down with Xiaoying once again took Xiaoying into his arms, and at the same time said seriously: "It's okay, even if you don't take the initiative to love, it's okay, leave it to me. I But the type that likes to take the initiative (offensive). It will fill you up."

"Huh?" Xiaoying was suddenly stunned.

Snapped! !

Yue Yong came to the eaves and reached out to grab Jiang Cheng. She rolled her eyes and said directly: "What are you doing, you bastard?! How long have you been flirting with girls!"

"Haven't you heard of it? Yueyue?" Jiang Cheng raised his lips slightly, "Love and war are the eternal existences in the world! Love will never die! War will never stop! I haven't noticed yet. Are you there? The most outstanding thing in disaster movies is always the emotional scene! Why do when a disaster movie is about to escape, the man and the woman run to the side and hug and kiss each other? Because this is what the plot needs!"

"I need your head! If this thing really falls, it will be a disaster movie 365 days a year!"

(Fall down: the same sound is used to capture.)

"I see, that means "Jiang Cheng's disaster", right? "

"You have no superpowers at all!!" Yue Yong complained again, and then looked at Xiaoying who was clamped by Jiang Cheng's legs, "By the way, what kind of posture are you in!"

"No, I just want her to get acquainted with it through clothes in advance. That way, it won't be too unfamiliar later."

"I'm unfamiliar with your size! What a bad thing to say!" As she said that, Yue Yong kicked Jiang Cheng's head with her high heels, "Let her go! Let her go! Let go of Xiaoying! You beast!"

"If you let go, she will fall! She will die!" Jiang Cheng, with a bruised nose and face, said angrily with white eyes, "My life and her life are all in your hands, baby! Let me understand this kind of thing clearly. ah!"

With that said, Jiang Cheng held Yue Yong's wrist tightly.

"Let go! Let go of my hand! Beast!!"

Seeing Yue Yong who was even more excited than before, Jiang Cheng spoke again: "It was you who held my hand!! It was you who didn't let go!"

"Pfft! Ha...ha...ha..." Xiaoying finally freed her head. After taking a few deep breaths, she raised her head and warned urgently: "Yueyong-chan! Run away! That's enough, don't worry about me. !”

"I won't run away, Xiaoying." Yue Yong held Jiang Cheng's hand tightly, "I understand now. Everyone is actually the same as you. No matter how professional you are, it's useless in front of that flower. , In every woman's heart, there is a flower that she cannot control. Maybe that flower cannot wither forever, maybe it will dim and wither soon, but Xiaoying, no matter how many times it withers, as long as the seasons reincarnate, it will still be there. It will be open again!”

boom! !

"Yueyong-chan!!"

"As for flowers, I think chrysanthemums are pretty good too." Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and grinned.

Yue Yong, who blocked several cannonballs with kunai, rolled her eyes and complained: "Are you still here at this time?!"

"It's better than Epiphyllum, right?" Jiang Cheng looked disapproving, and at the same time grabbed Xiaoying's right hand with his other hand, "Babies, are you ready?! The final GC must be together!"

"Give me another word! You bastard!"

"Then, let's change it to flowers blooming! Is that okay?!"

"It's okay for you! But it's ready! Darling! Oh oh oh!!!"

Yue Yong, who pulled Jiang Cheng up with all her strength, had not recovered yet. Xiaoying, who was thrown away by Jiang Cheng, had already thrown herself into Yue Yong's arms.

Jiang Cheng, who was still in the air, pulled out his umbrella and shouted at the same time: "Work hard for me once in a while! Two stinky security guards! Otherwise... I'll deduct your wages!"

As soon as he finished speaking, two figures whose faces could not be seen clearly and could only see the corners of their mouths slightly raised appeared in the shadow behind the cannon.