Maybe a Fake Gintama

In a convenience store in Edo, in front of the bookshelf, with Jump's head buried in his hands, Zenzo said without looking up: "Where's the plan to assassinate the general..."

With his back to Quanzang, the little ape, who was wearing a bamboo hat and a pink kimono embroidered with flowers, lowered his voice and replied in a chatty tone: "The cup the princess used to make tea for the general was smeared with poison, and it almost caused a disease." What a disaster it is that my sister killed her brother and actually took advantage of Her Highness the Princess. The enemy has already pushed deep into the shogunate."

"You actually dared to carry out an assassination in the palace. Your Highness the General has also fallen. That's why you want to borrow the power of someone you once abandoned? It's really selfish to actually re-gather the imperial court fans. We were all laid off before, but now we are here. Come to us again for help.”

Listening to Quan Zang's "sarcasm" that was neither popular nor popular, Xiao Yuan replied: "It is true that the Imperial Court Fans were disbanded because of Duke Dingding's arbitrariness. But isn't it Duke Songping who protects us and takes care of us? Isn't that right? Okay, disbanding is just a formality, can we assemble at any time when something happens?

Besides, Dingding Gong who abolished us is no longer here. The General has already punished this guy who became a puppet of the Heavenly Dao people, and in order to bid farewell to him completely, he also lost the shield that protected him.

In the current shogunate, there are not many generals left. And they all eye the general's throne. There is no way to trust it. The only ones who can protect him are us. But why is Hattori Zenzo, the leader of the Imperial Court Fans, not in this list? "

After hearing so much, Quan Zang just smiled and said, "Because it doesn't burn."

"ha?"

"Compared with protecting the general, assassinating the general is much more flammable. It's exciting to think about it. One person breaks through the tight defense and takes the head of the opposing general. Ninjas have their own gods to help them, and ninjas are the reality of the scenes in shonen comics. change…"

As soon as he finished speaking, the kunai that the little ape threw out was already "three points into the anus", and a large amount of blood spurted out from Quanzang's buttocks along with the sound of "chi".

Ignoring Quanzang, who was jumping on the spot in pain, Xiao Yuan said with some helplessness: "You have also served as a guard for the general. Is this what you should say? You really haven't changed at all, not at all. He has no loyalty, coordination or creed. He only believes in his own ability."

"Humph," Quan Zang chuckled softly, "This is my creed."

"Really... It seems that you have really completely forgotten, I understand." After saying that, Xiao Yuan, who already knew that there was no need to talk anymore, turned around and walked towards the door of the convenience store, "What if one day the Yuting fans If you perform meritorious service and are revived, remember that there is no place for you there. The former leader..."

Until the little ape walked out of the store,

Only then did Quan Zang get up from the ground, looking through the window at the little ape that was gradually leaving. He quirked his lips again and whispered to himself with some emotion: "Ah, ah, ah, he actually came here to talk about her. If you don’t know how to say it, don’t you feel the same way?”

Hearing the sound, Gintoki, who was squatting on the ground and flipping through a book of 18 Forbidden Person O Monogatari, casually replied: "It doesn't matter what it is, right? There is only one Jump book again. Come on!"

With that said, Gintoki stood up and assumed a guessing posture, "Rock——! Scissors——!"

The jump handed to him from the side made Gintoki swallow the word "bu" that had not yet come out of his mouth. At the same time, Gintoki was also inexplicably stunned.

"Take it." Chunzang handed the jump to Gintoki casually, "Unlike that guy who knows what's going on even if he doesn't read the follow-up, so it doesn't matter if he doesn't read the last page. If I turn it up, it's like I really won’t give up until I see the last page. I can’t care about the next development, or I won’t be able to make up my mind.”

With that said, Quan Zang turned around and walked towards the door. At the same time, he raised his hand to remind: "By the way, help me tell her, 'Don't do things that are not suitable for you, so as not to lose your life in vain. You are still suitable to go. Chasing some idiot samurai is not suitable for protecting a general."

After saying that, Quan Zang stepped out of the slowly opening automatic door.

Looking at Quanzo's back, Gintoki blinked his lifeless fish eyes, and then looked at the jump in his hand, thoughtfully.

…

Yoshihara.

Late at night, Jiang Cheng, who couldn't stand the two women, came to the roof alone, crossed his legs and stared at the bright moon in the night sky.

Da da da……

After a sound of gentle footsteps, Yue Yong came to Jiang Cheng's side. After blowing out a puff of smoke, she said, "Aren't you going to stop her? Kagura..."

"Yueyue, do you know?" Jiang Cheng was still looking at the full moon in the sky, but then his tone changed, he looked at Yue Yong with squinted eyes and raised his index finger: "The night sky in animations and comics, No matter what time of year, the moon is always big and round, but the truth is that it has not yet reached the full moon day. Then, no matter what, it can’t be all full moon, right? Isn’t it a little too willful? Everyone must have discovered that Right? I'm just too lazy to complain, right? Because if I complain, the orangutan will shamelessly say it's a full moon or something, right? He's really a disgusting orangutan."

"Did you even listen to what people were saying?!"

"That orangutan definitely didn't hear it. It's such an unpleasant orangutan! Even if he heard it, he must have pretended not to hear it! Tsk!"

"go to hell!"

puff!

beep——

thump!

Looking at Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the ground, rolling his eyes and still spitting blood with a kunai stuck in his head, Yue Yong crossed his chest with one hand and lightly held the cigarette rod with the other hand and said lightly: "You should be able to listen to what others are saying now, right? Just from the little bit of information that Baihua found out, it can be seen from that corner that this time... is different from the past. A big earthquake will happen in this country soon. Let your children jump into such a huge whirlpool, you... "

"It's her own choice," Jiang Cheng interrupted Yue Yong, lying on the spot with his arms on his head and looking straight at the night sky, "Although I tried my best to avoid things that would get Kagura into trouble before, but since It was her own decision, so even if she was stopped, it would be the same. She... would face this kind of thing one day. Even if she tried everything, even if she lost many important things, she still couldn't protect herself. The thing you want to protect...then grow. There is no way to avoid it."

"Is it."

"Ah, but there is also a kind of idiot who has never grown up even though he has experienced the same thing. Compared with the things that cannot be pursued despite all the efforts, the things lost along the way are the most precious. I can't see this. As expected, I still hate the samurai. Even if they have nothing, they still don’t realize this. Even if they have realized it, they still only look at what they can’t catch. They are like idiots..."

"how about you?"

"I..." As he spoke, Jiang Cheng curled his lips, then sat up and looked at Yue Yong with interest, "What would you think if I said that I was the one who took it?"

After a moment of silence, Yue Yong turned around and said at the same time: "That's really troublesome. After all, both Yoshihara and Baihua were taken to a direction that no one can pull back by some idiot. With me, One person probably can’t pull it back, right?”

Jiang Cheng shook his head gently and laughed dumbly.

"Don't worry, neither Yoshihara nor Momoka will lose anything."

Hearing the sound, Yue Yong paused, but then returned to his original state, and raised his hand gently in response.

About three minutes later, Jiang Cheng heard the sound of the door sliding downstairs and the noise coming from a certain Donut Man and a Death Man.

Click——

"What are you doing? Where are you taking me? The bride's evening practice has just begun."

"That's enough! Go to another room!"

"Do you mean... did I disturb you? It's okay, you can just do as usual. I will observe and learn."

"Who would do that kind of thing with him!"

The noise got farther and farther until it disappeared completely. Jiang Chengcai stood up and stretched, "Okay, if you have anything to say, tell me quickly. I'm going to get ready to rest."

"It's about to begin...the beginning of the end of everything."

"You escaped so many people and came here just to talk about this? It's really incredible." Jiang Cheng sighed without looking back.

"After all...both sides are..."

"I'm going to bed, good night." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and jumped directly.

The figure hidden in the darkness said nothing more, and slowly retreated after a moment of silence.

[After all... we have come to this point. 】

Whose voice is it that sounds on such a night?

…

On the other side, at the home of Lord Matsudaira, the head of the police department, Kagura was sitting under the eaves with a disappointed look on her face. Although Chengye had been talking to her for a long time, it seemed that she had not listened to a word.

"…Kagura-chan! Kagura-chan——!!"

At this time, Kagura finally came back to her senses and turned to look at Chengye: "What's wrong? Chengye-chan?"

"It's not what's wrong with me, it's what's wrong with you, right?" Princess Chengye pouted and complained, "You're just like the usual elder brother. You can't hear what others say at all."

"I'm just... thinking about having a bowel movement, Alu. "

"I see. Does that mean that my brother is always having troubles when he doesn't hear people talking? Thinking about political affairs and so on... Do you think they are all lies to me?!"

boom!

A fist hit Kagura hard on the head.

"Don't say such dangerous words casually!" Gintoki reminded angrily, "And...don't they all say that this is not the place where a kid should come? Get back here quickly."

"I don't want it! I want to protect my friends and young general Aru!"

Gintoki picked his nose with his little finger and replied casually: "Really? You know, when you go into battle with confusion, it is easiest to die first. If you die, you will be in trouble."

"If you want to die, you will die naturally!"

"That's it..." Gintoki suddenly thought of something, raised his head and looked at the night sky, and whispered to himself: "I see, that's why he didn't stop you."